012 [Are You a Dragon]
"Are you sure the subject is not to be discovered?"
Afraid that he had read it wrong or misunderstood the meaning, Yang Fan looked cautiously at the little landlord who was obviously a little impatient.
"Huh! You really get it! Su Suqiao showed a hint of surprise on her face, she really didn't expect Yang Fan to understand the question, originally she just thought that Yang Fan was bragging and said that she understood, and just wanted to translate it for him, looked at the dictionary on the table, and couldn't help but be curious: "You really finished reading the dictionary?" ”
"I've finished reading all 105 pages."
"Got it?"
"I understand, you are a dictionary, of course I can understand it."
"Then I really underestimated you as a graduate student."
Su Sufu took out her mobile phone and glanced at it, it was almost more than an hour since Yang Fan came over, and the dictionary of more than 100 pages in such a short period of time was read and understood without anyone teaching her, she couldn't help but glance at Yang Fan.
"What's so difficult about this, when I was reviewing for the college entrance examination, I finished the Huanggang question bank in one night......"
Yang Fan, who was bragging about his college entrance examination experience that year, was suddenly stunned, then shook his head suddenly, and stared at the thick dictionary. yes, how did I read this dictionary so quickly, and I still remembered all the meanings of those strange words?
You know, this is not memorizing a textbook, nor is it memorizing an English dictionary, in addition to the Chinese characters, there are a lot of strange alternative characters, even for a linguist, I am afraid it will take a long time to write down the strange characters corresponding to the Chinese characters in it.
It only took me more than an hour to write them all down, could it be that I am really a genius who "never forgets"?
Su Sufu seemed to be tired of listening to Yang Fan's bragging, and waved his hand very disdainfully: "Okay, okay, don't brag to me about your college entrance examination that year, isn't it more than 600 points, admitted to graduate school, and now a temporary worker in a national research institute?" ”
"I'm not a temporary worker anymore! I turned positive this morning, okay. Yang Fan hurriedly retorted, he is not a dispensable temporary worker now, and he will be a regular this morning.
The corners of Su Sufu's mouth showed a sneer, "Yo, it's turned positive, it seems that I can't call you a temporary worker anymore in the future." ”
Seeing this smile, Yang Fan rolled his eyes, but he was not angry, in two months, he had long been accustomed to this girl's arrogant and spoiled temperament.
"You're old ...... What did your teacher ask for? ”
"No, I just said that I wrote a reasonable reason and plan, and it couldn't destroy the harmonious society where shemales coexisted. Tell me that this teacher is not a fool? How not to be discovered by others The identity of the fox demon, of course, is to find a way to kill the other party, only the dead can keep the secret forever. ”
Su Sufu's gaze suddenly became fierce.
Looking at the fierce little landlord, Yang Fan felt a little funny, it was the first time he saw the little landlord like this, but he didn't dare to laugh out loud, for fear of being caught and sneered at again.
Looking back at the question, "How not to be discovered by humans as a fox demon", this question seems to be a question and answer question, but it is actually an anti-question, and the connotation means what to do if it is discovered?
Yang Fan frowned and pondered carefully, how to be a fox demon in a modern scientific society, or some other monster, and be discovered by humans The identity of a monster must be like what the little landlord said, because only in this way can you best protect yourself.
But according to the tips given by the small landlord, it is not possible to destroy the harmonious society of the coexistence of demons, which means that the problem of this middle two is to build a world where shemales coexist, but for some reason, human beings have not yet discovered the existence of monsters, or there are discoveries, but only the people at the highest level know.
Thinking of the novels, anime, and movies he had read, Yang Fan closed his eyes and pondered for a while, and suddenly remembered an incident that happened when he was a child before, and couldn't help laughing.
The little landlord pouted angrily, "What are you laughing at?" I don't want to know how to do the problem yet. ”
"No, it's nothing, I just remembered something."
Seeing that Yang Fan was still giggling there, it aroused the curiosity of the little landlord, "What's the matter?" Let's hear it. ”
"It's nothing, it's just that I liked to play computer games when I was a child, and one evening my mother called me to eat, and I was engrossed in playing the game, and I didn't hear it, and then my mother ran from the kitchen, grabbed my ear and said, "Are you a dragon, are you a dragon, are you a dragon?" I said: I'm not a dragon, I'm not a dragon! ”
Su Sufu: "......"
"Are you sure you're telling a joke?"
The little landlord didn't understand what was funny about it at all.
"Haha, nothing."
Seeing that the little landlord couldn't hear his homophonic stalk, Yang Fan chuckled: "This problem is very easy to solve, how to use the best way not to be discovered by humans that you are a fox demon." You can do this, if someone finds out who you are and runs up to you and asks if you are a vixen, you pretend to be shy and cover your face and say, "Oh, you're so annoying, it's the first time I've heard someone praise me like that." ”
The little landlord was stunned for a moment, and then he heard the meaning of this and couldn't help laughing.
"Haha...... You...... The deafness you just talked about, isn't it the dragon of the dragon? I said how did you laugh just now, it turns out that this is what happened, haha, yes, this is good, this is good. ”
Laughing and laughing, suddenly Su Suxuan's face changed, and he turned his head to look at Yang Fan and said, "Quick!" Get out! My grandma is back. ”
"Ahh Good. ”
Looking at the little landlord who suddenly changed his face, Yang Fan was stunned, and hurriedly turned to leave, he didn't even have time to take off his slippers, so he ran to the door and opened the door, picked up the shoes on the ground, and ran towards his room with a smoke.
When he went down the stairs, he still thought about what to do if he ran into Grandma Su, but until he returned to the rental house, he didn't see Grandma Su's shadow, and secretly thought that this little landlord wouldn't be playing tricks on himself, right?
Never mind.
I don't want to think so much, I quickly took a shower, went to bed and played with my mobile phone, it's rare to get off work early today, I've been delayed upstairs for so long, it's almost eight o'clock now, or hurry up and watch the TV series that I haven't finished watching last time.
After taking off his clothes, Yang Fan entered the bathroom, rinsed it quickly, washed the dirty clothes casually, wrung them out and hung them on the balcony.
In the summer season, I have been staying in the office, and there is nothing dirty on my clothes, most of them smell of sweat, so I can simply rub it with laundry detergent.
……
Upstairs.
Grandma Su opened the door and walked into the hallway, smelled a familiar smell in the house, frowned, and when she entered the house, she found that her granddaughter was honestly lying on the coffee table doing her homework, and after thinking about it, she didn't ask, but she just smiled and said, "Good granddaughter, are you doing your homework?" ”
"Uh-huh-hmm."
Su Sufu showed a bright smile and said, "The teacher has assigned a lot of homework, and I am doing it obediently, but I haven't watched TV." ”
"Okay, I believe my good granddaughter." Grandma Su walked over lovingly, touched her granddaughter's little head, took out fresh strawberries from the plastic bag she brought back, and said, "Look what grandma bought you?" ”
Seeing the red fluttering fruit, Su Suxuan's eyes lit up and said, "Wow, strawberries!" ”
"I'll wash it for you, and I'll eat it when I'm done with my homework later."
"Thank you, grandma."
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