109 [New Year's Daily] Ask for a monthly pass

After the Chinese New Year's Eve, Li Yange followed his parents to visit relatives and friends, and sent the gifts he brought back from Yuben to his relatives one by one.

It's already very satisfying for relatives to receive a New Year's gift between them, not to mention the foreign goods brought back from abroad. After receiving such an expensive gift, relatives and friends had to praise Li Yange fiercely.

What kind of child has a chance to be born when he is young, and what Yan Ge will definitely be a big man in the future...... Balabala's said a bunch of nice things.

ran to a few relatives' houses, Li Yange was the focus of praise whenever he met people, which provoked the children of those relatives, envy and jealousy, and at the same time, they were also clamoring to eat the pastries of Yuben.

"What to eat, this thing is what you can eat?" Often at this time, parents will scold, such a good thing, and it is a foreign product, it must be given as a New Year's gift, how can it be extravagant to open it for the children at home to eat.

"Don't, don't, I'm going to eat!"

What bad thoughts can a child have? Don't you just want to eat some foreign snacks?

When he saw that his parents did not agree, he immediately lay on the ground and began to roll, ignoring the fact that when he wore new clothes in the morning, he firmly promised his parents that he would never stain his new clothes.

"I can't cure you, kid!" The uncle saw that his son was rolling on the ground, and his newly made clothes were full of dust, and at the same time, he walked quickly to the back of the door, picked up the broom with his backhand, and was about to walk over and slap his ass fiercely.

"Forget it, uncle, don't be angry for the New Year, Xiaojun can give him food if he wants to." Li Yange hurriedly went up and stopped his uncle, for fear that he would really do it.

Father Li Jianguo also said: "Patriotic, Yan Ge is right, you are still angry with your child during the Chinese New Year, Xiaojun will give him food if he wants to eat, and there is still one at home after eating, your nephew came back from Yueben this time and brought a big box." ”

The little ghost is very smart, when he saw that his cousin and his uncle-in-law were protecting him, he immediately got up from the ground and ran to hide behind his uncle, and then showed half of his little head, staring at his father with his eyes.

Dong Aiguo threw the broom, glared at Xiao Jun angrily, and said: "Okay, you can only eat a little, you can't eat more, your cousin and cousin will come in two days, and you will have to leave some for them to eat at that time." ”

"Yay! You're so nice, old man. Xiaojun shouted excitedly, and then ran to the table happily.

"This kid ......"

Seeing the little ghost change his face so quickly, Dong Aiguo shook his head and said that he was used to it.

"Haha, don't let my aunt hear what my uncle said, otherwise you will suffer it." Li Yange laughed, he knew that his aunt was the same at home, just like his mother Dong Qiuhua.

When Dong Aiguo heard his nephew say this, his old face turned red and he hurriedly said: "You kid dares to make fun of your uncle when he goes abroad!" ”

Hearing this, Li Yange hurriedly said: "I don't dare to eat leopard gall for me!" Uncle, don't be angry, it's my nephew who said something wrong, and when I eat later, I'll give you two glasses of wine. ”

"That's pretty much it." Dong Aiguo was not angry, and when he saw his nephew go down the steps, he also walked down the slope.

After saying a few words to his uncle, Li Yange went into the house to see his grandfather, and saw him sitting in front of the TV, smoking very energetically, Li Yange took out two golden Zhonghua bought from the state-owned store from his bag. He walked closer and smiled, "Grandpa! ”

Grandpa looked back, and his wrinkled face suddenly became happy, "My eldest grandson is here." ”

"Well, the eldest grandson is here." Li Yange smiled and stuffed the two cigarettes in his hand into his grandfather's arms and said, "Grandpa, I bought these two cigarettes for you on purpose, remember not to give them to my uncle to smoke secretly." ”

"Don't worry, my eldest grandson bought it for me, and I won't give it to your brother-in-law." Grandpa grinned, took the cigarette and looked at it, "Jin Zhonghua, I heard that a pack is expensive, so you have to get two yuan a pack, right?" ”

This is more than two yuan a pack, Golden China is a mixed cigarette, a pack of three yuan, two sixty yuan, are worth half a month's salary of the average state-owned enterprise employee. Li Yange shook his head and said: "What is expensive or not, this is the grandson's filial piety to your old age, it doesn't matter how expensive it is." ”

"I love to hear that." Grandpa was overjoyed, but he still handed the cigarette back and said, "I'm old, it's a waste of smoking such a good cigarette, you can take it back and smoke it for your father." ”

"Then how can it be done, this is my grandson's filial piety to you, and my dad doesn't smoke, you know." Li Yange saw that his grandfather was a little entangled, and he also deliberately said with a straight face: "Grandpa, if you don't want it, I won't come to see you in the future, and I don't want to bring you something from the province." ”

"Okay, good, I'll take it, I'll take the cigarettes sent by my grandson!"

How could my grandfather not see that Li Yange deliberately said this, so he had no choice but to nod and agree to accept it.

"That's right, grandpa remember to tell me after the draw, and my grandson will buy it for you when the time comes." Li Yange smiled and watched TV with his grandfather for a while, when his uncle's voice suddenly came from outside, and when he went out, it turned out that his cousin Xiaojun had eaten up all the two boxes of pastries sent by Li Yange in one go.

"Stinky boy! You can't eat like this! I ate all two boxes, what a loser! See that I don't kill you. The uncle was angry, no matter how Li Jianguo persuaded him on the side, he grabbed his son's pants, pulled them down, and directly picked up the broom and hit it twice.

"Wow, wow, wow......" The white and tender ass was beaten, Dong Xiaojun cried loudly, tears and snot scattered all over the ground.

Lao Tzu taught his son a lesson, and it was indeed Dong Xiaojun who did something wrong, Li Jianguo, the uncle, was not easy to manage, Li Yange saw his cousin crying with tears, and he also stepped forward with a headache and persuaded: "Okay, uncle, it's a big New Year, just teach you two lessons." ”

As a son, he was also distressed, seeing that Dong Xiaojun was crying, his brother-in-law also put away the broom, put Dong Xiaojun off his lap, and said viciously: "Say, will you eat in the future?" ”

Dong Xiaojun sniffed, wiped his tears, shook his head and said, "Don't eat, don't eat......"

"Next time, if you eat so much, if you don't open your ass, I won't be your old man!" The brother-in-law got up, looked at Li Jianguo and his nephew Li Yange, sighed and said, "Yange, this child is used to by your aunt, and he is getting more and more naughty." ”

"Dong Aiguo!" With such a big movement, my aunt, grandmother, and mother, who were busy in the kitchen, all ran over, and just heard my uncle's words, my aunt stood at the door with her hands on her hips, and said angrily: "You made it clear to my mother, who is used to Xiaojun?" ”

"I ......" The moment I saw my aunt, my uncle was dumb for a moment.

Dong Xiaojun, this kid is also smart, and immediately slipped behind his mother.

Listening to the commotion in the living room, my grandfather walked out of the room with a cigarette in his mouth, "Don't say a few words, it's a big New Year, you want the neighbors to see the joke?!" ”

"Okay Cuifen, that's not what he meant to be patriotic." Dong Qiuhua saw that his younger brother was in a dilemma, and his grandfather came forward, so he also pulled his aunt's arm and asked her to say less.

"Sister, I didn't say it, I'm not used to Xiaojun at home, I'm used to loving the country himself."

"Yes, yes, my sister knows, I will definitely scold him to death later."

My aunt was just angry just now, and after complaining for a few words, Dong Qiuhua was also relieved when she said something, and then went back to the kitchen to continue cooking.

The short episode ended, and they went their separate ways again.

Dong Xiaojun was afraid that his uncle would settle the accounts, so he shrewdly followed his cousin Li Yange and ran to watch TV with his grandfather.

When it was time for lunch, this kid naturally couldn't eat at all, and the two big boxes of pastries were all in his stomach, and I was afraid that he didn't want to eat dinner.

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