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"Knock Knock Knock ......"

On the stage, the drums were beating, and the pipa, guzheng, and erhu were swaying wantonly, playing a different national musical score.

Almost all of the audience in the audience heard this kind of music for the first time, which is different from the current folk music, and listened attentively to this magnificent opening music.

The song is not long, after Li Yange's deletion, there are about two minutes and thirty seconds left, and when the song is over, the audience applauds thunderously, and many audiences applaud with warm emotions.

Li Yange stood on the edge of the stage, and happened to hear some people behind him say: "This song is very interesting." ”

"Yes, especially the big horn at the beginning, as soon as it blows, I get goosebumps all over my body, and there is a shocking feeling."

"It's not a big horn, I've seen this instrument before, it seems to be a temple dedicated to sacrifices."

"Temple? No way? Aren't all temples bell-ringing? ”

"I know that, I've seen it in that temple before, and I've heard people say that."

“……”

The audience here is hotly discussing, and not far from the leadership seat, several leaders of the Ministry of Culture and the Ministry of Radio, Film and Television are talking one after another. The focus of the discussion, in addition to this music, is more about the "Dafa horn" that is several meters long, although they are in a high position, such an instrument is rare.

"Eh, I said Lao Li, do you know what kind of musical instrument it is?" Seeing that everyone didn't know, a leader of the Ministry of Culture looked at the leader of the TV Department.

"You really can't beat me, its scientific name is Tongqin, we commonly call it Dafa, it is a brass instrument unique to Tibetan Buddhism, and it used to be used for grand celebrations or to gather subjects."

Lao Li triumphantly told what he knew about the Dafa number.

"Yo, is there anything that looks like it? Where did you hear that? ”

"Hehe, I wasn't in charge of the TV series "The Last Emperor" last year, and it just so happened that there was this instrument in the play."

"I said, you're not a person who likes music and fiddling with musical instruments, how can you still know such an unpopular instrument, but ......"

The leader's voice changed, "Don't talk about this instrument, it does sound a little interesting." ”

Another leader on the side said, "It's good for me to watch this song." Although I don't understand music, this song sounds very uplifting, by the way, do you know who wrote this song? ”

"I don't know, I'll find out later, okay, okay, now it's my favorite cross talk performance."

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The recording time of the Spring Festival Gala is very long, more than four hours, and after recording from half past one at noon, the whole process must be taken to the end, otherwise it is easy to affect the effect after the broadcast.

Of course, if there are any major mistakes and other problems, it can definitely be suspended, but in order to be able to participate in the Spring Festival Gala, all the performers have been rehearsing diligently in the past few months, leaving early and returning late, for fear that the progress of the day will be dropped if the practice is one day late, and under such a high-density rehearsal, it is natural that no big mistakes will be made.

However, there are still small mistakes, such as after the performance of a dance team, I don't know if the girl's headscarf fell to the ground, fortunately, Chen Peisi, who came on stage later, saw it, picked it up, and smiled at the audience: "Look, I can pick up the girl's headscarf on the way, and I will make sure that a girl will come back to me later!" Then my second child can be regarded as having peach blossom luck today! ”

"Hahaha......"

I have to say that as soon as Chen Peisi's face appeared, it always brought laughter to the audience, and Li Yange, who had no show at this time, was sitting next to Cheng Shaojun, looking at Teacher Chen, who was amused on the stage, and he was also laughing constantly.

After the end of Chen Peisi and Zhu Shimao's sketch "Pepper Noodles", a song and a cross talk ended, and soon Teacher Song Dan, who appeared on the stage of the Spring Festival Gala for the first time, also had a nervous heart, and walked on the stage with his partners Lei Kesheng and Zhao Lianjia.

The audience in the audience, after seeing the familiar actor Lei Kesheng, also applauded excitedly, this actor who could only be seen in movies and television in the past was naturally happy to see it today.

"You just mean this skit is good-looking?" Cheng Shaojun looked sideways at Li Yange beside him, he said that the sketches on tonight's Spring Festival Gala were very good, but the best and funniest thing was "Pepper Noodles", which was this "Lazy Blind Date".

"yes, you'll see it later." Li Yange smiled and nodded, when I watched TV in my last life, I thought this sketch was very funny, and now that I have watched their rehearsal recording, I am even more looking forward to the effect of their performance on stage.

It is often said that future generations cannot find good comedians, but in the final analysis, the most fundamental reason is the problem of familiarity. A newcomer, if there is no audience, no matter how interesting the performance is, the feeling brought to the audience is a little interesting, but it is still too far behind.

First of all, because of the lack of popular entertainment, the audience is still very optimistic about newcomer comedians, especially when Song Dan introduced himself in a serious way in Shandong's dialect, the unique local accent made people want to laugh out loud.

"Hahaha, Yan...... Yan Ge, don't say it, this sketch is so funny, make two balloons on the stool, cover it with a red cloth and say it's a sofa, and the 24-inch color TV, it's too funny, isn't it just a cardboard box paste? You see that there is also the TV news broadcast later, haha, it's so funny, it's like acting a double reed. ”

Cheng Shaojun was really completely amused by this sketch, covering his mouth and laughing in Li Yange's ear throughout the whole process, and commented on the performances on stage from time to time, especially those lines and props that made people laugh, anyway, there was a lot of laughter on the spot.

After laughing, Cheng Shaojun held his sore stomach and said: "How can you say that there is such a person in this world, so lazy, how should he live." ”

"You're wrong, there are really such lazy people in this world!" Li Yange remembered watching a homebody show before, which talked about a person who was so lazy that he didn't clean up the house for three years, and in the end the garbage was piled up all over the house, and there were bed bugs and cockroaches everywhere, and he could still live there.

This person is so lazy that he is already completely hopeless, and this is not an exception, this documentary dedicated to shooting otaku, but it interviewed seven or eight people, and said that such a group is quite a lot in the whole book.

I stay at home all day and don't talk, I don't clean up, I don't socialize, I don't work, I rely on a little relief money that I pay, and I get a meager salary from my weekday fishing work, and I play games and watch anime at home.

"Is there really such a lazy person? That's terrible, what will they do with their lives in the future. After Cheng Shaojun sighed, he suddenly remembered something and said: "By the way, Yan Ge, the day after tomorrow, the family will come over, how will you arrange accommodation at that time?" ”

Today's Chinese New Year, Li Yange is not ready to go back, after sending a telegram back, Li's mother Dong Qiuhua did not agree, saying that she hadn't seen you home for a year, and she didn't want this family anymore, how did she raise you such an unfilial son, and so on.

Li Yange had no choice, so she also sent a sum of money back, and told her parents to bring the whole family, and by the way, she called Aunt Cheng again, and the big guys came to Beijing for the New Year!

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