Volume 1 Liu Python Chapter 31 Desire to pinch the sprout

Liu Python browsed the various interfaces of this forum with Zhang Tinghao's mobile phone with great interest, and said that there are all kinds of posts on it, and it is a little interesting to look at those contents.

What is the real record of the midtown exorcism, or what campus grievances challenge the hero post, etc...

There is a moon master who accepts apprentices, and there is an endless stream of followers. What's more, there is also an urgent post for Jianghu to borrow 500 yuan to save his life......

Looking at the comments below, Liu Python glanced at Qiao Yang and laughed unconsciously!

Comments:

Another force Zen hit the street...

Fortunately, my master is a force doctor...

Is Lizen really that miserable? That day, I saw a real Zen master on the side of the street, and a big stone was broken in his chest...

Alas, fellow disciples, I only have three hundred on me, give you two hundred... Brother Lizen hold on!

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I thought that Qiao Yang's desolation was a bit of an ingredient that added oil and vinegar, but looking at it this way, this force Zen flow is really not the worst, only worse...

However, after turning around for such a while, Liu Mang found a problem, it seems that most of the identity authentication under the avatar above is mostly primary Qi Xuan and Zheng Xuan, and even the Yue Xuan Master is rare.

As for the existence of the Rixuan Master, Liu Mang only saw one, that is, an account named "Dragon and Tiger Zhengzong" that appeared in comments from time to time. I guess this guy should be the forum administrator, similar to the existence of an official account.

"I don't seem to have seen any masters above the Rixuan level on this forum!" After a few turns, Liu Python was a little interested.

"Were you a Chinese cabbage that day? The Sun Xuan Master also has a title, called Grandmaster! Those are all masters who can start a sect and pass it on! Zhang Tinghao, who had always been steady, rarely shook him a roll of his eyes when he heard Liu Python's question.

Master? Liu Mang was stunned. So, don't I barely count half? If he is compared with Jiang Shilong, who has no blood corpse, it is a bit of a distance, so he is very self-aware and only recognizes half of it.

Zhang Tinghao told him that it was already difficult to practice qi, and now in this environment, the harshness of qi training is becoming more and more obvious.

If nothing else, let's just say that the difficulty of collecting disciples is much more difficult than before. In the past, there were still options for accepting apprentices, but now, it is purely by flickering! And what you choose by your eyes alone may not really be able to practice, you have to practice to know. In the long run, there will be even fewer people who can really practice qi.

Moreover, practicing qi relies on understanding, and the number base is not much, plus this layer of restrictions... directly led to the current situation in the forum, Qi Xuan knows half of it, Zhengxuan has just debuted... And the Moon Xuan Master is already a master!

"It's also huh." Liu Python smiled, he usually does something to get rid of bad luck, and he rarely encounters a Xuan Master, let alone submit evil.

This incident ran into Jiang Shilong's master and apprentice who was a double evil, and it was really the peak of the confrontation, but it raised his horizons.

"There are not only all kinds of communication notices on this, but also the hero posts for help that I feel tricky to handle after taking over the business like I did before, etc., you will gradually become familiar with it." After Zhang Tinghao finished speaking, he briefly explained Liu Python's registration method, after all, he is a master in the new era, and he is still isolated from the world, which seems a little unreasonable.

Liu Python still registered an account after all, and the verification process was also smooth, and those basic theoretical questions about qi were not a problem for him at all.

With Zhang Tinghao's essence post as the foundation, Liu Python's account named "Zhongjia Liu Python" was verified, and it directly lit up the icon of the Sun Xuanshi!

"Family, welcome!" The administrator "Dragon Tiger Masamune", who also had the Sun Xuan Master certification, popped up a chat message for him.

"You're welcome, please take care of me when you first arrive!" Liu Python replied. Seeing the power of Jiang Shilong, a veteran Japanese Xuan Master, he knew that his Sun Xuan Master was still quite large, and it was always good to be modest.

At the same time, a new post was updated in the highlight post, "Welcome to the forum"!

Family? What's the matter?

Damn, it's the Rixuan Master???

Idiot! In another post, isn't it this family member who overturned Jiang Shilong's evil master?

Such a dick!! Expert! Please take my knees!

Congratulations to Master Monk Rixuan! Do you lack thugs? In the prime of life, you can do anything!

Go aside! Is it old to be in the prime of life? Master, I am the real power Zen authentic! Do you want a bodyguard? It's all you need!

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Looking at the replies and posts one by one, a trace of strangeness rose in Liu Python's heart. How to describe it? Let's put it this way.,I always thought I was playing a single-player game.,Now I suddenly find out.... It turns out that the game is available online....

He originally planned to reply one by one, but after a few replies, the other party's reply followed. Seeing that there were more and more comments, Liu Python withdrew from the forum in embarrassment. It's not a good thing that feelings are too popular!

"Hehe, slowly you get used to it. The Sun Xuanshi is an object of worship in this forum. Zhang Tinghao looked at Liu Python, a trace of envy flashed in his eyes, he was already thirty-eight years old, and there was still a ravine that was not wide from the Sun Xuan Master, and he didn't know when he would be able to really cross over.

"Liu Python!" While they were talking, a shadow flashed outside and whispered.

"Oh? Miss Ho? Ha ha! It's pretty punctual! Qiao Yang, who was in a wheelchair, smiled when he saw someone coming and said, "Hey! You said you would come, and you would bring so many things with you every time. It's embarrassing to be a poor monk. ”

"Shut up! Cook and go! Liu Python glanced at him angrily.

"Let me cook again! I'm disabled! Qiao Yang said depressedly.

"What else can you do if you don't cook?" Liu Python glared at him and said, "There are several Lizen on this forum who want to eat with me, and I don't know you..."

"Do! Just do it! Qiao Yang slapped his chest and said proudly: "Although I don't dare to guarantee that I can beat them all, if I talk about cooking skills among the Li Zen masters, I will be invincible in the world!" Please trust me! ”

"I'm going to eat rabbits." The little medicine fairy said lightly.

"Uh, do you have a grudge against the rabbit?" Qiao Yang's cheeks twitched and said, "I've eaten several rabbits here...."

"Change the taste, you want to do it." The little medicine fairy didn't even look at Qiao Yang, but kept rubbing a silver needle.

"Good! Let's figure it out! Qiao Yang's face tightened, and he hurriedly ran to the kitchen with his wheelchair in both hands, and couldn't cross the threshold, so he simply gritted his teeth and got up and carried the wheelchair into the door. As the bottom of the food chain in the courtyard, the job crisis has made his recovery speed improve again.

Zhang Tinghao glanced at the little doctor fairy very knowingly, and the two slowly retreated into the hall, leaving the courtyard to Liu Python and He Ziqing, who was looking at him lively.

After Shang Long's matter was over, He Ziqing came to the courtyard from time to time to visit everyone. Of course, everyone can see that the main thing she wants to see is Liu Python.

The words of apology and thanks have been said in the first few days, and in the past few days, I simply came to the door every day with some supplements and came to eat on time. originally wanted to have a good relationship with Xiao Yixian, a girl of the same age, and use her as the reason to come to the door, but Xiao Yixian's iceberg beauty is really cold, and she doesn't care about sex...

"You really don't need to be like this, we're almost all right..."Liu Python didn't know what He Ziqing meant.

To be honest, this girl is beautiful and has a good family background, although she is sometimes a little willful, but in the final analysis, she is still a simple and kind girl. is this kind of girl, similar to this kind of reverse chasing scene, he has only seen it in TV series.

Whoever this thing falls on, it is estimated that everyone will be happy!

Liu Python is not Liu Shita Hui, and he will be moved in the face of this kind of thing. But he's a Monkey King with a tight spell, so he can't help it!

"I just want to come and see..."He Ziqing's cheeks were slightly red, maybe she herself felt that she seemed to be a little active, and she didn't know how to express it in her shyness.

Liu Python sighed secretly God didn't open his eyes, this kind of girl really can't ask for it, how could she run into such a lonely star as herself....

The fat man once said such a sentence in love with the saint possession: Every girl has a protagonist dream in her heart, and these things that happened to Liu Python and her belonged to the unbelievable type, and among them, she was the only heroine, and it was strange that she didn't feel strange in her heart.

When you meet the right person at the right time, a pool of spring water will cause ripples like being thrown into a stone. And Liu Python's strange event is nothing more than throwing a big stone tablet in He Ziqing's simple and blank heart.... The waves brought up He Ziqing's countless mysterious curiosity.

It can be said that the appearance of Liu Python opened another door to He Ziqing's cognition, if the door was opened by an old man, it would naturally be another matter, but it was Liu Python who opened the door, a man who was quite handsome and manly.... It was not surprising that He Ziqing wanted to get close to him.

And for Liu Python, He Ziqing also left a deep impression in his mind.

If nothing else, just talk about this 'bullying', like the resentful Chen Li, who was inadvertently bullied by him once. Of course, that's nothing more than a regular miss....

And He Ziqing, Liu Python has never bullied a person like this in his life, he is still a woman!

When he met Chang Li, he almost looked at the people, and unconsciously pressed them all night. When he met Jiang Shilong, he simply forced people to take off their pants.... Although he patted his heart and promised that he definitely didn't peek! But it did.

bullied such a beautiful girl like this, and now she has to take the initiative from others, to be honest, Liu Python looks down on herself a little.... Not to mention anything else, at least, that guilt is really rooted.

Men feel indebted, women are curious and yearning. Under this two-way traction, it is an extremely dangerous thing for Liu Python. So, he can only pretend to turn a blind eye....

"If it's okay, let's eat at home at noon." Liu Python sighed secretly and turned around and went to the kitchen, of course he wouldn't be there to help Qiao Yang, but he didn't know how to face He Ziqing alone.

"Hmm." He Ziqing nodded, as if she was thinking the same as Liu Python, she also ran into the hall like her.

"Alas! I really can't do it, I'll help you refuse. The two girls had an awkward conversation without a word, and after a while, Zhang Tinghao, a man in his thirties, was forced into the kitchen.

"Alas! Since ancient times, there has been affection and hatred...."Qiao Yang took a spatula and looked up at the roof with infinite emotion....

"Alas..."The three men sighed three times, and Liu Python gritted his teeth and said, "Go and say it." I just can't open my mouth. ”

For the first time in so many years, a trace of strangeness just rose in his heart, and he was about to be ruthlessly snuffed out like this, and Liu Python's heart was also very depressed. Thinking about it, with Zhang Tinghao's many years of experience in walking the rivers and lakes, he should be able to say goodbye.

Zhang Tinghao shook his head and left, and the back filled Liu Python's heart with a lot of gloom.

When eating, except for Qiao Yang, who had many words as always, everyone silently filled their stomachs, and the meal was a little dull.

After the meal, He Ziqing got up and was about to leave, but Liu Python hesitated for a while but got up and silently sent her to the door.

Let's just think it's an accident at the beginning of the new year. Liu Python was bitter in his heart.

"Actually, the medical system is so advanced now.... Your illness is not hopeless. He Ziqing, who was standing at the door, didn't take a step for a long time, and finally she looked at Liu Python's eyes and said heavily: "I'll ask my dad to contact this expert when I go back, and wait for my news!" After speaking, she turned around and left without looking back, leaving only Liu Python with a question mark on her head.

Sickness? What is my illness?

"Senior Brother Zhang, did you tell He Ziqing that I was sick?" Back in the courtyard, Liu Python asked.

"Huh? Did she tell you? Zhang Tinghao's face changed obviously.

"It's nothing, it's okay to say it's a terminal illness." Liu Python sighed: "At least, cut off her thoughts." It's just that she just said that she would go back to her father to contact the expert, and she was afraid that there would be some trouble at that time. ”

"Uh, expert?" Zhang Tinghao's face was strange again. After a while, he said: "How can this girl be brainless, how can this disease be cured..."

"What illness are you talking about?" Liu Python was a little curious.

"God, heavenly eunuch...."

"What???"

"Born Yang... Impotence...."

"I'm !!!"