Chapter 137: What Bear Child This Is (Two Chapters in One)
Gu Yun gently patted Cheng Dalei on the shoulder and said, "I still have something to do today, so I won't go, let's go another day." β
Cheng Dalei was very disappointed, originally he wanted to invite Gu Yun to demonstrate the master-level pick-up technique again tonight, but the last time Master Gu had a hard time, but he unfortunately caught up with his sister, and a good opportunity to observe the actual combat was so disrupted, which made him really regret it for several days.
Of course, in addition to regret, he was also a little afraid, he had thought about not letting his sister meet Brother Gu before, but he didn't expect that the old sister and Gu Yun would still meet, and he was really scared out of a cold sweat at that time, after all, the character and resume of "Master Gu" were there, and he suspected that with Gu Yun's wave energy, he would never let go of his beautiful old sister.
In case the old lady also comes to Brother Gu like those three little girls, then she will be embarrassed - when the time comes, is it better to expose Brother Gu as a scumbag to the elder sister regardless of the friendship of the brothers, or to help the elder sister fight for favor and palace for the sake of the tiger?
Fortunately, the old sister's heart has always been cold, and she seems to have her own "full routine immunity aura" from childhood to adulthood, not only is she indifferent to Brother Gu's routines, but she even seems to hate Gu Yun very much, and when he went out today, Cheng Xueqing warned him not to go to play with "fox friends and dog friends" headed by Gu Yun and Zhou Da.
When I thought of this Cheng Da Lei, I was very relieved.
From the current point of view, the elder sister should be stable and will not be taken away by Brother Gu.
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After saying goodbye to Cheng Dalei, Gu Yun returned to the venue, patiently waiting for the end of the memorial service, and then looking at Professor Sun's body again in order to determine the true time of his death.
Professor Sun's former students, colleagues and friends took the stage one by one to deliver eulogies, most of them reminiscing about the past, and finally giving Professor Sun a glorious and great evaluation, so that after about an hour, the memorial service finally ended in a solemn mourning music.
The guests slowly left, and Gu Yun very consciously helped clean up the scene, and even comforted Mrs. Sun, who still cried from time to time, and opened her mouth "Master" and closed her mouth "Master", this "disciple" was quite filial, and the family members of Professor Sun present couldn't help but feel very relieved when they saw it.
After the venue was removed, Professor Sun's body was dragged to the back hall of the venue, waiting for the funeral home staff to take him to cremation. At this time, all the family members were outside to see off the last wave of guests, and Gu Yun felt that the opportunity had come.
So he immediately flashed into the back hall, and after making sure that there was no one, he hurriedly walked to Professor Sun's body and examined his body.
The first step is to check the elasticity of the skin, which has a clear curve with the time of death.
Don't have an instrument? Gu Yun can only make a rough judgment based on a simple perception? However, based on his experience, he can also speculate that it is not far from ten.
After gently pinching the skin on Professor Sun's face, he suddenly frowned slightly? Then gently opened Professor Sun's mouth? The lower part of the mouth was observed.
After reading it, Gu Yun's brows became tighter and tighter? Another hand held Professor Sun's neck, and the other hand pinched his neck? Gently press his Adam's apple as well as his throat.
At this moment? Suddenly, I saw a little girl of five or six years old running in.
The little girl was Professor Sun's niece, and when she ran in and saw the movements of Gu Yun's hands, her eyes widened at that time, and the whole person was stunned.
Gu Yun looked at the little girl? The little girl also looked at Gu Yun? The two of them were really staring at each other.
After a few seconds, she asked Gu Yun with a look of disbelief and a little horror, "Do you want me to strangle my grandfather to death?" β
No wonder she asked, now Gu Yun's hands were pinching Professor Sun's neck, and he did look like he wanted to strangle him to death.
But doesn't the little girl know that her grandfather has burped?
Gu Yun was stunned for a second like a sculpture? Then he hurriedly put on a gentle smile, and at the same time made a "shhhh Motioned for her to remain quiet.
It's not that I'm too nervous, after all, this little girl doesn't look very smart? I don't even know if my grandfather is hanging or not.
"Your grandfather is dead, you know, right?" Gu Yun reasoned with her very softly? "So there's no need for my brother to strangle him? Right? β
The little girl was stunned again? As if he finally remembered that his grandfather was dead, he nodded tearfully.
However, after only a second, she asked, "Then why are you still pinching him?" Are you a badass? β
"Of course not!" Gu Yun said seriously, "Brother is just doing his work, he wants to resurrect your grandfather, you know what resurrection means, just let him come back to life!" β
"Nonsense!" The little girl said with a firm face, "How can a person come back to life after death, do you think I am a five-year-old child?" β
Well, she's a six-year-old this year!
Gu Yun frowned tiredly, thinking to himself why she was smart again?
Afraid that this kid would run out and call someone, Gu Yun said with a determined face, "Brother can really resurrect your grandfather, that was taught to me by an old immortal, I don't believe you look at it." β
However, the little girl didn't believe it at all, and said categorically, "Don't lie to me! Say it quickly, why are you strangling my grandfather, if you don't say it, I'll call the police! β
"No, didn't we just talk about it?" Gu Yun made another "shhhhh β
"Do you want him to die again?"
"But children, generally speaking, people can only die once."
"But you just wanted to strangle your grandfather? So is this not even to let him go? Why are you so bad? β
ββ¦β¦ Little sister, my brother said it, my brother actually wants to resurrect your grandfather! β
"Liar, how can a person be resurrected after death?"
"But people can't die twice, is it really good for you to impose the crime of murder on your brother like this?"
"You're obviously pinching grandpa's neck!"
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If it weren't for the fact that he had hundreds of thousands of years of mental support, Gu Laogou would have to run away at this time.
What a bear child, this is!
Since we believe that a person can die twice, can we no longer believe that the next person can be resurrected after death?
What is the situation of being smart for a while and not being smart for a while, SchrΓΆdinger's cat, there are two states at the same time?
As the old saying goes, "Xiucai can't explain when he meets a soldier", and he now feels that this little broken child is much more difficult to deal with than a soldier.
I think that in the era of war, he was stunned by the routines of those big-headed soldiers as a cloth cloth, and some even directly switched to his disciples.
But this little kid can't listen to his own words at all, and the chicken and duck talk like this, and there is no way to perform the routine!
Gu Laogou wanted to tell her again from the perspective of a materialist view of time that he really didn't need to strangle an old man who was already dead, but he didn't want the little girl to give him a chance at all, so he immediately turned around and ran out.
Then she shouted hoarsely from outside.
"Help, come on, someone is going to strangle grandpa!"
Gu Yunden had a black line at the time, full of MMP, I feel that it is better to go now, after all, no one will call the police for this matter, if you stay, it will take a lot of words to explain.
Looking around, I just found that there was a security gate next to it, but just as I was about to leave, I saw three middle-aged men rushing in quickly, presumably they happened to be outside the door, so they were so fast.
After the three of them rushed in, they saw that Gu Yun was the only one in the room, and they couldn't help but be a little suspicious - this guy was a model student before, how could he do that kind of thing?
Gu Yun looked at the three men, and the three men also looked at Gu Yun suspiciously.
The room was silent for a second, but when he saw Gu Yun pointing in the direction of the safe passage, he said urgently, "People go there, wear a gray hat and a pair of trousers, chase quickly!" β
When the three of them heard this, they jumped up in indignation and chased in the direction of the safe passage, and one of them patted Gu Yun's shoulder gratefully.
After all, he, a student of Professor Sun, had helped a lot in the afternoon, and none of the three of them believed that he would do such a thing.
Pinch the neck of the deceased?
Can do such a thing, or people?
......
Gu Yun couldn't help but breathe a sigh of relief when he saw the three of them chasing in the direction of the safe exit, but he still planned to leave immediately, because he almost knew everything he should know.
He had to go through the safe passage, because the little girl should be in the hall outside, and if she saw it again, wouldn't she be identified on the spot?
So he opened the door of the safe passage, the corridor outside was very dark, Gu Yun ran to the upper floor first, thinking about avoiding the three people, and then went downstairs from the other safe passage of the building.
But I didn't want to run upstairs just now, only to see that at the end of the corridor, a slightly familiar back flashed and flashed into the safe passage on the other side.
The lights were a little dim, but Gu Yun was still startled by that back, and his head almost exploded.
Professor Sun!
He thinks that the back is Professor Sun!
As a former top criminal policeman, he has absolute confidence in his eyes, thinking that he can never be wrong, that figure is almost exactly the same as the figure he saw at the door of Lin Ruoyin's house that day!
But isn't Professor Sun lying downstairs?
Gu Yun didn't care so much, spread his legs and ran wildly, ran through the corridor to the end in one go, and then flashed into the safe passage as well.
However, after passing through the security gate, I found that the passage was quiet.
Looking at the steps up and down the stairs, they were empty, and Gu Yun couldn't help but think for a while.
Did he go upstairs or down?
After thinking for a second or two, with years of experience, he thought that people are more likely to choose to go downstairs when they are frightened, because going downstairs means a quick escape from this building, and the subconscious mind of the brain will think that it is safer to do so.
However, when he thought about the person at the door of Lin Ruoyin's house, just because he went to help him, he could sense that he was suspicious of him, and then made up a set of seemingly impeccable reasons to defend himself, which shows that he is a person with a strong sense of anti-reconnaissance and a delicate mind, maybe he also knows this law, so he deliberately went the opposite way and ran upstairs?
Gu Yun felt that the latter was more likely, so he immediately stopped hesitating and rushed upstairs.
However, I ran to the seventh or eighth floor in one breath, until I ran to the top of the building, but I didn't even see a single figure!
Gu Yun patted the security door depressedly, knowing that if he went back to look for it now, he would definitely not find that person!
Taking a deep breath, he decided to go back first.
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In the taxi, he recalled everything that had happened before and couldn't help but fall into deep thought.
First of all, judging from Professor Sun's body, the time of his death was indeed between three and five days, that is, Professor Sun was dead before he met "Professor Sun" that day.
Gu Yun naturally didn't believe in Professor Sun's resurrection, so he first determined one thing, that is, there was another person who was almost exactly the same as Professor Sun!
It's just strange that if there is really someone who is exactly the same as Professor Sun, why can't the "dark network" gang search for this person's information, you must know that the data background used by these people is the official citizenship registration background, unless the person has no identity since birth, it is impossible to find it.
Gu Yun himself has been the boss of the national network security department, and he knows how awesome this system is, and it is basically impossible to produce fish that slip through the net - especially today under the coverage of the "Sky Eye" system.
So is it possible that the person had a post-plastic surgery?
Is it deliberately the same as Professor Sun?
This assumption is also unrealistic.
Gu Yun had close contact with that person, his face was so natural, whether it was the contours of his facial features or the folds of the skin on his face, they were all naturally impeccable, and there were no traces of plastic surgery at all.
Gu Yun has lived for hundreds of thousands of years, and there are hundreds of thousands of plastic surgeons he has seen, and even he has been a plastic surgeon for three lifetimes, how can he not even see whether the other party's face has moved a knife or not?
After excluding these two options, Gu Yun could no longer find a third explanation.
Unless Professor Sun has a twin brother or brother, the two look extremely similar, and his younger brother or brother has no identity since childhood......
This probability is too low, on the one hand, Professor Sun's information shows that he only has three sisters and no brother or younger brother, on the other hand, who would want to live without an identity for more than 60 years, what?
Could it be that more than 60 years ago, someone planned to give Professor Sun the entire stand-in? Let's not talk about whether it is possible to start the layout more than 60 years ago, even if this bureau is arranged, and now that Professor Sun is dead, the layout person should find a way to keep it secret and let that person replace him, why do you need to announce Professor Sun's death with such fanfare, so that this bureau is not a blank cloth?
Can't figure it out.
At this moment, the phone rang, Gu Yun looked at his phone, it was Zhou Da calling.
On the phone, Zhou Da opened his mouth with a humble and flattering laugh.
"Hehehe...... Brother Gu, what's that, busy? β
Zhou Da couldn't help but be humble, because he was surrounded by a group of people, with a gloomy face of old money, a traffic light with three faces of anticipation, and more than a dozen store employees who finally saw hope.
These people pointed to Gu Yun's secret recipe, Lao Qian wants to continue to experience the feeling of being sought after by diners, that thing is like smoking D to him, quite addictive, and the traffic light trio needless to say, they all point to the secret recipe to make a fortune, as for the employees in the store, they are looking forward to the secret recipe to get wages and bonuses - who doesn't know that as long as there is a secret recipe, everyone can live a good life?
So Zhou Da's call was also under a lot of pressure, for fear that Gu Yun would be unhappy to refuse him again today, and the gang in the store would have to give him another day's face - that kind of face is not white-eyed, black-faced or anything, but the kind of person who hangs his head at every turn and looks at him with the look of "angry with him without saying a few words", and his yin and yang weird faces are even more uncomfortable than glancing at his white eyes.
He Zhou Da can't figure out whether he is the boss or they are the boss now, and sometimes he is really fucking aggrieved when he thinks about it!
As soon as Gu Yun heard Zhou Da's words, he understood that he had come to urge him to prepare the secret recipe again, and thought about it, since he had skipped class today, he would simply take the time to go to the store and match the secret recipe.
So he said, "Okay, Da Ge, I'll come over in a while, you just need to prepare the materials." β
Zhou Da's eyes lit up green when he heard this, and the pores all over his body were dilated, and he excitedly agreed, "Okay, good brother!" Don't worry, I've already prepared the materials, by the way, do you want me to pick you up? Where are you, I'll drive over! β
"No, I'm in the taxi, I'll go to you now."
"Ah, that's good, good, Brother Gu worked hard, thank you first."
After Zhou Da hung up the phone, more than a dozen people around him finally took back the ears that were almost attached to his mobile phone, and then gave him appreciative expressions, and some of them grinned behind their ears.
Zhou Da suddenly had a sense of joy and accomplishment that he had been recognized by the teacher when he was a child, and he was inexplicably proud for a long time before he came back to his senses.
Gu Yun hung up the phone, and then said to the master, "Go to Zhushajiao", and lay in the back seat for a while.
It didn't take long for the car to arrive at the Zhu Sha Kok parking lot.
As soon as Gu Yun got out of the car, he saw Cheng Dalei also getting off his Mercedes-Benz C200, still holding a baseball bat in his hand, looking menacing.
Feeling a little curious, Gu Yun called him.
"Da Lei, if you don't go to the waves, why did you come back again?"
Cheng Dalei turned his head and glanced at Gu Yun with some surprise, then gritted his teeth and said fiercely, "Brother Gu, someone wants to my sister, I want to kill the girls!" β
Do I rub?
And this kind of thing?
The corners of Gu Yun's mouth were crooked, feeling that there should be something of his own here?
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