Chapter 144: High-end Awkward Chat (Two Chapters in One)
When Wang Xiuqin picked up the hanger and Su Xiao was about to face the most ferocious storm ever, Gu Yun was leisurely talking to Cheng Weiyun on the phone.
This call was made by Cheng Weiyun.
Since returning from Zhouda's store last time, Cheng Weiyun feels that her plan has been initially successful - her plan is to let Gu Yun "discover" that she is a woman, not a brother sleeping on the top bunk.
Of course, this matter is a bit strange, a bit like in the past, many state units asked ordinary people to prove that your dad is your dad, or to prove that you are not dead, etc., "Cheng Weiyun is a big beauty" is obviously a true proposition that can no longer be true in this country, but in Gu Yuna, Cheng Weiyun still has to try his best to argue from all angles.
The key is that at this stage, it is not the turn to argue whether she is beautiful or not, and now we can only argue whether she is a woman or not.
Cheng Weiyun sometimes thinks when she looks in the mirror, a girl like herself who wants to be good-looking and have a figure, even if she sleeps on Gu Yun's top bunk, doesn't he want to come up and say hello?
If you change yourself, you must try it.
But fortunately, after unremitting efforts, Cheng Weiyun believes that her plan has achieved initial results, and has almost made Gu Yun realize that she is a woman, the evidence is that after making her mother-in-law's tea that day, Gu Yun insisted on serving the first bowl to herself, and solemnly declared to everyone that "no one is allowed to rob it".
This obvious care and favoritism, at least not out of brotherhood, right? If he still treats himself as a brother, then the first bowl will definitely be given to Su Xiao or Lin Ruoyin, after all, there is no comparison between "brothers".
In addition to this, there is actually another thing that makes Cheng Weiyun feel that Gu Yun's opinion of herself has completely changed.
Recently, Gu Yun called himself twice at night, but he chatted about some things, such as asking himself who his grandfather was, who invited Coach Qin Zheng, etc., it was clear that he had nothing to say, it was just an embarrassing chat.
Cheng Weiyun has a lot of experience in embarrassing chatting, because she can't chat with boys herself, she can't talk or doesn't want to talk, so almost all boys want to talk to her, they can only talk awkwardly.
It doesn't matter if other boys talk to him awkwardly, but I don't know why, Cheng Weiyun found that when Gu Yun chatted awkwardly with him, he secretly worried about him every time.
It's as if he has a doppelganger, sitting next to Gu Yun, and I really want to guide him on how to chat with girls.
What are you talking about, grandpa, coach, shouldn't you talk about some interesting topics?
I really can't chat, but at least you can talk about the latest movies, huh? For example, what season of Transformers are out? Is the wandering earth in line with science, no matter how bad it is, you can vote for a girl's favor? For example, talk to yourself about the mechanics of the sidespin ball or something? In this way, I can pick up the conversation and talk!
Girls are willing to continue to answer your phone after they can talk, aren't they? Brothers? And so on...... Hey, something seems wrong?
Holding a phone? Lying on a soft bed? Cheng Weiyun is in this mood now.
For the sake of Gu Yun calling her twice a few days ago at night, she suddenly wanted to call him politely today, saying that she was actually not so cold-yes, just polite? Cheng Weiyun thinks she is very sure of this.
However, it was still an awkward conversation.
"How's your grandfather doing? Are you okay? ”
"What's your dad up to lately?"
"What has Qin Zheng been doing lately?"
Facing Gu Yun's three consecutive questions, Cheng Weiyun sighed very tiredly.
This guy, do you want to say that he cares about the old man and is very filial?
Does it have to be such a strange entry point for chatting?
Cheng Weiyun really wanted to give Gu Yun a sample and teach him how to chat with girls.
So after thinking about it, he asked? "What are you doing?"
"I'm eating grapes." Gu Yun replied.
"Are the grapes sweet?"
"It's sweet."
"Where did you buy it?"
"Vegetable market, Su Xiao's mother bought it."
"How much is a pound?"
"This ...... Not too clear. ”
"Oh...... You're on the table. What do you think about the situation in the sea? ”
"Ahem...... "This sudden turn made Gu Yun choke on grape seeds? coughed several times in a row, and then said with a shadow on his face? "This topic...... It's so sensitive! ”
"Hmm......" Cheng Weiyun sat up from the bed, her delicate eyebrows frowning slightly? A moment to bow your head? Hair spilling down your left shoulder? It is as pleasing to the eye as a clear waterfall, and the soft yellowish light hits her fair face on the other side, which is as beautiful as the girl in an oil painting.
The girl was now in a bit of trouble, as she found that she couldn't talk either.
I just want to talk to the boy on the other end of the phone.
Cheng Weiyun sometimes thinks it's very strange, why can other boys and girls call all night, but they can talk to death with a few words?
Speaking of those who talked all night, what were they talking about? Is there so much to talk about?
She originally thought that the topic of the situation in the Taiwan Strait was quite appropriate, after all, don't all boys like to talk about this kind of thing, but now it seems to be a bit abrupt.
But what should we talk about?
It's so annoying, I'm obviously a girl, why should I think of a topic to talk about?
Men are so troublesome.
Cheng Weiyun was silent, Gu Yun was also silent, and there was silence on the phone for dozens of seconds.
The atmosphere was awkward for a while.
Gu Yun called Cheng Weiyun before to inquire about Cheng Yu, in fact, from his point of view, it is not a good thing to call Cheng Weiyun, after all, this girl already has a tendency to like herself, if she continues to fight, she will have to sit in the position of a candidate for the sword-wielding.
But it's not a way to be so embarrassed, it's not appropriate to hang up the phone, you have to talk about something, right?
So Cheng Weiyun just threw out the topic and said, "Well, judging from the current situation, I think the authorities on the other side are playing with fire and self-immolation, and they will inevitably shoot themselves in the foot." Of course, we must also be highly vigilant against their perverse behavior. ”
Cheng Weiyun breathed a sigh of relief, finally this topic was not found in vain, and the boy really liked to talk about this.
So he quickly followed and said, "Well, I think I think ...... too It is also not excluded that some countries are contributing to the trouble. ”
"Oh yes, they want to use this to curb our development, and we strongly condemn that."
"Well, they're also starting a trade war just to undermine our economy."
"Yes, but I think we can start from the theory of contradiction and look at this issue from the perspective of development, and we can also use the two sides of things to comprehensively discuss this topic."
"You're saying it's not necessarily all bad, are you?"
"Yes, this may promote our industrial restructuring ......"
……
Gu Yun and Cheng Weiyun happily had in-depth exchanges on the cross-strait situation, exchanged views with each other, reached a certain consensus, and were about to issue a joint communique.
Cheng Weiyun was very satisfied with this chat, and felt that she had found common ground in the interests of the two people - of course, it was mainly Gu Yun's interest, in fact, she didn't care much about this, but she had a topic to talk about.
The call lasted as long as 10 minutes and 12 seconds, which may be the longest time recorded for Cheng Weiyun to chat with the opposite sex.
The reason for hanging up the phone is not that the two can't talk anymore, in fact, the momentum of the chat between the two at that time can be further extended to various cutting-edge topics such as the situation in China and D, the turmoil in North F, international food security and the arms race in outer space, the formation of black holes, whether the universe has an end, whether time exists, and so on.
The reason why I hung up the phone was because an unfamiliar call came to Gu Yun's mobile phone.
Gu Yun saw that the source of the call was Binhai, and he didn't note "scam call", "sales call" or anything like, so he answered.
"Who?" Picking up the phone, Gu Yun asked.
On the other end of the phone, a cold but pleasant voice came.
"Hello classmate Gu, I'm Cheng Xueqing."
"Mr. Cheng, hello, is there something wrong with this late hour?"
"It's nothing ......" Cheng Xueqing paused, and then said, "I was in a hurry in the afternoon, so I didn't leave you a phone, I want to tell you that this is my phone number, and you can contact me at any time if you have something." ”
Gu Yun thought to himself that he made a special call so late, I'm afraid it wasn't as simple as telling a phone number, right?
So he said, "Got it, I'll save it later." Anything else? ”
Cheng Xueqing hesitated, and then said, "Regarding your secret recipe, I still want to know how you plan to sell it." From a business point of view, I think we need to make a more detailed plan, such as investment promotion or press conference, in which you only need to come up with the technology, and tell me your ideas, and then I will come up with the plan, what do you think? ”
Gu Yun thought for a while and said, "It's not the time yet, let's discuss it after I finish the college entrance examination." ”
Cheng Xueqing was wearing white pajamas, sitting in the garden of her villa, holding a cup of coffee in her hand, and couldn't help but be silent when she heard Gu Yun's words.
"Classmate Gu, I hope you're not joking with me." Cheng Xueqing put down the coffee cup and said, "Do you know how many resources we have to invest in a press conference, how much work to prepare, how many people to contact, and how many days in advance we need to plan?" A month is actually very tight, and after you take the college entrance examination, there will only be half a month left, how can it be in time? ”
Gu Yun felt that Cheng Xueqing's idea was not wrong, after all, preparing in advance might be more beneficial to the implementation of the China Merchants Association, but she seemed to ignore who called the previous group of suppliers.
The original management of the Guzhen Development Company is almost all internal ghosts, presumably because they have obtained a certain profit promise, so they will do whatever it takes to bring down their own company. In this case, once the detailed plan is made public, they don't make trouble in secret, so it is better not to plan and make a surprise attack when the time comes.
In addition, even if there is no such factor, he can't follow Cheng Xueqing's thoughts.
The reason is very simple, Cheng Xueqing called so late to talk about this, which shows that she does not fully trust herself, and chooses to cooperate with herself, more of a helpless move.
This kind of cooperation is bound to be problematic, even if he has countless good cards in his hand that can be played, but if Cheng Xueqing does not trust himself completely, then it is difficult for things to go according to the trajectory set by himself.
To put it bluntly, helping Cheng Xueqing is not the goal, helping himself is the goal.
By helping Cheng Xueqing get close to Cheng Yu, he can obtain or directly exchange the secrets about the causal sword that Cheng Yu has mastered, this is what he wants, and if this process is to go smoothly, he must first gain Cheng Xueqing's complete trust.
How do you gain the unreserved, outright trust of a person?
It is cruel to say, that is, to completely destroy the other party's common sense cognition, and complete one after another things that the other party thinks are difficult or even impossible, so that to a certain extent, even if they put forward unreasonable ideas, the other party may cooperate unconditionally.
This kind of thing, he did a lot in his dreams.
Thinking of this, he said, "I know you're in a hurry right now, and if it were me, I might be like you." But you have to learn to trust me first. Cheng Dalei should have told you a lot about me, maybe this is also one of the key factors in your decision in the afternoon, since you feel that your judgment is not wrong, then you should insist. ”
"Classmate Gu, I didn't say I didn't believe you. Just ......"
"It's just that you don't seem to fully believe me," Gu Yun said seriously, "Mr. Cheng, I understand your current mood very well, after all, no one can fully trust a stranger." But you've already made a bet, and all you can do is be patient and wait for the cards to open, and if you don't have that patience, you can lose at any time. ”
"Why wait, wouldn't it be better for me to do a little more and make the winning side bigger?" Cheng Xueqing asked.
"Because I'm the one who opened the cards." Gu Yun said in a deep voice, "I can decide to open big and small, you can win if you believe me, isn't that enough?" ”
Gu Yun's tone was not good at first, it wasn't that he was really angry, but now he needed to make Cheng Xueqing recognize the reality, and quickly eliminate Cheng Xueqing's sense of superiority - although he himself felt bored and even a little annoying this way of speaking now.
He cares about the old dog, but he has always been a gentle person, especially to beautiful women.
When Cheng Xueqing heard this, she stood up from the white rattan chair, dyed by the lights in the distance, and frowned slightly.
Why doesn't it sound like it's coming from the mouth of a high school student?
Who the hell is he?
Does he know that behind the troubled waters of Zhu Sha Kok, there are many unknown things?
There is no help in the world without a reason, and if he knew what was behind this matter from the beginning, then his purpose was also to ......
Gu Yun hung up the phone, then went to the bathroom to wash up, and when he lay down on the bed and was ready to sleep, he happened to receive a WeChat message from Su Xiao.
It was a photograph, to be exact.
In the photo, it is Su Xiao's fair arm, but there is a long red mark on the arm, which is very bright red, perhaps because Su Xiao's skin is tender and slightly swollen.
Visually, it seems to have been hit by a hanger made of wire or something.
In addition to that photo, Su Xiao also sent a "crying" expression.
Gu Yun was a little inexplicably careful, and couldn't help asking, "What's the matter, who hit it?" ”
Su Xiao lay on his side on the bed and typed three words angrily.
"Wang Xiuqin!"
Gu Yun guessed that it was Wang Xiuqin, after all, Su Xiao was at home, who else could it be if it wasn't Wang Xiuqin?
Then again, if it had been someone else, he would have jumped out of bed by now.
However, he was curious why Wang Xiuqin beat Su Xiao, after all, he had never seen Wang Xiuqin blush with her before.
So he asked, "Why did I hit you?" ”
Su Xiao was about to review his luck, but saw Wang Xiuqin walking in with a smile on her face, still holding a freshly peeled apple in her hand.
"Huh...... Little, Mom just ...... Sloppy. ”
Su Xiao kicked the quilt with both legs and shouted with a crying voice, "You go out, I won't be with you again!" ”
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