Gu Laogou thought that Su Xiao and Cheng Weiyun had started to cheat, and this game should be over.

However, he thought simply, the two little girls are now unrelenting and have to continue.

Su Xiao was unhappy because he was unlucky, and he was interested in finding fault.

Cheng Weiyun wanted to know how much she could drink, and what the legendary "fluttering" feeling was after drinking too much.

Gu Yun is also right, although the behavior of the two little girls trying to challenge him, the "little prince of the silver gun in the nightclub", is really a grasshopper shaking the tree, and Gu Laogou also has his own rules of "gambling ruthlessly", but when he thought that it would be difficult to clean up if the two of them were really drunk, they had to start releasing water.

It stands to reason that he wanted to release the water, and he could release it seamlessly, but he didn't expect that Wang Hao, the "variable" that he suddenly added, was so powerful that it completely disrupted his rhythm.

Anyone who has played "bragging" knows that the number of points shouted by the previous person is directly related to the difficulty of the points shouted by the latter person.

In order to show that his skills are "awesome", Wang Hao will shout to the limit every time, for example, Gu Yun shouted three "two", and he directly shouted "eight two", so that Su Xiao and Cheng Weiyun, who were behind him, could only choose to open or take risks to continue to increase the size......

So, although Gu Yun tried his best to lose, Su Xiao and Cheng Weiyun still didn't drink less, only Wang Hao, the second goods, was proud, and from time to time he said something like "Oh, I'm so thirsty" and "When is it my turn to drink", thinking he was humorous.

Even, he is also very serious about teaching Wei Yun as a master, the most important thing to play bragging is psychological quality, followed by observing the opponent, probably "100 Questions on the Basics of Love" taught him how to show his depth in front of girls.

Gu Yun is now very sure that this "100 Questions on the Foundation of Love" is not only toxic, but also extremely toxic.

And his mantle, obviously, Wang Hao has not inherited it well.

In this case, future loneliness may be long-term, repetitive, and inevitable, unless his father's chicken farm goes to the next level.

Time passed quickly, and it was past nine o'clock.

The biggest highlight of this party also came out - Zhao Yutian actually drank too much.

It's no wonder that after ten years of grievance and ten years of depression, today may be his happiest day, so he didn't hold it when he was in Fumanyuan.

Just now, after he accidentally fell, he sternly refused the support of his classmates, and stubbornly wanted to stand up with a beautiful carp, but unfortunately he didn't succeed in even trying a few times, but he performed the carp on the hook - that is, the fish was caught and desperately churned on the ground, which is very standard.

Zhao Yutian is like this, you can imagine how many classmates drank too much.

Yu Yi's little beauty was really scared this time, in her eyes, this group of students were just children, and they all went back so drunk, maybe something would happen on the way.

In view of the fact that Zhao Yutian had lost control of the entire third class, and even to the point of slapping her credit card on the table and asking Zhao Cheng and them to buy wine again, she had to quickly take out the phone and call the physical education teacher Wang Chao and ask him to come to the rescue.

But she expected one thing wrong, that is, how strong Wang Chao's hormones are as a physical education teacher, and the lights are on in this ten thousand homes...... Ah no, on the day of the celebration of the 10,000 class, how lonely he was as a physical education teacher, and he was suddenly invited, what kind of mentality did he have to come?

As soon as Wang Chao entered the door, he shouted two words like "It's almost, let's go back", but then the style of painting changed abruptly.

"Teacher Wang, you have a drink and we'll go."

"The teacher doesn't drink, the teacher comes by car...... Hey, you kid, you really don't drink...... Okay, just take a sip......."

"Teacher, I respect you on behalf of the girls in Class 3."

"Okay, okay, then the teacher will go back after drinking this cup, do you hear?"

"Teacher, I salute you on behalf of the boys in the third class, you won't just drink girls', right?"

"Yes, one last drink, then."

"Teacher ......"

"Don't make a fuss, one last drink."

"Teacher comes to ......"

"The last one...... Well, I'll respect you too. Hey, fatty, why didn't you finish your drink and raise goldfish? ”

……

"How about the teacher show you a carp fight?"

Yu Yi is going crazy.

Here, Gu Yun is also about to go crazy.

Now the table of his table is full of wine bottles, about sixteen or seventeen bottles, although the beer bottles in the KTV are relatively small, but the degree is not low, and Su Xiao and Cheng Weiyun are estimated to drink five or six bottles respectively.

The two little girls' faces were flushed, and the whole person was shaking when they shook the dice, obviously drinking too much, but no one refused to stop.

Gu Yun was also puzzled, what made them lose their minds?

On closer inspection, he saw the problem.

Cheng Weiyun seemed to be unconvinced, she drank too much herself, and she also wanted him to drink too much Gu Laogou, the evidence was that she shouted in front of Gu Yun, and every time she would shout a very risky number, forcing Gu Yun to either open or add a more risky code.

And the reason why Su Xiao didn't stop seems to be because Cheng Weiyun didn't stop, she felt that Cheng Weiyun could continue to play, and so could herself.

As for Wang Hao...... Forget it, don't mention the goods, it's all like this, he is still analyzing the gains and losses of the last game for Cheng Weiyun, Gu Laogou wants to say a dirty word to him.

……

At ten o'clock, with the arrival of the teaching director, this graduation party, which can be called the most hilarious in the history of No. 2 Middle School, is over.

Under the supervision of Director Wang, the students were like criminal suspects one by one, and the students in the back put on the shoulders of the students in front of them and came out of the KTV - the reason for this is that Director Wang is afraid that they will get lost.

Getting out of KTV is another difficult job - selecting students who didn't drink too much and sending those who drank too much home.

Thirty-six classmates, oh no, you have to count Wang Chao and Zhao Yutian, who are "carp fighting", a total of thirty-eight people, it seems that almost everyone's little face is flushed, how to select?

Director Wang still has many methods, and he thought of a way to use math problems to select.

The question is very simple, similar to how much "15+128" is equal to, as long as you don't drink too much, you can calculate it in five seconds at most.

In this way, while selecting, it is also possible to sober everyone up.

As soon as Zhao Yutian, a mathematics teacher, heard it, he was the first to participate in the selection, saying that it was to give a sample to the students, but the result was to answer three questions in a row and get three questions wrong, and the last question also tried to cheat with his mobile phone, but he didn't want the mobile phone to fall to the ground without holding it steadily, Director Wang kindly picked it up for him but didn't want to be sprayed with filth by him.

This scene is also quite vigorous.

In the end, only fifteen or sixteen who didn't drink too much were "selected".

Except for a few who were really drunk and had to be picked up by their parents, the other students were all sent home by these fifteen or sixteen classmates, so that each person had to escort two on average.

Wang Hao was very honored to pass the "exam" for the first time in his life and was selected.

He received the "right to escort".

"I'll send Cheng Weiyun back." He said calmly.

"Oh~~~"

"Tsk."

Soon, many classmates immediately started to coax, but he was unmoved.

As Cheng Weiyun's flower messenger, he has been thinking about it for more than a day or two.

However, Cheng Weiyun drank too much, which does not mean that she is completely unconscious.

"Don't." Without any room for negotiation, she refused Wang Hao's invitation, and then pointed at Gu Yun with her hand and said, "Gu will transport me back." ”

Su Xiao's head was originally dizzy, but when he heard this, his ears immediately pricked up, and he turned his head to look at Cheng Weiyun.

Oh, if you say that, I'm not sleepy.

So he also said to Gu Yun, "Gu Yun, then will you send me or her?" ”

It's not pretended, it's a showdown.

Gu Laogou regretted it a little at this time, he had known this, he should have pretended to drink too much just now, even if he was lying on the ground and foaming at the mouth.

The last melon of the third class was born, and everyone looked at Gu Yun, even Yu Yi looked at it curiously.

Gu Laogou's demonic life has aroused the envy of countless boys, but only he knows how bitter he is in his mouth now.

Now it is a choice between two options, no matter which one is chosen, it does not conform to the principle of safe production and standardized operation.

So you can't choose, you can only have both.

After thinking about it, he walked up to Su Xiao first.

Because the last question was asked by Su Xiao, he told Su Xiao first, and there was no problem at all logically.

Gu Laogou smiled slightly, "Aren't you talking nonsense?" If I don't send you home, who will? No, Wei Yun seems to have drunk too much, let's send her back together first, okay? ”

The voice was not loud, Cheng Weiyun didn't hear it, but Su Xiao heard it clearly.

The whole sentence doesn't say who is more important than whom, but the first part implies that Su Xiao is different from others, and the second half says "send Cheng Weiyun together", which sounds like Cheng Weiyun is an "outsider".

Of course, Su Xiao didn't get to the point of falling out with Cheng Weiyun, she and Cheng Weiyun exchanged gifts more than a month ago, so when Gu Yun said this, she wouldn't refuse, otherwise wouldn't she seem to be stingy and wouldn't even send Cheng Weiyun down?

"Okay, I don't worry about Cheng Weiyun like this, I will definitely send her home."

Su Xiao said responsibly, although she herself had already swayed from side to side.

Gu Yun then walked up to Cheng Weiyun again and said, "Let's go, I'll send you, but don't vomit me." ”

Cheng Weiyun hurriedly shook her head and explained seriously, "I won't vomit, I'm ...... It's just a little dizzy. ”

She wasn't a little dizzy, she was very dizzy, she shook her head just now and almost knelt down for Gu Yun, but fortunately, Gu Yun held her in time.

The melon is gone.

The students of the third class who were going to eat melons sighed one after another, what a pity.

Otherwise, eat a big melon to relieve hangover.

However, many people began to wonder, if Cheng Weiyun really likes Gu Yun, then what kind of ending will this bloody drama end?

Not only them, but Gu Laogou also wanted to know.

……

Taxis came in and drove away.

Finally, it was Gu Yun's turn to transport them.

After saying goodbye to everyone, Gu Yun first stuffed Su Xiao into the back seat and helped her fasten her seat belt. Then he stuffed Cheng Weiyun, who was about to stand unsteadily, to the other side of the back seat, and then fastened his seat belt.

After the two of them sat down, Gu Yun sat in the co-pilot, and after saying the address of Cheng Weiyun's house, the driver started with one foot on the accelerator.

"Bang!"

Suddenly, there was a muffled noise from the back seat.

Then Gu Yun heard a faint sigh again, "Oops, it hurts!" ”

When I looked back, I saw Cheng Weiyun rubbing her head, and it seemed that she had hit her head on the car door.

Looking at Su Xiao again, she was quite quiet, as if she had fallen asleep, but her back was not leaning on the seat, her body was leaning forward, and she was tightly strangled by the seat belt, one of which was still very close to her neck.

That's not right.

One is not very good at braining, and if it hits again, I'm afraid it will be difficult to even talk about Enceladus.

The other one is strangled like this, and there is still no special visual effect on the chest...... Ah no, the point is not this, the point is that it almost strangled the neck.

He was about to tell the driver to stop, but saw that the driver had turned right and leaned to the right.

"Dude, you'd better sit in the back seat." The driver said.

"Well, that's right."

Gu Yun got out of the car, opened the rear door, and sat in the middle of Su Xiao and Cheng Weiyun with a heart of care for the female classmates.

The driver saw this scene in the rearview mirror and smiled slightly.

Brother, brother, I can only help you get here.

Gu Laogou first straightened Cheng Weiyun on the left, and then straightened Su Xiao on the right, and by the way, silently commented on the next two girls, who was more fragrant and who was softer.

The conclusion is that there is no voice until an in-depth investigation.

Gu Laogou thinks that he is already a serious person, so at this time, he naturally wants to sit upright, and "in-depth investigation" or something is not in line with his own personality...... Visual inspection at most.

But not long after, Su Xiao leaned on his shoulder.

Gu Yun remembered that he had a friend a long time ago, because the girl leaned on his shoulder and didn't hug him in time, causing the girl's body to rush out when braking, and then the neck was strangled by the seat belt, almost causing a big mistake.

He didn't remember who that friend was, but out of safety protection, he put his arm around Su Xiao's shoulder.

In the next second, Cheng Weiyun's head also rested on his left shoulder.

Gu Yun thought of that friend again, and felt that he couldn't be sloppy in the matter of safety, let alone favor one over the other, so he also reached out and hugged Cheng Weiyun's shoulder.

It's all about safety, and it makes perfect sense.

It's just that in this way, it is one step closer to the answer of "who is more fragrant and who is softer".

From the current point of view, it should be regarded as each has its own merits.

Cheng Weiyun's shoulders are a little fleshy, but not that kind of fat, and naturally you can't feel the muscles in a relaxed state, and the feel between the two is actually very comfortable.

This girl was born with a cold appearance, lying in her arms, that kind of tranquility and gentleness can form a contrast, making people have a strong sense of gain.

And Su Xiao's body is really soft, probably the word "warm fragrant nephrite" is specially designed for girls like her, she is also quiet when she sleeps, but there is a kind of tranquility in the quiet, just like white moonlight, which can arouse people's desire to protect.

Anyway...... It's all good.

Left hug.

Right hug.

Gu Laogou is not Gu Laogou now, please call him Uncle Gu.

Uncle Gu sighed deeply, he had obviously worked very hard to fight, why couldn't he escape the fate of hugging left and right?

It's as if there's a big hand pushing him to do it.

Ah, what should ...... What a fate to describe!

Gu Yun struggled to control his hand to prevent it from "accidentally" slipping down.

Now in this situation, once it slides down, it must be controlled by muscle memory, and one hand is very convenient, and the brain can't react at all.

He had a friend who did the same before, but that was many years ago, and at that time men could marry a lot of wives, and the wives were docile, and they wouldn't look for hangers to beat people or anything, which was incomparable to now.

Hey, who's that friend?

……

The old driver driving in front of him had already braked several times because he couldn't help but look in the rearview mirror.

He remembered his youth.

However, his youth has never been so bright.