Chapter 229: Whipping Gu Yun's Scumbag Troupe (Three Chapters in One)
Instead of an imaginary document, the computer screen displays a very rough game screen.
It's normal for little girls to play games, like Q Meng's Three Kingdoms and Journey to the West theme games, there are a lot of little girls playing, and there is a while Gu Laogou also plays these, and the guild he established is always the most girls, the strongest in combat, and people give the nickname "Chief Prostitute" on the 36th Road.
It's just that the one Lin Ruoyin played turned out to be the favorite of middle-aged and elderly men, and the "Legend" with a history of nearly 20 years, which made Gu Yun a little surprised.
The poor picture quality, simple functions, straightforward and violent PK mode, and the player atmosphere that can't find a living person for a long time, why can it attract a post-00s girl like Lin Ruoyin, from a psychological point of view, may have certain academic research value.
However, in view of the fact that Lin Ruoyin has never played cards according to common sense, Gu Yun is too lazy to study, maybe it is the same as jumping over the wall, she is experiencing life again?
What really puzzled him was the line of colorful characters that repeatedly swiped the screen directly above the screen.
"Hello beautiful sister Ruoyin, Nyima, you dead lady!"
Accompanied by a brilliant fireworks effect, the line of words kept scrolling.
Judging from the second half of the sentence, the screen swiper should be extremely angry, but the first half of the sentence is a gentleman's politeness and a humble title of licking a dog, isn't it very damaging to the momentum?
It's hard for people to empathize with him.
Gu Laogou thought about it, moved the mouse to the center of the screen, the game character who was farming monsters in the boar cave, and his doubts were solved.
Well, her game is called "Pretty Sister Ruoin".
It's quite honest, the adjectives are not exaggerated, and it's still a real name, but why are you still being scolded as a "shemale" when you are so frank?
Gu Yun was pondering, Lin Ruoyin walked over, glanced at the screen, and asked, "How is it, have you been promoted to level 80?" ”
"It's up, but someone is scolding you....." Gu Yun smiled and asked, "Green tea, are you deceiving people's feelings?" ”
"Heh, I've been scolding all afternoon." Lin Ruoyin gloated and smiled, "It's not that I lied to him, it was he who asked me if I was a girl first, I said yes, he didn't believe it, and bet with me that if I was a girl, he would give me equipment, then I would voice him on YY, and then he really gave me equipment......"
"So you're going to have it?"
"Why don't you give it away for nothing, isn't it stupid?"
"Then why did he call you a shemale again?"
"Haha," Lin Ruoyin laughed heartlessly when she heard this question, "He said he wanted to come to see me, and he said that he wanted to buy me an iPhone." I directly posted the routine to the group, and the righteous book friends immediately made suggestions, and soon recommended a rough man to have a video conversation with him, but this conversation almost made him cry. ”
After a pause, he added, "It's because he himself is not mentally strong enough, so he doesn't blame us." ”
"You guys? If you guessed correctly, it was the group of scumbags who whipped Gu Yun? ”
"That's right."
Gu Yun suddenly became curious, where are Lin Ruoyin's book friends sacred, and can they make a big man cry?
So he said, "You guys are planning in the group to trick people?" So I'm a little curious, how does this amazing group carry out its daily work? ”
"Curious? Then I'll take you on a tour. ”
The taskbar of the Q group was still beating, and Lin Ruoyin opened the Q group and asked Gu Yun to see the record of the chat in the group.
There are too many chats in the group, what kind of beauty, love, celebrity gossip and various topics, all of which are topics that girls are interested in.
Lin Ruoyin flipped through it for a long time before she turned to the record of everyone working together to plan the pit at noon.
Little Meow: "Brother Da Fei, when you are on video with him for a while, pay attention to putting your feet on the table, and then start picking." ”
Moe: "This is good, it's best to smell it after picking it, and then ask him faintly, 'Friend, are you there?' The kind that goes to the heart', pay attention to the expression, and the kind with a little style. ”
Beat up Gu scum, my expert: "If he doesn't agree, you can ask him in a questioning tone, is gender really so important, I was in love with you but lost your heart, scumbag!" ”
Whipped Gu Scum's first person: "You just ask him, are you afraid of loving me?" ”
Lin Ruoyin: "Mmmm, this is a song, you can sing it when the time is right." ”
I interrupted Gu Scum's legs: "@林若茵, the group leader is so good, better than heart." ”
Da Fei: "Okay, I'll listen to it later." By the way, do I think the effect of bare shoulders is better? I have a little bit of chest hair. ”
Like, Da Fei is the only male in the group?
……
The chat record is still very long, but Gu Yun doesn't want to look down anymore when he sees this, after all, he can already imagine the picture of the buddy's eyes bleeding in the game.
Standing in the position of being a fellow victim, Gu Laogou expressed deep sympathy for him.
It is not difficult to imagine how Lin Ruoyin racked their brains and worked diligently to give advice to Lin Ruoyin to whip "Gu Yun".
Even their group nicknames are deeply malicious.
Beat Gu scum, I am an expert, whip Gu slag first, I broke Gu slag's legs...... Gu Laogou really wanted the third one to be out of the ranks, and asked him if he came up with the setting of "looking at the photo of his ex-girlfriend with two legs to be conscious", did he come up with it?
Exit the group chat, switch screens, and the swiping in the game continues.
"There are so many games that you don't play, you prefer to play this? Interesting? Gu Yun asked.
"Interesting, you didn't play it often before?" Lin Ruoyin said, "Two days ago, I was coding words, and this advertisement just popped up, so I downloaded it to play." ”
Gu Yun then remembered that he used to play these games when he was a child.
Because of the memories of his past life, even if he was only eight or nine years old at that time, he often went to the dark Internet café in the village to play games such as Legend, Red Alert, Warcraft, and Age of Empires.
Lin Ruoyin always followed behind his buttocks, watched him play with relish, sometimes helped him recharge his money and buy drinks, anyway, she had pocket money, and sometimes she gave him a lookout - not afraid of Gu Jianxin, mainly afraid of Gu Jianxin's girlfriend, Gu Yun's head teacher would arrest him.
In this way, Lin Ruoyin has a good impression of this kind of game, and it should also be influenced by Gu Yun.
Lin Ruoyin sat back on the computer chair, looked at the character level, and then said with a "murderous" face, "Brother, don't you think this kid is too much to openly swipe the screen and scold your sister?" ”
"Well, can I not say anything?"
Gu Laogou said that it is obviously your book friend in the broken group, right?
Lin Ruoyin turned her head and looked at Gu Yun fiercely, "You have to express your opinion." ”
Gu Yun couldn't help but smile slightly, and changed his words, "Yes, how bad can such a beautiful girl be?" He must have gone too far. ”
Lin Ruoyin finally smiled, "Okay, you wait." ”
Saying that, Teng Tengteng ran to the house, brought another computer, and said, "That night, we will play together, you practice first, and when you practice, we will go together to take revenge." ”
As soon as Lin Ruoyin said this, Gu Yun was also interested, and without saying a word, he turned on the computer and downloaded the game.
Register an account, "Hello handsome brother Gu Yun".
In order to take revenge, the two of them didn't cook anymore, and ordered takeout directly.
Now this kind of game is not as good as before, I think those players could live in an Internet café for a month in order to upgrade to a level, but now the upgrade is faster than the raw egg, and the butt has been upgraded dozens of levels before it is hot, and when the machine is finished eating, Gu Yun will go to level 70, and all kinds of equipment will be worn, but it will also be golden.
Over there, Lin Ruoyin couldn't bear it anymore and began to make an appointment with the other party aggressively.
"In five minutes, I'll be waiting for you at the gate of Tucheng."
The name of that person's game is "Mengba", and when Mengba saw that Lin Ruoyin still dared to make an appointment, he was so excited that he even paused the screen.
Reply: "Okay, see you or leave, whoever loses is rubbish." ”
Lin Ruoyin was even more energetic and replied directly, "Whoever loses will swipe the screen and call Dad!" ”
Fierce Ba climaxed directly: "The person who doesn't shout goes out and is hit by a car!" ”
Lin Ruoyin concluded: "A word is a certainty! ”
When Gu Yun saw this set of conversations on the World Channel, his head was big at that time.
"Lin Ruoyin, are you biao? What do you want to do with him now, I'm only level 70 and wearing garbage equipment, and what people just give you is a god costume, and if you can't get him, you can second me with a knife. ”
"Really?" Lin Ruoyin had a surprised expression on her face.
"You've been playing this game for days, you ask me?"
"Then you wait." Lin Ruoyin returned to the city as soon as she arrived, studied it carefully for a while, and said, "A level 70 god costume is only 500 yuan, I'll buy it for you, and you won't lose the battle." ”
“.…..”
The god costume was quickly put in place.
It's a pity that it's only a level 70 god costume, Gu Yun estimates that if the other party is at level 80, the god costume is much more powerful than himself, and if he can't get it, he will still be seconded.
This kind of game is to make it clear that there is money, which is still like before, and it pays attention to a position or something, and now it is just a fight for who spends money and more equipment.
So he said, "You wait until I'm 80." ”
"How's that going to work? The time has come, and if he doesn't go, he doesn't think we're afraid of him? ”
Lin Ruoyin is now full of blood and fighting spirit, and the "Heaven Breaking Demon Slashing Knife" seems to be hungry and thirsty.
"If you lose, you call Dad, I won't shout anyway."
is hundreds of thousands of years old, and he still recognizes his father on the Internet, Gu Yun's old face can't be hung up.
"How can you lose?" Lin Ruoyin smiled steadfastly, "Hehe, I didn't say a few to a few, did I?" If the two of us beat him up, are we still afraid that we won't be able to win? Don't forget that I'm also a god! ”
……
"Hello beautiful Sister Ruoyin" and "Hello handsome Brother Gu Yun" stood side by side, killing towards the gate of Tucheng with a fierce momentum, the knives in their hands were shining with golden brilliance, waiting for the moment to drink blood.
It's time to show the technology.
However, as soon as they arrived at the gate of Tucheng, both of them were stunned for a moment, and then the hand holding the mouse shook in unison, and then clicked frantically in the opposite direction.
Damn, they brought a dozen people over......
I'm afraid there are only thirty or fifty living people in the whole service, and there are more than a dozen of them around him, and half of them are there.
What's more important is that Gu Yun and Lin Ruoyin's knives are shining with golden light, but their knives are not shining with golden light, they are also very tall, and they look much fiercer than them.
And people's clothes are still winged, and there are two dragons swimming around on their chests, compared to them, they are much shabby, and they have a red light or something, and they don't look like they are of the same level.
The two ran back silently for a while, and before they could stop, the screen swiping had already begun.
"Hello beautiful sister Ruoyin, call Dad!"
"Hello beautiful sister Ruoyin, call Dad!"
Lin Ruoyin turned her head, gritted her teeth and looked at Gu Yun angrily, Gu Yun gave her a speechless expression, Lin Ruoyin couldn't hold back anymore, and laughed.
"Okay, okay, it's a little mistake in my intelligence that underestimated them."
"Is this called a little?"
"Anyway, it's just a mistake, I forgot that he seems to be the boss of some guild."
Gu Laogou sighed, "This is also a game, if it is true, we can invite the whole village to dinner now." ”
The swiping continues.
Lin Ruoyin was very unhappy and said to Gu Yun, "Brother, do you want to get the field back?" ”
Gu Yun thought for a while and said, "Either I'll practice to level 80 first, change into a god costume and let's go to the leveling point to squat him, there will always be a time for this goods to be ordered, right?" ”
"Why is he working so hard, isn't he just a lot of people, what's the big deal. Auntie, I still don't believe it today......"
Lin Ruoyin read the words while sending the link to the official website of the game to the group that whipped Gu Yuntuan.
Group 1, Group 2, Group 3, all sent it once.
That's a crowd of thousands.
Then he sent a voice, "If you are free, you will go online, help me beat someone together." Everyone has practiced at least level 70, and those who don't have the money to buy equipment come to the novice village to find me. ”
After a few seconds of silence, someone @林若茵, asked what was the situation?
Lin Ruoyin replied with five words: Gu Slag was beaten!
Suddenly, the Q group taskbar began to flicker wildly.
Swiping began.
"Someone dares to beat Gu scum?"
"I'm impatient, didn't Gu Scum's leg just become conscious, I can't bear to beat him yet!"
"When we take care of the scum and whip the group, is it an ornament?"
……
Gu Yun looked at these news with a confused expression, thinking to himself that it seems that these people all know that Lin Ruoyin's Gu scum has a prototype, and it is himself?
But these children are really a bit of a secondary two, how old are they, have they done their homework?
Until, see another message.
"Wait a minute, I'll go up after I finish breastfeeding my son."
???
Whipping Gu Yun's scumbag has a new job again.
Sisters in action......
Here, Lin Ruoyin said that it didn't count on the grounds that the other party had called so much, and then asked that after three hours, it would be re-PK at ten o'clock, and there was no limit to the number of everyone.
Mengba is quite confident, after all, his union gathers one-third of the living people of the entire server, so he happily responds to the battle, presumably he is also very unhappy that he did not directly hack the "shemale" to death with a big knife more than one person high.
Soon, the lonely servers began to bustle.
The novice village was suddenly inexplicably crowded with people, and in just half an hour, at least hundreds of people appeared out of thin air, and those deer and scarecrows ran around, screaming one after another.
The wild monsters in the novice area are panicked, under normal circumstances, they can't die once a day, after all, there are only thirty or fifty players in total, who fights mobs every day? But now there are so many players all of a sudden, and they don't have enough points for these little monsters, and the players are super fierce one by one, and they will chop up indiscriminately, and they won't leave after chopping, waiting for them to refresh and chop again......
The Q group is also more lively, because there are mostly girls in the group, most of the girls have never played this game, and they don't know how to operate it, so they are asking frantically.
Fortunately, the game is very easy to use, even if it is a novice, and after more than an hour, similar problems began to decrease.
Three hours later.
Gu Yun has practiced to level 80, and Lin Ruoyin spent 1,000 yuan to finally buy him a god costume with wings.
In addition to Gu Yun's, Lin Ruoyin also issued a lot of level 70 god costumes in the novice area, but relatively speaking, the proportion of people who came to her to ask for equipment was not much, and most people hit a few by themselves, and then spent money to buy a few.
I have to say that the GM of this game today has a shiny forehead and a windfall.
At ten o'clock, the appointed time arrived.
When the fierce tyrant at the gate of Tucheng saw the black pressure on a group of players coming over, the whole person was stunned.
The little brothers in his guild were also confused.
Damn, when did this server have so many people?
Are you sure it's all alive?
I thought what I just saw in the monster farming area were all dummies made by the GM himself!
This is...... offended the boss of a large company, and then the whole company worked overtime to avenge him?
This group of people not only came in a neat queue, but also shouted a unified slogan.
"Whipping Gu Yun's scumbag group, the first invincible regiment in the world."
"If you don't accept the professional treatment, you will beat the scum by the way."
"I can beat Gu scum, but the emperor can't beat him."
……
Mengba was very flustered, and he still didn't understand which Gu scum was, why did he make an appointment with "beautiful Sister Ruoyin", what "Gu scum" would be involved?
But for the sake of the honor of the guild, he chose the hard bar.
However, in this kind of group fighting, good equipment is not necessarily useful, and good technology is not very useful.
For example, level 70 can wear a kind of equipment called "paralysis ring", as the name suggests, there is a certain probability that people will be paralyzed and unable to move after being cut.
The probability is not very high, five or six knives can be numb, but you can't stand eight or nine people chasing one and chopping, and one person chopping is equivalent to 100% numbness.
Another example is that the mage puts skills in the back, and there is an automatic lock system, so there is no need to operate at all, just press the activation button.
As a result, there was naturally no suspense, and half of the dozen or so people in Mengba's group lay down and ran back to the city.
The world chat page soon began to swipe.
"Bully, shout Dad!"
"Mengba, Gu Slag is your father!"
Swiping the screen is infinite, but they still can't exhaust the energy of this group of girls, and seeing that there is no one to cut, they begin to cut the guards, a kind of NPC that guards the peace of the earth city and punishes the militants.
Soon the guards were all cut down......
Suddenly, someone shouted, "Why don't we cut Gu scum?" ”
“?”
As soon as Gu Yun typed a question mark, he found a group of people surrounding him.
What thunder and lightning, ice roaring, and fireworks smashed over in an instant, and they ***** properly.
Standing servant.
Whipping Gu Yun's scumbag group, terrifying......
Gu Yun thought to himself, one day, if Lin Ruoyin is really bullied by a scumbag, if she shouts in the group, I'm afraid someone will really copy the guy to vent her anger......
Lin Ruoyin covered her mouth and laughed, her happy appearance was very similar to when Gu Yun went down to the river and touched a large handful of river shrimp when she was a child, and she handed over the bamboo basket.
Gu Yun liked to see Lin Ruoyin laughing, which made him vaguely remember that distant and warm time.
"Brother, that kid is still not convinced, it's time for you to perform." Lin Ruoyin looked at Gu Yun expectantly, as before.
Gu Yun looked at the screen, and saw that Mengba was shouting on the chat page, "What kind of ability is it that more people bully people and less people, there is a kind of heads-up!" ”
couldn't help but smile slightly, and typed a word on the public screen, "Old place, come." ”
"Brother, if you win, I'll reward you with candy." Lin Ruoyin smiled and picked up a piece of toffee from the table and waved it at Gu Yun.
"Keep it for yourself." Gu Yun expressed disdain.
"And what do you want to eat?"
"Eat you." Gu Laogou stared at the screen and blurted out.
Lin Ruoyin made a gesture to beat Gu Yun, but she didn't do it after all, just put two small hands on his cheeks and rubbed them.
"Let me tell you, if you take advantage of girls like this in college in the future, you will be beaten to death."
Gu Yun ignored her, operated the mouse and keyboard, first a savage charge, then a fire, and another beautiful move to avoid the opponent's assassination swordsmanship, and then two assassinations, and then another move, another fire took the other party away.
Putting down the mouse, he said to Lin Ruoyin, "That's better than being killed by your support group." I can be considered to have learned your broken group today, but there is a suggestion I hope you will adopt, that is, can you distinguish between the Gu scum in the book and the person in reality? Why did I play a game, but Gu Slag was beaten? ”
"You are Gu scum, what is the difference between this." Lin Ruoyin said with big eyes.
It's swiping the screen again in the game.
"Gu Zha's might!"
"Gu scum, so good!"
"Gu scum, we all love you, and to beat you is to love you deeply."
At the same time, the full-screen shouting of the bully also came.
Handsome Brother Gu Yun Hello, Dad.
……
Gu Yun was not interested in responding, so he quit the game directly and closed the computer.
"What, these are your fans, why don't you talk to them for a while?" Lin Ruoyin said with a smile.
Gu Yun took a sip of fruit wine, "Tell them, I see a batch of them now." ”
"Huh." Lin Ruoyin put away Gu Yun's computer, put it in her bag, then remembered something, and said, "So have you thought about which university to apply for?" ”
Gu Yun thought for a moment and said tentatively, "I may ...... Will you go to Kyoto University, how about you? ”
"Kyoto University? Haha, I just said we should go to Kyoto to study, right? Then I'll go to Kyoto University. ”
The corners of Gu Yundeng's mouth twitched and asked, "Wait, how much did you score in the college entrance examination?" ”
"669, basically all universities in the country are OK." Lin Ruoyin said with a relaxed face.
“.……”
Looking at Lin Ruoyin, Gu Yun suddenly remembered two words: fate.
Lin Ruoyin didn't study much at all, Gu Yun was very clear about this, for example, in all the time he was with Lin Ruoyin, he had never seen Lin Ruoyin read, but he had seen her schoolbag, and the volumes in the schoolbag were all new, from this point of view, Lin Ruoyin was more ruthless than him, he still filled in some answers randomly, but Lin Ruoyin simply didn't write.
But such a student can even get 669, how can Su Xiaoqing be embarrassed?
Gu Yun felt that Lin Ruoyin seemed to be some kind of fate, and the more she wanted to leave her, the closer she would get to her.
Swiping Weibo will brush her for no reason, is it just a coincidence?
Ten years apart, she suddenly fell from the sky, is this just a coincidence?
Now that she wants to go to Kyoto University, she can go directly to any university in the country, so as long as she wants to, then she will definitely be in the same class as herself, or even a major!
Isn't this fate, but what is it?
Could it be that Lin Ruoyin is the sword-wielder who is destined to be unavoidable?