Chapter 22: The Ordinance Examination
Gao Fei said softly: "If the squad leaders start a war against us in a while, let's calculate how we won't suffer." ”
Gao Fei said, and gestured with his eyes that the squad leaders were carrying bad belts in their hands, in his opinion, it was not a good thing for the squad leaders to be like this, maybe they were going to clean up their group of recruits.
"Remember, let's not be a bird." Goofy added.
"Goofy, you're just afraid of thinking too much." After Guo Liang finished speaking, he gestured to the front with his head: "Look at our instructor, he brought so many words, maybe he asked us to write a letter to his family." ”
"I gathered you here tonight for only one purpose, that is, to take a next assessment of the rules and regulations you studied before, and now each class, a representative, come and get the exam papers."
After the instructor in front of him finished speaking, he randomly divided the stack of papers into nine parts.
Listening to the instructor's words, Gao Fei was a little displeased and muttered softly: "What Lao Tzu hates the most is the exam, I went to school for 10 years, I took the exam for 10 years, and now I have left school to go to the army, and I still have a exam, wait a minute, what did the instructor say about the exam?" ”
"Examination rules and regulations." Wang Haiyang, the little man on the side, added.
Gao Fei was stunned: "I'll go, I don't remember the rules and regulations of the exam, which of you remembers, let me copy one later." ”
After Gao Fei finished speaking, he looked at the rest of the class, but everyone, almost like him, this was obvious, and everyone didn't remember it.
"Gao Fei, don't say you want to smoke it, just say I want to, but obviously no one in our class remembers."
In fact, not to mention the third class, even the situation of the other eight classes and the third class is similar, they have only been in the army for a few days, and they have not studied the rules and regulations for a long time, how can they remember it?
"It's over, I've always been a good student with excellent character and learning during school, and my grades have never been below 90 points, and I'm going to break the record this time on duty, my reputation for a lifetime." Guo Liang sighed.
Gao Fei thought for a while: "Anyway, my test results have always been bad, and this time the test is bad, and it's nothing, it's a big deal, call your parents." ”
As soon as Gao Fei finished speaking, he reacted, they were in the army, not at home, not at school, and they could be called parents because they didn't do well in the exam.
Since you don't have to call your parents, it's even more of a problem, the big deal is to study overtime, it's difficult, and you can be discharged because you failed the exam.
"Who is going to our class, Class 1 and Class 2 have already passed to get the test papers, and someone in our class has to go."
"I'll go." Gao Fei said that the reason why he volunteered was not because Wang Haiyang and Guo Liang around him looked at him.
When he got to the front, he took the stack of papers from the instructor's hand, Gao Fei wanted to look at the content of the test paper in advance, but this look, he was stupid, what kind of test paper is this, it is a stack of white paper.
He didn't believe it, he flipped through it again, and the result was still the same, he looked at the instructor with a strange look, and the instructor just smiled in response.
Gao Fei couldn't understand what the instructor thought, but as the saying goes, the soldiers will block, and the water will cover the earth, so let's take the blank paper and go back.
Back at the table, Goofy threw the stack of papers on the table and didn't look at it anymore.
Guo Liang took the lead in taking the paper on the table, he took it and looked at it, the white paper, and turned it over to see that it was still white paper.
"Gao Fei, did you take it wrong, what kind of test paper is this, it's obviously a blank paper."
After Xiang Liang finished speaking, he threw the blank paper back on the stack of papers, and the others who didn't believe it also took it to look at it, and after finding that it was indeed a pile of white paper as Guo Liang said, they turned their eyes to Gao Fei's body sadly.
Gao Fei spread his hands helplessly, tilted his head, and his eyes widened: "Don't ask me, I don't know." ”
"Then start the exam, I think many people see the blank paper in your hands, and they are also puzzled, okay, then I'll talk about it, what about this exam, there is no exclusive test paper, that is, it is completely blank, is the content of the exam? Of course, it is also rules and regulations, as for how you answer the questionnaire, then just write down what you remember and know, and remember to write as much as you can. ”
The instructor in front of him opened his mouth and answered the blank paper's doubts.
"I can write as much as I want, I can think of all of them."
Goofy muttered and took a piece of paper, then dragged his chin with both hands, didn't write, and just froze.
When the instructor saw Goofy in a daze, he walked over from the front, and when he got to Goofy's side, he poked Goofy in the shoulder with his fingers.
"Goofy, why don't you write it?"
Gao Fei glanced up at the instructor, then spread his hands and said, "You only gave paper, not pens, how can I write?" ”
When the instructor heard Gao Fei say this, he looked up at the others and found that except for Gao Fei, there were few people like him, but there was no pen, and it was not nothing.
"Didn't I tell me to bring a pen?" The instructor asked Gao Fei rhetorically.
Gao Fei nodded: "Yes, instructor, you only notified the gathering, not the pen." ”
In fact, other recruits brought soldiers, which were needed for study in ordinary times, and each class also had a book of rules and regulations, and when they studied, the squad leader read it, and they took notes.
But fly high, he hates to study, although he usually pretends to be a statute when he learns rules and regulations, but he doesn't have that habit of carrying a pen with him.
The instructor thought for a while: "It seems that it is true, I really didn't tell me to bring a pen." ”
"Instructor, you see I don't have a pen with me, or you can let me go back and get it." Goofy looked at the instructor and said.
"Well, then you go ......"
Before the instructor could finish speaking, Goofy got up, and he was ready to go back to get the pen.
Seeing that he was so positive, the instructor immediately changed his words: "Goofy, do you think I can't guess what you think?" Go back to get the pen, I'm afraid you have some small movements, wait, the pen thing, you don't have to worry about it. ”
After the instructor finished speaking, he beckoned a platoon leader to come over, he whispered a few words to the platoon leader, and the platoon leader left, and after five minutes, the platoon leader came back again, and he also brought a pen, but it was an unopened pack of pens, obviously, not the pens taken by the soldiers who did not bring pens.
"The soldier who didn't bring a pen came to get it." A long line of sermons with a cold tone.
Gao Fei could only get up and walk in front of the platoon leader, and coincidentally, there were three classes in the platoon, and he was the only one in the three squads who did not bring a pen.
The platoon commander saw Gao Fei who took the pen and glared at him: "You have a lot of business, and I am cleaning you up when I turn around." ”
Goofy took the pen and walked away without any response, and when he returned, he walked very slowly, his eyes kept looking at the white paper of the recruits who were struggling to write on the other table.
The instructor got behind Goofy, lifted his foot, and kicked Goofy's ass.
There was a pain in his buttocks, and Goofy subconsciously hugged his butt and jumped forward.
"Which Wang Ba ......" Gao Fei scolded Lie Lie and turned around, and when he saw that there was an instructor behind him, he forcibly blocked the words back.
"What are you rubbing, don't go back and write it quickly, don't think I don't know what you're thinking, I usually don't work hard, and I still want to hold Buddha's feet temporarily, this time I'll give you a long memory."
Gao Fei cracked his mouth and left, and couldn't help but think in his heart: "You are an official, I am a soldier, I can't help you, but I am not easy to bully, don't give me a chance, otherwise ........."
After Gao Fei returned to his position, he took the paper, and on the top of the white paper, Long Fei and Feng Wu wrote his name, and the word Gao Fei, he wrote it very big, and he directly took half of it.
"Goofy, how many have you seen?" Zhang Yuxiang on the side lowered his head and pretended to write, and asked Gao Fei who had just sat down softly.
Gao Fei didn't expect that it was Zhang Yuxiang who spoke, you must know that he and Zhang Yuxiang were very bad before, and now that he opened his mouth to ask himself, it can be regarded as a possibility of easing the relationship.
"It's far away, I didn't see it clearly, it's not that I don't want to tell you, I really didn't see it clearly."
Gao Fei also confirmed it repeatedly.
"I just remember one, I don't know if it's right or not, don't ask what shouldn't be asked, don't say what shouldn't be said, shouldn't ...... You write it, it's not that I want to have a good relationship with you, it's that I don't want you to lose face to our class with zero points. ”
Zhang Yuxiang still wanted to save face.
"Anyway, thank you, although the two of us are a little unpleasant, but he is external, our class is still a collective, I understand you."
Gao Fei still said thank you very much!
Zhang Yuxiang was not talking, but Guo Liang spoke: "Don't tell the secret that shouldn't be said, you have one less secret." ”
Gao Fei looked down at Guo Liang: "Little Liangzi, how much do you remember?" ”
"I remember the first three articles of the House Ordinance." Guo Liang replied softly.
"You read it quietly, and the big guys listen to it and write it down." After Gao Fei finished speaking, he looked at Guo Liang as if he was serious about to write.
"Okay, I said slowly, you should quickly remember Article 1 of the Internal Affairs Regulations: In order to standardize the internal affairs system of the Chinese People's Liberation Army and strengthen the building of internal affairs, this article is formulated in accordance with the relevant laws and the reality of army building."
Guo Liang read softly.
"Wait a minute, strengthen team building, what's next?" Wang Yang raised his head, looked at Guo Liang, and asked softly.
Gao Fei handed his white paper to Wang Yang's side: "Look at me, don't affect Xiao Liangzi." ”
Wang Haiyang glanced at what Gao Fei wrote, and muttered: "What you write is the same as a dog's chop, I doubt that you can see it clearly?" ”
Gao Fei glanced at Wang Haiyang: "What's wrong with the dog crawling, as long as I write it, I'm an abstract person, an abstract school, do you understand, yes, I forgot, those who practice martial arts are all simple-minded and well-developed limbs." ”
"Goofy, you're trying it again." Wang Haiyang gritted his teeth and looked at Gao Fei, revealing a fierce face.
Gao Fei then took a closer look at Wang Haiyang again: "Oh, I said it wrong, I said it wrong, other people who practice martial arts, they are simple-minded and have well-developed limbs, but you, you are not ......"