Chapter 287: Adapting to the situation
Festivals like the Qixi Festival are indeed the easiest to capsize.
The so-called "pay attention to safety on holidays and reunite with the family on weekdays" is not just a casual talk.
So don't be a scumbag, even if it's Gu Laogou's level, he can't bear it now.
But no matter what, he still began to think in his heart about how to break this game.
In accordance with the principle of standardized operation, we must first have a clear understanding of the situation and adjust our mentality.
Although it is only a glimpse out of the corner of her eye, there must be no illusion that Lin Ruoyin actually doesn't see herself, or that is not Lin Ruoyin.
Because it is obvious that the Shura field will not agree.
Moreover, before thinking of countermeasures, you must not turn your head to look at Lin Ruoyin, you must pretend that you haven't seen it yet.
The premise of looking at her is that he must already be confident, be able to immediately turn against the customer, and guide her to follow her own ideas.
Otherwise, once there is a pause in the guidance process, it will be easy for her to go straight into a state of frenzy, and even if she wants to explain, it will be half the effort.
This is not the law of scumbags, this is the basic law of communication, after all, Gu Yun has always wanted to say "I am really not a scumbag".
Okay, now where is the analysis of Lin Ruoyin's madness?
One is that he lied to her, and the other is that he not only lied to her, but also was with Su Xiao.
So the core of extinguishing the fire is two points, one is to explain why he lied to her, and the other is to never let her know that he is with Su Xiao.
There is another operational difficulty here, Su Xiao is still waiting for her to get ice cream, if she doesn't go over for a long time, she will definitely have to call, or even come out to find it directly.
That would be a whole collapse.
It took about seven or eight seconds for Gu Laogou to come back to his senses from his contemplation.
Then he turned around boldly and looked at Lin Ruoyin.
Sure enough, it was Lin Ruoyin, and his side light was not wrong.
The strange thing is that Lin Ruoyin is not looking at him now, but is casually looking at the ice cream menu behind the salesman.
Her expression was relaxed, and she didn't look like anything was going on.
When some people encounter this situation, they will immediately breathe a sigh of relief, pat their chests and say that they are lucky that they didn't see it, and then run away with the soles of their feet smeared with oil as soon as they slipped away.
But for an experienced old dog like Gu Yun, he would never do this.
Safety production Article N: We must not hope for safety by chance.
What do safety slogans say in factories?
The alarm bell rang for a long time to keep it safe, and the accident came by chance.
Therefore, even if Lin Ruoyin really didn't see herself at this time, she had to go up to find her. Otherwise, if she is pretending, then there will be endless troubles.
What's more, with Lin Ruoyin's character, Gu Laogou is more inclined to her just pretending not to see it.
The purpose of pretending is obvious, that is, she decided to want to capture herself, let herself go back first, and then kill a horse pistol, and capture the thief to take the stolen goods, catch the traitor and catch the double.
She wanted to see who she was with, so she didn't have a seizure on the spot.
What a terrible opponent...... Thinking that such an opponent wants to go to the same school as himself, Gu Laogou has a kinship.
Fortunately, he is not an ordinary old dog.
Seeing that there was another person in front of him, and Lin Ruoyin was about to arrive, Gu Laogou hurriedly whispered to the person in front of him, "Brother, I'm sorry, my girlfriend is angry, I'm in a hurry to coax her." You let me cut in line, tell me what you want to eat, and I'll invite you. ”
The guy was still very talkative, and seeing that Gu Yun was serious, he smiled and retreated to the back, saying, "No, you go first." ”
Gu Laogou was not polite, and hurriedly stepped forward and said to the salesman, "One vanilla-flavored, one strawberry-flavored, hurry up." ”
The process of making ice cream is relatively simple, and when Gu Yun pays the money, it doesn't take long for the salesperson to get it.
Gu Laogou hurriedly took the ice cream, and then quietly walked towards Lin Ruoyin.
At this time, it was Lin Ruoyin's turn for the team here.
Lin Ruoyin glanced at the salesman blankly, and then she remembered that she didn't seem to need to buy ice cream at this time.
She had just caught a glimpse of Gu Yun having bought two ice creams, so now she should go back and see who he gave them to.
Lin Ruoyin didn't know if it made sense for her to do this, she only knew that she really wanted to see who that girl was.
Thinking of this, Lin Ruoyin took a deep breath and turned around.
It's a bit of a ...... to know the answer. Nervous too.
Oh, I don't know which girl it is.
Su Xiao, Cheng Weiyun, or the newly acquainted Cheng Xueqing?
Whatever, anyway...... Himself was greened.
I was a little out of breath, as if I was suffering from heat stroke, but I felt chills all over my body, as if I was the only one left in the world all of a sudden.
I...... I actually want to cry.
But I can't cry for the scumbag, then I'll lose.
Lin Ruoyin thought so, then raised her head, expecting that Gu Yun should have walked a few steps and should be able to see him.
Then, she was slightly stunned.
She saw that Gu Yun was standing in front of her.
He holds two ice creams in his hands, one strawberry and one vanilla, and the strawberry flavor is exactly what he likes.
"Why don't you buy it?" While Lin Ruoyin was still surprised, Gu Laogou took the initiative and said with a bright smile, "Okay, what kind of surprise are you pretending to be here!" You must have seen that I was buying it for you, so you didn't buy it, right? ”
Lin Ruoyin's eyes widened, but she still couldn't speak, just looked at Gu Yun in a daze.
He...... Did you buy it for me?
"Why are you still watching?" Gu Laogou said again, "Eat quickly, it'll melt in a while." Strawberry flavor, your favorite, right? ”
Lin Ruoyin's brain is a mess now, even if she is as smart as her, she is now confused by this play.
She mechanically walked over and took the ice cream from Gu Yun's hand.
"Why don't you speak?" Gu Laogou smiled again, "Hey, this is overacting, even if it is a surprise, it won't be like this, right?" I won't cooperate with you, don't mess around. ”
"When did you come?" Lin Ruoyin finally came back to her senses and asked.
"Me? I've been here for more than ten minutes, I've been looking for you, and then there are so many people that I haven't found it for a long time. Then I saw an ice cream stand, and I thought about buying you an ice cream first, but I didn't expect to meet you as a foodie. ”
"But didn't you say you were going to talk to customers?" Lin Ruoyin asked again.
Gu Laogou was very pleased, and at this point, it can be said that Lin Ruoyin has completely followed her own train of thought.
The main reason why he was able to reach this step was that he played his cards unconventionally, took the initiative to appear in front of Lin Ruoyin, and caught her off guard.
So now we must not give her a chance to think, we must take advantage of the victory to chase and lock in the victory.
And the key to locking the win is that it is very logical for her to immediately subconsciously decide that she suddenly appeared here because of her.
This requires more similar guidance, otherwise she would not have been able to figure it out herself.
Thinking of this, Gu Laogou said again, "It's about customers, but it's not a morning, it's about lunch." But I wonder if you've already seen through this little trick with your cleverness? ”
"Huh? I...... See through? ”
Lin Ruoyin was still a little confused, after all, from just now to now, the turning point of this matter has been too big.
"Don't pretend." Gu Yun continued to guide, "It was so late last night, I also called you and asked if you would come today, and you didn't suspect it?" And then the Qixi Festival, or the weekend, what customers want to talk about for a long time, you haven't thought about it? ”
After a pause, he immediately began to lead the conclusion again, "So, you already knew that I would suddenly appear today and surprise you, right?" ”
At this time, I called last night to confirm whether Lin Ruoyin would come, and the unreasonableness of chatting with customers for a long time on the Qixi Festival has become evidence to support his "careful planning" to surprise Lin Ruoyin.
Lin Ruoyin thought about it carefully and felt that ...... Seems to be the case?
Last night, Gu Yunda called him at night to ask himself if he would go to the music festival, and he felt a little strange, because this guy usually doesn't bother to care about this kind of thing.
So he actually wanted to make sure that he would come and avoid being disappointed?
So, could it be that he was really wronged?
After all...... If he wanted to be a scumbag, he would have done it a long time ago, could it be that when he was in his hometown, those girls were there, and he wouldn't be able to see it?
Thinking of this, Lin Ruoyin, who came back to her senses a little, finally said, "No, I'm ...... Really surprised, well, I'll admit your little trick, it was a bit of a surprise! ”
Gu Yun looked at Lin Ruoyin with a determined face, he was almost certain now that Lin Ruoyin would definitely follow his own train of thought.
Because, when a person really likes the other person, unless he is an abnormal control freak in his heart, as long as the logic is reasonable, he will definitely be inclined to believe the other person.
Although she is still a little insincere, it can be said that she is still skeptical, but it doesn't matter, she has a more impeccable logic that can completely dispel her suspicions.
So, he immediately smiled again, and said with a little doubt, "But how do I think something is wrong with you?" Why, you don't think I'm playing here with other girls, right? Good guys, so exciting? ”
When Lin Ruoyin heard this, she suddenly felt her heart light up.
yes, what am I thinking?
He knew I was going to come to the festival, so how could he bring other girls here? It's a place to date, so why do you have to come here?
Unless he's psychopathic and looking for this kind of thrill!
But you can't say that someone has been mentally ill, just say that he is perverted, right?
Either that woman is very rude, and if she has to come here, he can't push it off.
But with the girls around him who can force him to do things?
It is impossible for Su Xiao to be so gentle, it is impossible for that Cheng Weiyun to be like wood, as for Cheng Xueqing, she should be too late to chase him now, it is even more impossible.
Well, now things are clear.
That is, my brother is really not a scumbag.
I originally wanted to catch the traitor...... Well, what do you think?
Thinking of this, Lin Ruoyin's pretty face was already cloudless, and she immediately went up to hold Gu Yun's arm and said, "Brother, although your trick is a bit old-fashioned, I'm still quite happy, he~"
The envisioned green hat was not worn, and Lin Ruoyin was of course doubly happy.
"Did you guess that?" Gu Yun asked deliberately.
"No, really, didn't you see that I was so surprised that I couldn't speak?"
"But I always think your reaction is not right?" But seeing Gu Laogou frowning, he said again, "Wait, why do I think it's more shocking?" You can't bring another boy, do you? Lin Ruoyin, you tell the truth, what color is my hair now? ”
"Tell me again!" Lin Ruoyin's apricot eyes widened, and she was so angry that she pinched Gu Yun fiercely, "I'm still worried about you green me!" ”
Gu Laogou smiled, hugged Lin Ruoyin in his arms, and then touched her head, "Okay, I'm kidding you, are you serious?" ”
I thought to myself, the first level has finally passed.
But Su Xiao is still waiting for him to go back, and he needs a wave of operations next.