Chapter 290: Rogue Rabbit

I can't watch the movie.

But Gu Laogou couldn't bear to see Su Xiao disappointed, so he took her downstairs to play in the game city.

Su Xiao's favorite thing to play is to catch the crane machine, one dollar and one coin, and you have to cast two in a row to catch it once. Su Xiao fell in love with a doll of the Wangwang team, and Gu Yun gave her directions on the side, but she didn't catch it ten times.

The hook was as if he hadn't eaten, every time he caught it, he let go weakly, so angry that Su Xiao stomped his feet.

"Gee, why is it a little worse every time?"

Unconvinced, Su Xiao naturally turned his attention to Gu Yun, "Big liar, tell me what the reason is." ”

In her eyes, a big liar should know everything.

Gu Laogou smiled and said, "It's very simple, the computer has set the probability, for example, this doll is worth 20 yuan, and it needs 50% of the gross profit, then it needs to invest an average of 30 yuan, and this paw will use its strength once." ”

"So, it has nothing to do with technology? Isn't this a money scam! ”

"You can't say that you cheat money, people put things here to make a profit."

"But I've invested twenty dollars, and if I don't catch it, won't I lose all my money?"

Su Xiao thought about it, exchanged it for another ten yuan, and then put it in Gu Yun's hand, "Big liar, you catch it." ”

Gu Yun smiled, "How can you be sure that I can catch it?" ”

"If you can't catch it, then the boss is a liar."

Speaking of this, Su Xiao couldn't help but laugh as if he had discovered something, "Hey, isn't that the two of you liars meeting?" ”

"Su Xiao, if you want to say that......" Gu Yun's face darkened, took the coin in Su Xiao's hand, and said, "Then I have to get it for it!" ”

"Uh-huh, come on, come on!"

Su Xiao pinched Gu Yun's arm to express encouragement.

Speaking of catching dolls, it happens to be Gu Laogou's job - don't ask why you do it, you should ask what he doesn't do in this amusement park.

It is true that the crane machine has a probability, but the correct skill can increase the probability.

For example, most of the time it's true that the claws are weak, but by using the claw flick method, you can drag the doll over a bit.

When the doll is very close to the hole, let the paws be vertical above the hole, and then control the steering stick to throw the direction of the doll, and press the grab button at the same time, so that after grabbing the doll, there is a process of dragging towards the hole, the advantage is that even if the paws are loose in mid-air, the doll can fall into the hole.

Of course, this should be based on the normal situation of the machine, if some bosses have a very dark heart and do not give any force on their claws, then there is no skill to use it.

Gu Laogou just observed that this machine should not be particularly dark, so he was also seventy or eighty percent sure in his heart.

Sure enough, all ten coins were used up, and the doll happened to be caught in the hole.

"Wow, I really caught it!"

Su Xiao clenched the two pink fists excitedly, almost didn't jump up, and quickly took out the little doll from below happily, laughing as if this thing had been picked up.

"I'll just say, you can do it."

"But I think it's still a loss, this thing is worth more than 20 yuan at most."

"Nonsense, it's worth at least ..... fifty, we earned it!"

Su Xiao said with a determined face, refusing to admit that she had made a loss-making deal.

That's right, as a money-saving expert, a promotional activity expert, the number one target customer of the merchant's marketing plan, and even the rules of the Double 11 event can be fully understood, how can she admit that she lost in front of this small machine?

Speaking of which, the guy in front of her who "suffers" the most is the guy in front of her, she has been "losing money" since she met him, but she has never counted it.

Su Xiao held the doll in his arms with one hand, and grabbed Gu Yun's arm with the other, and then said happily, "This is just another gift you gave me, so I received two gifts today." Gu Yun, you did well today, but you can't be proud. ”

Gu Yun thought to himself, but I forgot to buy a gift and didn't give anything......

Well, next time you have a holiday, be sure to remember.

"Okay, then you can sleep with it at night, just think I'm holding you."

"I want to be beautiful to you, I still sleep with you in my arms, my mother knows that she has to beat me to death."

"I mean you imagine it."

"I think you're imagining, right? I'm telling you, even if you go to college...... That won't work either. ”

"When you went back last night, did your mother educate you?" Gu Laogou changed the topic and chuckled, "Bring me tea at night, Auntie is really bothered." ”

Su Xiao glared at Gu Yun, and raised his leg to kick him.

"What do you mean, do you think my mother has ruined your good deeds? Why don't you reflect on why my mother can't trust you so much? ”

"Then did I write the word bad guy on my face?"

"It's not a bad guy, it's a hooligan."

Gu Yun put his backhand around Su Xiao's neck, then hugged half of her body to his chest, and said, "Then I'll really show you the hooligan." ”

"Ahh Let go! ”

Su Xiao screamed softly, and then went to scratch the itchy flesh on Gu Yun's waist.

"Giggle."

Gu Yun didn't laugh, she laughed herself.

……

The time between the two of them is always very fast, and soon it is almost three o'clock.

Gu Yun sent Su Xiao to the bus, and Su Xiao sat by the window, shaking the arm of the puppy doll of the Wangwang team and saying goodbye to him.

Gu Yun waved his hand at Su Xiao, and waited for the bus to go far before he stopped a taxi.

Start the next ......

Gu Laogou, who realized that he didn't buy a gift, decided that since Su Xiao didn't buy it, then Lin Ruoyin didn't buy it either.

No reason, just for three things, fairness, fairness, or his fairness.

But first you have to take off the bracelet, this thing is prone to thunder.

After thinking about it, she put it in her back butt pocket again, because Lin Ruoyin sometimes held her hand and unconsciously put her hand into her trouser pocket.

In fact, it is not safe to put the back pants pocket, Gu Laogou remembered that a long, long time ago, he was born in a poor peasant family, and when he went far away, his mother would always sew a pocket on his underwear and put the money in that pocket, which was relatively safe.

After all, the thief didn't feel it when he cut his clothes with a knife, and when he drew his own file, a man would instinctively feel the crotch of his pants cold.

Of course, if Lin Ruoyin also wanted to dig it out in her panty pocket, then her consequences might be worse than that of a thief.

……

In the evening, candlelit dinner.

Lin Ruoyin's takeaway, a combination of Chinese and Western, steak, pizza, crayfish, fruit wine, red wine, wine, everything.

But the location was at her house.

Lin Ruoyin seems to like to eat with Gu Yun at home, and she doesn't like to go to the restaurant very much, according to her, the home is quiet and no one is watching.

Her world can sometimes accommodate a lot of people, such as the two large groups of thousands, with whom she can chat until late at night.

But sometimes, her world can't accommodate even a third person, such as when she is with Gu Yun.

Actually, it's all okay, the key is that Lin Ruoyin has some ...... tonight Particularly.

In fact, this is special, when Lin Ruoyin asked him to come up, he went to the supermarket downstairs to buy some craft candles, Gu Laogou flashed in his mind.

But then after knowing that Lin Ruoyin just wanted to try a candlelight dinner, he thought he was thinking too much.

However, after turning off the lights, Lin Ruoyin suddenly took out a bunny girl's head ring and put it on her head.

That's right, it's the kind with two long ears standing up, which can be seen in many low-budget films.

"Brother, am I cute?"

Lin Ruoyin "jumped" in front of Gu Yun with a smile, raised her two hands, stretched out two fingers each, and made a straight rabbit shape.

Gu Laogou didn't show it on his face, but he was thinking in his heart: Hey, there is still this good thing?

"Didn't buy it...... Suits? Gu Laogou asked tentatively.

"What suit?" Flashing with big eyes, Lin Ruoyin looked dazed.

"Rabbit ears...... Is it sold alone? "Gu Laogou tried his best to be serious and do academic discussions," I mean, it may be sold with the surrounding area. ”

"I don't understand what you're talking about, what's around?"

Lin Ruoyin became more and more pure, and her flickering eyes made it easy for people to think that this was a girl who didn't know anything about the world.

Gu Yun couldn't help but laugh, "No, you know. ”

"I don't understand, I don't understand anything, they're just kids!"

"But why do I think you know better than I do?"

"Smack!"

Lin Ruoyin unceremoniously slapped Gu Yun's arm, and immediately changed from a cute little white rabbit to a furious rogue rabbit.

"Brother, what do you think about all day long? This is a site event, how about the gift I drawn? ”

I didn't even buy it!

Gu Laogou was deeply disappointed.

I thought there was something good at night!

The current website is also, you draw a lottery, you want to draw a whole set, what's the matter if you don't go up or down?

"Don't wear it, lest you have evil thoughts." Lin Ruoyin said that she was about to take it off.

"No, it looks good on it, I like to look at it."

To be honest, against the backdrop of a candlelight, Lin Ruoyin wore rabbit ears, which not only added a cuteness, but also added a touch of charm, and the atmosphere of the Qixi Festival came out all of a sudden.

Lin Ruoyin reluctantly gave up the idea of taking it off, and then sat opposite Gu Yun.

But as soon as he sat down, he asked with great interest, "Brother, are you okay with this?" ”

"What do you mean it's okay?"

"Weren't you a good costume beauty before?"

"When will I say I'm a beauty in costume? Besides, what's wrong with me liking costume beauties, what's wrong with liking girls to wear rabbit ears, but cuteness and love are very good, why do you say it like I'm a pervert? ”

Gu Laogou expressed a strong protest.

Lin Ruoyin nodded violently, and then concluded, "So you are really good at these two?" ”

Gu Laogou couldn't help but laugh, "So what do you want to do?" ”

"I can show you!" Lin Ruoyin said with a serious face, "If you like it, I'll wear it for you now, okay?" Rabbit ears, costumes, I wear them together. ”

"Whatever, you can wear it if you like."

"Well, you have to promise me one condition."

Gu Laogou squinted at Lin Ruoyin, and after jumping by the candlelight, he saw a beautiful but ill-intentioned smiling face.

He had a hunch that this condition was not so normal, so he immediately said, "No, you can not wear it, in fact, I am not very good." ”

"You say it again? I even showed you rabbit ears, can't you satisfy me a little? ”

The rogue rabbit is possessed again.

Gu Laogou thought to himself, you just showed the rabbit ears, and you are not your little white rabbit, do you want to be so arrogant.

"Impossible, Lin Ruoyin, listen well, your brother and I have a temper and dignity, it's impossible to do whatever you want."

……

Ten minutes later, Lin Ruoyin wore a white costume and rabbit ears on her head, and happily returned to the table and sat down.

Gu Laogou came out of the bedroom with a black face and wearing frog pajamas that were green from head to toe.

"It's so cute, welcome to my frog prince."

Lin Ruoyin praised as she ran up and put the green cap with two frog eyes that Gu Yun had taken off and put it back on his head.

Gu Laogou continued to blackface.

I wondered how I could wipe this pajama off the earth.

"Brother, I think it's better for you to take the cute route."

Lin Ruoyin said, forked a piece of steak and handed it to Gu Yun's mouth, and said, "Ah." ”

Gu Laogou pushed away the fork and said, "I said, this style of stuff is really not suitable for me." ”

"But I like it, I don't like the way you always drag," Lin Ruoyin handed over the steak again very persistently, "Ah." ”

Gu Laogou looked like she couldn't feed and would never give up, so he had to eat the steak.

Lin Ruoyin was satisfied, she was charming under the rabbit's ears.

"Brother, in fact, my favorite is still you before, you are tanned, always take me to touch fish, catch shrimp, you accompany me whatever I want."

Stuffing a steak into her mouth, she said, "Now you, although you are very powerful, many people admire you, and I also admire you, but you are not fun at all." ”

"For example?"

"In the past, you would cooperate with me when I acted, but now you won't."

Lin Ruoyin said very casually, but the sparkle in her eyes seemed to be a little lost.

Gu Yun took a sip of red wine and said, "Who said that?" I didn't cooperate with you at the school gate, I don't want my old face, okay? Also, that day in Chen Fei'er's room, I played the appearance of a poor boy in the countryside who was helpless after seeing his sister being bullied, which was not enough essence? ”

"Huh!" Lin Ruoyin laughed, "But your acting skills are superficial, and you don't care at all." ”

"I'm missing you." Gu Yun raised his wine glass, touched it with Lin Ruoyin, took a sip, and said, "It's just that we have all grown up." Lin Ruoyin, just like in the past, we had to drink secretly, but now we can be open, this is the difference. ”