Chapter 306: Why Does Your Knee Hurt?

Li Mengyao pushed open the door heavily, attracting the attention of all the teachers and students in the audience.

In fact, if she stopped at this point, just to express the anger of being forgotten, and then took her people to find a seat to sit down, it would be nothing, at best a small episode of the opening ceremony.

But Gu Laogou will be very disappointed.

Li Mengyao did not disappoint Gu Laogou either.

She doesn't want vignettes, she wants to put out flowers, and then bloom, so that the new students and teachers of the whole college can see the vigorous vitality of the ancient literature class.

"I'm sorry, teacher, is this the opening ceremony?" Looking at the dean on the stage, she asked deliberately loudly.

This question made the banner above the stage that read "Kyoto University Faculty of Humanities Opening Ceremony 2021" a little embarrassing, and also made the dean comrade and all the teachers present frown.

Knowingly asking is a very common quarrel in daily life, such as a shrew rushing to someone's house, and then pointing to a man and asking, "You are Wang Lao Liu?" ”

As soon as the neighbors heard it, they knew that it was time to put down their rice bowls and bring melon seeds to watch the battle.

What's more, Li Mengyao also added the word "this", which can be heard by everyone who understands, between "I'm sorry, teacher" and "I'm sorry, this teacher", the tone has strengthened by at least three levels, and there has been a qualitative change in mood.

It is equivalent to "You are the sixth king?" ", became "You are the eggless Wang Lao Liu?" ”。

Comrade Dean was a little stunned at this moment, and he didn't know where this classmate was sacred, so strong.

But after all, he is an elder in a high position, and he still has the necessary demeanor, and the president has to smile when he is thrown leather shoes.

"That's right, this is the opening ceremony, classmate, you're late." The dean smiled kindly and said.

Li Mengyao wanted this sentence, and immediately switched from questioning to an aggrieved tone, and switched very naturally.

Say, "Teacher, we're not late. ”

It's a good suspense to say it's not late when it's late, and it's easy for others to have the desire to listen to it.

Li Mengyao stopped the scene with this alone, but she was not in a hurry to solve the mystery, but took two "subordinates" and walked forward from the middle aisle unhurriedly.

The students on both sides immediately fell silent, saluted, and looked carefully at them sitting, but if they didn't look carefully, they could also make up that they were kneeling, anyway, they were half a cut shorter than Miss Li of 172 - this scene was a bit like the queen ascending the throne, and the hundred officials knelt to greet them.

Anyway, the momentum was pinched by her.

Gu Laogou even remembered the scene when he took the forbidden army and passed through the hundred officials to the palace in front of the holy car.

He now believes that Li Mengyao will definitely make all the freshmen, including the teachers of the college, remember their class for a long time to come.

Gu Laogou didn't mind that the teachers and students in the school remembered his class, but he minded that the teachers and students in the school remembered him.

So he became more and more low-key, began to look down at the vamp of his shoes, and tried his best to play the role of a good little minion, preferably the kind whose name is not visible in the cast at the end of the film, so as not to be discovered by more people and have evil thoughts about getting themselves.

It's hard to be a man, and it's even harder to be a man with a full score of charm, how many people can understand?

Li Mengyao completed the control of the field well, and after getting closer to the dean, she finally said, "Teacher, we are late because no one informed us!" So we are a little worried, and we would like to ask, are we regular students of Kyoto University in the class of 2021, and will we get a diploma from Kyoto University in the future? ”

This question is very ingenious, from the perspective of a freshman, it makes a reason why the teacher is so excited to question, and it is difficult for you to tell whether the child is deliberately trying to find fault or really have this kind of worry.

After all, such a clean and beautiful girl with a pure light in her eyes, what bad intentions can she have?

Gu Laogou found that Li Mengyao was very good at using her advantages, such as the innocent appearance she was putting on now, it was difficult for people to think that she was actually deliberately here to find fault.

was thinking like this, but suddenly Li Mengyao grabbed his arm, and then pushed him forward.

Gu Laogou frowned, feeling that something was wrong.

At this time, I heard Li Mengyao say, "Actually, we are fine, but this classmate Gu Yun is the top student in the college entrance examination in Binhai City this year." He has received offers from at least a dozen top universities at home and abroad, but because of his yearning for the Department of Ancient Literature of Beijing University, he resolutely came here. But now, he didn't even have the qualifications to attend the opening ceremony, so he was sad! ”

“……”

Gu Laogou stared at Li Mengyao with wide eyes, this girl was still a little proud on her face, so she wanted to go up and take a bite on her pink face, and then let her call her father.

He wasn't sad just now, but now he's a little sad.

How can it be so difficult to keep a low profile?

At this time, it is good for you to communicate at the leadership level, is it necessary to introduce a grassroots mass so ceremoniously?

But now it was useless to say anything, and more than a thousand pairs of eyes suddenly glanced at him, focusing on him, the new champion.

Don't look at Beijing University, it is a top university in China, but there are not many top students in the college entrance examination every year.

The reason is very simple, every year there are more than ten sets of papers in the national college entrance examination, and there are only about a dozen champions in the college entrance examination, and these people have more choices than before, so not everyone may want to come to Beijing University.

Everyone here is a top student, and when you see a top student who is more awesome than yourself, you naturally want to admire it.

This is only one aspect, on the other hand, a top student in the college entrance examination can obviously choose the most popular major at Beijing University, but he has to choose an unpopular major like ancient literature, which is difficult to find for a job, which makes it difficult for everyone to understand.

So now everyone is not impressed with Gu Yun, many people remember his name at once, and some people even remember that he looks good and has a great figure.

Gu Yun, a super scholar with good looks and figure, this understanding began to take shape in the minds of many people.

Gu Laogou finally showed up, this was the first time his name was known, but obviously it couldn't be the last.

In other words, when Comrade Dean heard that these three people were from the Department of Ancient Literature, he guessed the reason at that time.

There are only a few new students in the Department of Ancient Literature every year, so the counselor is also the counselor of other large classes, and it must be that careless counselor who forgot to inform him.

Today's children are really not as good as before, and as soon as they are angry, they can't help but run to ask for an explanation.

Thinking of this, the dean smiled and said, "This classmate, as the dean, I want to apologize to you first, this is indeed a mistake in our work. Although there are few people in your ancient literature class, you can rest assured, you must be students of our Beijing University, and I can personally guarantee you, if you don't get a certificate from Beijing University in the future, you will come to me. ”

In the end, it was the dean who used grace and humor to resolve the embarrassment and cause laughter.

At this point, Li Mengyao has also achieved her goal.

She not only successfully saved the dignity of the class, but also let everyone know about the ancient literature class, and even emphasized that there was a top student in the college entrance examination in this class, breaking the stereotype that the ancient literature class was generally made up of "scumbags" who could not apply for the popular majors of Beijing University.

Li Mengyao thinks that this is a very long-faced thing.

Soon her eyes flashed with admiration and gratitude, and she said to the dean, "Okay, thank you, teacher, I'm sorry to disturb you." ”

Even, she bowed to the dean very politely, and she was a simple and beautiful girl.

Switch freely, the acting skills are first-class, both sprinkled and make you unreasonable, a series of operations are simply smooth, and Gu Laogou is frightened.

Don't you look like a good person?

If she joins the Shura Field luxury package, her combat power will be at least as good as five Su Xiao, ten Cheng Weiyun, and no matter how stable the car is, she can overturn it with her bare hands.

And according to her temper, if she finds out that she is scumbag one day, her first reaction may not be to cut the dog's head with a firewood knife, but to coax the scumbag to sleep first, and then use scissors to outwit the dog's head, after all, this method is more accurate and efficient, and the probability of missing is very small, which is in line with her fighting philosophy.

Gu Laogou is now 100% firm in her idea not to provoke Li Mengyao, even if her C cup is very energetic and very good at calling her father.

……

The opening ceremony lasted until half past eleven, and at noon, Li Mengyao happily said that the whole class would go to have a meal together to celebrate the official establishment of the off-duty organization.

Gu Laogou refused very shamelessly, because it happened that Lin Ruoyin was also attending the opening ceremony in the auditorium of the next building, so he naturally wanted to go to Lin Ruoyin to suppress the shock.

Li Mengyao has always understood why Gu Yun seems to be always working against herself, isn't she beautiful and cute?

Even, for the sake of the overall situation of class unity, he has put aside the hatred of calling him "Dad" for the time being, what else does he want?

……

The canteen of Beijing University is also good, there are many colors and prices, but I didn't see the legendary dark dishes such as fried watermelon skin, Lin Ruoyin was a little disappointed.

The two walked around, and finally made two vegetables and one meat on the dinner plate, and then added more rice.

Lin Ruoyin wore a pair of jeans with torn knees today, and as soon as she sat down, her smooth and white knees were exposed.

"Brother, do these pants look good?" Lin Ruoyin asked while wiping chopsticks with a tissue.

"It's not a question of whether it's good-looking or not," Gu Laogou took the chopsticks handed over by Lin Ruoyin and said, "Why do you have to break a few holes?" ”

"That's how it's designed, it's a style." Lin Ruoyin said dissatisfiedly, "Brother, why do you have to reject it? You look a lot like a middle-aged person. ”

Gu Laogou ate a mouthful of stewed spinach, thought about it, and said, "Then I'll say it from the perspective of young people, I think this kind of pants is sometimes inconvenient." ”

"What's wrong?" Lin Ruoyin frowned, "I think it's very convenient." ”

"If you hurt your knee one day, it's not so convenient."

"But why does my knee hurt?" Lin Ruoyin blinked her clear eyes and looked at Gu Yun puzzled.

Gu Laogou added a piece of grunt meat to Lin Ruoyin, and said lightly, "We are all young people, it's hard to say." ”

"Young man?"

Lin Ruoyin said incomprehensible, what does this have to do with not being young?

But when she was halfway through the meat, she suddenly raised her head and looked at Gu Yun with a shocked expression.

She finally knew what Gu Yun was talking about, after all, as a god of online literature, she had knowledge reserves in this area.

But she didn't expect that this old scumbag would be able to throw out this kind of topic so lightly now.

Gu Laogou gentleman met Lin Ruoyin's gaze frankly, he thought that it was not too much to talk about this kind of topic now.

After all, he has that right.

And he does think so, and there is no need to shy away from it.

Lin Ruoyin glared at Gu Yun, then stepped on Gu Yun's feet, revealing a few white teeth, like an angry rabbit.

But it's lovely.

"You're thinking too much, scumbag."

"Didn't think much of it." Gu Yun calmly shrunk both feet under his stool, and then continued, "If in ancient times, twenty-eight years old was the prime age for marriage and childbirth, and those like us who were nineteen years old were already relatively old. Thinking about this at this age is a normal physiological behavior. ”

"That's ancient times, why don't you say that in ancient times, twenty years old was considered an adult?"

"Adulthood and reproduction are two different concepts. Twenty weak crowns, thirty and standing, forty not confused, talking about the mental state of people, which does not refer to the physical state. Of course, I don't have to, because your right to refuse must be respected. But as the other side of the relationship, I also have the right to maintain some kind of deeper desire for you. ”

Lin Ruoyin frowned and thought for a while, and then said, "That's right, so you're trying to convince me in a reasonable way now?" ”

"Say (sleep) clothes." Gu Laogou corrected Lin Ruoyin's pronunciation.

"Persuasion," Lin Ruoyin insisted on her pronunciation, "according to the latest edition of the Chinese dictionary, it can now be read like this." ”

"Okay," Gu Laogou nodded, "Actually, I didn't want to convince you, after all, having this idea doesn't mean that I have to implement it." It just means, you can make me have this idea, that's all. ”

Lin Ruoyin snorted, a hint of autumn water between her eyebrows, she could still accept the fact that the boy she liked had ill intentions towards her.

"Eat more, less fallacies, I'm not so easy to deceive."

Dialing some of the extra rice in the bowl onto the plate, Lin Ruoyin pushed the plate towards Gu Yun.

Gu Laogou felt that Lin Ruoyin was very good-looking at this time, she looked casual, but she still couldn't hide the girlish crimson on her face, and her eyes unintentionally revealed pure charm.

That's the scenery that only a girl of this age can have.

Gu Laogou looked forward to the day when Lin Ruoyin was embarrassed to wear these pants.

Then I thought of Su Xiao again.

Eating the meal on the plate, his mind drifted outside the plate.

Well, go back to Su Xiao and talk about this topic to see how she reacts.

The palms and backs of his hands are full of meat, and Gu Laogou feels that in this matter, a bowl of water must be leveled.