Gu Yun didn't have any expression after listening to it, but he naturally knew what the problem was.

Lu Yiming's old routine can be seen by a girl now. It's not that it's completely useless, if the girl likes him, or at least has a liking for it, she will most likely agree to eat together. And on the other hand, unless it is green tea looking for a spare tire, most girls will refuse.

So this trick is just a kind of throwing stones to ask for directions, which can identify whether the girl has feelings for herself.

However, it has a side effect, that is, before the preliminary preparation is not done enough, and the girl does not form a feeling, if you rashly use this trick, it is easy to expose your ambition and arouse the girl's defensive psychology, which is equivalent to sending you an invisible good person card first, and it will be even more difficult for you to ask her again.

Lu Yiming must have not handled it well in the early stage, and the girl named Rem didn't feel for him yet, so the refusal was also smooth.

However, if you know it, Gu Laogou doesn't plan to tell Lu Yiming.

Gu Yun has little interest in being someone else's life coach, especially in chasing girls, thinking that this kind of routine-based thing may be able to exchange for physical pleasure for a short time, but it may not really bring a soul mate.

Unless it really seems that he can't find a girlfriend, such as Wang Hao, Gu Yun will be extra kind to give him some guidance, but now he also feels that it is unnecessary, after all, people who really can't teach can't learn no matter how they teach, so he can only rely on himself to summarize from his failures.

And like Lu Yiming, who is good-looking, has money in his family, and can speak well, it is clear that he will not lack a girlfriend in the future, but he is now obsessed with finding a girlfriend in the whole bedroom, and he is too obsessed with chasing the girl in a short period of time, so he made the mistake that boys often make.

just couldn't stand Lu Yiming's repeated questions, so he had to say casually, "If you can't make an appointment, it means that she doesn't want to eat with you yet." Then don't make an appointment for now, let's talk about it later. ”

"You mean, I'm in too much of a hurry?"

"Yes."

"How many days are there?"

"That's it...... She'll take the initiative to talk to you that day. ”

"You mean, the signal that you can ask her out is that she starts talking to me?"

"Yes."

Lu Yiming nodded with enlightenment, "Third child, sharp!" I see, it's me who is in a hurry! ”

Gu Laogou thought that he was just talking a few nonsense, and he really didn't understand where he was sharp, so he glanced at Lu Yiming inexplicably.

But in Lu Yiming's eyes, it was clear that he had the true inheritance of the love saint.

This phenomenon is interesting.

Sometimes a person in a higher position, or an authority in a certain field, even if he says a word of nonsense, will be regarded as a wise saying by many people.

For example, Zhang Ailing said that love that does not love will never become bad, so we flirt, we are ambiguous, but never love each other.

This was originally just a very normal sentence in her works, but it was taken as a guideline by many people, as if as long as this sentence was moved, there was a lofty explanation for finding a spare tire, the reason was that Zhang Ailing said so.

But no one thinks about it, Zhang Ailing fell in love and got married later, how can this be counted?

Another example is the various cloud and teng sayings that flood social platforms...... If this trend continues, Gu Yun will say that it will not be good in the future.

Gu Laogou has said a lot, such as "It is the girlfriend's right to let a man cook for a woman", but how many times have you seen him cook?

For example, "The love I want is pure and the only one for each other", but it is true that when you see him "pure", it is easy to be spitted on.

Another example is "I am the most reasonable", "I want to fight civilly, not martial" and so on, at first glance you really think he is a polite and civilized person, but in fact......

Lu Yiming left quickly, in fact, he had already finished taking a shower, and he came to Gu Yun to ask about this.

Then Ye Fan came.

"Brother Gu, I have a question for you."

"Tell me about it."

"There's a girl in the next class who is very beautiful, she seems to be from an ethnic minority, I want to chase her, can you give me an idea?"

“.…..”

"Her name is Rem."

“.…...”

"Brother Gu, why don't you speak?"

Gu Laogou sighed and said, "I'm a little tired today, let's talk about it later." ”

Picking up the basin, Gu Laogou hurriedly withdrew.

But I thought, this Rem is really that good-looking?

……

Wednesday, half-past six.

According to the agreement, Gu Laogou came to the school gate to meet all the members of the Vegetarian Lovers Association, and prepared to go to the vegetarian restaurant together to "visit".

In the distance, he saw five people gathered at the gate, and thought to himself that this was "all the members", which was even more shabby than he imagined.

This is, the girl who was in charge of setting up the stall last time also saw him and hurriedly waved to him.

"Senior Brother Gu, here."

Gu Yun knew that the girl's name was Zhou Xiaoke, a sophomore, and she mentioned it later when she talked on the phone.

"Hello Senior Sister Zhou." Gu Yun said hello to her.

"Brother Gu is good." Zhou Xiaoke said hello back, and then pointed to a tall and thin man who looked like a hemp rod next to him and said, "This is our current president, Senior Ma Taotao." The senior is a senior this year, and he is busy with schoolwork, but he has been working hard for the sake of our vegetarian association. ”

When Zhou Xiaoke mentioned the word "hard work", he couldn't help but clench his fists, which was also a little cute.

Ma Taotao looked very quiet, with a pair of glasses on the bridge of his nose, and after nodding at Gu Yun, he said, "Welcome, classmate Gu Yun!" I've heard your name for a long time, and it's a great honor for you to come to our Association of Vegetarian Lovers. ”

Ma Taotao speaks with a clear look, always accented, and seems very serious.

Gu Yun smiled, "Where, the president is polite." ”

Ma Taotao pushed the glasses on the bridge of his nose and said sincerely, "I mean really." I've heard that you also do vegetarian food, which is very important to us. You also see ......"

After a pause, Ma Taotao said with some embarrassment, "We only have nine members now, and there are still three things to do today...... It's because we usually have few activities to do, and to put it bluntly, it's a vegetarian diet, which everyone finds boring. If you can teach everyone to make vegetarian food, and then promote it, then our club activities will be much richer, and I believe that more and more people will join us! ”

Gu Yun saw that Ma Taotao was very serious, and even a little excited, and couldn't help but glance at him.

This shows that he still has a belief in vegetarianism, no matter how unpopular the club is, as long as he has faith, it is possible to do well.

So he said, "I'll do my best and try to develop more vegetarian food." ”

Ma Taotao smiled, "If you develop it, I will be the first to taste it." I've been a vegetarian for four years now. ”

A fat boy next to him also immediately smiled and said, "I have also been a vegetarian for two years, and now I have lost more than 30 pounds." ”

Gu Yun glanced at his belly, which was comparable to that of a seven-month-old woman, and thought to himself, what would it be like before you lost it?

In a relaxed atmosphere, everyone introduced each other.

The fat man's name is Niu Wei, and there is also a slightly chubby girl named Huang Meimei, and a small boy named Lin Shuang, it is said that these people have been vegetarians for a while, and it can be seen that they are indeed interested in vegetarian food.

After the introduction, everyone was about to leave for the vegetarian baby restaurant, but they heard someone shouting at this side, "Wait for me." ”

Gu Yun looked at it and couldn't help but be slightly stunned.

Li Mengyao?

Why did this come too?

After Li Mengyao ran over, she couldn't help but be stunned when she saw Gu Yun.

Then he asked, "Why are you here too?" ”

Gu Laogou shrugged, "It's normal for me to come here for dinner in our vegetarian enthusiasts' association." It's you, what are you doing? ”

Li Mengyao was very unhappy with Gu Yun's attitude, as if she was here to eat.

"I'm also a member, okay, I just joined the club yesterday." Li Mengyao said angrily, "What, I still have to report to you?" ”

Gu Laogou frowned, thinking to himself, how could it be so coincidental, this woman also reported such an unpopular club? It's not going to be chasing you, is it?

At this time, Zhou Xiaoke said, "Senior Sister Mengyao, didn't you say that you won't come today because of something?" ”

Li Mengyao glanced at Gu Yun, and then said, "Originally, I was going to rehearse, but someone told me that I wanted to participate in club activities, and if I didn't come, I would have time again." ”

Zhou Xiaoke smiled, "That's good, now we'll all be neat." By the way, did you two know each other before? You don't have to introduce each other, do you? ”

Li Mengyao snorted, "I know, I know everything when I turn into ashes." ”

President Zhou Taotao saw that the two people didn't seem to deal with each other, so he hurriedly played a round and said, "That's good, let's go." ”

The school is not far from the vegetarian baby restaurant, so you can walk there.

The team walked in front, and Gu Yun and Li Mengyao lagged behind.

Li Mengyao was still angry, and asked Gu Yun, "I thought it was a big event, just to have a meal, you won't go to rehearsal?" I ask you, which is more important, club or class? ”

Gu Laogou asked rhetorically, "Aren't you here too?" ”

"Nonsense, if you don't go to rehearsals, can't I just come? Or can I come? ”

"You don't have faith, you don't fit to stay here!" Gu Laogou criticized seriously.

"What?" Li Mengyao clenched her fists, "You tell me in detail, I'll give you a minute to explain your point of view." ”

If you can't explain it well, don't blame me for being too rough with the tiger and crane double form!

Gu Laogou glanced at her little pink fist calmly and disdainfully, and there was no wave in his heart and he felt a little ridiculous...... It's kind of cute too.

Then he pointed to the backs of the front and said, "Look at these people, how happy and happy they are to see our two new members joining." They have a belief in vegetarianism, and they really want to make the community a good one, unlike you, who take it as a pastime. What is the nature of this? People are sincere, if you want to come, you don't want to come, just leave people aside, and say that you are a bit of a scumbag. ”

"What am I so ......" Li Mengyao's eyes widened after hearing this, her little face was flushed, and she gritted her teeth and said, "Who is a scumbag?" Gu Yun, you scumbag, are you embarrassed to talk about me? You have a few girlfriends yourself, don't think I don't know! A Su Xiao, a Cheng Weiyun, and a Lin Ruoyin, are you embarrassed to mention the word 'scum' to me? ”

"Except for Lin Ruoyin, do you see me with Cheng Weiyun and Su Xiao?" Gu Laogou asked calmly, "Besides, since you think I'm such a scumbag, why don't you come to a club with me?" Then I want to ask the old question, you won't like me, will you? ”

Li Mengyao finally couldn't bear it anymore, grabbed Gu Yun's collar, and said coldly, "First, I, Li Mengyao, won't like you even if I jump from the roof of the dormitory." Second, I'm here purely for ...... Coincidentally, I also like vegetarian food, do you understand? If you give me crooked twitter, I'll beat you so much that you can't take care of yourself, believe it or not? ”

"It's quite serious to not be able to take care of yourself during sex."

"Sex...... Ah, I'm going crazy! ”

Li Mengyao didn't say a word, she lifted a punch and punched Gu Yun in the stomach, Gu Laogou was naturally prepared, and her body flashed and avoided this punch.

Li Mengyao shouted, "You stop me, if I don't beat you all over the ground today, I won't be surnamed Li!" ”

Gu Laogou looked at her with a horizontal sword, the whole barbaric girlfriend, thinking to himself that such a fierce woman, if she joined the Shura Field, it would be an explosive existence.

So, thirty-six plans to go up.

Gu Laogou ran in front, and Li Mengyao chased behind.

Li Mengyao was carrying a backpack and wearing a skirt, but she always had some scruples, afraid that her skirt would fly up and go away if she ran fast, so she couldn't run too fast.

Gu Laogou ran leisurely and didn't run far, deliberately always keeping a distance of about two meters from her, so that she seemed to be about to catch up, but she couldn't reach it.

The cat and mouse game was done for a long time, and finally with the intervention of other members of the vegetarian club, Li Mengyao gave up unwillingly.

Arrived at the vegetarian baby vegetarian restaurant.

The owner of the restaurant is obviously very familiar with the people of the vegetarian association, and when he saw them, he immediately came up to greet them warmly, after all, this place is also known as the association's "practice base", and I am afraid that I usually come to eat.

Although the vegetarian baby restaurant is only a cheap buffet restaurant of 39 yuan, but the decoration is quite stylish, the boss is also good, introducing himself as a vegetarian lover, in order to promote vegetarian food, only opened this restaurant.

It's just that the business of this restaurant is not very good, after all, there are still relatively few vegetarians in the student group, and even if someone occasionally comes to eat, it is just a freshness.

The boss led everyone to a relatively large round table, and everyone was about to sit down, but they heard Li Mengyao say, "Didn't you say that Gu Yun would make vegetarian food?" Why don't you show your hand today? ”

As soon as she said this, Ma Taotao, Zhou Xiaoke and others all looked at Gu Yun expectantly.

In fact, they also wanted to see it, but they were embarrassed to mention it when they first came, and since Li Mengyao proposed it, they hurriedly pushed the boat down the river.

Zhou Xiaoke said, "Senior Brother Gu Yun, if you want to do it, you can do it here, the boss and we are good friends." You see, let's do it after eating, or ......"

The boss also smiled when he heard this, "Yo, this classmate can also make vegetarian food, that's okay, the kitchen is complete." ”

Li Mengyao answered, "I guess he might make stir-fried vegetables, which is also called vegetarian." ”

"Huh." The boss smiled again, "Actually, vegetarian food in a broad sense also includes fried vegetables, just vegetarian." It's just that when we talk about vegetarianism, we generally mean that we can make vegetarian dishes into the style and taste of meat dishes, which is a test of kung fu. ”

Li Mengyao glanced at Gu Yun again and asked, "Did you hear it, will you?" ”

Gu Laogou nodded and smiled slightly, "Then, I'll be ugly." ”