Chapter 341: Extremely insulting
Gu Laogou, who was not too happy, got out of the car, put his hands in the pockets of his jeans, and walked towards Su Xiao's bedroom building unhurriedly.
Halfway through, the eldest sister in their bedroom, Qi Nan, sent a WeChat message.
"Come on, someone is downstairs to confess to Su Xiao, and Su Xiao doesn't dare to go out."
Gu Laogou saw WeChat, and then he understood why Su Xiao said that it was a little late.
It's not a man with a horse on his head, it's a man with a horse on his head who is driving towards him.
This little girl is timid, probably afraid that she will fight with that man, so she doesn't want to let herself pass.
In other words, it's quite worrying that your girlfriend is too good-looking.
Lin Ruoyin was teased for a while, and Su Xiao was confessed for a while, this day.
Thinking about it, the most worry-free thing is Cheng Mutou, first, she basically doesn't go out except for playing and recording programs, and ordinary people can't reach it, and second, even if someone beats her idea, she doesn't have to take action herself, she can talk about that person with internal injuries in three sentences.
Having said that, Su Xiao was afraid that he would fight, so he was completely overly worried, wasn't he?
How can a person who is so reasonable himself fight with someone for no reason?
It's only been a few days since school started, and the man can't wait to confess to Su Xiao, which shows that he has a good vision.
That is, he was a little reckless, and he didn't ask who the grassland behind Su Xiao was, and he couldn't tolerate him running wild.
Gu Laogou replied to Qi Nan, "I'm here." ”
Then he was not in a hurry, and walked to Su Xiao's bedroom in a leisurely manner.
Walking downstairs, he saw a very imposing confession scene.
There were two people, holding a banner, and there were a few words on the banner, which read, "Su Xiao, I have something to say to you."
Then there was a large bouquet of roses in front of the banner, and around the roses, a large circle of colorful balloons.
By the way, the point is that next to the balloon, a Mercedes-Benz car was parked, which looks like it should be a new model just released last year, with a market price of about 700,000 yuan.
Is this going to be smashed with money?
In addition to these, there was also a young man with long hair, fine wavy hair, dressed in black, wearing sunglasses, holding a guitar, playing and singing to the dormitory building.
It's not singing, it's just playing and roaring.
"Girl, are you pretty? Pretty, girl! ”
"Girl, you are so beautiful!"
"My girl, my tongue is delicious, let you taste it......"
Gu Laogou was shocked at that time.
Is there still someone singing such a retro song?
Gu Yun has heard this song, a long time ago there was a very important rock singer in the Chinese music scene sang, people who like it like it very much, some people say that this is a thought-provoking cry, and some people even say that with such a shout, the country can stay young forever.
How to say it, Gu Laogou is not unacceptable to this form of expression, but he always feels that it is okay for people to shout on the stage, but the young man uses it to shout here, which does not belong to the category of music.
This falls within the scope of the Criminal Code, at least under the Public Security Administration Regulations.
No wonder Su Xiao was so frightened that he didn't dare to come down.
Gu Laogou was a little unhappy when he saw this, but he didn't get angry, after all, young people, especially those who play rock and roll, it's normal to do something that ordinary people can't understand, and he has played similar things before.
But the next scene made him completely blackface.
I saw that there was a person with a mobile phone next to the long wave man who was shooting, and reminded softly while shooting, "Brother Chang, don't look at the camera, be natural." ”
Good guys, is this a short video?
Gu Yun knew what this thing was doing when he thought about it.
If this wave of confession can be successful, it is good to pick up a big beauty for nothing, but presumably this product also knows that he can't make it, but if he can't make it, he won't lose, at least he can rub a heat and attract attention.
It is said that now because of the scandal between himself and Cheng Weiyun, Su Xiao also has a certain popularity on the Internet, as long as Su Xiao can be filmed in this video, then they can happily take the title.
For example, "Cheng Weiyun's rival is suspected of having a new relationship, and her new boyfriend is suspected of being a rock singer" and the like, plus the song he sings is also easy to cause controversy, so it is very likely that this video will become popular.
However, it doesn't matter whether the video can be popular in the end, the important thing is that Gu Laogou is really popular now.
Using Su Xiao as a prop person, and still want to rub Su Xiao's popularity, is this still necessary?
No matter how he rubs it, in Gu Laogou's eyes, he is the only one in this world who can rub Su Xiao, except for him, who dares to rub it, he will play with whomever he wants.
As soon as he thought of this, Gu Laogou's fingers trembled slightly.
It's the habit that your hands have built up over the years – and whenever you think it's time to break your ribs, you're always excited.
However, after thinking about it, Gu Laogou still dispelled this idea.
After all, this is not self-defense, and if you break off their ribs, you may still have to go in, and you can't scratch it.
It seemed that they had just begun to confess, so he thought about it for a while and made a phone call.
Ms. Christina, the proprietress of the Sichuan restaurant, received a magical phone call, and the request on the other end of the phone was a bit special, but she agreed without thinking about it.
Because the person who called was the legendary Gu Banxian.
The boss has said that this Mr. Gu never plays cards according to common sense, so no matter what he says, everyone only needs to uphold one principle, that is, listen to it, believe it, and then help if you can, not afraid of losses.
As the right-hand man of the organization, the proprietress certainly does not dare to slack off.
So she immediately set to work.
After calling the proprietress, Gu Laogou sent a WeChat message to Qi Nan again.
"Sister Nan, I'm downstairs, I found that this product is clearly consuming Su Xiao, can you bear this?"
With a sound of Sister Nan, Qi Nan was set up very high.
As soon as Qi Nan saw it, he was immediately activated in the "Social Sister Nan" mode.
"How do you call consumption, you can make it clear?"
"This grandson is filming a short video here, isn't it clear that he wants to use the arrangement of Su Xiao to fight for popularity? I don't think Su Xiao can get down, tomorrow they will definitely upload this video, the title will say 'Su Xiao is suspected of being in love with a rock singer, the other party boldly confesses' or something, do you say that Su Xiao has an affair with this kind of goods, isn't it disgusting? ”
Qi Nan, who was accompanying Su Xiao in the bedroom, saw that he was violent at that time, and he turned around with a voice.
"! That's true! You wait, I'll come down right away and see if I don't call him a dog!" ”
"Don't ask Su Xiao to come down, if they are photographed, it will be even more pretextive."
"Okay, I've got it!"
Gu Laogou immediately added another one, "Can you come down in another ten minutes?" ”
"Why wait?" Qi Nan is annoyed that he failed to fulfill his duties as the head of the eldest sister, and he urgently needs to save face, and he can't wait for a moment.
"No, I've got some good helpers for you, and they'll be there shortly."
"No need, I'll do it myself!"
"Sister Nan, don't think about it, they're just here to add to the atmosphere, and they're almost there."
Qi Nan thought about it, and finally reluctantly agreed, so he replied, "That's okay, I'll come down in ten minutes." ”
Downstairs, the long-haired man continued to roar, this kind of scene can always easily attract onlookers, and the scene is soon full of people.
Some took pictures, some laughed, some students thought it was romantic, and some students thought it was pure waves, and there were bubbles in their brains.
At this moment, I saw five or six sturdy women rushing in.
The proprietress Christina personally led the team, followed by five waitresses in her restaurant.
In fact, she has seven waitresses, but there are two that are not spicy enough, so she doesn't have to bring them.
Either you don't come, as long as you can come, you must be able to fight and be able to fill the scene effect.
What effect?
Taunt effect!
Of course, when the atmosphere is up, you can also abuse!
Before she came, she said that whoever scolds well will double the bonus this month!
In order to set an example for her subordinates, Ms. Christina, who had always been elegant, took the lead and walked straight up to the long-haired man.
First, there was a sneer, followed by a disdainful white eye, and after a set of second-in-a-row skills, a continuous voice flat A output began.
"Yo, who, who is this, so shameless?"
"What kind of thing is singing, can you listen to it? Do people pay attention to you, and you sing? ”
"Girl, you're not beautiful, why don't you ask yourself first, what do you look like?"
"This face looks like it has been blown up, did people get too close to popcorn when you were a child, and even your brain and face were blown up? Don't worry, reminisce about memories? ”
The long-haired man was stunned and glanced at the proprietress for a moment, but miraculously, he chose to ignore it.
Keep singing.
Good guys, I'm working hard for traffic.
The proprietress is not in a hurry, don't we have a lot of sisters who haven't played?
Sure enough, without waiting for her to make a look, her clerks came up.
Talking nonsense, you and I say a word, and the solo mode was immediately changed to the group mockery mode.
"Yo, if you don't speak, are you still cool? The toad is also a toad, and it can still grow wings and fly into the sky? ”
"My mother has seen a lot of men, but I haven't seen you so shameless. Ah yes, you don't have a face, do you? But anyone with a little face can do this? ”
"Heh, do you see, he's still wearing sunglasses? Quickly take off your sunglasses as a mirror, and see what kind of color you are, do you deserve it, and you will confess to others? ”
"Can he take off his sunglasses? That face that looks like a landmine has been blown up, but it's not all covered by sunglasses, and if we take it off, we'll all have to be scared back three miles, do you believe it? ”
I have to say that the taunting skills of these waiters are all at full level.
Don't ask why, when Christina recruited people, she only recruited people who could accompany her to relieve her boredom, after all, she didn't expect to make money by opening this restaurant.
This series of ridicule naturally caused the audience to burst into laughter, and some people even cheered.
No matter how strong the long-haired man's psychological quality was, he couldn't bear it, so he had to stop singing, looked at the boss lady and said angrily, "Who are you, it's your business?" ”
But as soon as the words fell, I saw a tall and thin girl rushing in.
The eldest sister Da Qi Nan finally came on the field.
"It's my business, right? Su Xiao is my roommate, she said that she just met you in the cafeteria, you frantically asked her for a WeChat ID, she said that she didn't give anything, and in the end she was directly scared away by you, and she didn't eat, right? ”
"I ......"
"What are you? Are you mentally ill? If you have a question, go to the hospital, what song are you singing here? If you sing in a mental hospital, you might be able to find a patient who will play your erhu. ”
"You're ......"
"You're still scolding me? Do you still have the face to scold me? It's good that I didn't call the police! Yo, how much does it cost to rent a broken car for a day? You are embarrassed to show off your assets, do you know who Su Xiao's boyfriend is, so you will show off your wealth? Don't do it yourself, you don't deserve to lick his toes. ”
……
The addition of Qi Nan directly pushed the atmosphere of the scene to a climax.
Of course, she is not alone, there are Zhao Wen and Wang Hao who sleep with her by her side, only Su Xiao was stopped in the bedroom by them and did not come out.
So now, the situation of the siege of the nine women has been directly formed, and you can imagine how spectacular the scene is.
When Christina saw that the atmosphere was up, she immediately made a look, so the five waitresses rushed towards the one who took the video and directly began to grab the mobile phone.
"What are you shooting, do you want to be embarrassed?"
"You want fire, don't you? Okay, old lady let you be on fire! ”
Although the person who shot the video was a man, after all, his fists were invincible for ten hands, and soon the mobile phone was snatched away, and he fell to the ground fiercely, not to mention that even the memory card was taken out and broken.
This thing originally wanted to be fierce, but before he could exert his power, two red marks were scratched out of his face, which was called a profound, and he was honest at that time.
These women comrades are really not vegetarians!
The other two banner-bearers didn't look right, and slipped away without saying a word.
They are also smart people, and they know that if this fights, they will definitely not be opponents.
Don't say anything else, let's just say that the face-scratching magic of those old ladies, one finger is a blood stain, and five people are fifty fingers, who is not afraid?
Besides, why are they at war with a bunch of old ladies? The one who pulls the banner also has a face!
"Hahaha!"
"Well done!"
The laughter in the crowd grew louder and louder, and the crowd gathered more and more, and the unbridled coaxing rose higher and higher.
The scene was already a mess, the flowers were trampled on the ground, the balloons were kicked everywhere, and the long-haired man and the one who shot the video were now hot on their faces, eager to find a hole to get into.
After all, fighting with these women is not very hurtful, but it is definitely extremely insulting.
In this case, no matter how thick-skinned they are, they can't bear it, so the two of them don't care whether they have mobile phones or not, they just want to run away quickly.
It was definitely the last thing they wanted to remember in their lives.
However, although their plan to shoot a video has failed, there may still be hope for it to become popular, after all, there are many people at the scene who filmed this scene, and it was transmitted to the Internet.
It's just that after this "fire" is over, their faces will be burned out, and it's hard to say whether they can go out to meet people in the future.
Gu Laogou stood on the periphery of the crowd, with his hands in his pockets, watching all this with a smile.
At this time, Su Xiao, who was standing by the window on the second floor, had already seen him in the crowd.
Originally, she was still very nervous, afraid that Gu Yun would fight with them, but now she just wanted to cover her mouth and snicker.
Haha, the big liar is "convincing people with reason" again.
Why does he always come up with these strange tricks!
But every time I watch it, it's so enjoyable!
Oh, a couple of big fools, they still want to bully me, and they don't want to think about who my boyfriend is?
Whoever is not good to provoke, you have to provoke him!
This guy is bad, much worse than a ruffian, hum!
By the way, where did he get so many women comrades to help?
Forget it, it doesn't matter, he's a big liar, what can't he do?
Su Xiao now just wanted the crowd to disperse quickly, and then rushed down to give her boyfriend a big hug.
Anyway, she has a surprise to show him today!
Oh, these people are really, why don't they disperse and delay my date!