Chapter 4: Waste Daddy and Bastard

I have read countless records of corpse transformation in my grandfather's books, but I have never experienced it once.

Now that the third uncle wants to take me to collect a corpse of a female corpse, it is inevitable that I will be a little stunned.

But then that novelty came back to the face, are there really zombies in the world? Do zombies really pounce? Are they long, green-faced and fanged, and vicious?

With this tense and exciting feeling, the car had a bumpy road and finally arrived at its destination when the sun was setting in the west.

At the foot of the mountain, a few villagers in ordinary clothes had been waiting anxiously, and when they saw the car coming, they surrounded them one after another.

The third uncle acted vigorously and resolutely, greeted a few strong villagers, and asked me to pick up my suitcase from the car and step up the mountain.

I know that the third uncle is afraid that the sun will go down and the yin qi will rise, and then there will be no one to cure the female corpse.

But we said that we walked along the mountain road for more than 20 minutes, and we saw a black figure hanging on an old tree with a crooked neck, and the body was still swinging rhythmically.

When we got closer, I didn't know if it was blown by the wind or what's going on, but it was swinging and swinging, and before I knew it, I turned my head and smiled at us with a purple face.

I was taken aback, and although it was now overcast and the sun was nowhere to be seen, it was daytime after all. This female corpse dares to tilt her head to look at everyone in broad daylight, how vicious must this be?

And the female corpse will laugh? Wouldn't it be the smiling corpse that grandpa said?

The third uncle had a gloomy face and said, "Don't be stunned. Xiao Jiu, bring the things. ”

I handed over the suitcase, and the third uncle took out a piece of rope, two spikes, and a house of spirits.

The rope is called the bundle of corpses, the spikes are called nail needles, and the spirits are medicinal liquor brewed with various precious medicines, which are formed after three steaming and three drying under the scorching sun.

He wrapped the rope around his waist, pinned the nail needle to his collar, shook the liquor a few more times, and handed it to me, "Shocking, do you understand?" ”

I nodded again and again, there are too many dead people in this place, and the yin qi is very heavy, and the third uncle is also worried that there are some lonely souls and wild ghosts hiding around, so he sprays it with spirits first to deter the ghosts and gods.

After the preparation, the third uncle took out the corpse rope and said to the people around him: "Wrap the corpse with the willow tree, don't go near the willow tree, so as not to lose your mind." ”

The two villagers honestly took the rope of the corpse, one by one, and began to circle around the willow tree.

To say that this rope was originally a white silk, and after being soaked in cinnabar, it can become the best shroud.

There was the third uncle present, and everyone was also bold, so one person and one head, dragged the rope and began to wrap it, and after walking around the tree twice, Xiao Yan'er even tied her arms to the old tree with a crooked neck.

Strange to say, the corpse was originally floating in the wind, but after being entangled in the corpse rope, the nails and teeth swelled, and everyone hurriedly retreated.

At the critical time, the third uncle worked, he took out a nail needle more than half a foot long from the collar, aimed at Xiao Yan'er's heart with one hand, took the hammer I handed over with the other, and nailed it to Xiao Yan'er's heart without saying anything.

The nail needle can destroy the tendons and veins of the corpse, and you must know that the corpse can still move after death, because the tendons and veins have not completely decayed. This nail needle pierced the heart of the female corpse, and she continued to convulse on the spot, and made a terrible, beast-like sound.

The people next to him were so frightened that they almost scattered, and some people trembled and said, my grandmother, Xiao Yan'er is really good at cheating corpses!

The female corpse was tied to a tree, and there were nail needles in the heart, so even if it was dark, it was estimated that there would be no trouble. I thought that the third uncle should take the corpse away now, but who would have thought that he broke off a wicker from the tree, took out a glass bottle from his waist, and put it next to the female corpse's mouth.

Then the third uncle smacked the female corpse with a wicker, and the female corpse opened her mouth slightly, and spit out a mouthful of black gas in the bottle.

The black gas was noticeably heavier than the air, and after blowing into the bottle, it settled at the bottom. The third uncle pumped more than a dozen times in a row, and the female corpse spit out more than a dozen mouthfuls of black gas.

It wasn't until he couldn't spit out that the third uncle breathed a sigh of relief and said, "It's done." ”

Looking at the female corpse again, it has already become languishing, and the nails and fangs don't know when they have retracted.

A villager cautiously asked, "Can you collect the corpse now?" ”

The third uncle said: "Just find a coffin, take the body off and send it to the crematorium." Also, bring up the gasoline later, and burn the tree as well. ”

One villager said, "It doesn't matter if the body is burned, this tree is a hundred years old, isn't it okay if it is burned?" ”

The third uncle sneered: "This tree has lived for more than a hundred years, and its root system has long been spread in all directions. I don't know how many women have died and their flesh has become its nourishment. ”

"Coupled with the resentment of the dead, this thing is about to become a climate. Do you look at the lines on the bark of trees, do they look like human faces? ”

When I looked closely, I saw that the lines on the bark of the tree looked like the faces of women with their eyes closed.

I don't know what's going on, I suddenly remembered Xiao Yan'er's husband who died under the tree, it is said that he was insane and died under the tree, I am afraid that he was affected by the magnetic field of this demon tree.

The villagers probably also thought of this stubble, and the white-bearded old man waved his hand and said, "Go!" Take gas! Two more people, remove the corpse! ”

The villagers were busy there, but the third uncle lit a cigarette, waved his hand and called me over, saying, "Are you afraid?" ”

I shook my head, indicating that I was not afraid.

The third uncle smiled and said, "It's much better than your scumbag father." ”

"How much did it cost you to learn your grandfather?"

When I heard him say that my dad was a bag, I was a little dissatisfied, so I said angrily: "I didn't learn anything from my grandfather, but I read a lot of books from him." ”

The third uncle's drooping eyelids rose, and his eyes lit up slightly: "How many books have you read?" ”

I said, "I'm done." ”

In the past six years, I have basically read all the books in my grandfather's house, and I remember some of the strange people and strange things clearly, and the other part of the academic books about the five elements gossip have a vague impression.

The third uncle patted me on the shoulder and laughed: "Yes, yes, much better than your waste father!" ”

This is the second time he has scolded my father, one moment calling him a wretch, and the other calling him a waste, so I involuntarily showed a little dissatisfied look on my face.

The third uncle said: "Don't be dissatisfied, before you came, your waste dad must have scolded me countless times as a bastard, and I can't scold a few words back?" ”

I remembered that the night I left home, my father did scold me for not knowing how many bastards, and when I thought about it, I was immediately relieved. Anyway, the two of them scolded and scolded, and it was even off.

Seeing that my face was calm, the third uncle reached out and patted me on the shoulder, and said, "Eldest nephew, since Old Man Zhang sent you over, then I won't be polite to you." ”

"Later, I'll ask Lao Zhou to send you back, you help me look at the store for a few days, if there is someone who buys a wreath shroud, you let him go." If someone comes to your door to ask for something, you ignore it, no matter how much money you give, you know? ”