Chapter 798: You are the devil from hell.

"Captain, didn't you already say before, saying that you can sing any song, can't you sing military songs? Or is it that a military song is not a song! Goofy asked solemnly.

The captain was no problem, he said: "You can sing any song, but Brother Jun, we are so tired of singing, can't you come to a pop song?" ”

Gao Fei shook his head, he said: "Since I became a soldier, I haven't listened to music properly, before I joined the army, I would sing some of them, but now I have almost forgotten those songs, and at most I can only sing a few words in this song, and the others can't even remember the pigeons, how to sing them, I think, let others sing, I really can't sing, just let me go!" ”

The captain waved his hand, and he said, "Forget it, we won't embarrass you, but yes, you still have to listen to the more popular songs when you have time in the future, otherwise it will be too boring to be a soldier!" ”

Goofy said, "Good! ”

The poisonous snake said again: "Alas, let's have a small party, let's have a small party, it's not good, I think, like ours, there are songs and laughter in activities, we should pull the three teams of people, the three teams, but there are several female technicians!" ”

The captain glared at the poisonous snake and said, "Enlightenment, what kind of consciousness do you have, can you think of something serious in your mind all day long." ”

The poisonous snake said helplessly: "Captain, my enlightenment is fine, could it be that I said something wrong?" I'm just saying, the party should be together! ”

The captain waved his hand and said, "Okay, you think you're okay, then next, you come to perform!" ”

The poisonous snake stood up suddenly, and he said: "I'll come, I'll come, I'll stop singing, I'll put on a talk show for you!" ”

"Good!"

Next, it's the viper's performance, he talks about the sound and color, and the people present laugh anyway, he makes everyone laugh.

When Viper finished speaking, he said, "How about letting the captain give us a finale, it's over, we should also rest!" ”

The people present coaxed again, but this time the captain did not refuse, he stood up, stretched out his hand to the old soldier with a guitar, and said, "Come, give me the guitar, I will play and sing to myself!" ”

The veteran handed the guitar over, and the captain tried the sound quality before playing it.

As soon as he heard the prelude played by the captain, the scorpion smiled and asked Gao Fei: "Can you hear it, this prelude is very gentle and bland, I guess our captain is going to have a love song!" ”

Gao Fei also smiled, in fact, he really couldn't hear the prelude, but after another rhythm came out, the scorpion's face changed, and it became ugly.

A very difficult lyric was sung from the captain's mouth, and everyone present wrinkled their faces, and no one in the audience could laugh except for the captain.

"Damn, you cow, you don't want people to live, come to a great mercy spell, are you a devil from hell?"

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In the middle, in the courtyard of the family of a brigade organ, there is also a house with a light on, and a colonel officer sits in his living room with a cigarette burning in his hand, and on the tea machine in front of him, there is an ashtray full of cigarette butts.

He seemed to have something very annoying, smoking one cigarette after another, and the whole living room was made by him.

The bedroom door opened, and out came a middle-aged woman, who waved her hand in front of her as soon as she went out, then poured a glass of water, walked to the coffee table, and brought the glass of water to the colonel officer who was smoking, and said, "Don't you plan to sleep all night?" Are you having any problems at work? No matter what, your body is important, and you're not young anymore, so you can't stay up like this! ”

The colonel pressed the cigarette butt in his hand to the ashtray, and he said to the middle-aged woman: "You go to sleep first, you have to go to work tomorrow, if you are in a bad spirit, it will affect the students' teaching!" ”

The middle-aged woman didn't walk back, she went around the coffee table and sat on the sofa, he said: "No matter what, you can't smoke so much, your trachea is not very good, I don't know that your work is very special, I don't dare to ask, I can accompany you for a while when you are upset!" ”

The colonel's officer turned his head, his hand was on the middle-aged woman's knee, and he said: "This time it's not an important military secret, in fact, I'm also quite embarrassed, there is a brother who is not right, he wants to pass through my defense area, and the leader on his side gave me a problem, that is, to block them, but the bad is bad, and the combat effectiveness may not be able to stop him for a while, the brother troops in front of me have thought of some tricks, but the effect is not great, I am embarrassed for this matter!" ”

The middle-aged woman said: "You don't have to tell me about the affairs of your troops, the affairs of your troops are all major matters, and I also know that as a family member, I can't be greedy for your affairs." ”

The colonel officer said: "Hey, this matter makes it difficult for me, I have a headache, I am thinking about what their leaders think, they have to give me such a problem, our troops are busy enough in training in peacetime, how can I have time to play with them, if I can use any method, wait for them for a while, it is best not to affect my training, then it will be good!" ”

The middle-aged woman said: "I don't know anything about your army, but I have watched some of the TV, I think you can have a special training for the purpose of blocking the other party!" ”

The colonel officer said: "The one who can't bear it, not only can't bear it, but it may also make me lose face, I also thought about it, but I haven't come up with a good plan until now!" ”

The middle-aged woman's eyes suddenly widened, and she said, "Hey, I have thought of a solution!" ”

As if grasping a life-saving straw, the colonel's officer asked eagerly, "What way?" ”

The middle-aged woman said: "You want to find a way, figure out the route they want to take, and lead them to the main road as much as possible, next, I will talk to our school leaders, let the school leaders carry out a student mercenary matter, and then I will organize a group, the military wives in our family area, to give those troops who make you embarrassed to have a welcome party, as long as it is well organized, then I think, it should not be difficult to block them for an hour or two." ”

The colonel's officer was happy when he heard this, and he said: "Okay, this method is good, not only do you not have to waste my troops, it is well organized, and it can be very effective in blocking him, wife, I love you too much............"