Testimonials a week in advance
Hello, there are readers and friends who are reading my writing, hello everyone, I'm Yellow. It's the first time I've introduced myself like this, and it feels weird.
I've been hesitating, whether it's better to say, 'Hello everyone, I'm the Emperor', it looks more solemn. Think about it or forget it, the title of the Great is still left to Henry, Li Yi and Alexander, and I am not a solemn person.
It's on the shelves, because it's a shelf testimonial, I'm definitely talking about this. Mr. Editor has just informed me that the release date is next Friday, and today is the weekend of July 11th.
Today in history, going back more than 600 years coincides with the day when Zheng He went to the West. I won't tell you about the deeds of this famous eunuch, anyway, it seems to be unlucky to put it on my side......
I promise not to be a prisoner, and many industry leaders in the palace have said that I still believe in God, so I can only say as much as possible. In fact, eunuchs are not eunuchs, this thing is about income, some gods you give him a thousand words and a thousand yuan, he is also a eunuch, for me, as long as I can earn 20 yuan for a thousand words, I will probably write a book in the direction of starting from scratch.
Therefore, everybody look at it!
Hey, let's get it serious.
The people who read the novel I came up with were probably rushing to read the mentality of upgrading the essays at the beginning, right?
Well, friends, you guys were fooled.
I want to write an upgrade article, but there are many places where I can't wipe my face, and when I press my finger on the keyboard to type, what comes out is other mess. Some people probably think this book looks messy, well, that's because of this!
As for the cool point, because it is tsundere, those who are more formulaic can't write it.
One of my brothers saw the chapter where I mentioned 'gunpowder' and was very angry and said he wouldn't read it again. The reason is that I didn't say anything, I may think that I have traveled through the other world, and I think it is very bloody to take out the rotten things in the historical military texts, right?
Anyway, that's what I think, and that's what you think.
Well, you guys who think so are fooled again...... Look back, dear.,Gunpowder is a little foreshadowing to promote the plot.,It's almost revealed.,The protagonist's side doesn't need this thing.。
In any case, readers who have seen this article that is not a testimonial, I want to solemnly declare it here. This book is actually ambiguous......
Please allow me not to disclose the topic of the heroine and pushing, because talking about this will definitely lose the reader.,People who like to collect everything and pure ambiguity are probably five or five.,Who do you say you let me offend?Okay,I've offended those big men who like no heroine.,Yes,You who don't like women have been abandoned by me!Although I'm a friend of...... By the way,There are big men who know that the pen fun pavilion www.biquge.info write h bottom line, please send me a private message.,Because it's a newcomer, I don't know much about these.。 If I don't grasp the scale well, I write that I am unhappy, and it is even more unhappy if I am blocked. For my sake, please carry forward the humanitarian spirit and write enthusiastically.
When I wrote this, I looked at the number of words in other people's testimonials, and I had the feeling that I was asked by my teacher to write a 250-word essay in elementary school and said that I couldn't finish it even if I died.
After looking for it, I found that many high-ranking people wrote tens of thousands of words, and some of them were surprisingly lazy. I don't think I'd talk nonsense here, and it might be more practical to fill in the word count in the main text. So that's it, everybody.
I almost forgot something.
I'm ready to take full attendance after it hits the shelves, so although it's only more than 3,000 words a day now, and occasionally 6 or 7,000, I'll guarantee more than 6,000 after that.
Everyone can also guess that the results of this book should not be too good, after all, it is not the mainstream, and the pen power of this guy is also limited, so the full attendance of 300 yuan is still quite important.
I won't talk about the hardships of the life of the Yellow Emperor, but you will cry when you hear it, and ask me to post my bank account number and prepare to send money into it. Although everyone is very caring, they belong to the kind people who will buy Sanlu to feed when they see stray cats, but this is not good, really.
Bye-bye, everyone!
By the way, some ACG enthusiasts will probably feel immediacy when reading this book, which is your delusion. The book has been deliberately avoiding the kind of things that can easily cause misunderstandings, and does not borrow any ACG works except for them. Well, in fact, it has to be included, but these two will only be written when the protagonist travels back to the Earth Celestial Empire.
Of course, other people from the other world will also pass through, and then wear it back, in short, it is a back-and-forth routine, and it is as easy to cross as taking the subway to visit the door, and the price is the journey of two yuan fare.
Some people may think that this is very improper, very nonsense, or something. But do you need the so-called 'orthodoxy' for online essays? This is my homework for everyone, please write a 500-word argumentative essay and send it to the book review area, and then vote for me.
That's it, it's really goodbye this time, seeu.