Netizens meet for the first time, how to prepare gifts?

Now there is mainly no cash, and Chen Nan can't go to the street to grab it, so it is really difficult to prepare a small gift in fifteen minutes.

Yang Dongbei must like music, so write a song for Yang Dongbei? This doesn't cost money, it's the most affordable, but I have a few pounds and taels in music, and I know it.

If you want to be inspired on the streets of a foreign country, you can instantly hold back a song, unless it is a miracle.

So this plan doesn't work.

It's not very reliable to borrow money rashly, I don't have any documents on me, and I wear the uniform of railway work, which can easily cause unnecessary trouble, and it will be fun if a policeman talks to me.

"I don't believe it, can't I handle this without the system?"

Chen Nan searched around and locked on the "performance artist" again.

The homeless man was wearing a tattered denim jacket, but the shoes under his feet were a pair of leather shoes, judging by Chen Nan's eyesight, this was probably a niche handmade brand.

He has seemingly messy hair, but the beard is carefully groomed, just enough to accentuate his resolute face.

So, even if he is a tramp, he is a rich tramp.

That's you, man.

Chen Nan walked over, pointed to the sign and smiled at the homeless man: "Sir, are you doing performance art?" ”

The homeless man was tall, glanced down at Chen Nan, nodded, and shook his head again.

"You're an environmentalist, and you want to use this form to awaken people's concern for the earth, and there are really not many people who can have your kind of consciousness now." Chen Nan was a little confused about the number of roads, so he could only send a rainbow fart first.

"The city, the ice and snow, the cooling, today, the cold."

The homeless man's expression was still a little wooden, and he popped out five words, which could be regarded as a reply to Chen Nan.

Feelings are not advocates for the topic of global warming, what is this concern? Global Ice Age? Cold wave?

The temperature in Novosibirsk is indeed relatively low now, it is August, but the temperature at night is only a few degrees above zero.

Chen Nan called up the weather forecast and found that there was cold air in the forecast tomorrow.

Is this what the homeless are concerned about?

"Thanks for the reminder, there is indeed cold air tomorrow, and it looks like I need to add some clothes tonight."

The homeless man's language expression style was a bit avant-garde, and Chen Nan didn't know how to blend into it for a while, and saw that the homeless man was still holding a sign with both hands, so he proposed: "I see that you have been lifting for a long time, why don't you change me to help you lift it?" ”

"Man, you can't, don't lift it."

The homeless man popped out three words, and it seemed that he wanted to reject Chen Nan.

"That's right, sir," Chen Nan pondered for a moment and pointed to the Steel Cafe next to him, "I just got off the train, I forgot to bring money with me, and now it's getting cold, I gave you this uniform to wear, can you lend me some rubles?" I want to go to that café and buy two cups of coffee, and my friend will pick me up in a while, and I'll ask her to pay you back. ”

The homeless man held the sign in both hands and thought for a moment, then said, "Get out." ”

"Okay."

Chen Nan smiled awkwardly but politely.

It seems that it is a little difficult to prepare a small gift, even the money for a cup of coffee makes Chen Nan, the standard rich second generation, a little headache.

Of course, you can't give up, and Chen Nan's dictionary doesn't have these two words.

Cafes all pay first and consume later, so Chen Nan now has two choices.

One is to sit in the café and wait for Yang Dongbei to arrive and invite himself to drink coffee; The other is to communicate with the café first, give two cups of coffee on credit, hold it at the door, give it to Yang Dongbei first, and then let Yang Dongbei pay.

Neither of these options sounds like a good idea.

Just as Chen Nan was thinking, an old man from Huaxia wearing a Taoist robe appeared in front of Chen Nan.

"Friend, I think you and I have some fate to meet here." The old man spoke a little crappy Russian, probably because Chen Nan had not changed back to his Chinese face now.

Now the hands of charlatans have reached abroad?

With a bamboo basket on my back, the four Chinese characters "Chinese Kung Fu" printed on front of me, and English and Russian translators next to it, no matter what nationality you are, you can recognize my origin.

This standard Taoist style, coupled with the flowing mustache, is really quite like that.

It's a pity that the head is a little obscene and lacks fairy energy.

Since you sent it to the door, I will go back for Tianxingdao and help the deceived international friends get two cups of coffee.

Chen Nan thought of this, and also communicated with the old god stick in Russian: "You are an old Chinese immortal, do you know kung fu?" ”

"Yes, Kung Fu!" The old god stick posed as a Tai Chi pusher, "It's not just kung fu, I'm also a numerologist, I can calculate the elusive fate for you!" ”

"But how can you prove that you are right?" Chen Nan asked.

"I'll help you calculate your current fate first," the old god stick raised his hand and calculated, and then said, "In ancient China, there was a method called the Five Elements, and you lacked a kind of gold in your current life, and at the same time a kind of water. ”

It is also difficult for him to interpret the five elements in Russian.

"If my guess is correct, you are short of money now, and your money is used to buy a drink, and the only drink shop in the neighborhood is this Steel Cafe behind you, so you want to borrow some money to buy coffee."

The old god stick lowered his arm and said with a smile: "Do you think I am qualified to help you calculate your fate?" ”

Something, old fellow.

Chen Nan said: "Since the old immortal knows that I have no money, why do you want to help me calculate my fate? ”

"Because I think you are destined to become rich, I can lend you 10,000 rubles for emergencies first, and then we will talk about fate." The old god stick held his head and said.

No matter what kind of routine this is, Chen Nan stretched out his hand: "Thank you to the old fairy first." ”

"The money is not mine, you can follow me to the nearby residence to get it, only a few hundred steps away."

It turned out that it was a gang that committed the crime, is this to be abducted to a remote place to rob money?

Sure enough, it's not safe in front of the train station in any country.

However, the robbery hit the head of the evolutionary, and it can only be said that you are unlucky.

Chen Nan had already swept the old god stick with a detector, and he was sure that it was an ordinary person.

At such a close distance, unless it is a high-level evolutionary, it is difficult to hide the aura, how can a high-level evolutionary engage in such a boring trick?

Glancing at the time, Yang Dongbei still had ten minutes to arrive.

"Then I'll leave you with the right direction."

Chen Nan showed a pure smile, looking at the old god stick was like looking at two cups of mellow coffee.