Chapter 1: I Am a Good Citizen

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[The Chinese Dream Team exerts the spirit of national football and wins the World Cup again]

[England national team goalkeeper confirmed to enter the Chinese League]

[The 103rd Huaxia High School Football National Tournament will open at the 100,000-person stadium in the magic capital]

[Yesterday, there was an unexpected brawl in the Beijing under-14 league, five of which were injured, and the Football Association said: It will not be tolerated]

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Looking at the outdated sports daily in his hand, Guan Chen wrinkled his brows and sighed:

"I'm really living in a dream."

When he first came to this world, Guan Chen didn't want to believe in the matter of crossing over, and he always had a trace of luck in his heart, thinking that he was in a hugely expensive prank, or that something was wrong with his brain, and everything in front of him was a fantasy.

It wasn't until he saw the information about Huaxia football more than once that he finally confirmed the fact of crossing the line.

For if it were part of a prank, the flaw would be too obvious; Even if his brain is nervous again, he doesn't dare to fantasize about it so absurdly.

The costumes of the people passing by, the buildings with obvious Chinese characteristics on the roadside, and the foreigners who speak fluently and Chinese on the street...... All prove that this is indeed a world that is different from the original earth.

It has been three days since Guan Chen came to this world, and he has also observed it for three days. The more I look at it, the more I feel that the difference between this world and the world I lived in in my previous life, even if it is three years, may not be able to compare the difference between the two.

But three or five years or something, Guan Chen can't care about it yet. The main problem at the moment is to solve the problem of eating.

There is nothing difficult in the world, but I am afraid of hunger.

Guan Chen felt a few coins inside through his pocket, and then looked at the convenience store behind him. He sighed quietly and cursed, "What a poor ghost! ”

He was not scolding himself, but the previous user of his body.

Not only did the predecessor leave much money, so he had to come out and make money himself. If it's money, forget it, Guan Chen was the best at "making friends" with people in his previous life, and he was also the best at "borrowing money" from friends, but his predecessor didn't leave a mobile phone, didn't leave any interpersonal relationships, and only left him with this poor and white body - to say that it is a shell is lifted, because this body is weak and weak, and it can't play the protective role of a shell at all - Guan Chen dragged such a body that couldn't run fast and couldn't fight, and his ability to make money was sealed.

He couldn't do anything wrong, and he tried to outwit it. For example, when he touched porcelain, people saw him staggering, and they came up one step ahead of time to care, asking him if it mattered, whether he wanted to go to the hospital; He also thought about taking other people's takeaways to eat, but the foreign guy who delivered the food was too dedicated and refused to leave without delivering the food to the buyer, so there was no pressure to urge the order at all.

Guan Chen had no choice but to become a salesman and become a seller.

"Half an hour to go." The convenience store clerk came out and shouted.

I don't know when, there were already several people standing beside Guan Chen. They looked at the convenience store with a calm face, and they didn't go in, they just waited. Some of them are residents' aunts, and some are waste pickers. Hearing the reminder from the clerk, they began to line up one by one.

Guan Chen realized that it would be eleven o'clock in the evening. After 11 o'clock, convenience stores will sell some things that come to the best before the best consumption period - this is the information that Guan Chen saw many people queuing up in front of the convenience store yesterday and came to inquire about it.

"Goo." Guan Chen felt his stomach deflat, and his stomach began to burn with hunger. After only eating two buns today, he felt that he couldn't sit anymore, so he had to quickly sell his belongings for money, and then come over to line up. If it's late, you won't be able to buy good things.

Guan Chen stood up and folded the old newspaper and threw it into the big black plastic bag beside him. In the plastic bag, in addition to a few newspapers and magazines that were found, there were a few books.

These books are the most valuable "belongings" left to him by his predecessor.

In view of the fact that this body is too weak, some "sales" methods are not easy to implement. Guan Chen doesn't understand the normal sales methods, so the performance is not optimistic, and he hasn't sold a copy for a day today. I don't know if it's the books he sells or the people here who have a problem.

Carrying a plastic bag, Guan Chen, who was only moving within a radius of 200 meters from the convenience store, walked and finally found the target.

He hurriedly trotted over, stood in front of him, took out a book, and said:

"It's been five years since the publication of this "Shadow Puppet Show Meets Animation", but if you look at this appearance, it is new at 8.5 percent, the original price is 17 yuan, and it is put in a second-hand bookstore, and some people buy it in 70 or 80...... Hey, don't rush to go. Do you think I'm here to sell books? No, I'm here to make friends today. ”

Guan Chen shook his head, pointed to the convenience store in the distance, and said, "Please let me eat a box of bento, and this book will be delivered to you." Just make a friend. ”

The "friend" standing opposite Guan Chen was only seven or eight years old, and his immature eyes were full of confusion. It seems to be living in socialism, as the successor of socialism, but in seven or eight years of life, I have never heard such a "social" word, and I don't know what to do at once.

"My mother is waiting for me in front...... "The little boy waited for an opportunity to escape.

But as soon as he stepped forward, he was held down by a large wizened hand on his shoulder.

"Don't like cartoons? Never mind. Guan Chen withdrew his hand and took out two more books from the black plastic bag on the ground, "What about this one?" "Poetic Body", "Pei Sanjun Human Structure Painting Teaching". ”

The covers of these two books are a man and a woman, stretching their bodies arbitrarily, and their clothes are made of little fabric. It doesn't look like a serious book.

The child stared at the cover, and in his confusion, he felt that a new world door was exposed.

Guan Chen continued to sell: "Don't look at the cover like this, but in fact, the content inside is very artistic, if you want to understand the human body well......"

The child screamed, turned around and ran.

"Want to run?" Guan Chen's eyes widened, and he was already alert. As if faced with this situation a thousand times, he strode forward, saw the right moment, and stretched out his hand to stop the prey.

However, the child was very flexible, and seeing that he was about to be caught in the next second, the child suddenly made a change of direction feint and slipped away from Guan Chen's hand.

If Guan Chen's original skills were the same, the current situation would not be a problem at all.

But the problem is that this body is not Guan Chen's now.

"I ...... grass" Before Guan Chen fell, what he wanted to scold most was not the child, not the ground, not himself, but still the previous user of his body.

When Guan Chen sat up, the child had already run so much that his shadow could not be seen.

"Dead otaku, if you don't leave me some money, forget it, give me such a garbage body, and now I can't even handle a child!" Guan Chen thumped his legs, and finally grinned in pain.

Guan Chen slowed down and began to sum up his experience like a lion. Survival in the wild, every penny of heat is precious, and injuries outweigh the losses. Therefore, he thinks that the next time you look for a book to sell, it is necessary to find some grandmothers and grandfathers who have bad legs.

Guan Chen got up, took the plastic bag containing the book, walked a few steps, and found that his ankle was faintly painful, which should have been accidentally twisted just now.

Guan Chen felt it, although the injury was not serious, it did not prevent him from cursing the waste of his predecessor again, leaving him with such a garbage body.

The patrolling police car slowly drove in front of him, and Guan Chen, who was resting on the steps of the roadside, jumped in his heart, but soon relaxed again.

"I am a good citizen. 】

This life was suddenly left in a strange country, but it wasn't all bad. Although the predecessor gave him this garbage body, the identity is at least innocent. In his previous life, he did all the bad things, he couldn't sleep well, and every time he saw the red and blue lights, he began to be frightened. Now watching the police car slowly drive in front of him, Guan Chen felt an unprecedented relaxation.

Looking at the ordinary blind road in front of you, the intact pavement, the ordinary pedestrians with Hanfu characteristics, the ordinary cars that can't recognize the car mark, the ordinary or traditional or simplified signboards, and the ordinary bus stop signs with unique and beautiful shapes...... Guan Chen had a sense of relaxation on vacation.

If you can have a hot meal, this holiday is perfect.

"Looks like it's still a bun for dinner." Guan Chen doesn't have a mobile phone and can't see the time. But through the queue in front of the convenience store, you can guess that the time is close to eleven o'clock.

He rubbed his stomach and was ready to go to the line.

At this moment, there was a sudden sound behind him:

"That's him!"

Guan Chen instinctively sensed that this "he" was himself. So Guan Chen almost didn't hesitate, and ran forward without looking back on the plastic bag. Guan Chen is no stranger to the three words "it's him". In the thirty years of his life experience, as long as these three words appeared, they were usually accompanied by a scuffle.

Guan Chen ran while annoyed by the shattering of the [Dream of Good People]. However, the injured ankle he had just suffered clearly did not allow him to do such strenuous exercise.

Guan Chen swore loudly in his heart that after solving the problem of food and clothing, he must first exercise this garbage body.

Seeing that he couldn't run away, Guan Chen simply stopped, braked quietly, responded to all changes with no change, waited for work with ease, and sat and waited for death......

The people behind ran up, two large and one small, a total of three people. The little one stretched out his finger and pointed to Guan Chen: "He was the one who wanted to rob me of my money just now." ”

Damn, it turned out to be an elementary school student who ran away just now, and he pulled two adults back as backup.

Guan Chen breathed a sigh of relief in his heart for the rest of his life, as long as it was not the enemy left behind by his predecessor.

"It's a misunderstanding." Guan Chen raised his head and smiled at the two adults with unkind faces: "I am a good citizen, how can I have the idea of hitting the imp wallet." ”

The other party did not speak, and their eyes looked like they were looking at a brute.

At the same time, Guan Chen noticed that one of the two adults opposite was carrying a camera to film him.

Why, you still have to arrest me for the crime and the evidence can't be done. Guan Chen sneered in his heart, but his hand moved slowly towards the plastic bag and said, "I'm going to get something now." It's not a dangerous thing, don't be nervous. ”

Guan Chen slowly took out a book from the bag and showed the cover of the book to the other party: "I was thinking that the future of domestic animation was pinned on the shoulders of these teenagers, so I felt that this "Shadow Puppet Show Meets Animation" was very suitable for this little ghost, so I recommended it to him - it's not a forced purchase and sale." ”

The man who didn't carry the camera shook his head and said in a solemn tone: "It's not a matter of buying and selling. The kid said you just wanted to sell him two copies of the red cover. Naked book. You are selling lewd books to minors, and it is a crime. ”

"Selling prostitution to minors...... I'm crazy. Guan Chen sighed, "Even if it's me, there is a bottom line." He didn't bother to explain the extra words, he just wanted to take the two books to the other party and take a good look.

"What do you want to do!"

"Don't move! I've called the police! ”

The two adults thought that Guan Chen was going to die and break the net, so they immediately took the child back a few meters away, and shouted at the same time.

People in this world seem to be more nosy. Guan Chen pulled away his long hair and said to the children hiding behind the two adults: "The children here are really living in a good era. When I was a child, my dad beat me with a stick until I fainted, and no one came to help me. ”

After hearing this, the two adults were silent for a while, and then retreated further. They probably thought they had encountered the kind of trash that was psychologically distorted, retaliated against society, and only dared to commit violence to the weak in society.

"Tick Woo Woo Woo T

Guan Chen deliberately looked at the license plate of the police car and found that it was not the one he was passing by just now. This shows that the police force in the neighborhood is very sufficient, and they are not lazy.

The world is so unfriendly to the bad guys. Guan Chen snorted. Although he didn't intend to commit a crime, seeing this, he instinctively felt trouble.

Seeing the red and blue lights gradually approaching, Guan Chen stabilized his mind, took out the books "Poetic Body" and "Pei Sanjun's Human Structure Painting Teaching", and said to the two big and one small people in front of him: "Take a closer look, what is wrong with these two books." I just wanted the child to develop some artistic temperament, so I sold two books to him. Don't go, if you framed me just now and don't compensate me for mental damages, I'll sue you! Guan Chen relied on his innocence in this life, and recited out loud the words that others warned him in his previous life. It's so cool.

"Ah......" The other party looked at the book carefully and confirmed with the child.

The other one carrying the camera was about to put the lens into the plastic bag, wanting to confirm whether Guan Chen had stolen the beam and changed the pillar to hide the incriminating evidence.

The results proved Guan Chen's innocence. Only then did the two of them know that they had made a fuss.

When the policeman got out of the car in a serious manner, two adults stepped forward to explain the misunderstanding. After the police questioned the child, they found that there was no problem, so they simply drove the child home.

Only Guan Chen and two adults were left at the scene.

"A misunderstanding, I know you two are also kind." Guan Chen comforted the two.

The one carrying the camera was younger, and put it down with a little embarrassment. Another social animal who is in his thirties and above, surnamed Zhou, is as calm as his early thirties but has a son who is in elementary school and a daughter who is about to be born, so he has to work hard to earn money, he shook out his cigarette with sophistication, apologized to Guan Chen with a smile, explained the cause and effect, and said that he met the child just now and ran away in a hurry, thinking that something had happened. They came forward to inquire, and as soon as they understood, they immediately rushed over with cameras to expose the extralegal fanatics.

Guan Chen took the cigarette, lit the camera, and asked with admiration: "What kind of legal program do you have?" ”

"It's not." The thirty-year-old director surnamed Zhou shook his head and said, "We are doing entertainment variety shows." ”

"Oh, it's not a legal show." Guan Chen nodded and laughed.

The young videographer also advertised his show: "Magic Channel, Friday, broadcast at half past twelve in the morning." ”

"Okay, it's not too early." Where Guan Chen lives, there is no TV, so naturally he doesn't care about any programs or not.

"It's not early, I'm really sorry today." Zhou beckoned to the young cameraman, as if planning to leave.

"That's leaving?"

Director Zhou nodded: "There is still some progress to catch up." ”

"Don't," Guan Chen smiled and played with his cigarette, the cool breeze blew, and his long hair scattered like a lion's mane, "I can't buy dinner today because of your delay like this." You guys pat your ass and you want to leave? ”

Eleven o'clock has passed, and convenience stores have ushered in a brief rush period, and the shelves with discounted food are visibly emptied.

Director Zhou smoked a cigarette. Guan Chen in front of him was weak, and he seemed to be weak, but he was one meter eight tall and strong, looking at Guan Chen's dark eyes, he actually felt danger.

Just when Director Zhou was thinking about whether to call the patrol police back again, Guan Chen suddenly retracted his momentum, touched his chin, and changed his words: "I know your work unit, and if you refuse to compensate, I will go to your unit to make trouble." "He feels that he is now a good citizen, and he can outwit and win without leaving a criminal record.

Director Zhou glared at the casual young photographer, turned to Guan Chen and said, "I'm sorry to delay your dinner." Otherwise, what do you want to eat, I'll order takeout now......"

"Don't be so troublesome," Guan Chen waved his hand, bent down and took out three books from the plastic bag, "All of them are ninety percent new, the original price is one hundred and twenty or thirty, and someone buys eighty or ninety second-hand ones...... I'll suffer a little loss, and when I make a friend, I will pay seventy yuan a book. ”

"......" Director Zhou sighed, and chose a copy of "Poetic Body" from the three books, intending to transfer money electronically. But Guan Chen didn't have a mobile phone, so Director Zhou could only pay in cash. There is no seventy in cash, only one hundred.

"I came out to mix, pay attention to integrity, and say kill...... Seventy is seventy, and we're going to the convenience store now and looking for money. Guan Chen looked at the unfamiliar pattern on the 100-yuan banknote and was a little worried that it was a counterfeit banknote.

When I arrived at the convenience store, rice balls and bento boxes were almost sold. Guan Chen was in high spirits and bought some snacks and grilled sausages. After the 100 yuan broke, he returned 30 yuan to Director Zhou.

Director Zhou, who has been flipping through "Poetic Body" since he entered the convenience store, suddenly asked: "You used to be an actor?" ”

Guan Chen was stunned for a moment, and subconsciously asked, "How do you know." ”

Director Zhou turned "Poetic Body" around and said, "There is the performance experience you wrote on it." ”

Guan Chen looked at the book, and the side of the text printed in Song style was full of notes. Some are scribbled experiences, and Guan Chen doesn't know what to write; Some of them are annotations in a sharp tone, and a certain paragraph is circled in black, and a shocking cross is played.

"Can I go to your house tonight?"

"What?" Guan Chen raised his head, not knowing when the camera had been turned on by the young videographer. The camera is focused on him.

"Our show is called Can I Go to Your House Tonight? We want to visit your house. Director Zhou took out a few hundred-yuan bills and added, "In addition, I can buy a few more." ”

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Note: Guan Chen's Chen, (chen) read the first tone.

Can I go to your house tonight? ", the prototype is taken from a real show called "Can I follow you to your house?" variety show.

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