Xianyu and Shen Fugui glanced at each other, with the current cultivation of the two of them, not to mention the kitchen of the old Cao family, even if it was the kitchen of the two heavenly empires, don't think that anyone can catch them...

However, in order to avoid some unnecessary embarrassment, the two decided to hide...

One turned around, and the two goods were hidden with a bunch of wine and delicacies...

Then, after a while, I saw a young man with a small body sneak in...

This kid will look here and there for a while, and then he will have a virtue with Xianyu and Shen Fugui... It's all here to eat!

I'll go, and I can meet my peers if I steal food...

Shen Fugui and Xianyu first glanced at each other, and then silently held the wine jug and touched it gently... Dry!

The young man who was stealing food was happy about it, and suddenly a hand patted him on the shoulder and said, "Dude, come and steal food again!" I've finally been caught this time! ”

The kid was slapped like this, and then he took the chicken leg in his hand and threw it at the person who patted him on the shoulder, and then twisted his shoulder in a weird posture and wanted to get out...

"Oh, I'm going, and you still want to run? Do you know what a shameful thing it is to steal food and waste it? "You don't have to guess that the person who patted someone on the shoulder is Xianyu's pit, he deliberately scared him out of fun, but this kid still has some means, and he wants to get out with a kind of jiu-jitsu...

Anyway, you just took a small bite of this chicken leg and threw it away, which is too wasteful! Xianyu grabbed the young man with one hand, took the chicken leg he threw with the other hand and gnawed it... Hey! It tastes good... It's not like Xianyu just found the kitchen utensils inside...

Not bad! Delicious...

The kid writhed several times and didn't get out and was about to cry, at this time Shen Fugui appeared with a jar of wine, and said with a heartless smile, "Boss, don't scare him, look at him and cry urgently, hahaha..."

Xianyu tilted his head and looked at it, couldn't help but smile, and said righteously, "Hei Hi, I said buddy, what's the matter with you, a big man, so intimidating!" Don't be afraid, it's just a joke on you! We are all peers, stealing food! ”

"The big guy is the boss, and being able to talk about stealing food so openly and honestly is really the guiding light of my life!" Shen Fugui said with emotion and a rich expression.

"Get out! Stinky boy, don't you go to the house for three days! Beware brother pumping you! Xianyu smiled slightly and said fiercely.

"Go! I don't talk nonsense with you, it's a big regret in life to have wine and no meat! I'm going to get some meat to eat...", and then I saw this thing wandering around the imperial dining room for half a circle and getting a roast whole sheep... A person who gnaws there with relish!

The kid was stunned by Xianyu and Shen Fugui, and it took a while to react and say, "You are thieves?" ”

"Fuck off! Master, I look like a thief there? We are all distinguished guests..."Xianyu introduced shamelessly, but before he could finish speaking, Shen Fugui interjected, "The kind that comes uninvited!" ”

"Get out! We were obviously invited, but we didn't have enough to eat and couldn't bear to disturb the host's house, so we just did it ourselves! Seeing how considerate and considerate we are, why do so many people still misunderstand us? Xianyu began to explain eloquently.

"Boss, I haven't seen you for a few years, I have a new understanding of the thickness of your skin..."Shen Fugui drank some wine, and he actually dared to complain about Xianyu...

Then Xianyu casually picked up a pot of wine and threw it over, the kid smiled and took it, slapped open the seal and drank a big sip and said, "Good wine, good wine!" Hahaha, thank you Boss! ”

Xianyu rolled his eyes back, then looked at the kid and introduced himself, "It's really a fate to meet someone with the same sentiment here!" Hello, I'm Xianyu, so the one who eats is called Shen Fugui. Dude, what about you? ”

"Huh? I? The kid was stunned.

"Who else could you have?" Xianyu said lightly.

"My name is Blaze Red," the boy whispered.

"Blaze... Red? Xianyu rolled his eyes and said, "We are really fated, my wife is also called Hong!" ”

"It's one of the wives!" Shen Fugui became more and more bold after drinking.

"Oh! Do you have an opinion? Xianyu smiled and looked at him.

Shen Fugui said excitedly: "No... No, no comment! ”

"Flam Red, that's a bit feminine! This surname also has some meaning, could it be that your parents chose it to commemorate the Flame Kingdom? Xianyu asked casually.

"No, it's not!" Blaze Red replied nervously...

"Hey! No matter what, it's fate to come and meet, brother, today I invite you to eat and drink, you're welcome! Eat whatever you want, it's all mine! Ha ha! Xianyu said with a smile.

Flame Red and Shen Fugui are really shameless and invincible in the world...

However, because of Xianyu's eloquence, the embarrassing atmosphere disappeared after a while, Flame Red used to feel that it was wrong to always steal things from the imperial dining room, but since he saw the shameless combination of Xianyu and Shen Fugui, he suddenly felt that his guilt was much easier...

These two goods don't regard themselves as outsiders at all, giving people the feeling that the imperial dining room is the same as theirs! Forget about eating and drinking, and forget about the amazing amount of food... When Nima left, he also took all the dishes left in the imperial dining room away, and said brazenly and righteously, "This is saving, and you can't waste what you haven't eaten!" ”

So the next morning, the imperial dining room was fried, and the head chef of the imperial kitchen cried heartbroken, "Woo woo... This is the one who suffered a thousand cuts, and he didn't leave me a single dish or a pot of wine... What do you want me to do with the food of the nobles inside and outside the palace today! ”

After a while, this incident also alarmed Cao Cao, and when Cao Cao heard this, his eyes changed and he was still hungry!

Then he immediately sent someone down to check, and it turned out that the people below really found out something to come up with a note and three tokens!

The person who found the content on the note didn't dare to read it, so he could only show it to Cao Cao himself...

I saw that the note was written like this, Lao Cao! Do you say you're a pit or not? Yes? Invite me to your house, and you won't let me eat enough!" It's so bad that I have to come out in the middle of the night to find food by myself! In the future, you have to change! You know?

There are people who invite people to eat and don't give them enough to eat!

All right! I've eaten everything, and I'll pay for the three of you!

Hyunyu stays!

Burst...

Cao Cao felt a breath in his chest, and he panicked... But it's not good to have a seizure!

Then he took a few deep breaths and said, "What about the money for the meal left by the bastard?" ”

"Your Majesty is here!" The chief guard looked at Cao Cao's appearance, and with a sigh in his heart, he hurriedly sewed the three tokens on...

Hungry... Looking at the recommended tokens of the three Free Cities, Cao Cao was stunned for a moment, and then...

"Hmmm! This is the end of the matter, and it must not be disseminated! Tell everyone in the imperial dining room to drink porridge today, and eating those delicacies of the mountains and seas every day is not good for your health! Cao Cao's expression was very exciting, but who dared to say more about the people below?

"Yes! Your Majesty! ”

"By the way, there are also guests from the Autumn Harvest Village, and the porridge sent from them must be managed, doesn't our palace have a big vat? Send them three cylinders! Cao Cao added at the end.

So when the drowsy Xianyu saw Zhang Yingying telling him to get up and drink porridge, he looked at the three major pots of porridge with black lines on his face... < WeChat to pay attention to "excellent reading literature", talk about life, and find confidants~