Episode 135 Helpme, Kanako

"Hey, Kanako, Kanako wake up. ”

Suwako shook for a long time, but she couldn't wake up Kanako Yasaka.

"Really, you know how to sleep all day long, I think you will become that kind of lazy aunt sooner or later. ”

She muttered, scratching her head.

"Sanae, come in and help me. ”

Suwako, who turned her head, didn't notice it, and Kanako Yasaka, who was lying on the bed, suddenly opened her eyes.

When Sanae of Dongfengya hurried in, he saw Suwako being pressed on the quilt by Kanako Yasaka.

"Do you dare to say that about me next time?"

Kanako Yasaka slapped Suwako's ass hard and asked.

"Woo, don't dare, don't dare, please spare me!"

Suwako kept shaking her head and begging for mercy.

"Humph!"

Only then did Yasaka Kanako let go of her, and Suwako, who leaked into the air, immediately threw herself into Sanae Fugashiya's arms.

"Woo, Sanae, Kanako, she bullied me again. ”

"Alright, alright, it's okay. ”

Sanae patted her on the back and whispered comfort.

"If you want to blame it, blame yourself for not having a long memory, and you always call me an aunt. ”

Kanako Yasaka lifted the quilt and sat cross-legged on the bed.

"Who made you reluctant to get up all the time!"

Suwako turned her head and looked at her unconvinced.

"Am I doing something wrong? ”

Kanako Yasaka glared at her, causing Suwako to shrink in fright.

"Tell me, what's the matter with waking me up in such a hurry?"

"I want you to help me gather a person's faith. ”

"What did you say?"

Kanako Yasaka thought she had heard it wrong, did she wake herself up for this?

"I mean, I want you to turn a human into our believer. ”

Suwako explained word by word.

"Cut, I thought it mattered! It turned out to be just a collection of human beliefs. ”

Kanako Yasaka shook her head in disappointment.

"If it's just a human, it's not much use to collect it! ”

"It's useless if it's just one person, but what if it's a group of people?"

"What do you mean?"

Kanako Yasaka was a little confused.

"Do you know what I found in that person?"

Suwako said to her mysteriously.

"Well, what did you find?"

"It's a karma line!"

"Marriage?"

When Sanae heard this, she couldn't help but cover her mouth and exclaim.

"Stupid, it's not that marriage, where did you think of it?"

Suwako stood up and stretched out his fingers to flick Sanae of Toshiya on her brain.

"I'm talking about cause and effect, you little fool. ”

"I'm sorry. ”

"Are you sure about the thread of karma? That kind of thing is very difficult for us to detect!"

At this moment, Yasaka Kanako was also surprised.

"Of course, if I hadn't let him carry it, I wouldn't have found out!"

"Oh, I see. Well, the person who carried you was a man?"

Kanako Yasaka soon discovers that Suwako is talking about "him", not "she".

"yes!"

Suwako said calmly, but Kanako Yasaka's face immediately changed.

"Oh, don't! Suwako used to be so simple and cute, but now in order to achieve her goal, she even betrays her hue, how can this be?

Kanako Yasaka kept banging on the floor, looking like she was in pain.

"You're just selling your hue!"

Suwako was so angry by her words that she wanted to kick her a few times.

"A girl, even asking the man she met for the first time to carry herself, is really out of place, out of place. ”

"Ah, I'm such a fool to tell you this. ”

Suwako felt that she was really too stupid to come to this stupid snake to discuss things.

"Shhhh ”

Seeing that Suwako was crazy, Sanae of Toshiya hurriedly persuaded.

"Let's go, Sanae, I don't want to ignore her anymore. ”

Suwako stood up angrily and was about to leave, but was stopped by Kanako Yasaka.

"Don't be angry, don't be angry, I'm just kidding. ”

Kanako Yasaka said to her with a smile.

"It's not funny at all. ”

Suwako held her mouth back, and tears appeared in her eyes.

"Wow, you actually said that I betrayed my hue or something, Kanako, you hate it the most. ”

"I'm sorry, I was wrong. ”

Kanako Yasaka also felt that she had overdone her joke, and felt sorry in her heart, so she hurriedly hugged her.

"Well, don't say that again! ”

"Well, but don't call me any more aunts. ”

"Perhaps. ”

"Maybe, what do you mean? Do you dare to call me that?"

Although Suwako's voice was small, Kanako Yasaka heard it.

"Because, you're already very old!"

"You impatient. ”

"Wow!"

Looking at the two gods who were scuffling, Sanae of Dongfeng Valley could only smile bitterly. She thought about it for a moment and thought it would be better to remind them.

"Ahem, Kanako-sama, Suwako-sama, we seem to be off topic. ”

"Off topic?ah, I almost forgot that guy was still outside!"

Suwako came to her senses at this time, and she pushed Kanako Yasaka away with some chagrin.

"It's all Kanako's fault, so much so that I forgot all the important things. ”

"What, you dare to blame me?"

Kanako Yasaka was so angry that she grabbed her cheeks and pulled them to both sides.

"It's your fault. ”

Suwako didn't give in, and pinched the other party's face and twisted it.

"Don't play anymore!"

Sanae couldn't stand it anymore, and roared, and the movements of the two immediately stopped, looking at her in a daze.

"Please, Lord Suwako, that Mr. Dongfang is a guest you brought back! if you are still here to delay time, he may have to leave, and it will be too late to talk about collecting faith at that time. ”

Seeing that they were quiet, Sanae's expression in the East Wind Valley returned to normal in a blink of an eye.

"Ahem, that's what I said!"

Suwako coughed twice and sat up straight.

"I don't understand. ”

Kanako Yasaka propped her head with one hand and lay down on her side.

"Even if that human can allow us to collect some people's beliefs, it doesn't deserve to be so important to you?"

"No, no, no, Kanako, you don't understand it at all! Let me tell you, do you know why I attach so much importance to that person? Because the person who has a causal connection with him is not an ordinary person! Many of them are still known to us!"

"Do we know each other?

Kanako Yasaka's eyelids couldn't help but jump a few times.

"That's right. So, as long as we get the faith of the man out there and use him as a pedal, it is possible for us to collect the faith of those people. ”

"Then, through them, let all the people and youkai in Gensokyo come and believe in us. Hey, hey, hey, when that time comes......"

Kanako Yasaka got up and clenched her fists hard.

"Dominating Gensokyo is just around the corner. ”

"Kanako, are you going to dominate Gensokyo?"

"No, it's just a figurative statement. ”

Thinking that she could collect a steady stream of faith power in the future, Kanako Yasaka wanted to laugh out loud a few times.

"Well, by the way, Suwako, can't you just do this yourself, why do you need me to come forward?"

A trace of doubt rose in her heart, and she asked.

"If I can do it, then I'll need to find you!"

Suwako looked depressed.

"That bastard is so difficult, stubborn, and difficult, not only does he have no respect for God, but his heart is so bad that he actually made up a story to lie to me!"

As soon as he said this, Suwako gritted his teeth with hatred, if it weren't for Dongfang Yaoichi accidentally saying something that leaked his mouth, he would still be kept in the dark!

"Hehe, it's fun, I like to do challenging things the most. ”

Kanako Yasaka grinned, and she became interested.

"This, Kanako-sama, Suwako-sama, will such a plan work?"

Seeing that his two gods were full of interest, Sanae of Dongfenggu couldn't help but ask questions.

"I'm afraid that Mr. Dongfang is also from the outside world, can we really make him believe in God?"

"And such a thing?"

Kanako Yasaka's brows couldn't help but furrow.

"Suwako, do you know about this?"

"Of course, the first time I saw that guy, I knew he wasn't from Gensokyo. And ......"

"And?"

"And he must have known that we weren't from here. Isn't it? Sanae. ”

"Hmm. ”

Sanae Dongfengya nodded.

"That's it...... It's okay, no matter how much he's there, he can't escape from the palm of our hand. ”

"Yay, please, Kanako. ”

"Wrap it up with me!"

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"Hah!"

After waiting for a long time, the tea was drunk, and the people inside finally came out.

"I'm really sorry to keep you waiting so long. ”

As soon as Sanae came out, she immediately bowed deeply to me.

"If you come any later, I'll die of thirst. ”

My joke immediately made Sanae's face feverish, and she smiled embarrassedly and hurriedly poured me full of tea.

After a while, Suwako and another woman in red slowly walked out.

The woman sat down cross-legged across from me.

"Let me reintroduce myself! My name is Sanae Toshiya and I'm the wind blessing of this Moriya Shrine. The other one over there is Suwako-sama Mizuya, and this one is Kanako-sama Yasaka, and they are both gods of this shrine, which is the god I serve. ”

Sanae Kazuya sat down, pointed at Suwako and Kanako Yasaka in turn, and said.

"Please advise, I'm Dongfang Yao. ”

I glanced at the mirror hanging from Kanako Yasaka's chest, but my eyes were more focused on the huge hemp rope that hung behind her.

I think I've seen that thing somewhere, um, what's it called? Oh, yes, it's a rope.

But I don't know what it's used for.

"I've heard that you should believe in the gods here. ”

Kanako Yasaka held her cheek in one hand and looked at me with a smile on her face.

"Nothing else. ”

I shook my head and denied it.

"Oh, so you don't want to believe in gods. ”

"As I said earlier, I don't need any faith. ”

"Why? Won't you be able to regain your faith?"

"Kanako, I've already said that. ”

Suwako pulled Kanako Yasaka's clothes and said in a low voice.

"Why didn't you say it earlier. ”

The look of embarrassment on Kanako Yasaka's face flashed.

"No, because from the beginning, I didn't have any faith. ”

I took a sip of tea with a calm expression, as if I had no notice of their conversation.

"Isn't that good? Do you know what is good about believing in God?"

"Oh, what's the benefit?"

"I'll sue you!"

Kanako Yasaka was about to show off her eloquence, but was stopped by Suwako Suwako.

"Kanako, I've said all these things, but it's completely useless!"

"What?"

Kanako Yasaka's expression froze suddenly.

"Ah, don't play, don't play, really, there's no way to do it like this!"

She rubbed her hair frantically, lowered the rope behind her to the wall, and moved to the table.

"Sanae, bring the wine, I want to drink. ”

"Okay, please wait a minute. ”

Sanae got up and left quickly.

"Hey, Kanako, why did you give up?"

Suwako Kuiya crawled over and shook Kanako Yasaka's shoulder and asked.

"It's so troublesome, I don't want to do it. ”

"You, you, Kanako, I'm so disappointed in you. ”

Suwako slapped a few palms of Yasaka Kanako angrily.

"Suwako, do you want to drink?"

"Drink your head. ”

Suwako stood up and returned to her room in a rage.

Kanako Yasaka looked at her and shook her head.

"Hey, your name is Dongfang, right?"

"Yes. ”

"How's your drinking?"

"Why, do you need me to drink with you?"

I laughed, and things seemed to get interesting.

"That's right, Suwako ran away, and Sanae's alcohol consumption is not very good, and the only one left to find is you!"

"Two people drink wine, and one person drinks stuffy wine. ”

"Yes, yes, that's it. ”

Kanako Yasaka also laughed happily.

"How about it, if you're not interested in having a drink?"

"Gladly. ”

I'm never going to back down when it comes to drinking.

"The wine is coming!"

To my surprise, they didn't drink from a glass, but with a red saucer.

Sanae of Higashiya poured a full bottle of wine for me and Kanako Yasaka, and then retreated to the side.

"Come on,. ”

"Dry. ”

Like a whale sucking water, the wine on the plate was drunk by me in the blink of an eye.

"Okay, refreshing. ”

Seeing that I had drunk the wine faster than herself, Kanako Yasaka nodded with great satisfaction.

"You're not bad either. ”

"Come again. ”

Without the help of Sanae in Toshiya Valley, Kanako Yasaka quickly poured our wine full. touched the plate, and the two drank it all again.

Seeing that there was nothing to do here, Sanae Dongfuya wanted to leave.

"That, Kanako-sama, I'm going to find Suwako-sama!"

"Well, there you go!"

With her consent, Sanae of Dongfeng Valley slowly retreated inside.

"Kanako, this stupid, big stupid, big fool. ”

As soon as I came to the door of the room, I heard the resentful voice of Suwako Suwako.

"Suwako-sama, I'm in!"

Sanae of Tokoya knocked on the door and walked in.

"What's wrong? Suwako-sama, are you angry with Kanako-sama?"

"Of course I was angry. ”

Suwako slammed the pillow she was holding with a punch.

"That guy Kanako, who obviously promised me, but now he suddenly changed his hexagram, it's really hateful. I hate her, I hate her the most. ”

"That's not the case, Suwako-sama. ”

Sanae Kazuya walked over and hugged her from behind.

"Kanako-sama, she, has already begun to collect faith. ”

"Hmm, yes, how did I forget that this is the way we collect faith!"

Suwako couldn't help but knock on her head a few times, not only did she forget about it, but she also blamed Kanako Yasaka, she was a big fool, a big fool!

"Sanae, do you think Kanako will be angry with me?"

"Don't worry, it won't. ”

"Well, thank you, Sanae. ”

"That's what I'm supposed to do. ”

Sanae Tokoya put her face on the top of Suwako's hat and muttered to herself.

"Sanae, bring the wine!"

"Here it is. ”

Hearing the shouts of Kanako Yasaka, Sanae Higashiya had no choice but to let go of Suwako.

"Alright, Suwako-sama, I'm going to get wine for Kanako-sama and them. ”

"Sanae, remember to take more, I'll drink it too. ”

"Okay. ”

Looking at Suwako, who was full of energy again, Sanae Toshiya had a happy smile on her face.

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The feast lasted from noon to late afternoon, and showed no signs of stopping. The table and floor were already filled with a large pile of empty bottles. After drinking it for so long, Kanako Yasaka's face is already flushed, and she even has a big tongue when she speaks. I feel fine, but my vision is a little blurry.

As for Sanae Kazuya and Suwako Fuya, they were already drunk and unconscious, and they collapsed to the ground.

"It's amazing! You can drink with me until now. But if you four treat me one, that's a little unfair!"

"You're drunk. ”

"No, how could God be drunk!"

I shook my head, feeling a little dizzy.

"Looks like that's all we have to do today. ”

I put the plate down.

"Someone's coming to pick me up! I'll take my leave, goodbye. ”

I waved my hand, and the whole person fell into a black crack that suddenly appeared.

"Goodbye. ”

Kanako Yasaka also waved her hand, fell to the floor with a smile, and fell asleep in a huff.