Chapter 157: Play your poop for a day
"Boss, let's go to the library together?"
At the end of the first professional class, several girls in the dormitory walked out of the lecture hall together.
According to the convention, they usually go to self-study together, and Jiang Ying is greeting a few little girls.
"No, I have something to do in the afternoon, so I'll go first."
"Huh? Boss, why are you going? ”
"Confidentiality," Shen Xiaoxiao blinked her eyes and pushed Jiang Ying and them like ducklings, "Hurry up and review, aren't you going to take the CPA exam soon?" I didn't sign up again, don't mess with me, don't miss the exam. ”
"Then we're going...... a few little girls waved reluctantly.
"Well, go ahead, go ahead!"
Shen Xiaoxiao waved slightly at a few girlfriends, and when she saw that they were far away, she turned around and walked towards the school gate.
Starbucks, who arrived at the school gate first, bought a large cup of toffee hazelnut latte, sat in the window seat, and watched the cars outside the window while drinking.
On weekday mornings, it's not lunch time, and there aren't many people in the store.
A little girl who had just learned to walk, who should have been brought by her mother, stood next to her mother, stretched out her fingers like shallots, pointed to the coffee in her mother's hand, and babbled.
Her mother gently patted her head as she lifted her coffee cup high.
"This baby can't drink it yet......"
"Uh-huh...... Babble...... Wow......" The little girl's grandmother's voice was very cute, and she still insisted on pointing to the coffee cup in her mother's hand.
"Babies should be obedient...... Don't make a noise ...... others."
The mother was also very helpless, she couldn't coax her little daughter well, so she could only look at Shen Xiaoxiao next to her apologetically.
Shen Xiaoxiao also smiled and said that it didn't matter.
She looked at the little girl a little dazed, and for some reason, she seemed to see herself as a child in a trance.
At that time, Mom and Dad were not very busy, and they would often take her out to play and buy her McDonald's juice.
At that time, Starbucks was still very small, and McDonald's was the most exclusive and delicious place in her eyes.
Pity...... Later, Mom and Dad became more and more successful in their careers, and the time they spent with her became less and less.
Shen Xiaoxiao picked up the coffee and took a sip, letting the taste of toffee hazelnut syrup spread throughout her mouth.
It's okay.
I've grown up.
……
At this time, a Magotan cut in from the main road and pulled over in front of Starbucks.
The window was lowered, and Shen Xiaoxiao saw Mo Yu sitting in the driver's seat, took out her mobile phone and started dialing.
Five seconds later, Shen Xiaoxiao's phone rang.
She directly refused the call, picked up her coffee and stood up, and waved at the little girl by the way.
"Nothing......" the little girl said goodbye to her grandmother's voice, and her cute little paws were raised and waved at her.
Shen Xiaoxiao couldn't help but smile in surprise.
……
Pushing the door out, I saw Mo Yu scratching his ears and cheeks holding his mobile phone, and then began to press on it again.
"Don't fight, don't fight, here." Shen Xiaoxiao passed by Mo Yu's car window, knocked on his rearview mirror, then walked around the front of the car and walked towards the passenger seat.
"Hey, what ...... I say" Mo Yu's eyes followed her, watching Shen Xiaoxiao sit in and close the door, "You still refused to answer my call, I almost thought I was shaken by you again." ”
"What's the catch? I had time to call, and I was already sitting in. ”
"Yes, yes...... But I've hit them all, and you'll take one of them. ”
"Beep with me again? Hurry up and drive! ”
"Tsk...... Fierce, fierce, are you begging me? ”
"Did I beg you?"
"Ouch, again?! Turn your face and don't admit it! Who called me yesterday at night and asked me to take it to Xiangshan today? Mo Yu looked angry, staring at Shen Xiaoxiao and shouting, and spittle squirted out.
"What day of the week is today, do you know? Thursday, Thursday! Miss! Ah yes, you college students can get a house price if you don't have classes anyway, and we can't work as workers! Oh, in order to take you to Xiangshan, I took half a day off, but as expected, our boss scolded me again. ”
"Poof......" Shen Xiaoxiao laughed quietly.
"Laughing hair?!"
"I scolded you? I'm not impressed......"
"Hey Shen Xiaoxiao...... You're still struggling! My boss! Is it okay for the boss in my company to pay me? Oh, Jiang Ying and Lu Qian, they call you boss, and you have a high tail? I...... I'm happy to call you Xiaoxiao, if I'm not happy, I'll ......"
Shen Xiaoxiao glared at him, "What's the matter with you?" ”
"I ......" Mo Yu was a little hesitant in his eyes, but when it came to this, he couldn't lose his momentum.
finally said viciously: "I'll call you a girl!" Long snacks and serve them well, otherwise you won't have a free driver on call in the future! ”
"Good, good...... Master~ Or, this girl will press your legs? ”
Shen Xiaoxiao leaned over as she spoke, and stretched her hand to Mo Yu's leg.
"Don't!"
As if a conditioned reflex, Mo Yu snapped his split leg and went back, and protected his leg with his hand.
"You...... You're trying to poison me again? ”
"Puff......" Shen Xiaoxiao looked at Mo Yu's nervous appearance and smiled with satisfaction.
"Yes...... Shen Xiaoxiao sat back and glanced at her, "It's really a frightened bird." It seems that the effect has reached ......"
"You...... You wicked woman! The last time I was pinched by you, there are still a few traces! ”
"Really? Come and see me. ”
"I ...... I don't! Mo Yu squirmed, looked out the car window, and said with emotion: "Every scar on my body reminds me how cruel you are to me." ”
"Do you want to be so exaggerated? Didn't I let you pinch me too? ”
"I ......" Mo Yu pinched the steering wheel hatefully, "I'm not you, I can't do it!" ”
"Then there's no way......" Shen Xiaoxiao spread her hands with an expression of helplessness.
"Hey......" Mo Yu let out a long sigh and began to set up navigation.
"Please fasten your seatbelts, we're off now......" the sound came from the horn.
"Yo...... Sister Chiling, when did you change it? ”
"Just two days ago."
"Tut-tut......"
"What's wrong?"
"It's nothing, you men, you guys should like it, right?"
"Xiaoxiao, can you not be so yin and yang, or can you record one for me?"
"Huh?"
"Come on, come on!" Qi Shang opened the voice settings in the navigation program as he spoke, "You also say a word, the same as she just now." ”
“??”
Shen Xiaoxiao didn't react a little, but she saw Mo Yu holding her mobile phone and slamming it towards her.
She looked at her phone, "Can this really be done like this?" ”
"Of course! What's the joke about this? I shouted and you started ......"
Mo Yu looked at the phone screen again, shouted "start" directly, clicked on the screen, and then stretched the phone over.
Shen Xiaoxiao was a little caught off guard.
This Mo Yu doesn't make it clear, this is the beginning?
She hesitated for a few seconds, and saw Mo Yu giving her a look and urging her to speak.
There was no way, Shen Xiaoxiao actually said in the most snorting voice she could.
"Please fasten your seatbelts, we're going to go...... Two goods! ”
"Huh?!" Mo Yu took back his phone, "Why are you still playing by yourself?" This is navigation, when it comes to traffic safety, it's a very serious matter, okay? ”
Shen Xiaoxiao clasped her hands to her chest, "Just say if this sentence can be used." ”
"Can be used is can be used, that is, your last two words are redundant......"
"If it's redundant, delete it!"
“……”
Mo Yu held his mobile phone and didn't move.
After thinking about it, you can't delete it.
Shen Xiaoxiao's sentence, the front is very gentle, and it sounds a little soft all over, which is really rare!
I guess it's impossible to get her to re-record it anymore.
It's better to accept it when you see it!
"Okay, that's it!"
After Mo Yu weighed the pros and cons, he decided to do it.
In the mobile phone settings, the navigation is turned on again.
Sure enough, Shen Xiaoxiao's voice replaced Sister Chi Ling and came out of the car horn.
"Please fasten your seatbelts, we're going to go...... Two goods! ”
"Poof......
Shen Xiaoxiao listened to her voice and burst out laughing.
Mo Yu also smiled helplessly, and glanced at her angrily, "You too, it affects my mood when driving." ”
……
Mo Yu drove the car, carrying Shen Xiaoxiao, merging into the traffic, all the way towards Xiangshan in the northwest of the imperial capital.
Mo Yu asked a little curiously: "By the way, why did you want to go to Xiangshan today?" It is not an optional working day. ”
"Well," Shen Xiaoxiao looked into the distance ahead, and said lightly: "In a few days, the red leaves of Xiangshan should be the most colorful......
"Oh yes!" Mo Yu also remembered, "Then why don't you wait for the opening of the Xiangshan Red Leaves Festival, it's almost time anyway." ”
"It's just right to go now, in fact, the leaves are almost red, but there won't be many people. In the past, a few days after the National Day every year, my parents would take me to climb Xiangshan to see the autumn leaves. That's probably ...... It's a little ritual in life. ”
Mo Yu glanced at her, and some light flashed in his eyes.
Last time, Shen Xiaoxiao told her that her parents had been on a business trip in Europe and had not been back for a long time.
It seems that this year I can't take Shen Xiaoxiao to see the autumn leaves.
"I know," Mo Yu said thoughtlessly, "I'm going to play your baba for a day today." ”
“??!!”
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