When Wang Yunyao and I arrived at home, it was already past ten o'clock, and the animals were still working in Bruce, and the house was empty, and there were no people.

Taking advantage of the fact that there was no one at home, my brother was going to take a mandarin duck bath today, so I took off my shoes, put my arms around Yaoyao's waist from behind, and kissed her neck.

"Don't make a fuss, can you think of something else in your head, think about it every day as soon as you get home!!" Yaoyao pushed me, twisted her little ass, and walked towards the room.

"Do you know when I look at you and don't feel it, you're in danger!!" I was quite unhappy, followed her buttocks, and slapped her hand with a bow.

"Who do you think is rare about you!The team chasing the old lady is lined up outside the map!" Yaoyao was idle, and she didn't say a word to me.

The two of us opened the door, I couldn't stand it anymore, the ** in the lower abdomen, directly put her on the bed, and shouted: "Oh, you goblin, look at the poor monk accepted you!"

"Fuck off, go take a shower first!" Yaoyao said, pushing me.

"I found out that you women have a lot of things, and you have to take a bath every time for Mao, so is there a jump on Lao Tzu?" I said with some disappointment.

"Don't ink, go!"

"You go with me!" I said and looked at Yaoyao and walked to the bathroom, to be honest, I owe it today, I'm idle, I have nothing to do.

After arriving in the bathroom, I began to undress, after all, it was the first time to take a mandarin duck bath, I was quite excited, humming a little song, not to mention how hi.

The so-called happiness and sorrow, soon trouble came, just when I took off my whole body clothes, Yaoyao frowned, rummaged in the clothes I took off, and looked very serious.

"What are you looking for?" I asked, curiously.

"Meng Fei, where are your underwear??" Yaoyao searched for a long time, and finally stood up and asked me with a gloomy face.

"Uh, I lost," I said, a little overwhelmed, and blushed.

"Lost your underwear???lost ?

"Can you not talk about it?" I didn't know how to explain it to her.

"Why can't you skip eating? You tell me, are you going to prostitute yourself?" I found that when a woman encounters something, she likes to think about prostitution.

"No, it's just a loss of love!" I said with some arguity.

"You're a fucking prostitute, you still say you've fucking loved me for the rest of your life, and you're fucking like that to me!!!" Yaoyao was really angry, kicked at me, and walked to the bedroom in a huff.

"Daughter-in-law, I'm really not a prostitute!!" I had a urge to kill now, but I walked over and explained.

"Then you say, where are the panties?" Yaoyao stared at Shui Lingling's big eyes and continued to ask.

I was naked, walking back and forth in the house, my heart was full of entanglements, it was so fucking embarrassing to say this, don't talk about it, I have to fucking fight with my daughter-in-law, it's fucking unlucky, what the fuck is this!

"I'll be honest with you, I didn't bring any fucking paper to the toilet, I wiped it with a hundred dollars, I was afraid of breaking the law, I wiped it with a steel hammer, I was afraid of scratching my ass, and in the end I had no choice but to wipe it with my underwear, and I definitely couldn't wear it after wiping it, so I fucking threw it away!!" No matter how thick-skinned I was, I felt fucking ashamed at this time.

"What about making movies? You won't call and ask someone to send you some paper? What are you fooling?" Yaoyao asked with an expression that you and I were an idiot, and asked even more angrily.

"I said my phone was out of battery, do you believe it??" I was a little unsure, after all, this fact was a bit too coincidental.

"Hurry up and get out of here, do you think I look like a fool?" Yaoyao angrily bit me on the shoulder and kicked me again.

I'm really speechless, at this time my heart is extremely aggrieved, if Lao Tzu really prostitutes, it's okay, but I haven't even touched a woman's hand, just such a dumb loss, I really can't accept it.

"Don't you believe me?" I'm going to spend the night with her tonight, and I'm going to figure it out.

"I want to believe that I'm a fool, you get up, I'll go home!!" Yaoyao was also quite angry, and she was about to get dressed.

"Okay, don't you have to embarrass me? Grass, I'm going to fucking lead you to find your pants, you open your big eyes, look at the length of your pants, whether it's fucking shit or sperm!!" I pulled him and walked outside with my clothes on.

She didn't speak, let me pull, the two of us got into the car, rampage all the way, and rushed to Bruce again, I just got out of the car, just in time to see Chenchen and Wang Mumu standing at the door chatting.

"Why are you two here?" Chenchen asked with some surprise when he saw me, Wang Mumu said to him disdainfully: "Silly B can see that they are quarreling, why do you have to ask?"

"Get out, don't ink!" I kicked the two of them away and strode in, Wang Mumu and the others were stunned and followed in.

When we walked to the first floor, we fucking ran into Zhang Wei and Lei Zi again, two gossip men, who were also very curious to follow behind our butts.

I had already opened up at this time, in order to prove my innocence, whoever the wants to laugh can laugh, I didn't hesitate at all, walked to the men's toilet on the second floor, pushed open the door and ran to the toilet where I had squatted before.

It's very unfortunate that there are people in this pit, I don't care about the three-seven-twenty-one, kicked open the toilet door, and a surprising scene appeared, a gangster is inside, smoking marijuana, smoking is called a leisurely, and spitting smoke rings, it doesn't look like an ordinary stupid B.

"Big brother, what are you doing?" the thug was visibly stunned and looked at us with some fear.

"It's none of your business, go, change the pit and pump it!" I pulled him out, and no matter how dirty the paper basket was, I reached out and picked it up.

The people outside looked stupid, looking at me like they were looking at a psychopath, Wang Mumu asked Wang Yunyao puzzled: "Is there a shortage of paper in our house?"

"Get away!" Yaoyao looked at me and didn't stop her, and scolded Wang Mumu.

I fucking dug it out for a long time and didn't find my pants, I remember that I was very careful to keep it from being seen, why the fuck was gone?

"Pretending again, you're pretending, have you been crazy enough? Have you played enough?" Yaoyao looked at me and said disdainfully.

"Has anyone ever been to the Mumu toilet?" I asked Wang Mumu without paying attention to Yaoyao.

"You fucking nonsense, can the toilet be fucking idle, cannons, drugs, shit, fart, don't you have to fucking come like this?" Wang Mumu said unhappily.

"What the hell do I mean, where are my pants??" I didn't say anything.

"What the are you shouting at me, where are your pants, how the do I know?" Wang Mumu's alternative outlaw strength came up again.

"Let's all calm down, let me ask you, has anyone come to the toilet to clean up?"

"Yes, there was a bunch of drunks just now, vomiting all over the floor, I asked the cleaners to clean up!" Chen Chen replied to me.

PS: Chapter 8 of the Explosion Week