The story of the big general equals the stupid
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Could it be that the general of the Authority is synonymous with stupidity?
It's too much, boy, that's it.
Brother Chun showed a rather reluctant expression, and he shook his small wine glass to drink the delicious and shaking liquor in one gulp.
Men pay attention to female xing, don't you pay attention to your figure?
Nana's expression seems to have changed to the expression of looking at Loricon and looking at scum.
This can't be done, boy, Lori is a disease, and it has to be cured! The old man has a companion who is very good at electrotherapy, do you want the old man to introduce you to the young man? That's also a general, oh, peace of mind, it's neutral.
Who's Lolicon......
But、In the enviable, jealous and hateful group you brought, there are many inadvertent behaviors that make people feel excited.,Is it really Loria?
No... The nerd can't help but stiffen. Be..... No. Ahh
Haha、Boy,Don't worry,Lolita control is not a disease.,Actually, it's not that what you like is Lori.,It's just that what you like happens to be Lori.。
Even with this explanation, the nerd still felt that he really wanted to punch Brother Chun, a general in front of him who looked like a big brother next door.
So、Boy, you and that Tamamo.。
Your Excellency, my companion doesn't like the name Tamamo, she has the name Yakumo Blue.
Is it? It's the old man who is rude, so, boy, have you ever done it with that Miss Yakumo Blue? Have you ever hugged that soft **?
It was the obscene expression of the old disrespectful, and Brother Chun, who poured himself wine, asked such a crucial question.
Are you stupid!!
The last reverence in the nerd's heart for the so-called general is completely gone.
So that's it, boy, it's too much to scold others for being stupid, the old man is not stupid, he's just curious about the life of a young man, after all, as far as the old man knows...... Young man, you have such a relationship with that big monster Yakumo Murasaki.
The index finger of the raised left hand is glued to the tip of the thumb to make a circle.
And the raised right index finger is inserted into the middle of the circle formed by the left index finger and thumb, which is quite an obscene gesture, and it is simple and easy to understand, so that the nerd can understand what Brother Chun in front of him wants to express.
Stupid?
This is one of the three captains with the legendary sè color, and this is one of the three generals now?
Is that Brother Chun, the city manager of the Martial Shattered Void level?
According to the intelligence collected by the nerd when he was in the Chengguan Army, the strength of the three generals of the current Authority is unfathomable, and the nerd can only make a rough judgment just from those stories that are like legends.
But after seeing it with my own eyes, I realized that the description in those legends was less than one percent of my own.
Like a group of twelve paladins, seven cardinals, and a multi-year-long war with the pope backed by the faith of the faithful.
Single-handedly destroyed the strongest Yin Yang Master in the Far East, and personally cut off all eight heads of the revived Eight Miscellaneous Snakes.
It was a punch that pushed back the hundreds of feet high, and it was the molten pillar of the erupting volcano that was knocked back.
With the true face of such a legendary general, a beautiful young man with a delicate face, as well as a strong body and a completely immodest attitude, such a person, as one of the three generals of the Authority, is hopeless from the Authority.
The old man just wants to get along with the teenager intimately, so he wants to discuss some topics that the teenager is interested in.
Why do you think the topic I'm interested in is like this?
Facing the nerd's scolding with an unhappy tone, Brother Chun was stunned for a moment, and then said as a matter of course.
But isn't it true that you were taking a large group of beautiful girls around on official events that you needed to report? The old man was almost blinded by the brilliance of those young and beautiful girls.
Brother Chun said this, and the nerd was completely speechless.
Ahh
Hey, don't be disappointed, boy, you must need the old man to show a hostile attitude towards Gensokyo, and then hide a scheming trick in the words, and this originally very ordinary conversation must also be frightening step by step, every sentence and every word implies something like that? Hey, boy, is your lifestyle too hard? Are you really a youkai? Aren't you human?
I was originally human.
Alas?
If you want to investigate, you can investigate, but it's meaningless.,I'm not a human in this world.,There's no me in this world.,There's no place for me to be.,I'm a human who became a monster in Gensukyo.。
The nerd calmly told Brother Chun everything about himself, which surprised Brother Chun, he didn't expect the nerd to have such an identity, and this is also the content of Brother Sharp's original words.
Is it a half-demon in other words?
So to speak, but I'm targeting demons, although youkai can indeed call us alien beings who have deviated from humanity.
Oh, yes?
sighed again, the nerd has understood what kind of existence the so-called general is, and the awe in his heart has completely disappeared, maybe the other party's strength is stronger than his own and worthy of respect, but the feeling of restraint and fear really doesn't need to be maintained.
He didn't have anything worth his own martial arts about.
Perhaps this is the unique charm of the general named Chun.
So back to the topic, did you do it with that Yakumo Blue?
No!!
As a result, the topic ran back to the man's favorite topic, and the nerd's face couldn't help but flush with anger.
Alas...... Why, then you can see that it will be the daughter of a good wife and mother of the safe type, why didn't you do it, it is said that the tail of the nine-tailed fox is very soft, and that figure, boy, don't you have any idea at all? That is definitely for any male xing..... A very obedient wife.
The figures of Pache and Yakumo Zi appeared in his mind, but as Brother Chun said, Yakumo Blue, who has a proud curvy ketone body that is not inferior to these two people, can definitely capture any male xing with that stunning face, and that moving voice and soft **.
Just like the legendary demon concubine Daji Tamamomae.
She has the charm that fascinates the other.,This is also her charm.,It's also her personality itself.。
As a male xing, it is still normal for a male xing to have these thoughts, the nerd narrowed his eyes, and the figure of Patchouli and Yakumo Purple became clearer in his mind, the figure of Misty hugging Pache appeared, and the figure of the little devil beside Pache like a maid appeared, and her arrogant expression appeared clearly on her face every time she saw herself, and behind Yakumo Purple was the figure of the lonely evil god Key Yama Hinata..... Their figures became clearer and clearer, and the next moment, the figures of young girls appeared beside them.
There is Sister Yuxiang, there is Lumia, and there is Fran..... There's Reimu, there's Marisa..............
Ah、As a male xing,It's strange if you don't have an idea about blue.,It's true that judging from the perspective of male xing.,It's impossible to have a female xing who doesn't like that.,But、Like to like.,I'm very respectful to blue.。 It may be rude to her, but this is a very common request for human beings, and I will not deny it........
If you deny this Yu Request, don't you deny the Yakumo Purple who fell in love at first sight, and Kagiyama Hinata?
also denied his first love, Lei.
Wow, suddenly I was very conscious.
Yes, thanks to His Excellency the General, I know what I need to protect and what I need to see, and the small talk ends here, no, I'm sorry, Your Excellency, I'm too puzzled.
The nerd's expression calmed down suddenly, he was too sharp, and now he is no longer the original Su Daizhi.
As a forgotten thing, as a member of Gensokyo, he should have been alive ziyou is.
Although His Excellency is interested in this subject, I think it is disrespectful to my female companions, so I hope you will stop in moderation, and if you have anything to say about my subject, I will not say anything.
The nerd put on a monster shelf, and put on a posture equal to the general Chun, not because of his arrogance, but because he is now the sole agent of Gensokyo.
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Because the nerds are on official business, these ladies from Gensokyo have changed into beautiful swimsuits and played according to the rules of the people of the world on the beach where a large number of people of the world gathered.
Fran was building a two-meter-tall column on the beach, while Lumia was working on two large balls of sand, completely unaware of what the two of them were trying to build.
Wearing a swimsuit to attract the attention of passers-by, under the umbrella, Patchouli and Kaguya exchange the culture of the present world, of course, it is Patchouli who is unilaterally taught by Kaguya about the culture of modern video games.
It seems that yesterday's trip to the video game center also made Pache interested in this treasure of this world.
Covering her wet hair, Yakumo's blue face seemed to be very red, and she couldn't help but sigh in distress, she gathered a lot of male eyes with her foul figure, and the cute gesture of holding her head and her flushed face made up of Jing Sè, even the members of the Authority who thought they could resist these beautiful Sè couldn't help but completely put themselves under the apron of the bathing suit of Yakumo Blue.
(It's really a substitute for the Lord.........
What's wrong? Little fox. Kazemi Yuka didn't seem to be in a good mood, and frequently looked at the hot spring inn.
No, Kazami-sama, please enjoy it, if you can't enjoy it to the fullest, it doesn't make sense for Lord Kazami to take us to this world, please feel this world.
I see.....
These Gensokyo ladies seem to be having a good time, and the so-called beach volleyball is blasted out of a large hole in the beach by a girl in a red and white bathing suit with an upside-down golden hook that can bury a dozen people, and it can only make them laugh a lot.
However, the faces of some passers-by turned a lot paler, although I really wanted to remind the cute girls who were playing beach volleyball over there that your opening posture was completely wrong, but looking at the countless potholes around the beach volleyball court, in order not to lie in it, for the sake of their own lives, they consciously stood in the distance.
But Melly, who was confused, unknowingly gathered a lot of male xing to talk to.
I'm sorry, I have someone I like, well, yes, I like it very much, even though he's someone's grandfather, and he's prettier than others......
But the men who were rejected by Mei Li were always rejected by this inexplicable rejection, which made them so sad, which is more outrageous than the pink sè short-haired Lori over there who claimed to be 800 years old and had a husband.
They all seem to be enjoying the world to the fullest.
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Well, no matter how many of the enviable, jealous and hateful groups brought by the boy are particularly concerned about the boy, and no matter if the naughty ghost with good hearing, the old man is really full of interest in the boy.
The index finger tapped on the table, and the thinking Brother Chun didn't seem to plan to continue the previous topic, which really relieved the nerd.
After all, how many of the girls he brought into the world could understand the conversation at this time?
If you continue to discuss other topics, it is estimated that when you go home and face Patchouli without saying anything or blaming anything, the nerd himself should consciously kneel on the washboard for several hours.
It's true that it's rude to discuss female xing, so, boy, because Xiao Cheng is a tongue-in-cheek guy, the entire bureau knows that one of the three thousand core members is the concubine of the monster sage Yakumo Zi, and the old man is more curious after knowing the news........ Hey, boy, what do you like about Yakumo?
Ha?∑°△°|||)
The nerd asked Chun with that dumbfounded look. Isn't it just asking about this aspect?
Yes, it's really rude to discuss female xing, but what the old man wants to know is where the boy likes Yakumo Purple.
All.
The nerd answered immediately, and without hesitation did not want to continue the meaning of the topic.
Hey, boy, you're foul like this, and the type of alien that many girls hate is to ask him what he likes about his girlfriend?
I'm more popular, so it's okay......... ╮ ̄▽ ̄)╭
................ Hey, boy, you can't do that, it's like using a cheat during a game.
Rather than being troubled by the curious nerd Chun, the nerd himself tries to avoid the ladies with the tip of his ears from hearing him discuss other ladies' topics, after all, ladies can easily become sick ladies.
The nerd didn't think he could refuse Pache Brewhou's request to say you could die once.
He wants to live for Pacully, so he chooses the difficult path of immortality, but he will also die for Pache Licully's words.
By the way, Your Excellency, can you not ask such a question? What you want to know is mine.
yes、That's why the old man is very curious about the feelings of the young man。
That, what you have to know is the will of my own Su Daizhi, not the slightly chaotic circle of my Su Daizhi.
But the old man thinks your circle is very attractive.
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I can't help but add that the so-called general is just a nerd who is synonymous with stupidity, and some don't know how to continue the conversation with Brother Chun in front of him.
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