"Master, you're back."

When I arrived at the door, I seemed to sense something, and a maid opened the door, and it was Xiaozhu, who stepped forward and said.

"Yes. I am back. ”

Xiang Yu said.

"Master, can the Northern Expedition be successful?" Xiao Ju asked.

"It didn't work out at all, it just went out on an armed march. A group of weak chickens just pecked each other. Xiang Yu said, his eyes full of disdain.

Back home, Xiang Yu lay on the vast recliner, as if he was going to be a salted fish.

Immediately, Xiao Zhuye stepped forward and massaged him, Xiang Yu was reminiscing with his eyes closed, and the more he recalled, the more angry he became.

"I, a Chinese man, with the descendants of Yan and Huang, the greatness of life and the glory of death, how can I kneel down and call someone else's father...... In later generations, Huaxia was poor and white, and the poor were called Huazi, but they were also standing alive. Even if the Golden Eagle Country coerced and lured him to the door of his home, he would rather die than give in, and resolutely not kneel. ”

"Even in the 70s, the hairy bear threatened the north, and the golden eagle was in the Taiwan Strait, but he didn't kneel, he didn't call the Golden Eagle Country Dad, or he didn't call the Mao Bear father."

"But cowardly Song, kneeling down and calling dad a few times, no matter how much GDP there is, no matter how preferential treatment the literati is, it's a fart, a coward, it's all over!"

The more he thought about this, the more angry Xiang Yu became, the more angry he became.

Vaguely, I felt a voice, and I saw the door open wide, and the sunflower eunuch appeared.

If it was in the past, Xiang Yu would have gotten up to greet him, but now he is so angry that he doesn't bother to pay attention to it, he just lies on the recliner, still at ease, still looking like an uncle.

"How's the situation at the front?" The sunflower eunuch was not angry and asked directly.

"Not good."

Xiang Yu said: "The Song army is a weak chicken, the Jin army is also a weak chicken, both sides are rotten, see who is worse, and the Song army is even worse, so the Song army loses." ”

"The Northern Expedition is a joke."

The sunflower eunuch said: "Bashu, Wu Xi rebelled, took refuge in the Jin State, and wanted to divide one side. ”

"There are people who want to be emperors." Xiang Yu sneered: "There are people who want to compete for it again, to be the emperor." Shi Jingjiao is the first emperor, Zhao Gou is the second emperor, and Wu Xi is the third emperor. In these years, the emperor has to rush to do it, and if he is late, he may not even have the qualifications to be the emperor. ”

The eunuch Sunflower ignored these and said: "The Jin army is going south, and it has reached Yangzhou, and it is about to cross the river." ”

Xiang Yu said: "Great Song Dynasty, what about the lost country? Anyway, I have no hope for the Song Dynasty...... The Great Song Dynasty is gone, what does it matter to me. ”

The sunflower eunuch said, "Don't be angry. ”

Xiang Yu stood up and said, "I'll give you a poem." ”

When he arrived at the desk, spread out the paper, and the maid was grinding the ink on the side, Xiang Yu picked up the pen and wrote:

The door of entry and exit is locked,

The hole for the dog to crawl out is open,

A voice shouted:

Climb out and give you freedom.

I long for freedom,

But I know deep down --

How can a man's body crawl out of a dog's hole?

I hope that one day,

The fire underground,

Burn me with this living coffin,

I deserve eternal life in fire and blood.

Dropping the brush, Xiang Yu dried his handwriting and said, "This is for you." ”

The sunflower eunuch watched, but was silent, and said after a long time: "Even if you don't care about the Great Song Dynasty, you have to care about the people." Once the Jin army goes south, it will be a loss of life, and hundreds of people will be affected. ”

Xiang Yu was silent.

How innocent the people were.

But he still gritted his teeth and said: "Why is the Great Song Dynasty peaceful, why are the people happy, and why are the scholars still looking for fun, because there is not enough blood...... It's not miserable enough. ”

"Why is the Great Song Dynasty like this, it is because there are too many Qin Hui and too few Yue Fei. The building will collapse, it is difficult to support alone, everyone wants to negotiate peace, Yue Fei wants to resist gold, he will die if he does not die. ”

Not enough blood has been shed, not enough anger in the hearts of the people, not enough awakening of the people, and there is still a lack of education among the people...... Only by shedding enough blood...... For example, to Yashan.

At that time, the people felt deep pain, deep anger. Only then can the national fortune rise and recreate Yanhuang.

At that time, one Yue Fei fell, and thousands of Yue Fei stood up. Thousands of Yue Fei worked together, what is Jin Guo, it's just a punch.

"Wang Chongyang is also a bastard, Lao Tzu gave him the Book of Heaven...... As a result, he didn't do anything, and Lao Tzu broke off his friendship with him. And you, the old eunuch, Lao Tzu also broke off his friendship. ”

After scolding Da Song, Wang Chongyang, and the old eunuch, after a stinky scolding, the mood improved a lot.

Scolding is cool, and hitting people is even cooler.

In his previous life, he was an emperor, and many things were unhappy, so he had to endure them; But now that he is not the emperor, he doesn't need to endure it, he scolds people if he wants to, and he beats people if he wants to beat people.

Xiang Yu instructed the four maids and said, "Go." Let's go to live in the mountains and ignore the things outside, the big Song outside is too disgusting, and the people outside are too disgusting. When the Great Song Dynasty perishes, we will go out of the mountain again. ”

Suddenly, the three maids went to pack their things.

Xiaomei asked, "Master, what about the outside industry?" ”

Xiang Yu said: "Whoever wants to throw it to whom, I don't want it anyway." What's the use of money, in my eyes, gold and silver are rotten stones, and I am tired and panicked when I carry them on my back. ”

At this time, the sunflower eunuch stepped forward and said, "Please." ”

Xiang Yu was silent.

I wanted to refuse, but I couldn't say anything.

Han Xin commented that he had the kindness of a woman.

In fact, he really is

This is true in the past life, and it is also the same in this life, you may be ruthless to your enemies, but you can't hate your friends, and you can't be ruthless to the weak.

"What do you need me to do?" Xiang Yu said.

"Assassinate the commander of the Jin Army." Sunflower Eunuch said.

"It turned out that you wanted me to be Jing Ke." Xiang Yu said, "Jing Ke assassinated the King of Qin, and Yan Dan gave Jing Ke a lot of beauties. What beauty are you going to give me...... There is no shortage of beautiful women around me, and it is better not to open up if the quality is poor. Go to the guillotine, and give a good meal to eat. Don't think about making me work and not giving money, it's impossible...... Bring your own dry food to assassinate, you don't deserve it. ”

There was a sound of footsteps outside the door, and I saw a heroic man walking in, wearing an imperial robe, with a resolute face, and stepped forward and said, "I, ask Mr. here." ”

"Haha......"

Xiang Yu sneered, looking at this emperor of the Song Dynasty, as if looking at an interesting toy.

After a long time, Xiang Yu sat on the recliner again, very leisurely.

The so-called Emperor of the Great Song Dynasty, he is too lazy to remember.

Who is not the emperor.

My son is still Chu Taizong, I am Taizu, but I am better than you, who is an outrageous emperor who can't go up or down.

But this emperor, who seemed to have a good temperament, said, "Ask for help, sir." ”

"Gifts."

Xiang Yu hooked his finger and said.

"I have the top exercise "Nine Yin True Scripture", which I can give to Mr. The Emperor spoke.

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