Chapter 01: I don't know if I live or die
A chill hit, and I opened my eyes again, surrounded by birds and flowers, and bushes, as if I was in a big forest.
As for why it's cold, it's just because my whole body is soaked in a small river.
"It's good that the water is not deep, otherwise I would have drowned." I stood up with a mumble to myself and walked towards the shore.
"No, I'm already dead, I didn't expect the scenery of hell to be so good." I said and looked around.
"But why is it still cold when you're dead?" A gust of wind came, and I shivered again.
Fortunately, it should still be early spring in this place, and if it's winter, I really don't know what to do.
I instinctively started looking around for dead wood, I'm a person who likes the outdoors, and the fact that a fire doesn't bother me.
Not to mention that I still have an ignition stick in my pocket.
Skillfully lit a fire, took off his clothes and wrung out the water, and found a long wooden stick to stand next to the fire.
Just as I was about to bake my pants, a round stone fell out of my pocket, and it still emitted a faint white light.
"Isn't this the stone the old beggar gave me?" I was slightly stunned, bent down in surprise, and grabbed the stone in my hand.
With a warm touch, the chill on my body subsided a lot.
But as I slowly sat down on the stone by the fire, the more I thought about it, the more wrong it became, "Am I not dead?" How come there is still an ignition rod, and this stone? Still feel
To the cold?
The most surprising thing for me was that I felt hungry.
I was about to see if I could find something to feed my stomach when there was a sound of bushes in the distance, as if something was rapidly approaching me.
Looking at the topography and speed, it is definitely a beast.
Whether I die or not, it's okay for me to die myself, but it's not okay for me to be eaten by wild beasts.
I picked up a burning stick, held it tightly in my hand, and stared intently at the bushes in the distance.
It's impossible to run, how can I run past a beast on this terrain, and I'm not wearing clothes now, and I don't have time to get dressed.
Just as he was thinking about a way out, the thing in the bushes came out.
Sure enough, but fortunately, it wasn't a beast, it was a dog.
"it." I couldn't help but let out an exclamation when I saw the whole thing in its entirety.
When the thing saw me, it froze in place, and its eyes looked at me as if it could speak.
"Your Excellency." The thing said get down on one knee, yes, on one knee, and made a big bow straight to me.
"I'm Nima.." Can this thing talk?
"Calm down, calm down, maybe Lord Yama gave me an official position or something, but I don't know it yet." I kept reassuring myself in my heart to stay calm.
But I've only seen a bull-headed horse, but I've never seen this kobold.
That's right, half-kneeling in front of me was a kobold, with no doubt that his hands and feet were human, but his body was covered with hair, his ears were on the top of his head, and there was a large tail behind him.
As for that face, it's not exactly a dog face, it's more like an anthropomorphic dog face.
And this product is wearing clothes, although it is a coarse linen cloth, but it also looks like that, and even this style looks a little good, how to say, trendy.
I instinctively looked down at myself again, worried that I would become like this.
Fortunately, I didn't have any hair on my body, so I got up and went to the river to look at it, and my face didn't change.
"What the fuck is going on?" I couldn't help but touch my face and asked.
"My lord, what's wrong with you?" The kobold didn't dare to get up, but I could feel his concern.
"What is this place?" I asked, pretending to be calm.
"This is the boundary of the dog village." The kobold said.
To be honest, I'm still a little hard to accept, although I've read a lot of legends, but now I'm talking to kobolds, if I hadn't died, I thought this was some kind of Kospuri.
But seeing this guy wagging his tail at me, it shouldn't be dangerous, and he still calls me sir.
I sat down in front of the campfire, but I deliberately covered the key part, and although I was dead, I still had a sense of shame.
"Get up and speak." I said in an official tone.
"Master Xie." The kobold received the order and stood up happily.
"How did you end up here?" I asked.
The most important thing now is to find out the situation first, at least to find out which official position is bigger between me and Niu Toumamian.
"I came out hunting, and when I saw fireworks, I looked for them, but I didn't expect to meet adults." The kobold said happily.
That's how the dog laughed.
"Why do you call me Lord?" I still can't help but ask.
"My lord, don't be kidding." The kobold didn't explain, just giggled.
It's hard for me to ask, and if I continue to ask, it will show that I am too unprofessional.
"Sir, are you alone?" The kobold asked.
"Who said that, I brought a lot of people, so I went down to the river to take a bath." I don't dare to say that it's just me, this person is not familiar with the place, what if this thing has bad thoughts.
"That's great, our dog village is saved, my lord, if you don't dislike it, can you please come to the house to sit, my sister's cooking is delicious." The kobold said excitedly.
He seems to know me like that, and now it's getting dark soon, and it's not safe for me to stay here by myself, so I might as well do it.
"Well, I'll mark my people." As I spoke, I picked up a piece of burnt charcoal and scribbled on the ground.
"My lord, what are you writing about?" The kobold asked, scratching his head.
"It's all a mark." Don't say you can't read it, I can't read it myself.
The clothes are almost dry, put on the clothes and keep up with the kobold, this guy has a lot of strength, he hunted a deer on his shoulder, and I didn't even notice a deer lying in the grass just now.
Just the thought of his sister, and then the thought of having to sit and eat with two kobolds, made me feel a little uncomfortable.
"What's your name?" Boredom on the road, I struck up a conversation with the kobold.
"Back to my lord, my name is Da Mao." The kobold said with a smile.
"What?" I couldn't help but be surprised.
"Big hair." The kobold stopped and looked at me a little panicked.
"And what's your sister's name?" I asked.
"Little Flower." The kobold said.
"What's the name?" But I didn't say it, I just thought to myself.
"Your sister must be beautiful, right?" I had to digress the subject.
"Pretty, my sister is the most beautiful in the village." Da Mao said and set off again, his steps were much brisker.
"A dog's face, how beautiful can it be." I thought to myself, but I still had a smile on my face, after all, I would have to eat other people's venison later.
I followed Da Mao for a long time, but the things we talked about were not on the point, and I still didn't figure out where this realm belonged.
Heaven or hell.
But it was good that the man was dead, it was so easy to walk, I even felt like I was floating on the ground, and I couldn't even see my footprints on the ground.
But the only problem is that I still have a shadow, and then look at it, Da Mao also has it, and it is estimated that the legends are all lies.
Following Da Mao over the mountains and mountains, Da Mao did not stick out his tongue and gasp like a dog, but sweated like a human.
"Why do dead dogs get tired?" I couldn't help but whisper.
"My lord, a dead dog is a slave, and I am free." Da Mao, who was walking in front, moved his ears as he spoke.
Oops, forgetting that dog ears are smart.
"No, no, I didn't mean that." I explained with an embarrassed smile.
But how do I explain it? I don't know this guy is dead.
"Come on, I'll carry it for you." If you say bad things about people and eat other people's food, you have to do something, right?
"My lord, how can you be allowed to do such a coolie, no, no, no." Da Mao desperately refused.
But I snatched the deer from his shoulder, because he didn't dare to resist.
In fact, I was weak before I grabbed it, I was not a strong person, but as soon as the deer was on my shoulder, I was relieved, and it was as light as nothing.
It is estimated that I am hungry because of the emptiness of the soul, and this deer is probably just a piece of soul body, otherwise why is it so light.
"How far is it?" I asked with a smile.
"It's not far away, it's almost there." Seeing me so relaxed, Da Mao looked at me with some surprise.
"Then hurry up, I'm hungry." I laughed.
"Yes." Da Mao said and ran directly.
With a force under my feet, I flew straight out and overtook Da Mao.
It's really fun to die, and I guess I can fly with a little more force.