Chapter 237: The Adulterer**
Chapter 237: The Adulterer**
Wen Xu returned to the dormitory, thinking that Guo Xingyun would give him a warm hug, but he didn't expect that he and Guo Lulu had already found a house outside the school and moved out, and there were only two seniors left in the dormitory.
It's really a pair of adulterers**, Wen Xu was going to make a call to Guo Xingyun, but when he took out his mobile phone, it was already nine o'clock in the evening, maybe someone was making people. In line with the fine tradition of preferring to demolish a temple rather than destroying a family, Wen Xu still didn't fight in the end.
"What are the surnames of the two seniors?" Wen Xu asked the two.
The other party is also a very talkative kind, and when he saw Wen Xu asking, he hurriedly said, "My name is Feng Tang, and his name is Li Guang." ”
"Feng Tang is easy to be old, Li Guang is difficult to seal?" Wen Xu said subconsciously, and after speaking, he felt that it was not good to say this, and hurriedly sneered, "I'm sorry, Senior Feng, Senior Li, read it well." ”
"Hey, it's okay!" Feng Tang was very generous, waved his hand, and said disapprehantly, "We were told by more than N people as soon as we came in, and we have long been used to it." However, my name is those two words, Li Guang's 'light' is the 'light' of 'brilliance', not the flying general Li Guang. ”
Wen Xu nodded, and seeing that the two of them were easy to talk to, he took the initiative to invite: "Two seniors, when you meet for the first time, the younger brother invites you to drink." ”
"We're seniors, so we should invite you to drink." Li Guang is a sincere person, shook his head and said.
"It doesn't matter who invites whom, the key is to have alcohol to drink. While the school gates are still closed, let's go to the barbecue outside for a few drinks. Wen Xu said with a smile.
"Good! Feng Tang, let's have a few drinks with the junior. Even if the school gate is closed, we just flip in. Li Guang said as he turned over and got out of bed, and it seemed that he had really gone to drink.
The three of them chatted as they walked towards the barbecue restaurant. Along the way, the three of them have also become acquainted, and they don't need to be called by the seniors, they just call themselves brothers.
"Boss, bring us a hundred lamb skewers and two grilled fish, and bring us a case of beer." Feng Tang sat down on the chair and greeted the boss directly.
When Wen Xu saw Feng Tang like this, he knew that he definitely came here to eat barbecue, and couldn't help but smile and ask him, "Brother Feng often comes here in style?" ”
"How can I have so much money to be chic, at most once a month." While Feng Tang was talking, the boss had already brought the beer, only to see him grab a bottle from the box, put it in his mouth, and as soon as he bit it, the cap of the bottle opened, and he gave the wine to Wen Xu.
Then, Feng Tang took two more bottles, one for Li Guang and one for himself.
"Wen Xu, Li Guang, let's blow a bottle first!" Feng Tang shouted angrily with the wine bottle.
"I don't want to carry you back later." Li Guang ignored Feng Tang, turned his head to Wen Xu and said, "Wen Xu, don't look at him at this time now, he will be cowardly after a while, let's still pour it in the cup and drink it slowly." ”
Wen Xu smiled slightly, but didn't speak, Feng Tang's face couldn't hold it, and he blushed and defended: "Li Guang, didn't I just take a break from eating on your birthday last time, why do you keep mentioning it!" ”
"Once there is a second time, who knows if you will waste my clothes again this time!" Li Guang said unceremoniously.
Later, Wen Xu learned that Li Guang washed Feng Tang so much because Feng Tang was drunk last time and spit out the stolen goods directly on the birthday gift gift given to Li Guang by Li Guang's wife, causing Li Guang not to make love with his wife for a month.
"Even if I discard your clothes now, it won't hurt you and your wife." Feng Tang smiled lewdly. Looks like he's proud of the good things he's done.
Li Guang knew that Feng Tang's face was thicker than the city wall, so he ignored him, raised his wine glass and said to Wen Xu: "The two of us drink, don't pay attention to him." His face is made of steel. ”
Wen Xu saw that the relationship between the two seniors was so good, and he couldn't help but think of his relationship with Guo Xingyun, Sun Qiang, Sun Dong, and Guan Mengyu, smiled knowingly, picked up the wine glass and drank the wine in the glass.
This may be the righteousness that women can never understand! Although there is a fight, it does not hinder the critical time to stand up for the brother. Wen Xu said in his heart.
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That night, the three of them drank very happily and drank two cases of beer.
"How much does the boss cost?" Feng Tang and Li Guang were about to pay the money, but they heard the boss say, "Your account has already been paid by him." ”
Feng Tang said unhappily: "Wen Xu, let's invite you, how did you pay the bill, it's too inauthentic." ”
Wen Xu smiled: "It's okay, just ask you to come back next time." ”
Hearing Wen Xu's words, Feng Tang and Li Guang had no choice but to nod and say, "Then in two days, we will invite you, you can't fight to pay the bill anymore." ”
Wen Xu smiled bitterly: "It's not a beauty, why should I rush it!" ”
Feng Tang and Li Guang laughed out loud when they said one sentence, and they were really all fellow believers!
The relationship between men and men is sometimes very simple, and after a drink of wine, they become good brothers.
Feng Tang patted Wen Xu on the shoulder and asked, "Wen Xu, which academy is your girlfriend from?" ”
"Brother Feng, I don't have a girlfriend." Wen Xu rubbed his nose and smiled bitterly.
"Wouldn't it? With your eloquence, you shouldn't be able to fool those stupid women, right? Li Guang said to Wen Xu with wide eyes, feeling like he had heard that aliens had invaded the earth.
What is cheating, Wen Xu looked at the two animals and said helplessly: "Two big brothers, I am a serious person. ”
"That's not the point, all men are serious people when they're serious, and the point is that you're not human when you're not serious." Feng Tang burped, patted Wen Xu on the shoulder and said, "I heard that classmate in your class say that your class leader seems to be interested in you. How does she look? If she is pretty, my brother will teach you to hook her and live up to the eighteen years of loneliness that my little brother has suffered. ”
Depend on! This animal is really a little brother who has grown to his head, and such obscene things can be said, but I like it. Wen Xu smiled in his heart, and couldn't help but think of Gu Anyue in his head: "That little girl's mind is really elusive!" ”
There is a saying that Cao Cao will arrive when Cao Cao arrives. However, Wen Xu thought about it so casually, but he didn't expect to really see Gu Anyue.
Lao Tzu couldn't be overthinking and hallucinating, Wen Xu looked at Gu Anyue holding a wine bottle in his hand, leaning against the wall of the school, pouring wine into his mouth, crying there, and the Gu squad leader in the past were completely two people.
"Li Guang, Wen Xu, there seems to be a beautiful woman crying over there!" Feng Tang also saw it, and pointed to Gu Anyue's place and said to the two.
Damn, it turned out that Lao Tzu was hallucinating, I was really startled just now, Wen Xu breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, and then became puzzled again, Gu Anyue looked like an abandoned woman who had been abandoned by a man at this time, but didn't she break up with that person a long time ago?
"I saw it, she seemed to be out of love." Li Guang burped and responded, "Wen Xu, if you go over to comfort her, maybe her empty heart will open up for you all of a sudden!" ”
"That's it, Wen Xu! You go over and comfort her well, maybe......" Before Feng Tang's words were finished, he saw Wen Xu walking over, his face couldn't help but be full of obscene smiles, and he turned his head to Li Guang and smiled, "Li Guang, what did I say, it is the instinct of animals for males to pursue beauty of the opposite sex, and they don't need to go through the brain at all. ”
Wen Xu walked over and saw that Gu Anyue was still pouring wine into his throat, so he directly took the wine bottle out to Gu Anyue.
"Give me back the wine!" Gu Anyue whimpered, and reached over to grab Wen Xu's wine bottle, but she didn't grab it for a long time, so she slowly raised her head, and when she saw that the person who came was actually Wen Xu, she couldn't help but smile, "Wen Xu, why are you!" ”
"If it's not me, you're bad." Wen Xu said angrily, his wine strength was much more sober.
"Huh...... The security environment in the school is not as bad as you think, you give me back the wine. Gu Anyue said to Wen Xu in a daze.
Wen Xu said angrily: "You see that you are drunk like this, and you are still drinking, you are not afraid of drinking to death!" ”
"Don't worry, I drink a lot of alcohol, and I can't kill my drink." Gu Anyue said as she reached over and grabbed Wen Xu's wine bottle.
In the process of avoiding Gu Anyue, Wen Xu's palm accidentally slipped a little, only to hear a "bang", and the wine bottle fell to the ground and fell into a pile of waste glass slag.
When Gu Anyue saw that her wine bottle was broken, she actually cried with a whimper, and shouted vigorously: "You bad person, why did you break my wine bottle?" Where have I offended you! ”
Hearing Gu Anyue's cry, Wen Xu's head suddenly became as big as a fight, and he was so embarrassed that he was going to die, as if he had given Gu Anyue to that.
"Wen Xu, do you want us to help?" Feng Tang and Li Guang saw that Wen Xu couldn't settle Gu Anyue, so they couldn't help but walk over from a distance.
"No, no! She was actually my classmate, and I immediately called the girls in our class and asked them to come out and take her back. Brother Feng, Brother Li, you have also drunk a lot tonight, so let's go back to the dormitory first, and I'll come back when I'm done. Wen Xu declined with a smile.
Feng Tang and Li Guang are both interested people, the two looked at Gu Anyue, gave Wen Xu an ambiguous look, and nodded: "That's good!" We'll go first, and if we can't settle down, we'll call. ”
"Good!" Wen Xu sent Feng Tang and Li Guang away, and only then did he breathe a sigh of relief. After all, Wen Xu didn't want to be seen as a joke by the two of them.
"Gu Anyue, why aren't you with Ye Mei?" Wen Xu hugged Gu Anyue, who was squatting on the ground, and asked her.
"You ask Meimei, she and the monkey will go out in the afternoon." Gu Anyue's thinking has not been lost, at least he remembers this incident.
Another pair of adulterers**, Wen Xu despised them in his heart, took out his mobile phone and dialed the monkey's number.