Chapter 251 is far away in the sky, close in front of you

Wen Xu hung up the phone and unconsciously walked to the door of the girl's dormitory.

"Actually, I ......" Wen Xu was about to answer Xia Yuwei's question, but Xia Yuwei shook her head and walked towards the bedroom.

"Wait until you're done with it before you answer me! I'm going up, you can go back too! Good night. ”

Xia Yuwei's swaying figure disappeared into the dim light, and Wen Xu slowly pulled his gaze back from afar, and walked along the street lamp towards the boys' dormitory.

As soon as Wen Xu stepped into the door of the dormitory, he heard a familiar wolf roar: "Old Wen, you are finally back!" ”

Wen Xu was startled by Guo Xingyun's shout, rolled his eyes angrily and said, "You want to scare me to death?" ”

"It's not like I don't know how bold you are, and such a little meaning can scare you to death?" Guo Xingyun jumped up from Wen Xu's bed, patted Wen Xu on the shoulder and asked, "I came back so late, which beauty did you go on a date?" ”

Wen Xu rolled his eyes and said angrily: "I haven't asked you yet, but you questioned me." Honestly, how did you remember to come back today? ”

"I ...... I'll come back if I want to. Guo Xingyun said indifferently.

"Cut! If it weren't for the quarrel with Guo Lulu, would you be willing to come back? Wen Xu smiled, "Say it!" What's the conflict between the two of you? ”

"What's the point, it's just a little friction between the two of us!" Guo Xingyun said disapprerovingly while gesturing.

"Then I would like to know what the little friction in your mouth is." Wen Xu changed his shoes, put his feet on the bed, and asked cross-legged at Guo Xingyun.

Guo Xingyun hesitated, turned his head to Wen Xu and said, "I told you, you can't laugh at me!" ”

"I promise not to laugh at you!" Wen Xu swore and said, "I promise!" ”

Guo Xingyun said to Wen Xu: "This afternoon, Lulu's relatives came, and then asked me to buy that thing for her. ”

"What is that?" Wen Xu tilted his head and asked Guo Xingyun pretending not to understand, but he smiled in his heart.

Guo Xingyun rolled his eyes and explained impatiently: "It's something you can't use for the rest of your life, and your wife has to use it every month." ”

"Oh......" Wen Xu deliberately dragged out his voice, and then made a look of sudden realization, nodded at Guo Xingyun and said, "You just said that sanitary napkins are not enough, I have to think about it for a long time, and I have wasted so many brain cells." ”

Guo Xingyun ignored Wen Xu's tone and continued: "Then I'll go to the supermarket to buy that thing for her." You know, as a gentleman, it's going to be very embarrassing to buy that thing. ”

"I don't know, because I've never bought that thing, and I've never even been to the section where it was sold." Wen Xu shook his head and said to Guo Xingyun seriously.

Guo Xingyun continued to ignore Wen Xu's Tao Kan, and continued: "As a result, because I was nervous, I took a package casually without even looking at it, and accidentally took it into toilet paper. ”

"So, you went back and got criticized?" Wen Xu reluctantly held back a smile and asked Guo Xingyun.

"If it's not, what else!" Guo Xingyun shrugged helplessly, shrugged his head and said sadly.

Actually, Guo Xingyun still has a detail that he didn't say. The reason why Guo Lulu was so angry was mainly because Guo Lulu didn't look at it, so she took the "sanitary napkin" that Guo Xingyun bought and rushed into the toilet, and didn't find out that it was wrong until she opened it, and finally made Guo Lulu's pants full of bloody cups.

Wen Xu patted Guo Xingyun's shoulder and comforted: "Brother, it's okay!" It is normal for a woman to have a bad temper these days, and when her past few days have passed, her anger will naturally disappear. Later, you call the monkey and ask him to help you persuade Guo Lulu. ”

"That's not what I'm worried about!" Guo Xingyun said with a sad face.

"And what are you worried about?" Wen Xu asked puzzled.

Guo Xingyun sighed softly and said helplessly: "Lulu asked me to help her wash her pants, saying that if I can't wash them, then I don't have to go to see her." ”

"Ahh Wen Xu couldn't hold back laughing at this time, fell on the bed, and laughed out loud, "Lao Guo, I see that you are really popular this time." ”

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The next day, Wen Xu followed Guo Xingyun to the classroom, and the people present cast incredible glances at Wen Xu.

"Hi students, hello everyone!" Wen Xu greeted his classmates with a smile, and quietly asked Guo Xingyun, "Why do they look at me like this, it makes me feel as if I came from Mars." ”

Guo Xingyun rolled his eyes at Wen Xu and said angrily: "Calculate it yourself, how long have you not been in class?" They don't have to look at you like that, I'm going to look at them like that. ”

"Oh!" Wen Xu nodded lightly, and suddenly asked Guo Xingyun again, "That's not right!" Didn't Liu Yunfei come for a long time? ”

As soon as Wen Xu said this, Guo Xingyun thought about it, and couldn't help but say coldly: "No wonder I haven't seen that turtle son for so long, it turns out that he didn't come!" ”

Wen Xu gave Guo Xingyun a roll of his eyes, and said angrily: "You are here as good as not coming." ”

"One of you made your girlfriend vomit blood, the other went to a tryst with a beautiful woman behind our backs, and the two of you really smell like each other!" Behind Wen Xu and Guo Xingyun, Ye Mei's cold voice came unexpectedly, and they were really taken aback.

"Ye Mei, my operation was purely wrong, isn't it inexperienced!" Guo Xingyun smiled embarrassedly, it was rare for a person like him to blush once.

"You either have a problem with your IQ or you just don't take Lulu to heart. Our girls are already very annoyed when they shed so much blood, and if you come out like this again, the anger will be light. If I had changed, I would have purged you from the earth with a stick. Ye Mei shouted at Guo Xingyun.

"Uh......" Wen Xu and Guo Xingyun glanced at each other, only to feel that their whole bodies were so cold, and they couldn't help but pray for the poor monkey.

Seeing Wen Xu's gloating appearance, Ye Mei was angry, and crossed her waist to count Wen Xu and said, "Don't laugh, your problem is more serious, you actually went on a date with a beautiful woman behind our back." ”

Wen Xu couldn't help but smile bitterly: "I just went out with her, how can I go on a date behind your back?" ”

"Did you inform us?" Ye Mei crossed her waist and asked not to be outdone.

Why did Lao Tzu go out to inform you, Wen Xu smiled disdainfully in his heart, and he didn't argue with Ye Mei anymore, anyway, women are unreasonable animals.

"Default, isn't it?" Ye Mei glared and shouted, as if she had really lost a lot.

Wen Xu diverted the topic and asked, "By the way, why isn't Gu Anyue with you?" ”

"Yo! You've finally found out that Yue Yue is gone, right? Ye Mei said sarcastically, "I thought you hadn't noticed Yueyue's existence all along!" ”

Ye Mei's words were a bit of a pun, but they were automatically filtered out by Wen Xu's ears, and she asked, "I found out that Gu Anyue was not there, but you never gave me a chance to ask." "Speaking of bickering, Wen Xu won't lose to Ye Mei, he just thinks it's boring.

Ye Mei thought about it for a while, and felt that the situation seemed to be like this, so she couldn't help glaring at Wen Xu and said to him, "Yueyue is now comforting Lulu in the bedroom. As he spoke, he couldn't help but glance at Guo Xingyun, the "culprit" of this incident.

Guo Xingyun shrugged helplessly and asked with concern, "Is Lulu okay?" ”

Ye Mei saw that Guo Xingyun cared about Guo Lulu so much, and she didn't blame him too much, so she sighed softly and said to Guo Xingyun: "Don't worry, Yueyue is by her side, Lulu will be fine." Wait a minute, you can coax her well and she will be fine. This is originally a trivial matter, and it is nothing if it is said. ”

"Hmm!" Hearing Ye Mei's words, Guo Xingyun nodded thoughtfully.

When did this chick become so reasonable, Wen Xu glanced at Ye Mei strangely, and suddenly found that she was quite reasonable many times, but she was only a little savage when she was directed at herself.

Lao Tzu didn't owe her money, Wen Xu couldn't help but recall in his head.

After not coming to class for many days, Wen Xu seemed to have lost interest in learning all of a sudden, and fell asleep after listening, and he didn't know what the other party was talking about.

"Lao Wen, the teacher asked you to answer the question." Wen Xu slept so soundly, and when he was dreaming well, Guo Xingyun on the side pushed Wen Xu and signaled him to get up quickly.

"The male student sitting on the left in the last row, you can answer this question." The teacher shouted in Wen Xu's direction.

Wen Xu looked at his and Guo Xingyun's seats, didn't he call himself, while slowly standing up on the seat, he asked Guo Xingyun in a low voice: "What question did she ask?" ”

Guo Xingyun glanced at Wen Xu and whispered to him: "She asked you, what is the Jiangnan girl in your mind?" ”

"This classmate, can you tell me what the Jiangnan girl looks like in your mind?" The teacher asked Wen Xu.

If you talk about beauties, Wen Xu knows a lot. Gu Anyue, Xia Yuwei, Xu Chun, Helian Youmeng, Chu Tingyu, two sisters, which is not less than a first-class beauty. It's just that if you want to talk about this Jiangnan girl, Wen Xu really has a lot to say.

Wen Xu thought for a while and said to the teacher: "Teacher, if you want to ask what Jiangnan Beauty looks like, I haven't seen it, and I don't know what it looks like, but if you want to ask what a beauty looks like, I can tell you." ”

When the teacher heard Wen Xu's words, he was stunned for a moment, and then smiled: "Then what do you say the beauty in your mind looks like?" ”

Wen Xu glanced at Gu Anyue, who was sitting in the front row, I don't know when this chick came over, but since she was there, she didn't have to bother to speak, and said directly to the teacher: "Teacher, my eloquence is not very good, and you probably can't understand it, so I'll show it to you!" The so-called beauty is far away in the sky and close in front of you. As he spoke, he pointed his finger at Gu Anyue.