Chapter 279 is more evil than Lao Tzu

Xu Chun finished ordering, looked up at Wen Xu, and said lightly: "Come to the bar!" ”

Xu Chun's tone was not so much an inquiry as an announcement, because Wen Xu hadn't had time to react, Xu Chun had already said to the waiter: "Give us a bottle of Lang wine, and we want a 65-degree high wine." ”

"Okay!" The waiter nodded, and seeing that Xu Chun had no intention of continuing to order, he put away the recipe and walked out.

Wen Xu asked Xu Chun, "Sister Chun, why did you think of drinking wine today, and it's still liquor?" ”

Xu Chun glanced up at Wen Xu, then lowered his head again, supported his head with both hands, his face down, and said lightly: "I'm in a bad mood!" ”

A girl like Xu Chun, who is very arrogant, rarely admits that she is in a bad mood, and Wen Xu did see that Xu Chun's mood was not high, and she couldn't help but continue to ask: "Sister Chun, what happened, you tell me." ”

Xu Chun shook his head and said helplessly: "You can't help with this kind of thing. If you really want to help me, you can have a good drink with me. ”

Wen Xu felt that the current atmosphere was too depressing, and wanted to say something witty to liven up the atmosphere, so he smiled and said to Xu Chun: "Sister Chun, aren't you afraid that I will get you drunk and do something to you?" ”

When Xu Chun heard Wen Xu's words, he suddenly raised his head and looked at Wen Xu intently, without the slightest expression on his face, which really startled Wen Xu.

"What are you going to do while I'm drunk?" Xu Chun suddenly raised his eyebrows and asked Wen Xu coldly.

Wen Xu hurriedly smiled and said, "Joke, it was just a joke, don't care too much." How dare I do anything to your old man, it's good if you don't do anything to me. ”

Although Wen Xu's last sentence was very quiet, it was still heard by Xu Chun, who was at the tip of his ear.

"Say it again!" Xu Chun raised his eyebrows and scolded Wen Xu viciously.

Wen Xu learned wisely this time, didn't speak, just smirked consistently, and pretended to be stupid.

"Stupid!" Xu Chunbai glanced at Wen Xu, and suddenly said in a low voice, "Instead of cheapening those hypocrites, it is better to give you this little pervert." At least, the old lady didn't feel disgusting. ”

Wen Xu was really taken aback when he heard Xu Chun's words, and looked at Xu Chun in a daze, unable to speak for a long time.

Xu Chun was looked at by Wen Xu with this kind of eyes, and he couldn't help but feel that hundreds of deer were colliding with each other, and a red cloud floated to the beautiful face, and hurriedly covered it up: "The old lady told you that the old lady has been soaked in the wine jar since she was a child, but she is not drunk with a thousand cups, so don't beat the old lady's idea in the end." ”

If he hadn't experienced the incident last time, Wen Xu might have believed it, but when he remembered Xu Chun's drunken unconscious appearance last time, Wen Xu didn't believe that Xu Chun was the kind of strong woman at the wine table who didn't get drunk with a thousand cups, and couldn't help but scold: "You are not drunk with a thousand cups, because you drank three cups." ”

A bottle of Lang wine is a catty, and Xu Chun and Wen Xu have two and a half glasses each, and they solved it unconsciously. When Xu Chun was about to ask the waiter for wine, Wen Xu hurriedly stopped Xu Chun. Just kidding, she's drunk, and I'm in trouble again.

Xu Chun saw that Wen Xu stopped him, and he didn't ask for wine again, but when he walked out of the restaurant, his mouth was raised high, and he kept complaining about Wen Xu: "Are you afraid that I will get drunk later and get you into trouble?" ”

"You know it yourself?" Wen Xu thought so in his heart, but he couldn't say that, and hurriedly said to Xu Chun, "Of course not!" I'm just worried that you're drinking too much and it's not good for your health. As the saying goes, a little wine is pleasant, but alcohol is hurtful. We don't have to drink that much. ”

When Xu Chun heard this, he couldn't help but nodded, and asked Wen Xu, "Are you true?" ”

"Of course it's true. Or do I swear to you? Wen Xu said to Xu Chun eloquently.

"Cut! I've watched too many romance dramas, and we're not a couple, what do you swear? Xu Chun glanced at Wen Xu angrily, and wanted to drive a motorcycle, but was stopped by Wen Xu.

"You're driving drunk and breaking the law, let's take a taxi!" Wen Xu said to Xu Chun.

Xu Chun rolled his eyes and said angrily, "You think I don't know? I'm just testing you to see if you follow the traffic rules. You don't know that you can't drive if you're drunk. ”

Wen Xu looked at the night sky speechlessly, and found that even the moon in the sky felt that Xu Chun's joke was too cold, so cold that he couldn't help but shrink into the clouds.

Xu Chun's car was called to ask a colleague from the unit to help her tow it out, while she took a taxi back with Wen Xu.

When the car arrived downstairs, Xu Chun walked out of the car, lowered his head and asked Wen Xu, "Go up and sit for a while?" ”

Wen Xu drank wine tonight, and he was so ambiguous on the way to dinner, he was really worried that he would do something as soon as he went up, so Wen Xu thought about it for a while, took the initiative to refuse Xu Chun's kindness, and said to her: "It's not good to take a taxi later, I still won't go, you can go up alone!" ”

"Hmph, don't forget it, the old lady is not rare!" Xu Chun raised his eyebrows, snorted coldly, and strode away.

Wen Xu shook his head speechlessly, closed the car door and shouted to the driver: "Go to Qingshui Community!" ”

While starting the car, the driver said ambiguously to Wen Xu: "Young man, your girlfriend invited you to go up like this, but you didn't go, it's too shameless." If it were me, I would be angry. ”

Wen Xu smiled bitterly: "She's not my girlfriend, she's the sister of one of my classmates." ”

The driver let out a soft "oh" and didn't continue, but Wen Xu saw a strange smile in his eyes, maybe he didn't believe Wen Xu's words, maybe he thought the relationship between Xu Chun and Wen Xu was too strange!

……

When Wen Xu came back, Gu Anyue was wearing a nightdress, curled up on the sofa, watching TV with relish, and there were a bunch of snacks on the coffee table in front of her.

Compared with last night's dress, Gu Anyue's current nightdress is too conservative. No matter what angle Wen Xu looked at, he could only see Gu Anyue's two little feet, not even his calves.

Gu Anyue watched the TV very attentively, and didn't notice Wen Xu coming in, but she seemed to feel Wen Xu's gaze, and couldn't help but raise her head and look over, just staring at Wen Xu's gaze.

Without waiting for Gu Anyue to react, Wen Xu hurriedly opened his mouth to break the silence and said, "I saw you watching TV so seriously just now, so I didn't bother you." What TV to watch, look at you watch so seriously. ”

Wen Xu said as he sat on the sofa next to Gu Anyue, and the aroma of shampoo mixed with a faint fragrance suddenly came to his face, which couldn't help but arouse the fire in Wen Xu's heart.

Gu Anyue saw Wen Xu sitting over, hurriedly moved his body a little towards the far end, and said to Wen Xu without doubt: "I was watching a movie "Love Roots Deep Seeds" performed by Han Shixuan, which tells the story of a big star who secretly ran out after a concert and met an ordinary person on the street. Then, something interesting happened to the two people, and as a result, the big star found out that he was in love with each other, so he desperately tried to hint at each other, but unfortunately the other party was simply a piece of wood...... Han Shixuan starred in this movie, but I don't know if there is such a thing. ”

Gu Anyue introduced a lot of plots, Wen Xu didn't listen to them too much, but the last two sentences were heard clearly, and he couldn't help but secretly say in his heart: "Of course this thing is true, and I am the prototype of this matter." However, Lao Tzu is not a piece of wood, and that chick did not love Lao Tzu to death. ”

"I don't know if they ended up together, the film ended after Han Shixuan left the city." Gu Anyue sighed faintly, feeling extremely sorry for not seeing the ending of the movie.

"The devil knows if they're together." Wen Xu shook his head and asked Gu Anyue, "By the way, where is Li Xiuning going?" Why are you home alone! ”

Gu Anyue said to Wen Xu: "When I just came home from school, Xiuning received a call from her brother and went out in a hurry, and she hasn't come back yet. I couldn't get through to her on the phone, and I was quite worried about her. ”

Since you're worried about Li Xiuning's chick, can you still watch the movie with relish? Wen Xu just thought about it in his heart, and just said "oh" on his lips, but he didn't see anything.

The two of them did not speak at the same time, and the room was so quiet that only the sound of advertisements on TV could be heard, and the atmosphere suddenly became awkward.

"I'm going to take a shower, you don't have to go to the bathroom, do you?" Wen Xu stood up and asked Gu Anyue.

"No, no, you go wash it!" I don't know what Gu Anyue was thinking, but when she heard Wen Xu's words, she was obviously stunned for a moment, but when she explained, her face suddenly turned red.

Wen Xu looked strange, but he didn't think much about it, turned around and walked into the bedroom, picked up a bunch of clean clothes and pants and walked into the bathroom.

When he entered the bathroom, Wen Xu finally knew why Gu Anyue suddenly blushed, it turned out that the underwear she had changed just now had not had time to wash, and she was soaking in the basin, and she could clearly see the kitten on her pants.

Although Wen Xu said that the anger is heavier now, he is not enough to use the girl's underwear to relieve himself, gently put the basin on the wall, then adjust the water temperature for himself, and then take off the clothes and pants on his body, and stand under the unkempt.

"It's so cool, no wonder those rich turtle sons like to rent a house outside!" Wen Xu felt the warm water rushing on his body in waves, and the pleasure generated made him can't help but start fantasizing about what Gu Anyue looked like when she just took a bath, was she like those women in the island country film who rubbed her unkempt hair underneath, and then let out a pleasant moan in her mouth, while leaning weakly against the wall?

Damn, Lao Tzu is getting more and more evil now. Wen Xu made a middle finger gesture at himself, and suddenly remembered Lu Qi's chick in his mind, she seemed to be more evil than Lao Tzu!