058 You're going to measure me?
For cross talk actors, especially for people like Lao Zhang Laoyu, who almost learned cross talk when he was a child, when standing on the stage and facing the audience, that ability to tease has almost turned into instinct.
Between three or two sentences, everyone's attention has been mobilized, and everyone followed Lao Yu's words and looked at Zhang Mingyu.
"Humph!" I saw Lao Zhang sneering and complaining, "Zhou Lao is a primary school student, you are a kindergarten, where did you put the Ran family Ran Ran girl?!! β
"You actually want to be on an equal footing with Zhou Lao, in vain trying to be the elder of Miss Ran Ran??!!"
This remark, regardless of whether it is smooth or not, whether it is reasonable or not, anyway, Lao Zhang's momentum is very strong. squinted his eyes and glared at Lao Yu, then turned his face, turned into a flattering but not flattering expression, leaned around Zhou Qinghui, and said in a low voice: "Old Zhou, forgive me, Lao Yu's brain is sometimes not very good, no way, everyone who is praised is basically like this..."
"Hey?!"
Lao Yu was angry, and subconsciously raised his hand to roll up his sleeves, which is also a commonly used style in cross talk performances, but unfortunately, he and Lao Zhang were both in civilian clothes at this time.
Zhou Qinghui also felt very happy when he saw this scene, he didn't have the opportunity to meet a cross talk actor in his previous life, but he didn't expect that in this life, he would let him meet this kind of opportunity.
With a thought, Zhou Qinghui nodded with a smile, reached out and patted Lao Zhang's shoulder, and said with emotion: "Oh, yes, what you said is good..."
"In this way, next time we have a chance, how about we talk about it? You're going to give me a measure of work? β
Measuring life is a term in the cross talk world, specifically referring to the actors, that is, the characters standing in the table.
The old Yu Le, who was feigning anger on the side, immediately said: "Old man! You have chosen the right person, Zhang Mingyu was born in a good background, and he had a bad brain when he was a child! β
Either way, whether it's cross talk or any comedy show, most of them are two or more people. The main reason is that sometimes when the audience doesn't understand and doesn't find the joke, someone has to pick it up and shake out the baggage jokes.
This is the case right now.
The audience also heard that Zhou Qinghui was using Lao Zhang's own words to scold him for being stupid.
"I'll go, this old man can do it, what's the way? Why does it seem that you can still talk cross talk? β
"Damn, isn't Zhou Qinghui from Hong Kong Island? How can you say cross talk? β
"Hahaha, this old man is interesting, look at Zhang Mingyu's expression, hahaha, it's so interesting!"
"It's worth the money this time! I thought it was a normal recording, but I didn't expect it to be a big surprise! β
"By the way, this is the first time Lao Zhang has eaten deflated, right?"
"Almost, I've watched the shows he participated in before, and he couldn't say anything about the host, but I didn't expect to be squeezed here!"
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The audience at the scene talked a lot, and a group of staff members of the program team also exchanged heads and began to estimate the ratings of the program with each other.
As a veteran variety show, although there is not much pressure on ratings, if a certain episode of the show can break the average peak in the past, there will still be rich bonuses, how can it not make everyone happy?
It stands to reason that the program process at this time is already a little beyond the scope of the script, as the controller of the stage, the three hosts should stand up and control the rhythm at this time.
But no.
In the ear, Director Zhao's voice came: "Don't pay attention to it for the time being, just keep this rhythm, the atmosphere is very good, you can guide it more." β
"I didn't expect that this old man Zhou Qinghui does have two brushes!"
Although Lao Zhang seemed to be deflated, he was not angry in his heart, but was very lively, his eyes quickly glanced at the audience, and found that the host and the assistant guide in the audience did not react, they all smiled at the corners of their eyes, and they knew it in their hearts at the moment.
"Wait!"
Lao Zhang looked naΓ―ve, his eyes widened, he turned his head left and right sharply, then frowned and scratched his head, and muttered, "You two guys seem to be working together to scold me??? β
His expression caused everyone to laugh again.
The main reason is that in this short period of time, Lao Zhang's face has turned several times.
From the righteous rhetoric at the beginning, then the sneering disdain of the villain, and then the dog-legged flattery, and now he looks so stupid and naΓ―ve.
How can this not be funny?
"You can be confident." Lao Yu held back a smile and mended the knife on the side, "It seems that the two words can be removed." β
"Are you guys bullying me openly?"
Zhang Mingyu's eyes widened, he stroked his arms, and pushed his old partner Yu Meng falsely, and then pointed at him, looking vicious: "Okay, you Lao Yu, it's not a cross talk stage now, you are not small, you have the ability, you are waiting for us to go back and talk about cross talk!" β
"Wait, wait!"
"Hmph~" Lao Zhang Yin laughed twice, put his eyes on the audience in front of him, and asked, "Friends sitting at the scene, do you like to listen to cross talk?" β
"Yes! ~~β
"Ha, I knew there were people I loved to hear!" Zhang Mingyu smiled contentedly.
"What's wrong with that?" Lao Yu habitually praised.
"What's wrong?" Lao Zhang's tone rose, and then he hummed twice for unknown reasons, "As we all know, on the stage of cross talk, I, Zhang Mingyu, only occupy a little bit of inconspicuous credit. β
"Oh?"
"I am very grateful to have such a good partner as Mr. Yu." As Lao Zhang spoke, he suddenly turned around and bowed to Lao Yu, "Thank you to the Yu family for their outstanding contributions to the Celestial Empire cross talk world!" β
Turn around.
"Of course, in order to express my gratitude, I will try to reveal the details for you in the future... Introduce the matter of Mr. Yu's family. β
Speaking of this, Lao Zhang paused, smiled weirdly, squinted at his old partner, and asked, "Teacher Yu." β
"Huh?"
"Excuse me," Lao Zhang's voice lowered, "Are you mentally ready to dedicate yourself to art?" β
"I'll you!"
Lao Yu stretched out his hand and pushed it, laughing and scolding, "Why are you still addicted, people are recording a show here, don't mess with you!" β
Hearing this, the host Kai Ge was also very discerning, and while leading the audience to applaud, he leaned over from the side - just when Lao Zhou, Lao Zhang, and Lao Yu started chatting, they moved away from the stage in unison.
"Teacher Yu, you can't say that, you can't be considered troublemaker."
"That's right, thank you very much to the three teachers, you guys just let us guys listen to a short cross talk." Lulu also walked over and picked up the conversation, "But it's the first time I've listened to the live version of cross talk, it's so interesting." β
"Especially Mr. Zhou, you have really opened the eyes of all of us." Brother Kai led the topic to Zhou Qinghui, "I really didn't expect you to be so good at cross talk!" β