Chapter 100: Teeth
The Rising Sun is indeed a little far away from the Northland, so when the two of them went out of the Northland border, they still found an inn and rested for the night.
Xian Dongyu and Jun Xuan were eating in the lobby of the inn, it was too late at this time, and there was another table with them.
Five big men were crammed into a small table, and there were no dishes on the table, only a plate of peanuts, a plate of beef in sauce, and then the floor was full of wine jars.
Xian Dongyu asked for two bowls of beef noodles.
The beef noodles cooked in this small inn are actually not bad, the soup is rich, the noodles are elastic, and there is a lot of beef.
And Jun Xuan was depressed because he was going to the rising sun.
Of course Xian Dongyu knew, because his parents were killed in the rising sun.
Stretched out his hand and rubbed Jun Xuan's head, and said, "God is still unhappy?" ”
"Do you know why I'm upset?"
Xian Dongyu didn't speak, and squeezed out a reluctant Xiao Ren.
Jun Xuan had a cold face and said, "Who told you." ”
"Your father, Emperor of Heaven. Let the star officer tell me. ”
"Hmph." Jun Xuan snorted, and didn't continue to investigate, just muttered and stirred the noodles in the bowl and said, "I need him to say, be nosy." ”
Xian Dongyu gave Jun Xuan the beef in his bowl and said, "God, I have no position, tell you not to hold a grudge against the rising sun." But the beef here is good, you taste it. ”
The preface of this remark did not match the afterword, Jun Xuan rolled his eyes and said, "Is there anything to do between the two?" ”
Then he added the beef back to the Xian Dongyu angrily.
Then he sandwiched all the beef in his bowl to her, and said, "You can eat it if it's delicious, and you won't die if you're fat." ”
"I don't even care if I'm fat."
Xian Dongyu smiled and joked with him.
Suddenly, a shirtless man next to him suddenly stood up and flipped the table, and shouted: "Little Er, why do you have a tooth in this wine when you come here!" ”
"I'll take a look."
Xiao Er ran over, looked at it, and said, "Oh, I'm sorry, this is a pig's tooth." ”
"What do you mean, are you scolding me? Do you think I'm tricking you into putting your own teeth in? ”
The big man took Xiao Er's collar and lifted him up and asked.
Xiao Er looked aggrieved and said, "How dare you, you misunderstood." This is indeed a pig's tooth, our chef cut, the pig's head meat should have accidentally fallen in, you extinguish the fire, we will bring the culprit pig to you, send you a plate of pig's head meat, do you see it? ”
Xian Dongyu tilted his head and looked at it, but he couldn't eat half of the noodles in this bowl, and said, "Pig's teeth are not so small, these are human teeth." ”
After speaking, he stood up, walked to the table, looked at the tooth carefully, and said, "It's a child's tooth, is it a child's tooth that fell into it?" ”
The little second face was full of bitterness, and said: "Guest officer, don't talk nonsense, how can we have children in this small shop, they are pig's teeth." ”
The big man let go of his hand, waved his hand and said, "Okay, okay, whatever you say, hurry up, bring meat to Lao Tzu."
Xiao Er hurriedly ran to the back kitchen.
Xian Dongyu looked at the big man with some puzzlement.
Unexpectedly, the man smiled and said: "Sister, I can also see that this is not a pig's tooth, maybe a child accidentally fell into the back kitchen to play, and it is not good for the reputation of the inn to spread out, so just give him a step down." ”
Xian Dongyu smiled and said, "Yes, you are right. ”
The man was very realistic, brought a bowl of wine to Xian Dongyu, and said, "Sister drink a bowl of wine?" ”
Then the people at the table laughed and coaxed and said, "You can pull it down!" I just drank a tooth, raised it, and opened another altar! ”