Chapter 7 Old Monster, Are You Just Going For These Two?
"Who are you holy? I fell into the poison of the demon world of my White Snake Old Venerable - Rotten Heart Poison, why is there nothing wrong? ”
"What? The demon world is poisonous? Hey, hey, you don't know, my old pig is invincible! As for who I am, do you really want to know? ”
Bajie threw a wink to tease the old snake demon, found a tree branch to lean on comfortably, and prepared to chat.
The old white snake waved the snake's tail, stuck out his tongue angrily, and asked again impatiently.
"Nonsense! Say, dead fat pig! When I take you with snacks, I will set up a monument for you. Don't say it, if you don't have a fart, it's equivalent to a game for nothing in this world, do you say it's a loss? ”
I'm not afraid that the monster is too vicious, I'm afraid that the monster is cultured, it's called a shrimp pig heart, Bajie instinctively recognized such a statement.
This White Snake Old Venerable was not in a hurry to attack and take him down at this time, presumably because he had some scruples about the origin of this pig.
What if he is a big man on the road and his background is unfathomable?
What if it's the apprentice of a brother in the demon world? Wouldn't that hurt a friend? That would be a crusade against the same kind of brothers.
But in Bajie's opinion, he didn't think about it so much, he was already invincible to all poisons, and he was no longer afraid of snakes.
"Feed the fat pig, which way are you?"
"Don't call the fat pig dead, call you Grandpa Pig! Is there a upbringing? My old pig is Marshal Tianpeng who went down to the west to learn scriptures. Got it, don't mess with acquaintances! ”
Bajie and White Snake Lao Zun were in the middle of a mouth battle, and at this time, Brother Monkey and Senior Brother Sha also discovered them one after another.
"Senior brother, the second senior brother is surrounded by monsters, let's hurry up and save him!"
"Alas, Senior Brother Sha, don't worry. Don't you see, Bajie is not afraid of the snake demon at all, let's give him a chance to be majestic, lest we save him, and that nerd will turn around and blame us for many things! ”
Wukong "had no scheming" to stop Wujing, who was eager to make a move, and he didn't know where to get the kiwi, "Give!" Eat a peach and take a break. ”
Anyway, with the senior brother here, Wujing doesn't have to worry too much.
"Marshal Tianpeng? Hehehe, I'm so scared, I'm sorry I haven't heard of it. How can a pig be a marshal and bluff a three-year-old child! ”
After the White Snake Laozun ridiculed him for a while, he didn't bother anymore, opened his bloody mouth, and attacked Bajie.
Hiss......
Call!
The stinking breath was exhaled, and the sky suddenly changed and was chaotic and dark.
"Stinks to death, old monster, you can't be diligent! This is a teenager who has not brushed his teeth. Bajie lifted his cuffs and covered his nose and mouth in disgust.
"Suffer death, dead fat pig!"
There was a loud roar overhead, a "rustling" wind blew, the trees shook violently, and the broken branches and fallen leaves fell and rolled up.
The ground was dusty, and the bare soil plants were uprooted.
"Zizi ......" the sound of the snake mouth sucking violently.
In a panic, Bajie used a nine-toothed nail rake to hook the trees, and after a while, all the obstacles around him that could be used were sucked into the snake's belly.
"Nima sucks so many things, why can't she kill it! Phew, watch your grandfather pig cut off the root of your life with a rake! ”
Bajie no longer coaxed, flew into the air and swooped straight into the snake's mouth, close to the snake's tongue, and quickly kicked both sides with his two feet, stretching the snake's mouth open to the point of almost bursting.
The painful white snake Lao Zun fell to the ground and rolled, twitching the snake's tail like crazy with his eyes closed, and swept up a piece of it everywhere he went.
"Ahh Together with the snake demon minions who didn't have time to dodge, they were thrown into the air one by one and their heads were broken and bleeding, or they fell from the clouds and fell into pulp.
The tossed Bajie was rolled back and forth into a super "leaf ball", and wherever it rolled, it was crushed into a plain.
Wherever it is thrown, it will be smashed into a hole.
"Gee, this nerd really doesn't need to be beaten." Wukong shook his head complainingly and pulled out the embroidery needle from the hair in his ear.
"The old pig is not powerful, when I am a sick rat!"
"Hah!"
Before the embroidery needle turned into a golden hoop stick, Wukong noticed a sudden change in the battle situation.
Bajie hung the golden hook upside down, flexibly flipped over one end, swept the snake's tail with his backhand, and accurately picked the tip of the tail.
The sound of "Zila" spurting blood, the white snake old venerable shouted with a painful face: "Whoa......"
The old white snake, who was greatly injured, let go of his tail and squirted out a mouthful of foamy saliva.
Bajie had a chance to get out, but he couldn't dodge being washed by that disgusting thing.
Vomit!
Too!
Phew!
Bajie couldn't care about the pain of his buttocks anymore, so he hurriedly wiped the blue saliva on his face with the clothes on his body, and frowned in disgust.
"Old monster, you're just going to do it? Either use a hidden weapon, or spit on the stars, is it a shame to lose it? Too! Damn, it stinks! Bajie immediately jumped and retreated outside the encirclement and scolded the white snake Laozun.
"Poof! Cough...... Zhu Bajie, you wait, wait for the labor and management to eat something to recover their strength, and then fight with you for 300 rounds! If you don't cut off your pig's head, labor and management will not stop! ”
The old white snake was so angry that he was half dead, but the snake tail vitality was too depleted, and it was not suitable to fight again, so he first used the excuse of quitting the army and truce. "Withdraw!"
"Hey! You know how awesome your pig grandfather is, right? I'm still afraid that you won't make it, so I'll accompany you to the end! Run slower! "It's time for Bajie to taunt and taunt back.
The battle is over, and it is finally time to call it a day, thinking back to the fact that I was really scared just now, and thought that I was dying here, Bajie patted his chest and exhaled.
"Ding! Congratulations to the master for his first victory over the White Snake Laozun, and the actual combat power is unlocked (50 actual combat power value). ”
"Warm reminder: The master's vitality is depleted today, take the vitality pill, and you can be full of vitality."
Bajie swallowed the Yuan Qi Pill hidden in his armpit as prompted.
In the blink of an eye, the whole body was full of physical strength, and several swollen bumps on the buttocks disappeared instantly, without any pain.
"It's so comfortable, it's a real elixir, thank you, brother system!"
Anyway, the two people who watched the battle were still in a hidden corner, and Yazi had an unbelievable facial expression, which showed that the changes in Bajie surprised them too much.
"Senior brother, we're here! You're so powerful, you're going to beat the snake demon leader back to his lair in a few clicks to recuperate. It's so enjoyable! Senior Brother Sha ran over and praised vigorously.
"Bajie, not bad! I'm impressed with you, so good! Brother Monkey immediately gave a thumbs up.
Bajie, who praised him, blushed a little embarrassedly.
"Hey, hey, where is it, if Brother Monkey comes out, it will be too late for the White Snake Old Venerable to call Grandpa."
"However, this snake demon is really not good. In addition to the black hand, the mouth cannon is powerful, but in fact, he has no ability. After a while, my old pig continued to scream, and when it hit it, it fell into the water, and took the initiative to send Miss Zhang out of the hole. ”
It's impossible to be modest, you have to float when you should float, and the man who is afraid of being slapped in the face is not a real man.
This is the motto of life after the Eight Precepts.
"Cut!" Give a little sunshine and it will be bright, Brother Monkey turned his head helplessly.
The old white snake who had retreated from the old nest leaned the golden throne, thinking of the arrogant and proud pig, so he poured the altar wine to vent.
"Damn pig!"