Chapter 37: The plot is wrong
Niu Feng has insisted on chatting for several years, and has fantasized more than once about seeing each other in reality with those sisters and sisters on the other side of the network cable. More than once, he mentioned to some sisters who he thought he had a good feeling for each other that he wanted to change the chat on the Internet to a real scene, but most of the feedback was "Hehe, let's talk about it!" and so on.
This time, Niu Feng saw hope. He is not worried about the question of whether the other end of the network cable is a dinosaur, through this time of chatting, he knows that Piao'er is a third-grade student in the agricultural school, that is, a local, and he will not cut off contact because he wants to go home during the school holidays. And the information summarized from the chat content,This girl is the kind of person who loves to study but her grades always can't go up.,Usually listen carefully to classes and study hard, don't skip class and don't play.,But when it comes to exams, it's always the bottom of the grades.,Usually don't have any friends.,At most, it's a simple girl who goes out to the Internet café with friends in the dormitory on weekends to watch Korean dramas、Variety shows dedicate tears and giggles。 And Niu Feng portrayed herself in her impression as a sunny and self-employed young man who worked hard, made progress, and solved problems for his parents. He put a lot of photos of the farm he worked on in his QQ album, of course, he didn't describe the photos from the perspective of a kitchen employee, and of course he didn't directly say that he was the owner of the farm, because many of his friends were colleagues who worked together. But outsiders who don't know the situation will have a misunderstanding that the owner of this album is the owner of the farm, so Miss Piao'er has always regarded the "First Knife in Dongcheng" who chats with her every Friday night as the young boss of the rich peasant farm not very far from her home, this misunderstanding is deliberately caused by Niu Feng, he won't say it, he is vain.
Niu Feng's biggest hobby from the beginning of his contact with the Internet is to soak in the QQ chat room, from the beginning of the rookie to see others chatting in the public channel with envy, to later he was able to use different numbers in different chat rooms and people to show himself, from which he got a sense of satisfaction that could not be obtained before the kitchen stove and cutting board. But his life experience limited his play, he dropped out of school without finishing junior high school and then mixed in a restaurant with a scale that can have more than a dozen tables, and the people he contacted were also travelers who were in a hurry every day or came to work in the nearby market and came to work in the same rural areas as he did, and then at the New Oriental Chef School should be his longest period of knowledge, he learned to surf the Internet but only played QQ, and wrote some QQ signatures and moods that he felt inexplicable in Martian script. To the place where he is now working, there are more than a dozen people in the kitchen, and he has spent too much energy on the cutting board from the beginning of the water platform to the cutting board, and he has no time to learn other abilities, and he has to rack his brains with a few online sisters and sisters on his QQ number every day. He doesn't have a computer dormitory, he doesn't have a network cable, every time he opens QQ in an Internet café, he can't see the previous chat records, and he has to work hard in the process of chatting, recalling the previous chat content, it's a more brain-consuming thing, fortunately, he has a little talent in this area, he said that the one who chatted with him for the longest time can remember the topics he once said in the chat process, and he won't be crowned and Li Dai. Now it seems that Niu Feng does have a very good scumbag talent in today's era.
The agricultural school is on winter vacation, but there is a driving force that can make Niu Feng yearn for the Internet café more wholeheartedly: Piao'er girl is a person near the agricultural school, and now that she has more time to go to the Internet café to watch the Korean drama that he despises in his eyes, every day when he drags his tired body from the kitchen to the Internet café and sees the bright avatar, Niu Feng's classmates immediately feel like they have been beaten with chicken blood. He dreamed that the success of this successful case of online dating from the Internet to reality appeared in him, didn't Piaoer say that she liked to watch the story of Light Dance Feiyang and the ruffian Cai? You can dance on the tip of my first knife in the East City!
In the face of Niu Feng's non-stop sincerity, Piao'er girl finally agreed to meet with Dongcheng First Knife, and the meeting place was set at the door of the Internet café where Niu Feng inadvertently got Piao'er girl's QQ information under the decision of Piao'er Girl's insistence on Dongcheng's first knife, and the time could not be the night after Niu Feng's usual work ended.
After finalizing the date of the meeting, Niu Feng asked the kitchen boss for two days off a month when he went to work the next day, and then told the front desk and waiter of the farm that he would invite a girl to come over to play during his vacation, hoping that they could behave ceremoniously, and then asked for leave of absence and went to the pedestrian street where he usually felt that it was too expensive to sell things, and bought a piece of equipment from head to toe in the Metersbonwe store to make his flesh ache.
Niu Feng is the kind of type that looks very delicate, about 1.75 meters tall, and his thin figure is difficult to think that his profession will have anything to do with chefs. When he saw the Piao'er girl coming over frequently at the door of the Internet café outside the agricultural school, Niu Feng felt that his daily persistence had finally paid off. He hadn't seen any stories about Dancing Flying and Ruffian Cai, but he felt that Piao'er would have liked their online dating stories more.
The time to meet was set at nine o'clock on the Internet, Niu Feng stood at the door of the Internet café early in the cold wind, and saw the girl with more realism than in the photo, Niu Feng was angry with a sweet sense of first love.
Piao'er girl was the same age as Niu Feng, and she didn't show disgust when she saw this boy whose face was flushed because of the cold weather or excitement. In the Internet café where there are not many people, Niu Feng accompanied Piao'er girl to watch two episodes, he felt very idiotic, but after the Korean variety show "X_MAN" that the little girl laughed and leaned forward, Niu Feng's classmate proposed to go out to eat, Piao'er girl had no objection, the two were on the way to the farm, Niu Feng wanted to muster up the courage to hold Piao'er's little hand walking next to him several times, but because the love experience value was zero, he never found the right time, so he had to give up.
In the rich farm farm, Niu Feng introduced the special dishes of the farm very experienced, to put it bluntly, Piao'er girl was very understanding and asked Niu Feng to arrange the dishes for lunch, and showed great satisfaction with Niu Feng's arrangement during the meal. When he finished paying the bill, Niu Feng called the waiter to the table, said "on the account" in front of the table, and then left calmly with the Piao'er girl.
In the afternoon, he fished in the fish pond of the farm, and when he rented fishing tackle, Niu Feng said the same sentence "on the account", he was determined to pretend to be a boss in front of the Piaoer girl, and the old man in charge of the fishing tackle and the girl in the restaurant cashier also knew this young man who had worked in the farm for more than a year, and he did not have to collect money at that time, so Niu Feng's pretending plan could be carried out smoothly.
Winter fishing, especially in the cold wind of this city, is really not a very emotional thing, so before the two classmates caught a fish, Piao'er suggested that they go to another place to play. This proposal was naturally agreed by Niu Feng, who couldn't even tell the difference between a sea rod and a hand rod, and the two returned their fishing tackle and left the pond embankment, which was windier than ordinary places.
Leaving the farm, Niu Feng proposed to go to the city to play, because the seniors in the kitchen told him that it was better to take the girls to the city to play until the bus came back and then he could go to open a house. recommended a few places for him to go to the depraved street on the side of Hexi University Town, where there are many young people and there is everything; You can go to Wuyi Square, which is close to the pedestrian street and the most famous food and supper street; Or go to Martyrs' Park, don't have a ticket, and you can go around the place for a long time.
Miss Piao'er obviously didn't know what Niu Feng was planning to do, so she agreed to Niu Feng's proposal, and the two took a car to the pedestrian street.
After shopping for a while, after eating KFC stinky tofu and sugar oil baba, it was natural to arrive at the time when the last bus back to the agricultural school could not catch up.
Niu Feng proposed to open a room and sleep here today, and said that it was to open a double room, and promised Miss Piao'er that he would not do anything wrong to her in the personality of a man, and then agreed.
"Fuck, didn't you say that as long as the woman agrees to open the house, you can get it? Why are we just resting together and I will never touch you, and then I will hug you and never touch you, and then I will touch you and never do anything to you, and then I will put it there and never move, and then I will put it in and will not touch you again? Why did it change when you came to me? I'm a rapist now! Niu Feng said depressedly.
The development of things did not go according to the script that Niu Feng had imagined in advance, after arriving at the room, the Piaoer girl just took off her padded jacket and wrapped herself in the quilt to watch TV, Niu Feng felt that he could finally end his virgin career in the joy of going to the bathroom to wash himself cleanly, and waited for the Piaoer girl beauty to come out of the bath and Wushan Yunyu upside down, then thinking of this little girl was unusually reserved.
Thinking of the knowledge points that I don't know where to get "men should take the initiative" and "women say don't want to", Niu Feng climbed onto the bed where Piao'er was lying, and regarded Piao'er's words "If you do this again, I'll call the police" as a woman's reserve and shyness. When Piao'er girl called the demon spirit alarm station and said which hotel and which room, he didn't look at her mobile phone, but thought that she was making the last refusal with himself, and didn't pay attention to it at all.
When the police opened the hotel room and appeared in front of Niu Feng, he was still working hard to take off the turtleneck sweater of the fluttering girl as a little fun, and he felt that there was a striking similarity with the plot of a Japanese indoor love action movie that he had seen that he couldn't understand the language but could understand the plot so-so, thinking that he could finally end his nearly twenty-year virgin career, Niu Feng collapsed when he turned his head to see a few policemen and bright handcuffs when he was pressed to the floor, This doesn't fucking fit the plot of the movie!