Chapter 20: Advice Against Ear
"Hey, hey, don't do it, you have something to say!" the poor old ghost kicked his feet around, and under the abuse of the two, he slowly repeated the above call.
"Oh, is that all it takes?" Li Xiao threw the old ghost away like a rag, and then lazily lay back on the chair, and said disdainfully: "I didn't say that you are much more powerful than the Ghost King! You are a hundred-year-old ghost, and in terms of ghost power, you are not much worse than the Ghost King." After talking for a long time, this so-called nine-son ghost is only a little bit stronger than you at most. ”
The old ghost floated up from the ground, held his head high, paced in square steps, and hummed very strictly, saying: "In fact, if it weren't for my indifferent nature, with my ghost power, it would indeed be enough to search for local lonely souls and wild ghosts, and any ghost king would be rampant." ”
"Less! As soon as you say you're fat, you'll gasp. Xiaoshan, who was already sitting on the ground eating candy, almost reached his ear, and said disdainfully: "What kind of indifferent nature, you are obviously cowardly as a mouse." With your little guts, you are still rampant?
The old ghost's newly erected chest couldn't help but collapse, and it turned into a shrimp with a hunched waist again.
"Don't take it lightly!" Seeing that Li Xiao and Xiao Shan were not taking it seriously, the old ghost couldn't help but be a little anxious, and said: "One nine-son ghost is more powerful than the ghost king, think about it, nine sons and mother ghosts, nine nine-son ghosts and a female ghost!
"Isn't it just ten ghosts, I'll eat one bite at a time. Xiaoshan squatted on the ground, and said nonchalantly, he threw a few candies into his mouth, reached into the candy cup, and shook it upside down a few times, and finally found that the candy had been eaten. Still unsatisfied, it simply crumpled the whole candy cup with the wrapper, stuffed it into its mouth, chewed it vigorously for a while, stretched its neck, and swallowed it with a "grunt".
Li Xiao, who was on the side, frowned, and said unhappily: "Xiaoshan, don't stuff everything into your mouth, how can you eat these things? That's plastic products! If you eat it and your stomach hurts, where can I find you a hospital to treat monsters?"
"It's delicious!" Xiao Shan lay comfortably on the ground, cocked Erlang's legs, and touched his belly with satisfaction: "Boss, buy this next time, I don't want the creamy one last time." Oh, by the way, next time remember to buy a few more ice creams, I read a book today that says that after the monster eats the candy, it is best to eat a few more ice creams, which is good for digestion. ”
Li Xiao rolled his eyes wordlessly.
The old ghost looked at Li Xiao, then at Xiao Shanzhen, and said with a bitter face: "I said that you two are serious, you really can't take it lightly! If the Nine Sons and Mother Ghost appear in Hong Kong, it will definitely cause a great killing, and at that time, I don't know how many Taoist priests in the cultivation realm will be alarmed, and we don't want to stay here!"
"Is it really amazing?" Li Xiao asked lazily, "What is the ranking of the nine sons and mother ghosts in the "Demon Case Record"?"
For "Demon Case Record", the old ghost is too familiar to be more familiar, he stretched out his hand, and a thread-bound ancient book in the bookshelf automatically flew in and fell into his palm, he looked at it and said: "It said above, nine sons and mother ghosts, ten ghosts and one hole, the heart and mind are connected, and the breath is shared." It is a great evil spirit, with great magical powers. Is it ranked...... Well, in fifty-second place. ”
"You're not talking nonsense, are you?" Xiao Shanzhen's Erlang swayed his legs, looked at the old ghost with the corner of his eye, and said, "Old ghost, tell me, what are you in?"
The old ghost's head was almost pulled to his chest: "Eighty-eight." ”
"And you say you're not talking nonsense?" Xiao Shan said angrily: "I just said that I was only a little better than you, but now I am wearing a goof, right? You old guy, bullying us for not liking to read, talking all day long to fool us, is your skin itchy again?"
"Xiaoshan, this is your fault. Li Xiao said angrily: "How can you talk to the old ghost like this! Just now it was a nine-son ghost, so it was only a little stronger than him, and now it is a nine-son ghost, a total of ten." The old ghost has low skills, and in such a comparison, he is outnumbered, of course, he can only carry shoes to others! When he is young, he has no knowledge, and he doesn't even understand this, is it such an old ghost. ”
"That's it. It was rare for Li Xiao to help say a good word, the old ghost's head nodded like a chicken pecking rice, and he said in a loud voice: "The nine sons and mothers of the ghosts are connected, the ten ghosts are united, and the ghost power is blessed by each other, which is more than ten times more powerful than a single nine ghosts." Although I am a hundred-year-old ghost with profound ghost power, there is only one person, and I am lonely and weak, so of course this ranking is ...... Hey, what are you talking nonsense about? What is called being low-level? What is it called being able to only lift shoes to other people? I am a hundred-year-old ghost, is it as bad as you say?" The old ghost said and said, and finally came back to his senses, and glared at Li Xiao dissatisfiedly, beating his chest and feet, and looking heartbroken.
Xiao Shanzhen also jumped up, jumped to his feet and shouted, "Who do you say is young and uneducated, huh?"
Li Xiao immediately closed his mouth, looked at the ceiling with a focused expression, and only held a large book of literature in his hand, shaking it.
The old ghost and the little mountain looked at each other in unison, you aim at me, I look at you, eye contact several times, and finally give up the dangerous idea of rushing up and beating them. The old ghost paced thoughtfully again, and Xiaoshan lay back on the ground, touching his belly and said triumphantly: "Even if ten are on the same page, they are not my opponents, and the ten ghosts are only fifty-two together, which is far worse than me." ”
The old ghost who was pacing around shook his head, and said sternly: "Xiaoshan, the mountain demon is ranked sixth, that refers to the adult mountain face, you are still young now." The demon body has not yet grown up, and it does not have real strength yet, so don't be too arrogant. And you have to know that the ranking is just a reference, and the real strength depends on the cultivation of the day after tomorrow, not that the top ranking must be better than the other party, which you must remember. ”
Xiao Shanzhen's eyes narrowed dangerously, and he said slowly: "Old ghost, are you saying that my ranking does not live up to the truth?"
"Hmm!" The old ghost was thinking about the nine sons and mother ghosts with his head down, and nodded absentmindedly and said: "When your demon body grows up, your demon power will naturally increase greatly, now! If your strength can be ranked in the top fifty, it will be good......" As he spoke, he suddenly raised his head vigilantly, only to see Xiao Shan Zhen looking at him with a smile, but his body was already crouching on the ground, putting on a posture of pouncing.
The old ghost stood up with his hair brushed up, shook his hands nervously, and shouted: "Hey, Xiaoshan, you have something to say, don't move your hands and feet!" As he spoke, he squinted his eyes at Li Xiao, but unfortunately the latter was struggling with the ceiling, and he didn't notice his eyes asking for help at all.
"Xiaoshan, you are not young! You should learn to be calm, calm! You must know that I am saying this for your own good!"
The old ghost squeezed out a smile that was not much better than crying, and while speaking, he quietly moved his steps back, and before he finished speaking, he only heard a snort, and the small mountain was stunned, and the screaming claw shadows in all directions suddenly surrounded the old ghost's thin figure. The old ghost screamed strangely, and all of a sudden the surroundings were full of ghosts, shadows, and countless virtual shadows protected the old ghost's body, and the wolf fled under the rain-like claws of the small mountain.
As soon as the demon moved, the spacious basement seemed a little crowded, and the few pitiful pieces of furniture placed around were suddenly damaged, the only sofa was broken in two, and a few mahogany chairs were quickly turned into three-legged cats. Fortunately, the three of them have not staged the Romance of the Three Kingdoms in this basement once or twice, and the bookshelves that the old ghost loves to live and the boss's desk dedicated to Li Xiao have strong spell support, so they will not be demolished by Xiao Shan.
The old ghost fled wolf-likely, and howled hoarsely: "Oh my God! Li Xiao, why don't you stop him quickly, this guy doesn't know the severity, my ghost body is about to be scattered for him!"
Li Xiao didn't know when he had already lit a cigarette, and was admiring the martial arts in front of him with a smile, and when he heard the old ghost say this, he persuaded him very sincerely: "Xiaoshan, you don't want to be embarrassed by the old ghost, although he has always been jealous of your ranking and doesn't pay much attention to you." But this time, he is telling the truth, and it is indeed for your own good!"
As he spoke, Li Xiao caught a three-legged chair that Xiao Shan smashed over, and shook his head casually, dodging the ghost claws that the old ghost grabbed from behind, shaking his head and sighing: "You two guys, you are really not ordinary unreasonable, even if you don't like each other, why don't you even let go of me, who is kind and well-intentioned! Please, you are almost 400 years old together, is it okay to be mature? Hey, someone rang the doorbell." Li Xiao slapped the table, rolled his eyes, and stood up excitedly: "Haha! There has been no business for several months, God has opened his eyes! It seems that Kaizi has come to the door." ”
As soon as he heard this, the old ghost and Xiaoshan stopped together, carefully listening to the movement outside. In this short moment of fighting, this demon and ghost have already made a judgment, Xiaoshan is still high-spirited, his fur is bright, and he can't see any loss. The poor old ghost was unkempt, ragged, and wolf-like, and comparable to a beggar on the street.
Li Xiao smiled dumbly and said: "Look at the two of you who are unproductive, as soon as I say that people are here, I am afraid of being like this, forgetting that this basement is soundproof? Even if you demolish this place, you can't hear a little sound outside, what are you nervous about?" Li Xiao said, Shi Shiran walked to the outside of the basement, and said as he walked: "Old ghost, Xiaoshan is young and ignorant, you let him do it, just teach him a little lesson, don't really hurt him!"
As soon as the words fell, the whistling sound of sharp claws breaking through the air sounded behind him again, mixed with the strange cry of despair of the old ghost: "Xiaoshan, this guy is obviously sowing discord, where am I your opponent, don't be fooled......!