"But it doesn't hurt to say it!"

Although Elder Ye hesitated for a while, but after thinking about it carefully, he was already a prisoner of the Great Zou Emperor, so what did it matter if he was asked to tell a story? Could it be that after this story is told, the situation will be reversed?

It's ridiculous too.

Therefore, he still let Emperor Wu say it very generously.

Emperor Wu immediately glanced at him with some gratitude, and then said with a smile: "The Great Elder doesn't know anything, this story is about you and me, and Rong Zhen will tell it eloquently." ”

"Oh?"

He suddenly felt inexplicable, what?

What is it about you and me?

What's the matter with you and me?

"When I received the news that Elder Xia Mo wanted to surrender to my Dazou, it was already the second half of the night, and at that time, I was still in bed. So I didn't pay much attention to this news. ”

"Before the early dynasty, there was the exact news of Elder Tian, which made me pay attention to it. So, I asked Dian Wei to take the Jinyi Guard to collect the grain and grass in the imperial capital and even the whole country, and it was at this time that the early dynasty began! ”

"At the beginning, I planned to directly expose Elder Tian as a fake surrender, but I felt that Dian Wei must have been rushed and too late to return before he returned. So he deliberately delayed for a period of time and asked Mulan to assist Dian Wei. ”

"Soon after, Mulan came back and said that the matter had been done, and I only then exposed Elder Tian's intentions, but I never thought that Elder Tian Xia Mo still had a backhand, and it was a direct attack to kill me, so as to destroy the entire Dazou center, and recall the army in my name, so that you and the others can break through from the border pass as soon as possible and attack the territory of Dazou, right?"

Emperor Wu sneered, as if everything that happened was under his control.

The analysis of the Beiyan Sect in the words that came out can be described as a one-step and to the point.

pity

The people of the Northern Yan Sect present were not surprised by Emperor Wu's wisdom, but instead showed a smirk.

Second Elder Han Mengxi couldn't help but interject: "Emperor Zou, are you unwilling to lose?" You want to have a good time in the story, right? Yes? If you were really that smart, would you be a prisoner now? Yes. Hahaha! ”

Look, what a big smile this old fellow is!

It seems that the story told by Emperor Wu is full of absurdity, and it sounds very funny, like a joke.

Emperor Kewu didn't feel the slightest embarrassment.

Glancing at the other elders.

Elders with more strength, such as Chen Shui, couldn't help but laugh, which made him very satisfied.

Sometimes, it's not that the story is too absurd, it's just that the reality is too ruthless.

"Emperor Wu, you go on! The old man still wants to hear the difference in the story you tell! Ye Xitian's face was full of smiles, obviously his opinion of Emperor Wu was a little lower.

thinks that he is just a fierce and introverted emperor, an incompetent person, and it is ridiculous to say that he is so wise and martial in the story.

However, listening to more stories like this is good for a healthy and fresh mood, isn't it?

"Okay, then I'll move on!"

Emperor Wu didn't mind the cynicism of these people at all, he still moistened his throat in his own way, and then said: "Your intentions are very good, but it's a pity that I have seen it in advance!" That's when the plan is calculated, and a pocket array is set up for you to get into. ”

"What's more, the elder was as stupid as a donkey that day, and after killing me, he didn't even make up the knife, and I deceived everyone by faking my death. Sure enough, the people of your Northern Yan Sect received a message from Elder Tian and Zhang Cai, and only then did they rush over with an army of more than five million. ”

"After pouring into the palace, I was really surprised to think of setting up a new king! But you never expected that I would still be alive and come out and drive you away! ”

"Although you have an army of more than 5 million people, the value of your soldiers lies in their quality, not in their numbers. The matter of 100,000 troops breaking a million army abounds, a group of rabble, I have nothing to fear, turning my hands into clouds and covering my hands into rain, you are just powder in my eyes, and I will turn into ashes when I pinch it. ”

"Since you are so smart in this story, how did you become a prisoner in reality?"

Elder Ye interjected coldly, which instantly made Emperor Wu's situation embarrassing.

The crowd burst into laughter.

"Great Elder, he, the emperor, probably lost too badly, so he is just bragging in the story!"

"That's right, the self-victory method! I think I'm smart and wise in the story, and I'm unbeatable! ”

"Hahaha, Emperor Wu is really the first person since ancient times, so that the old man can't help laughing!"

......

The expressions and words of this group of people did not make Emperor Wu feel embarrassed in the slightest, but he looked at them with a slight pity in his eyes.

Perhaps, this is the height that is difficult for foolish people to understand, right?

Sure enough, it's a high place!

Emperor Wu felt lonely.

"Alright, alright! Stop for a moment, and I'll continue to tell the story! ”

"Hahaha!"

"You speak, you just speak!"

"Let's talk about the king of the dead country, today you are the biggest, and the old man will let you order!"

Soon the noise stopped.

One by one, the disdainful eyes converged on Emperor Wu's body again.

"When you retreated to Broken Jade City later, I was very helpless, if the two armies retreated to the fortified city, it would really weaken a lot of mobility for my Dazou cavalry, so I asked Mulan to find a way to make your more than five million people move and start civil strife."

"And you, now surround me, it is a big mistake, if you are in the city, I will not be able to move you! You hold on like the eight kings, and no one can break it! But it's a pity, why did you come out to attack the capital and surround me? ”

The smile on Emperor Wu's face became even stronger, and he laughed and said: "Listen, you have been surrounded by me, quickly put down your weapons, stop resisting, don't do things that are not beneficial to reality, such as the battle of trapped beasts!" ”

"Hahaha!"

"Oh my God! Is this dog emperor crazy? ”

"Lao Xu, I feel like he's really crazy! It's ridiculous to open your eyes and say such nonsense when we are surrounded by him! ”

Chen Shui and Li Tianba almost didn't have Emperor Wu's last sentence.

Nima!

God surrounds me!

There are so many people, one by one, they are holding weapons and pointing them at you, and you still say that we are surrounded by you?

What about your army?

What about your people?

It can't be just you, what kind of people are surrounding us, right?

The words of Emperor Wu really subverted their three views since they were born.

"Emperor Wu, if you can't accept such a cruel fact, then the old man will advise you, don't fantasize, raise your head, open your eyes and look around, you are surrounded!"

To be honest, Senior Elder Ye was a little sympathetic to this Martial Emperor.

It's so pathetic!

A good emperor turned out to be such a crazy appearance, this encounter was really a big blow to his spirit, I didn't expect to be stupid!

"Laugh, laugh! I don't blame you, I can't tell who the reality is, maybe we'll see it soon! ”

Emperor Wu's face was still smiling, and a pair of black eyes flashed with wisdom.