Maybe it's Yaping now, her unhappy appearance looks too pitiful? So the boss of archery can't stand it? So the boss grinned and directly took a small toy to Yaping, saying that it was for her, and Yaping took the plush toy but was instantly happy.

Then Yaping introduced to the madman that the fluffy toy in her hand is called Yangtze River No. 7, which is the little alien in Stephen Chow's movie, anyway, the madman is looking at this little fluffy guy, and he is smiling bitterly, because he thinks that this fluffy toy is only five yuan at most, and he and Yaping spent thirty yuan to get it, and it is ridiculous to remember the good archery boss.

But as long as Yaping is happy, the two of them are currently sitting under the scenic spot, in fact, they haven't started to climb the mountain, not far from the opposite side is the bathroom, and the door of the women's toilet is full of long queues, and the madman he and Yaping sit under the big tree opposite the bathroom to enjoy the shade, in fact, there is also a stone fence under the big tree, anyway, it is very flat on it, you can sit on it, and everyone else is sitting on it, so the madman and Yaping also sit on it.

The madman lit a cigarette and looked up at this big tree, this big tree is really big, and it is very high, at least thirty meters? Forty meters tall, right? He didn't know what kind of tree it was anyway, but he felt that he was sitting under it, very small.

And Yaping will keep tinkering with the plush toys in her hands, anyway, the madman doesn't understand the creature of girls, although he has lived with her for a long time, but he just doesn't understand her, such as why she likes plush toys, and she doesn't like it very much.

After the two rested for a while, they were ready to climb the mountain, there was a pool at the bottom of the mountain, and there was also an artificially dug waterfall, anyway, the environment was very, very beautiful, this is simply a fairyland on earth, of course, there must be some white garbage, and a lot of drink bottles and the like, and it is inevitable to get rid of the noise of the crowd.

The artificial waterfall is full of green trees and flowers on the side, and the water quality is very, very clear, Yaping said that this water is countless times clearer than tap water, it must be a mountain spring or something, the madman is very want to tell her after hearing this, this is an artificial waterfall, since it is artificial, how can it be a mountain spring? Coupled with the fact that the water is so clear, this is obviously a big problem, which is enough to show that this water should be changed almost every day, right?

But Yaping's interest is very high now, so the madman didn't tell her what he judged, so as not to disturb her mood, so Yaping wants to drink this mountain spring water now, but now the madman stopped her and said directly: "You are stupid, so many people come here every day to play, are you not afraid of who will pee in the upstream place?" ”

Yaping's face suddenly changed: "Who would be so immoral and unqualified?" ”

The madman laughed: "As long as I don't have morality, you can't kidnap me with morality, as long as I don't have quality, you can't talk to me about quality, and I, will!" ”

Yaping snorted and stopped talking, but the madman's purpose was achieved, in short, it prevented her from drinking the mountain spring water, so the madman bought iced mineral water for her to drink not far from the side, and then the two followed the massive flow of people to climb the mountain, and there are also signs around them, which indicate where there is what kind of scenery or something, one of which is in the middle of the mountain, just at the corner of the mountain road, it is written that there is a cave to pray to the gods, that is, there are statues of gods in it, and it must be like this.

When Yaping saw this, she said that she wanted to buy some incense to worship, and it was when Yaping said this sentence that the madman suddenly realized, and suddenly a memory of the past came to mind, and then he spoke directly: "Do you remember the time when we first met, you organized everyone to climb the mountain, on another mountain, in that Buddha hall to seek karma." ”

Yaping smiled directly: "Remember, I just begged you to be my boyfriend, it's very effective." ”

The muscles of the left side of the maniac's face twitched, and he directly took out his cigarette, wiped the sweat on his forehead under the scorching sun, and said while lighting a cigarette: "I think you are not in a normal mind, the Buddha statue you asked for at that time is Maitreya Buddha, it is not a matter of karma at all, a bunch of idiots, it's just that I didn't know you at that time, so I didn't tell you." ”

Yaping seemed a little unhappy after hearing this, and grinned directly: "What's the matter with you, do you mean I'm ignorant?" ”

"No, no, no, wife, you are the smartest, in heaven and on earth, there is absolutely no second person as smart as you, how can you be mistaken, isn't it? Impossible, completely impossible. ”

Although the madman said this, Yaping still looked very unhappy, in fact, the madman knew that she was not really unhappy, she just wanted to be coquettish, and sure enough, Yaping said, asking the madman that he would carry her up the mountain now.

Hearing this, the madman can be regarded as understanding what is called misfortune from his mouth, maybe for him in the past, being able to carry such a beautiful Yaping on his back is like a blessing that God can only have when he opens his eyes, but now it is different, it seems that they are all old husbands and wives, and the current ghost weather, the sun above his head is estimated to be 50 degrees hot, right?

But there is no way, so the madman can only compromise, and then carry Yaping on her back, in fact, Yaping is not heavy, only a hundred pounds, very thin, although she can still touch her ass with Yaping's hand, but is it really taking advantage now? Where is this taking advantage? The current Yaping is like a red-hot iron man, really burning people, and she doesn't seem to care at all, so the madman can't say anything about his suffering now, and he is really tired and tired.

But fortunately, it is estimated that Yaping knows the current situation, and he was carried by the madman for a few minutes before saying that he wanted to come down, and the madman sneered: "Don't come down, I can carry it, and I'm not afraid that the people on the side are watching us." ”

That's right, in fact, the people on the side will subconsciously look at the madman and Yaping, but this is not the reason why Yaping wants to come down, the madman knows why she wants to come down, because the place where the two of them stick is full of sweat, so Yaping began to struggle, and the madman had no choice but to let her down.

Then he saw a large pool of sweat on Yaping's white seven-point white pants, and the madman sneered, and was even more out of breath: "What? Wetting your pants? ”

"Get out!"

Yaping didn't give the madman a good look now, anyway, she didn't seem to dare to walk, because the part of her white pants was really a puddle of sweat on the back of the madman, it was really like urinating on the pants, so she sat on the side to rest, and the madman continued to pant.

After a long while, the two continued to climb the mountain, but this time Yaping said that he would not let the madman carry it, until he followed the flow of people to the middle of the mountain, and finally saw the scenic spot marked on the sign at the bottom of the mountain, which is the place to pray to God, but to say that Yaping is with a very, very pious mood to pray to God, then now she is full of disappointment, in fact, it is not only Yaping who is disappointed, the people who come here to pray to God are almost all disappointed.

Because this place marked on the sign is a very dilapidated, and very small cave, the inside is not slippery, and the ground is dirty to death, and the so-called Buddha statue inside? Hehe, it's just muddy, and it's only about 20 centimeters high, right? Anyway, I don't know what kind of Buddha statue it is, and it's also blackened by smoke, but it seems to be a bit humanoid?

Yaping stopped talking directly when she saw this, and she could hear other people saying when they saw the scene in the cave, what is this, but the madman was not disappointed at all, because he had never had hope, so where did the disappointment come from? But now the madman looked at the pillars of incense in front of the Buddha statue, which were also lit at this time, but in addition to these pillars of incense, there were also a few apples and bananas, in short, the bananas were also black and not slippery, which had already deteriorated, but the apples looked like they had only shrunk a little, and the others were nothing.

At this time, I heard the newcomers in the cave say, what kind of attraction is this, this is simply a fraud, but the madman took the two shrunken apples in front of the statue directly in front of everyone, after all, in this big city, the apple is like a luxury, it is really ridiculously expensive.

But regardless of whether the current madman is moral, or whether it is a manifestation of lack of quality, in short, the people on the side can only watch, and the madman directly wiped the fruit with his hands, immediately took a bite and ate it, and then gave another apple to Yaping, but Yaping said that he didn't answer anything, saying that it was disrespectful to the gods or something.

But Yaping didn't seem to be very angry, but in short, now he just ignored the madman who ate the gods' tribute, and the madman followed her, while explaining to her that the fruit was very expensive, and since no one ate it there, he had to reluctantly do something about it, but Yaping didn't want to listen to the madman's nonsense.

So the end result was that the madman ate the two shrunken apples by himself, and for such a madman, Yaping had to show a look of crying and laughing, but Yaping also knew that the former madman was not a good person at all.

Then the two of them went to the top of the mountain, and there were statues of gods enshrined on the top of the mountain, and there was even a small pool carved in stone, which was full of coins, and when the madman saw this, he immediately wanted to grab a handful of coins, because it was in the open air, and it was very easy to catch a handful.

Maybe Yaping has sensed what the madman is thinking at the moment, right? So she instantly stayed away from the madman, and the madman really grabbed a large handful of coins while others were not paying attention, and put them directly in his pocket.