In other words, after Tang Sanzang eliminated the tiger demon that stood in the way, a few days passed.

Sun Wukong and Zhu Bajie were bickering more and more often, and Tang Sanzang couldn't make any noise, so he sent the two of them to explore the way.

It's better to arrange something for them to do than to be noisy all the time.

Tang Sanzang smoked a cigarette and rode on the back of the dragon horse, with a melancholy expression.

Since I hit Chang'an City, I have seen fewer and fewer beautiful girls.

Especially this time, barren mountains and mountains.

After walking for so many days, even the goblin has only seen a female!

It's still a bat spirit that doesn't get to be seen.

This made him miss the nights of nephrite fragrance in Chang'an City even more.

When he was about to be happy, suddenly out of the corner of his eye, he saw a graceful figure in front of him!

Well?!

Good guy, in this place where there is no village and no store, there is still such a smart girl?

Looking at this back, you know that she is a beauty.

Tang Sanzang took a puff of his cigarette, threw the cigarette butt on the ground, and chased after him.

The yellow sand is long, the autumn wind is sorrowful, and the weak woman who is alone on the road is wandering, giving people an indescribable unique charm.

Especially for Tang Sanzang, who was a man of two lifetimes, this scene seemed particularly familiar.

What's so ...... Isn't it the beginning of Journey to the West!

Isn't this what the Zixia Fairy walks through the desert alone?

I didn't expect to be able to complete a perfect encounter with the Zixia Fairy.

Tang Sanzang's heart was flooded with layers of ripples, and even where to buy the school district house in Chang'an City, and who to invite for the Taixue chair.

As soon as this thinking slipped, the excitement could not be stopped.

Suddenly, he noticed something unusual, and lowered his head palely.

Oh, that's too much, isn't it?

…… Hurry up and press the gun!

It was only when the abnormal reaction in his body gradually subsided that Tang Sanzang regained his strength.

"Drive, drive!"

Ryoma immediately raised his hooves and hurried towards the beautiful woman.

After a short time, Tang Sanzang came to the woman's side.

He cleared his throat and said in what he thought was the most charming voice: "Girl, the yellow sand is long ......"

As soon as the words began, they came to an abrupt end.

The appearance of this person and god was so angry that Tang Sanzang almost had a heart attack!

What Zixia Fairy, this is clearly a man!

is still a roe deer-headed rat-eyed and extremely ugly lewd man!

Dog's day, the back looks like a crime, and the face looks like it's going to be sick.

The lewd man raised his mung bean-like eyes and looked at Tang Sanzang, grinning and revealing his dark teeth.

"Hehe, great monk, are you calling me?"

Dam

！

Tang Sanzang forcibly suppressed the discomfort in his heart: "Are you a girl?" ”

"Of course not! But if you want to, monk, it's not impossible to ......."

Tang Sanzang: ???

"You may not have figured out your gender positioning!"

The lewd man listened to Tang Sanzang's words and shook his head regretfully.

He thought about it, turned his back to Tang Sanzang, slowly squatted down, and pouted his buttocks.

Tang Sanzang looked horrified: "Friend! That was not what I meant! ”

"Poof——!

There was a muffled sound.

Pale yellow smoke erupted from the lewd man's buttocks, shining on Tang Sanzang's face!

This fart not only stinks, but also chokes his throat and spicy eyes!

Tang Sanzang was caught off guard, and was hit by this spicy and spicy breath, and he was unconscious with a loud sound.

When he opened his eyes again, he found himself in a nameless cave.

And the initiator of that stinky fart was now squatting on the stone pier on the side, clutching a sweet potato full of black mud with both hands, squinting and smiling at Tang Sanzang while gnawing.

"Holy monk, are you awake?"

Tang Sanzang looked around, this cave was very tidy, and it didn't look like the handiwork of this obscene demon at all.

"You know me?"

"The reincarnation of the golden cicada saint monk of the Tang Kingdom, no one knows along the way, no one knows."

Tang Sanzang nodded, his face was not shocked, but in his heart, he scolded the Heavenly God and Buddha.

These immortals are in a panic!

Sending his relatives and friends to make cameo appearances as monsters to block the way, not to mention, he also spread rumors all over the world that eating Tang monk meat can lead to immortality.

It's just that the monsters in this world are simple-minded, and they believe what the gods say.

It's outrageous!

Sure enough, it was a rumor that opened his mouth and broke his leg to refute the rumors.

"Holy monk, your body is so delicate, I think it must be a rare and superb in the world!"

The obscene demon couldn't help swallowing his saliva, his eyes sliding up and down as if they were glued to Tang Sanzang's body.

"Wait a minute! Friend, are you going to eat me, or are you going to sleep with me? ”

The lewd demon was stunned for a moment, and then an angry look appeared on his face.

"Holy monk self-respect! I'm a family, don't confuse me with those unscrupulous monsters! ”

Tang Sanzang was slightly relieved and nodded.

"Ma Dan, scare Lao Tzu! No, why don't you make a fire? How can you eat me without a fire? ”

The lewd demon touched his head and seemed to hesitate: "Before I have time to think about how to eat, I won't make a fire first." However, I asked my mother-in-law to buy the recipe, and I am sure she will be back soon. ”

"Do you have to buy a recipe to make a dish? I can't do this operation in ten years with cerebral congestion! ”

"It used to be eaten raw, but you are the reincarnation of the golden cicada, and you can live forever if you eat a piece of meat. It certainly can't be easy, Delong is the point. ”

Yo, I didn't expect this monster to look good, but it pays attention to the sense of ceremony.

Tang Sanzang was interested.

"I didn't think you were still a demon! Wait a minute...... Why do you still have a daughter-in-law?! ”

"Uh-huh! My daughter-in-law is beautiful, like a fairy daughter. ”

Speaking of daughter-in-law, this monster is full of happiness.

Tang Sanzang looked at this ugly-looking monster with a strange expression, it was really hard to imagine what kind of demon it should be to fall in love with him.

The obscene monster noticed Tang Sanzang's expression, and immediately became a little unhappy, and protested in a low voice: "I'm a little ugly, but what's wrong with being ugly?" Don't you deserve love? ”

“……”

The atmosphere was very awkward for a while.

Tang Sanzang wanted to change his sitting position to alleviate this embarrassment, but found that he was tied up by a thick and strong hemp rope and couldn't move.

"Don't struggle, I've made this rope carefully. Don't say that you are a mortal, even if you are a Da Luo Jin Immortal, you ......"

Tang Sanzang struggled a little harder, and the hemp rope broke in response.

"What?"

“…… I can't get sleepy. ”

At this time, a beautiful girl suddenly walked in from outside the cave.

The enchanting posture is jade-colored, and the pearls are round and jade.

It's a goddess descending from heaven!

The woman said as she walked: "Husband, this recipe is hard to find, and it took a lot of time for the concubine to spend a lot of time......"

He was only halfway through his sentence when he suddenly stopped.

She looked at Tang Sanzang with a pair of phoenix eyes open, and the two autumn waters were full of astonishment - what a handsome monk!

Tang Sanzang was also moved in his heart, he didn't expect this obscene demon mother-in-law to be so good-looking.

There is a saying that horses often carry idiots to walk, and clever women often sleep with clumsy husbands.

It's unreasonable.

This sudden variable made the lewd demon jump up, grab his hands wildly, and finally find a gauze scarf and blindfold his wife.

"Close your eyes! This demon monk's eyes are a little evil, but you can't see it! ”

The woman responded to the words of the lewd demon and put a scarf on her head.

The lewd demon breathed a sigh of relief.

"Where's the recipe?"

"I bought it, but I can make it easy to find the concubine!"

"Yay! You go boil the water! Strip and wash this monk first, and kill some blood to eat! ”

The woman's eyes lit up when she heard this: "The rough work of stripping and washing your body will be left to the concubine!" ”

Tang Sanzang raised his eyebrows, and found that the obscene demon's head seemed to be slightly green......