Chapter 17 Kicking the Flying Sand Monk with One Foot? Is this in the river?!

Lao Sha was sitting in front of the stove, smoking a dry cigarette, and his eyes were looking into the distance.

"Lao Sha, Lao Sha!"

The cousin ran over and slapped him behind him, "What, do you miss your daughter-in-law?" So distracted. ”

Lao Sha raised his head and glanced at him.

"A child's family, know a fart."

"I ...... Okay, okay, you know. By the way, there's something serious! The pot you cooked, an elder liked it very much, and wanted to invite you to come over and talk about it. ”

"Elder?" Lao Sha was stunned, "Why didn't you say it earlier?" All I cook is meat dishes! ”

"Whew! He didn't say anything, why are you staring here? Hurry up, that's the big money owner, if you make him happy, your reward is indispensable. ”

Lao Sha shook his head, stood up, and walked slowly outside.

Seeing his movements, as slow as a turtle, the cousin hated to push hard behind him.

It's a pity that it can't be pushed.

People are born with big shoulders and round waists, but they can't beat those with thin arms and legs.

And most importantly, the front hall was shouting again.

The cousin has to hurry up to run the hall, if it is slow, he will have to be scolded by the shopkeeper.

At this time, Lao Sha went upstairs and pushed open Tang Sanzang's door.

"You're looking for me?"

Tang Sanzang raised his head and looked at it carefully.

found that this person seemed to be a little different from the Sha Wujing he imagined.

Although they are all the same burly, this figure is also ...... Too bloated, right?

And what about the iconic round of human head skulls around the neck?

This seems to be like a non-image, which makes Tang Sanzang a little uncertain.

"What do you call it?"

"Lao Sha."

"I mean the full name."

"Lao Sha."

Seems to be a taciturn guy.

This character is somewhat similar to Sha Wujing...... But this kind of three-stick can't hit a fart, so it's too honest, right?

Tang Sanzang lit a cigarette and decided not to go around in circles with him, so he asked directly.

"Are you waiting for someone to learn the scriptures?"

Lao Sha shook his head suspiciously.

……

Very good!

Sure enough, it's not the Sawu Jing I'm looking for.

"You'd better stay away from the quicksand river." Lao Sha looked at Tang Sanzang, "My master has already eaten nine monks like you. ”

"Your master?"

Tang Sanzang raised his eyebrows, and said in his heart Good guy, it turns out that Sha Wujing is this guy's master!

"It's okay, I'm here to take your master as an apprentice - so, you have to call me Master."

Lao Sha looked at Tang Sanzang and said for a long time, "You better hurry up." ”

"Phew! Bearded man, you speak politely, my grandson's master is a capable person with great magical powers! If you say anything disrespectful again, don't blame me for being unsympathetic! ”

After speaking, Sun Wukong took an iron rod and put it against the tip of Lao Sha's nose.

On Lao Sha's face, a touch of fear appeared.

As for Zhu Bajie, he was holding a pot of rice drizzled with fish soup and was humming and nibbling.

There is no need for him to do anything like this.

With that monkey and master, there is no monster that cannot be subdued.

If there is, it must be the two of them who released the water.

Tang Sanzang ate and drank to his heart's content, and touched Zhihuazi with satisfaction to give himself an order.

"A cigarette after dinner, a race over a living fairy! Got one? ”

"Come on! Thank you, Master! ”

Sun Wukong hurriedly stuffed the iron rod back into his ears, took Huazi with both hands with a smile, and spit out smoke rings gracefully.

Stopping at Zhu Bajie, he was still fighting with food.

Tang Sanzang threw Huazi on his desk.

"Thank you, Master! I'll finish it first...... Food is hard to come by, and it can't be wasted. ”

"Well, don't worry. No one is robbing you. ”

Tang Sanzang turned his head and looked at Lao Sha.

"That's it, when we're done eating, you can take us to meet your master."

Lao Sha saw that Tang Sanzang had a resolute attitude, and he couldn't refuse, so he could only accept it.

After touching about a stick of incense, Zhu Bajie finally filled his stomach.

Looking at this full and solid whole fish feast, even the soup and water were eaten by him.

There was only a few fish bones left, and he gathered them all.

"Take it to the back kitchen, add some minced ginger, cooking wine, salt and vinegar, marinate and taste, then take it and coat it with flour and fry it! Fried crispy is served, Lao Tzu wants to prepare for wine and dinner at night! ”

has been following Tang Sanzang for a long time, and Zhu Bajie has also learned his mantra, and now he is long and short when he opens his mouth.

Tang Sanzang smiled, "You kid knows how to enjoy it!" ”

"Hehe, it's all taught by the master!"

Hearing these words, Sun Wukong fell straight to the back of his teeth, and said in his heart that this dead pig, no matter how fleshy he is now, he can not blush and his heart beat, phew!

Tang Sanzang took the two apprentices, followed behind Lao Sha, and went to the quicksand river.

Originally, at such a busy time in business, Lao Sha, as the gold medal chef in the store, could not leave casually.

But Tang Sanzang gave him too much.

Two ingots of silver weighing ten taels smashed in front of the shopkeeper, and Lao Sha suddenly became air in front of him.

What blinded him?

Silver.

The quicksand river is not very far from the town of quicksand, and after everyone leaves the town, they have arrived in less than a cup of tea.

This quicksand river is exactly the same as described in the original book.

The surging river is endless.

The most peculiar thing is that in this river, the sand moves with the water, and the water flows with the sand.

All kinds of fine gravel were constantly rising and falling in the drinking water, and they were muddy, as if a pot of boiling thick soup was boiling on the surface of the river.

Lao Sha stopped by the river.

He looked back at Tang Sanzang: "Elder, it's not too late to leave. ”

"Hold back and pull your calves with me, hurry up!"

Tang Sanzang had Huazi in his mouth, a little impatient.

On the way to the Liusha River, the stuffy gourd who called himself Lao Sha said that retort all the way.

Everyone was a little tired.

Especially Tang Sanzang.

"Don't quack, I'll tell you, if you want to pull calves with me again, I'll really cut you!"

Yes, all the words in the east have been forced out.

Lao Sha had no choice but to squat down in silence and stretch out his hands into the river.

Soon, the water in the quicksand river gushed even more, and it had the meaning of turning over the river and the sea.

With a roar, a figure flew out of the river.

He stood firmly at the head of the river, looking at the riverside from afar.

"Lao Sha, have you encountered any difficulties, do you have to invite me out?"

"Master."

Lao Sha stood up and bowed respectfully.

"This elder said that he came from the Eastern Tang Dynasty, and he came specifically to find you, Master."

"Dongtu Datang? Hahaha...... Dead again? The green-faced, fanged, red-bearded and red-haired Sawu looked up to the sky and roared, "Golden Cicada, I have eaten your ninth reincarnation, aren't you still dead?" ”

"Roll the blind, follow me to learn from the experience, and the previous accounts of the two of us will be written off. What do you think? ”

"Phew! Do you want me to go to the West to learn scriptures? Kill me! ”

Sha Wujing spread her right hand, and a demon scepter stained with the smell of blood appeared in her hand.

"Golden Cicada, take your life!"

After a loud roar, Sha Wujing stepped on the blue waves and rushed towards Tang Sanzang.

"Master, be careful!"

Sun Wukong took out an iron rod and blocked Tang Sanzang's left.

Zhu Bajie was only one line late, and he also carried a nine-tooth nail rake, which was horizontal on the right.

Without thinking about it, Tang Sanzang pushed with both hands, separating the two apprentices left and right, and then flew up and kicked it according to Sha Wujing's head.

"I'll give your grandma a leg!"

only heard a "bang" sound, and Sha Wujing was kicked upside down and flew out.

Like a kite with a broken string, it was planted crookedly into the quicksand river......