If Tang Sanzang's Zen staff is solid, this old woman will have to be paralyzed in bed if she doesn't die.

Lishan's old mother glanced at the corner of her eyes and found that Sun Wukong, Tianpeng, and Roller Blinds didn't have the slightest intention of persuading.

And the Zen staff of the golden cicada is also really used hard.

Between the lightning and flint, the personal maid beside Lishan's old mother opened her hands and blocked in front of her.

"it!"

Tang Sanzang hurriedly turned around, turned the Zen staff hard, and slammed it on the stone floor in front of Lishan's old mother.

"You don't want to die?!"

Tang Sanzang glared at the maid and shouted loudly.

Although he knew that this was a game set up by Guanyin Bodhisattva, Fuxian Manjushri and Lishan's old mother, this sudden addition of the personal maid was still a little unexpected for him.

"Zu Zu Zu ...... Grandmother is not a youkai! ”

The maid looked at Tang Sanzang, although she trembled with fear, she still said stubbornly.

Ooh!

It's so vivid!

It's good that this fake maid doesn't speak, but as soon as she speaks, she suddenly leaks the bottom.

"Amitabha, good, good. Although you have a human appearance, what you say is not popular at all. ”

Tang Sanzang snorted coldly and returned to his seat.

Lishan's old mother observed Tang Sanzang without moving, what did he mean by this sentence just now?

Could it be ...... Can he see through it?

No!

When pigs fly!

Lishan's mother has confidence in her own change skills, and there are only a handful of people in this world who can see through her own change skills at a glance.

And among these handful of people, there are absolutely no four masters and apprentices in front of them!

Even Sun Wukong's fiery eyes can't do it!

So...... What went wrong?

Looking at the big pit that was smashed out of the floor, Lishan's mother couldn't help but jump in her heart.

The tenth reincarnation of this golden cicada, doing things is really decisive and thunderous!

Fortunately, there is still a light of compassion in his heart, and he does not want to hurt mortals.

This sudden change also made the three Bodhisattvas who pretended to be their daughters tremble.

Especially the two Bodhisattvas Fuxian and Manjushri who had not been in contact with Tang Sanzang before.

The sudden scene in front of them made their Buddha's hearts unstable for a while.

The three of them quietly exchanged glances.

Fugen: Why is the golden cicada so violent after her reincarnation?

Manjushri: Isn't it because we're showing our stuff when he's acting so recklessly?

Guanyin: Don't be impatient, with the old mother of Lishan in charge, we have the right to wait and see what happens!

Fugen/Manjushri: Reasonable!

An angry look appeared on Lishan's old mother's face, and she paused heavily on her crutches.

"You monk doesn't know how to lift! The old body kindly recruited you to join the family, and be a door-to-door son-in-law who has no worries about food and clothing, but you will take revenge and want to take the life of the old body? ”

After saying so much in one breath, Lishan's old mother pretended to take a few breaths before continuing.

"Mo Zhen, Mo Love, Mo Pity."

The daughters of the three bodhisattvas pretended to respond, "Mom, my daughter is here." ”

At first glance, Tang Sanzang was very familiar with these words, and when he had a private visit with his brother Wang, he often heard such words in those green buildings, wine shops, and Goolan courtyards.

"Hurry up and ask the porter to report to the officer!"

"This ......"

The three daughters seemed hesitant.

"Mom, the holy monk is just in a hurry and has lost his senses!"

"Yes, Mom, who is not a sage? Fortunately, everyone is safe. ”

"Yes, Mom, if nothing happened to us, okay?"

If the acting skills of Lishan's mother are at the level of old drama bones, then the acting skills of these three bodhisattvas are only at the level of little fresh meat.

Isn't this turn too blunt?

Even Tang Sanzang, who knew the inside story, couldn't stand it at this time.

"Amitabha! Female benefactor, I think this is a misunderstanding. As for people, they all make mistakes sometimes. I hope you will spare us, and I will take them to continue learning the scriptures in a while. We must be good people, you let us go. ”

With this spare time, it is better to walk a few more steps to the west!

What are you talking about with a few of their idle and panicked immortals?

Tang Sanzang's idea is very simple, whoever the four of you love, Lao Tzu will not serve.

"There's no door either!"

Unexpectedly, Lishan's mother disagreed.

"Your master and apprentice are in my hands! Didn't say it, let's get married! ”

"Female benefactor, your request is too much! You can kill me, but you can't insult me. You're almost ready to be my mother, and you're still married? There is no bridge in the world that cannot be crossed, right? Why do you think you're doing this? ”

"That won't do! I want you to marry my daughters! ”

Tang Sanzang was completely dumbfounded.

Showdown, it's not right now.

If these "Four Holy Tests of Zen Heart" did not play a test role, I don't know what moths will come out of these four idle bodhisattvas in the future.

Tang Sanzang was out of options, he turned around and pointed at Sun Wukong.

"Monkey, come here! You marry them! ”

When Sun Wukong heard this, he was so angry that he grabbed the golden hoop stick and hit it his head, and he fainted.

Tang Sanzang couldn't help but shake his head, pointed at Sun Wukong, who fell to the ground unconscious, and said bitterly: "Female donors, take a look, the bloody reality!" ”

"Where did the blood come from?" "There's no bloodshed."

"The holy monk is so bad, he knows how to lie to our sisters, hum!"

WDNMD, the three of you are bodhisattvas, can you be more steady?

If this kind of thing spreads, it will be a lifetime of black history, okay!

Tang Sanzang turned around, and this time his gaze shifted to Zhu Bajie's body.

"Old pig, come here!"

Zhu Bajie knew what he was going to say when Tang Sanzang looked at him.

Before he could finish speaking, he pulled out a sharp knife from behind him and put it against his neck.

"Master! Say it again, say it again, I'll splash your blood! ”

Judge from above!

Not to mention Zhu Bajie, even Sha Wujing, who has been silent and sad, has no acting skills that these Bodhisattvas can compare.

I can see a group of old drama bones playing on the same stage, this TM is not better than Boren?!

"Iniquity!"

Actor Tang Sanzang collapsed back in his chair and looked up to the sky and sighed.

Seeing that things are getting worse, it has completely exceeded everyone's rehearsal arrangement.

The old mother of Lishan had to summon a few family members and arrange Tang Sanzang's master and apprentice into a separate garden.

After there was no one else in front of her, Lishan's old mother waved her hand, and all those tricks dissipated.

"Amitabha, I didn't expect the golden cicada to restrain the disciples so well." Manjushri shook his head and sighed.

"Jin Chanzi has been reincarnated in this tenth life, why has his personality changed so much?"

"Venerable Fuxian is too worried, the character of Jin Chanzi is not more suitable for westward travel. After all, there is a long way to learn from the scriptures, and if the character is too weak, then the ninety-nine-eighty-one difficulties may not be able to pass. ”

"Amitabha, what Venerable Avalokiteshvara said is very true."

Seeing that everyone's discussion was coming to an end, Lishan's mother asked, "According to your meaning, then this test is passed?" ”

The two Bodhisattvas, Fuxian and Manjushri, clasped their hands together, smiled and nodded.

Lishan's mother shifted her gaze to Guanyin again.

"Amitabha, the westward journey has a lot to do with it, so let's try it again at night!"