Chapter 34: No Strength! You still want to be a monster when you're so quiet?!

It has been more than half a month since Tang Sanzang killed Mrs. White Bone alone in Baihuling.

The journey went smoothly and peacefully, not to mention the monsters, and even the robbers and bandits who cut the path did not meet a single one.

Tang Sanzang couldn't help but be a little bored again, and every day he camped and rested, he had to pull everyone to play a few rounds of mahjong.

was bored, which made him have the idea of asking Sun Wukong to dance a few dance songs to relieve his boredom.

Fortunately, on this day, the outline of a city appeared on the horizon.

Sun Wukong was like being amnestied, and volunteered to explore the way ahead, but he flew back after half a cup of tea.

After his description, Tang Sanzang knew that there was the Treasure Elephant Kingdom ahead.

There are no elephants in this country, and there is no respect for Buddhism, but it has chosen a very Zen name.

Tang Sanzang looked at the city gate in the distance and squinted his eyes slightly.

This copy is kind of interesting!

The princess of the Heavenly Court Phi Xiang Palace, plus the yellow-robed monster played by Kui Wood Wolf, one of the twenty-eight stars.

The two co-starred in a forbidden love, beating a number of serials in the golden eight o'clock file.

It's a pity that the fly in the ointment is that the Nakui wood wolf actually turned Tang Sanzang into a hundred tigers in full view of everyone.

Well, it's a bit fu, though

y plot, but if you really want to play such a big game, I believe no one can accept it.

"Master, when are we going to enter the city?"

Sun Wukong interrupted Tang Sanzang's contemplation.

"Right now! After sleeping outside for so many days, you should also find a comfortable bed and rest well. ”

Tang Sanzang's words immediately caused a burst of cheers from the apprentices.

Shun Shundang entered the city, but unexpectedly found that these inns did not accept foreign guests, so he could only go to the post station to stay.

The bed in the post station is naturally not as soft as the inn, but it is definitely better than sleeping in the open.

Good wine and meat were served, and they ate happily.

After a full meal and wine, the post officer personally delivered snacks and tea.

Nothing to be courteous, either a traitor or a thief!

"Tell me, what's the matter?"

Tang Sanzang grabbed a piece of pastry and threw it into his mouth, chewed it, and asked.

"Yes! Dare to ask the elders, but the Sanzang Master who came from the Eastern Tang Dynasty and went to the Western Heaven to learn scriptures? ”

The post officer couldn't hide his excitement and asked.

"How, no, what?"

"This ......"

The post officer turned his heart sideways and bowed his hand: "Please save the holy monk from my treasure elephant country!" ”

"Lao Tzu said that it is not necessarily the person you are looking for, why is it so axial?"

"It doesn't matter! If the holy monk is not a Tibetan master, then he will have a good relationship with the holy monk. ”

Hey!

Hob meat, it's not!

"Okay, I'll listen to Tang Sanzang first, what are you going to say."

"Thank you, Holy Monk!"

The post officer was overjoyed and immediately knelt on the ground and kowtowed.

Looking at his grateful appearance, Tang Sanzang knew that this matter would definitely not be easy to do!

If it comes, it will be safe, anyway, the treasure elephant country is a copy that must be attacked.

Let's listen to the plot first!

When he was in White Tiger Ridge, Sun Wukong did not follow Tang Sanzang to get off the dungeon, so Tang Sanzang had no reason to kick him out of the team.

Come to think of it, because of this, the plot of the Treasure Elephant Kingdom will be slightly different from the original book.

"Recently, my country's Baihua Shy Princess competed to recruit relatives, and Yikui surnamed Juncai won the first place and became a concubine. This should have been a good thing for the whole country to celebrate. But who knew that the horse master was actually a monster! ”

"Youkai?"

When Sun Wukong heard this word, he stood up excitedly, holding the iron rod in his hand, "What kind of monster is it?" Little Lao'er, tell me about it in detail! ”

"Yes!" The post officer nodded hurriedly, "That night, the master of the horse drank too much, and he was too strong to drink, not to mention that he broke the obstacle and showed his original form, and he also ate the maid who played the pipa on the side!" ”

Tang Sanzang was confused when he heard it.

Isn't that all messed up?

Didn't Kui Timber Wolf wait for himself to become a hundred tigers before he got drunk and ate people?

How did you advance so much......

It seems that the original plot can only be used as a reference.

Sun Wukong heard a burst of anger and said angrily: "He actually eats people in public, what a vicious monster!" “

"yes, Brother Monkey. Even if you eat it quietly? Even if it's a buyer? It didn't cost much silver. ”

"Idiot! What are you talking about? ”

"Didn't I follow your words? Why hit people! ”

"My grandson is your licking, licking, licking, and drinking rammer!"

……

"It's starting again, isn't it?"

Seeing that the two apprentices began to fight each other passionately ♂, Tang Sanzang sneered and said with a smile, "Tomorrow the two of you will halve your cigarettes and alcohol!" ”

The two of them, who were still working hard to study their wrestling ♂ skills just now, immediately separated, standing on Tang San's side on the left and right.

"Okay, let's move on...... Where is this monster now? ”

"Back to the holy monk, that monster is entrenched on a mountain fifty miles east of the Treasure Elephant Kingdom."

Tang Sanzang nodded: "That's okay!" You step back first, I will tell Elder Tang about this matter." ”

"Thank you, Holy Sang, thank you Holy Sang!"

The post officer gratefully bowed to Tang Sanzang three times and bowed nine times, and was finally sent out by Zhu Bajie.

Sun Wukong jumped to Tang Sanzang's side and touched his head.

"Master, how should this be handled?"

Tang Sanzang glanced at Sun Wukong.

"Dute came to the door, do you think you can hide?"

Sun Wukong looked aggrieved, "My old grandson didn't think about hiding ......"

"Shut up! Are you a Master, or am I a Master? I said yes, that is. ”

Sun Wukong obediently closed his mouth.

If the master doesn't talk about reason, it is even more troublesome than the daughter-in-law of his sworn brother, the Bull Demon King.

Tang Sanzang saw that Sun Wukong stopped talking, raised his head, and saw that his expression was very strange.

"Monkey, I see that your face is wrong, are you scolding Lao Tzu in your stomach?" Tang Sanzang turned his head, "Bajie, come here!" Pull this monkey out and cut it down! ”

Monkey king:......

After about half an hour, Tang Sanzang came to the outside of the cave of the yellow-robed monster alone.

"Take a look, take a look! Freshly baked Tang Sanzang hey! The tender and juicy Tang Sanzang is sold cheaply, hey! ”

After shouting for a long time, the closed door finally opened.

A youkai who looks really sorry for the audience leans out half of his body.

"What are you doing, vultures?"

Tang Sanzang hurriedly greeted him, "Hello King! I sell Tang Sanzang! ”

"Tang Sanzang? Haven't heard of it! ”

"Don't you know, my lord, now it is rumored that eating Tang monk meat can be immortal."

Kui Mu Wolf smiled: "Little monk, you can talk about it!" How should this Tang monk meat be eaten? ”

"First cut ten catties of fine meat, and cut it carefully to make a squirrel."

Kui Wood Wolf suddenly became a little interested, and couldn't help nodding.

I was about to say something, but when I looked down, I noticed that there was an extra Zen staff on the ground.

"Great monk, you ......"

Tang Sanzang picked up the Zen staff in a hurry.

"As a monk, it makes sense for me to carry a meditation staff with me, right?"

"Yes...... It's quite reasonable. ”

As soon as the words fell, there was an extra knife on the ground that was glowing with cold light!

The atmosphere was very awkward for a while.

"Since I'm a monk, of course it's reasonable to bring a sword."

"Alright, alright! Let's continue to talk about Tang monk meat! ”

Kui Timber Wolf's head is a bit big, and he doesn't want to dwell on this issue too much.

"Okay, where are you going? Oh yes! First cut ten catties of lean meat, and then cut ten catties are fat, and if you don't see any lean meat on it, you have to cut it into a squirrel. ”

Now the Kui Timber Wolf was a little confused, and it touched its head.

"Ten catties of fine meat, I'm afraid it's used to wrap wontons. What is this fat guy doing? ”

"Don't care! Just listen to Lao Tzu. ”

Kui Timber Wolf nodded, "It should be a suitable thing." ”

"I'm not done yet!" Seeing that the Kui Wood Wolf couldn't sit still, Tang Sanzang stopped him and continued to say leisurely: "Finally, if you come to ten catties of gold cartilage, you must also chop it into a thin seed, and don't have meat on it." ”

No matter how stupid the Kui Wood Wolf is, it can be regarded as a retrospective.

"Stinky monk, aren't you here to entertain this king?"

When Tang Sanzang heard this, he jumped up, grabbed the Zen staff and the sword, stared at the Kui Wood Wolf with wide eyes, and shouted: "Lao Tzu is here to entertain you, what's the matter!" ”

After speaking, he used both hands and beckoned him with a Zen staff and a ring knife to cover his face.

Kui Mu Wolf was furious, a wave of ignorant karmic fire burned from the soles of his feet to the top of his head, and the killing intent in his heart could no longer be suppressed, he took out a steel knife from behind him and rushed towards Tang Sanzang!

This style of knife technique is very tricky, and it is when Tang Sanzang is not on guard that it suddenly erupts!

At such a close distance, Kui Timber Wolf had full confidence that he could kill him with one sword!

But Tang Sanzang didn't dodge, and even turned around and smiled mysteriously at Kui Wood Wolf.

"Good time!"

saw a flash of golden light, and a set of third-level armor and third-level head suddenly appeared on his body, protecting him strictly.

Although the steel knife in Kui Wood Wolf's hand is also a divine weapon and extremely sharp, it can't be cut, pierced, or chopped Tang Sanzang's weird-shaped clothes.

"What kind of spell are you?"

"No energy! Do you want to be a monster so quietly? ”

Kui Wood Wolf squeaked angrily, "What a sharp-toothed demon monk! You will die today! ”

The golden light flashed again, and Tang Sanzang had an extra dark and shiny Gatling machine gun in his hand.

He flashed a kind smile at Kui Wood Wolf, "Really? I don't believe it. ”

As soon as he finished speaking, he pulled the trigger......