Chapter 37: Is Monkey Brain Delicious: Wukong? Go give me the whole one!

There is a way that enemies are very red when they meet.

Tang Sanzang came to the front of the Kuimu Wolf Cave Mansion, and without saying a word, he took out the Zen staff and changed into Gatling.

It doesn't matter if there are people in the hole or not, there is no brain protrusion when you press the trigger.

If he doesn't vent this evil breath in his heart, he will sooner or later abandon the Buddha and become a demon.

Angry bullets rained down on the cave, and rubble rolled down.

Da-da-da, da-da-da.

It was supposed to be a cave with strict weather, but it was beaten to pieces by Tang Sanzang, and it became a low-profile version of the Iraqi war-damaged version.

Kui Timber Wolf is eating wine in the cave with Baihuasha, and the husband and wife are in love.

It was supposed to be a critical moment to perform the gift of husband and wife, but Tang Sanzang was distracted.

"This Tang monk who has suffered a thousand cuts!"

Kui Mu Wolf put on his robe and scolded hatefully.

"Be careful, husband, that monk has some doorways."

"! It's just that he is powerful with the weapon in his hand, watch me give him a sneak attack, knock out the weapon, and see what other means he has! ”

He picked up the steel knife, slipped out quietly through the side door, crouched in the haystack, and slowly crawled in the direction of Tang Sanzang.

"Golden Cicada, Kui Wood Wolf has come out."

"Where!"

"Well, right-hand direction behind you."

Guanyin stretched out his hand and pointed to the pile of haystacks.

Tang Sanzang didn't think about it, so he turned the muzzle of the gun and hit it with a shuttle of bullets.

Kui Timber Wolf jumped out of the haystack and swung his steel knife again and again, blocking a lot of flying bullets.

Compared to the amount of Gatling Terror projectiles, the amount of bullets blocked is completely negligible.

Having learned the lesson of the last time, Tang Sanzang did not have compassion this time.

“”

He just wanted to use this Gatling to help the Timber Wolves instantly exceed the weight metal standard.

In the eyes of Guanyin Bodhisattva, this move was interpreted as "using thunderous means to show the Bodhisattva's heart".

Gatling's bullets are infinite, and Kui Timberwolf's body is limited.

With finite versus infinite, lost out.

I don't know how many bullets he received, but Kui Timber Wolf felt that it was becoming more and more difficult to swing the knife.

The hateful Tang monk in front of him has become three for some reason.

The most unbearable thing for him was that his originally light and agile body became heavier and more clumsy.

Delusion?

Apparently not.

His body was filled with heavy warheads.

Tang Sanzang is really a man who promises his word, and if he wants Kui Wood Wolf's heavy metal to exceed the standard, he must help him achieve it.

The physical fitness of the Kui Timber Wolf is very strong, but under Gatling's fierce attack, it only supports half a cup of tea.

The Timber Wolf fell to the ground in exhaustion, and in a short time the ground was soaked in blood.

Seeing that there is only the air left out, there is no air in.

After all, it was also one of the twenty-eight constellations, who would have thought that the Kui Timber Wolf would die so badly.

Solve the Kui Wood Wolf, it's the turn of Baihua Shame.

The maid of the Phi Xiang Hall is inappropriate, and she has to be reincarnated to stay with the Kui Wood Wolf.

Sure enough, love is stronger than gold!

Now that the Kui Timber Wolf is dead, he should not want to live alone in the world.

Tang Sanzang, in line with the idea of curing diseases and saving people, wanted to match the two of them, go to the underworld together, and be a pair of outlaw mandarin ducks.

As soon as he and Guanyin Bodhisattva kicked open the stone door of the cave, they saw Baihua carrying the package and walking out with gratitude on his face.

"Thank you elders for saving the little girl from the dire situation! The elder is so gracious, the little woman is toothless and unforgettable, so she can only promise it with her body! ”

As he spoke, he greeted him warmly, opening his arms as if he wanted to hug Tang Sanzang.

Boy!

How dare you steal your home in front of Guanyin Bodhisattva?

Her face sank, and with a wave of her big sleeves, she put Baihua Shame into her sleeves.

"Amitabha. Hundred flowers are ashamed, you are a princess of a country, how can you be so incorruptible and shameful? Punish you for thinking on the wall for ten years, you are not allowed to communicate with others, let alone move! ”

After speaking, Guanyin waved his sleeves again, and a warm wind exuding the spread of Buddhism blew up the hundred flowers and landed back in the palace of the Treasure Elephant Kingdom.

"That's it?"

Tang Sanzang smacked his lips, still a little unhappy in his heart.

"Be forgiving and forgiving. Jin Chan, your apprentices have stayed in the city for too long, so let's get on the road as soon as possible, so as not to lose their spirit. Guanyin Bodhisattva said, conjuring a wicker in his hand, "I'll give you my willow branch, so that no one will dare to bully you again." ”

"Are you teaching me how to do things?"

"Not really."

"In the future, you are not allowed to speak ill of my apprentice in front of me, do you hear?"

Tang Sanzang said subconsciously, but as soon as he finished speaking, he felt that this paragraph had a feeling of déjà vu...... In short, something is very wrong!

"I just appreciate you the most for being so backbone. I'll go first, Golden Cicada. You have to take care. ”

After speaking, he turned around and drove Fayun, and flew away one step at a time.

Tang Sanzang finally reacted.

He couldn't wait to slap himself: "Gan! The tenth reincarnation of my dignified golden cicada, how can I be that Cao Dahua who eats soft rice and hard food?! ”

Get rid of these unrealistic ideas!

Tang Sanzang lit a cigarette as usual, and entered the cave of the Kui Wood Wolf with a familiar car, and searched for it.

Even the pearls used for decoration on the walls and the gold nuggets inlaid at the head of the bed were not spared.

Stuff it all in your pocket, pack it and take it away!

This time it was very rewarding.

is worthy of being the princess of the Treasure Elephant Kingdom, and the "dowry" is very rich.

Tang Sanzang hummed a song with satisfaction and returned to the post station.

In the past few days, his three apprentices have been hiding in the room to fight the landlord.

Not to mention the food, even the gong bucket has to be delivered by the post officer himself.

After all, there are requests from others, so the post officials are also trying to do what they like, and cook all kinds of hard dishes in different ways every day.

No, it's almost noon, and the three apprentices have dinner.

Sauce beef, braised goose, charcoal roasted pigeon, roasted whole lamb ...... It's dazzling to see.

The three apprentices were not polite, and they reached out and grabbed it.

Even the most honest Sha Wujing has been led astray in the past few days.

He carried a beer bottle, a sip of beef and a sip of wine, and was very happy.

When Tang Sanzang pushed the door in, he happened to see the scene in front of him.

"Ouch ho, you guys can eat!"

"Master, you're back!"

Seeing the momentum, Zhu Bajie hurriedly moved a chair, and selected the most tender and flavorful beef for Tang Sanzang, and respectfully served it to Tang Sanzang.

Seeing Zhu Bajie's movements, Sha Wujing opened a can of cold beer without thinking and stood on the other side of Tang Sanzang.

Only Sun Wukong, a guy who was born and raised, didn't understand the world, and stood in place in a daze, and it took a while to react.

The two juniors have already made the best solution on the field.

He held back for a long time, and suddenly took out a golden hoop rod from his ear and slammed it on the ground.

"Division...... Master, do you want my grandson to give you the whole pole dance? ”

Tang Sanzang: ???

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