"Of course, wash and peel it first, smear it with sauce, sprinkle it with green onion and ginger, and steam it in the drawer to eat!"

The Golden Horn King's eyes lit up, just listening to the Silver Horn King's words, it seemed that he had already seen the steamed Tang monk meat in front of him, and he couldn't help but salivate.

"Good, good, good! Brother Xian, this time we must capture that Tang Seng alive, and there can be no more negligence! ”

"What's so hard about that?" The Silver Horn King waved his hand, "I'll let the fine devil take our treasure and put that Tang Sanzang back, won't you have it!" ”

"Good! But...... Do you use your purple gourd, or do you use my jade bottle? ”

The Silver Horn King pondered for a moment.

"Since that Tang Sanzang has a strong mana and great magical powers, I'm afraid I can't hold him with a treasure...... Then take both! ”

The Golden Horn King nodded and agreed.

There are two flowers, one on each branch.

Besides, Tang Sanzang and Sun Wukong are here, the master and apprentice are smoking Huazi and drinking beer, sitting on the mountain rock that can overlook the entrance of the cave, resting.

At this moment, a sudden puff of smoke rose from the ground.

The mountain god in tattered robes and with a cane of rotten wood appeared.

"Little gods, see Elder Tang, Great Sage."

Tang Sanzang looked at the three-inch mountain god in front of him with a look of surprise.

"Can even potatoes be refined this year? It's no wonder that Ubisoft's servers are getting worse and worse. ”

Master will always come up with some inexplicable complaints from time to time, and Sun Wukong is no longer the curious baby who likes to ask why, and he is no longer surprised by this.

As for the little mountain god, he doesn't have the capital to "see the monster" at all.

At this moment, he was holding mung bean-sized eyes, looking at Tang Sanzang nervously.

"The god of the mountains, huh?" Tang Sanzang threw the cigarette butt, "I heard that you are quite close to those two monsters?" ”

"The little god doesn't dare, the little god doesn't dare!"

Potato...... Ah no, the mountain god was so frightened that he quickly knelt down and kowtowed.

"Those two monsters have great powers! It was they who chanted incantations and forcibly detained the land of my mountain god in his cave every day! ”

Tang Sanzang just cheated casually, but he didn't expect to be cheated out of something!

Sun Wukong rolled his eyes and said secretly: What kind of monster is this? Dare to call the land of the mountain god a slave.

At this moment, there was a sound of auspicious light in the distance.

The attention of the master and apprentice was immediately attracted.

"Yo hey! Wukong, look, what's going on with the light? According to your side, is there something to be born in? ”

Tang Sanzang's heart was hot.

The mountain god turned his head and looked at it, and was immediately happy - he was familiar with this thing!

"Back to Elder Tang, it's the treasure of these two monsters! I think he should use this treasure to subdue your master and apprentice! ”

"Mountain God, what does it mean to laugh so happily? There's something wrong with your expression management. ”

"Ah......h Don't blame Elder Tang! The little god has no other intentions! ”

"Okay, okay, forget that kind of thing, after all, the poor monk is not a demon."

An amiable smile appeared on Tang Sanzang's face.

"Wukong, just beat him twice to set an example."

Sun Wukong didn't say a word, took out the golden hoop stick from his ear, and shouted: "Then my old grandson will first reward him with twenty lonely crutches, and then tie twenty back flowers." Let this iron rod be sent off with him! ”

When the mountain god heard this, he immediately panicked.

"This wishful golden hoop stick in the hand of the great sage, if you wipe it, the skin will collapse and the flesh will collapse, and if you pull it, you will break your muscles and bones! If I eat him forty sticks, how can I live! ”

So he saw the vacancy, hurriedly drilled into the ground, and disappeared in front of Tang Sanzang's master and apprentice.

"How dare this escape? Master, my grandson will detain him and be beaten! ”

"Forget it, poor Kou Mo chase."

Tang Sanzang waved his hand, "Calculate the time, it's time for us to go and get the baby." ”

"What baby?"

"Those two fire boys! People have sent all the babies to the door, don't you want it? ”

Sun Wukong smiled: "If you want it, you definitely want it." But my grandson is stupid, I don't know if the master has a clever plan? ”

"That's a must!"

Tang Sanzang whispered a few words in Sun Wukong's ear, and Sun Wukong smiled when he heard it.

"Wonderful, wonderful! Master, let's go get the baby! ”

"Let's go!"

Sun Wukong drove the Fayun and led the master to the left of the stone cave.

Tang monks and apprentices jumped off the Fayun, changed their bodies, and took on a new look.

Tang Sanzang became a crane-haired and childish Taoist, and Sun Wukong changed into a boy dress, and the two guarded the way of the monster.

After only a few breaths, I heard movement from afar.

The delicate ghost and the clever insect held the baby in both hands, humming an unknown mountain tune in their mouths, and staggered over.

Tang Sanzang glanced at Sun Wukong, Sun Wukong comprehended, and blew lightly on the ground.

The two little demons looked up at the sky, not noticing that a small stone suddenly rose under their feet.

The delicate ghost walking behind was tripped up, and suddenly lost his center of gravity, and pounced on the clever insect in front of him.

The two rolled several laps on the hillside, fell dizzy, got up and tore together.

"How did you do that?!"

"Obviously you touched me first!"

"What? You touch me first, you touch me first! ”

……

These two monsters fought in a disorderly manner, like the eighty-six road kings and eight fists that Tang Sanzang was accustomed to in his previous life.

He couldn't help but laugh out loud.

Hearing the laughter, the delicate ghost and the clever worm stopped beating and turned their heads to look over.

"Who is this?" "I haven't seen it!"

"Why is he here?" "I don't know, ask him!"

……

The two little demons recklessly ran in front of Tang Sanzang and took a look.

"Hey! Who are you? ”

"Hey! What do you do? ”

Tang Sanzang's face was unfathomable, and he stroked his beard and said with a smile: "When the little Taoist sees the old Taoist, he should fall and make an audience ceremony." ”

"Audience?" "I haven't heard of it!"

"Where are you from?" "What do you do?"

Tang Sanzang waved the dust in his hand: "The poor road is from Penglai Mountain." ”

"Penglai Mountain? Isn't that a place where immortals come from? ”

"Isn't this old Taoist an immortal?"

The fine ghosts and clever insects were one by one, and they didn't realize that Tang Sanzang was teasing them at all.

"Fusheng Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable! Yes, poor Dao is a fairy! ”

"Is it really a fairy?" "Sure enough, it's an immortal?"

Sun Wukong stood aside, watching these two little monsters being played around by the master, wanting to laugh but not daring to laugh, it was uncomfortable to hold back.

"Immortals, immortals! Temper us! ”

"Yes, yes! We're all good people! ”

"Good guys?" Tang Sanzang smiled and asked, "Where are you from?" Where are you going? ”

"We came from the Eastern Tang Dynasty and wanted to go to the Western Bliss...... Bah! It's time to go on a skewer! Halfway through speaking, the delicate ghost was slapped on the head by the clever worm.

"Immortal Master, don't listen to his nonsense! We are here from the stone cave, and we are going to arrest Tang Sanzang! ”

"Tang Sanzang? But did you just say that Tang Sanzang, who was going to the Western Elysium to learn scriptures? ”

"Yes, yes!" "That's right, that's right!"

"I'll go with you to get it!" Tang Sanzang's eyes widened and said happily.

Ah......h

Sun Wukong was stupid, and said in his heart, Master, what kind of underworld operation is this?

Is it okay to catch yourself?

But what he didn't expect was that these two little monsters actually shook their heads and refused!

"No, no, no!" "No, no, no!"

"The two kings of my family gave the baby to us to use!"

"With this treasure here, I will definitely be able to catch Tang Sanzang!"

Looking at these two little monsters with a smug face, Tang Sanzang smiled and asked, "Oh?" What kind of treasure is it? ”

"Purple Gold Red Gourd!" "Sheep fat jade net bottle!"

Offering treasures came to Tang Sanzang's face.

Tang Sanzang took these two treasures in his hand and observed them carefully.

"How can such a small gourd pretend to be a person?"

"Hehe, Immortal, you don't know anything!" The clever ghost proudly offered the treasure, "As long as you put this treasure on the top of the sky, no matter whose name it calls, as long as he agrees, it will be put in!" ”

"Immortal Chief, I am the same!" The words were all said by the fine ghost, and the clever worm held back for a long time, and only thought of such a sentence.

"Good baby, so amazing!"

Tang Sanzang returned the two treasures to them and sneered twice.

"However, although this treasure in your hands is good, it can't be called the strongest!"

After speaking, Tang Sanzang stretched out his hand towards the crotch of his pants and made a gesture to pull it out.

The fine ghost and the clever insect looked at Tang Sanzang with a frightened expression.

"Immortal Chief, what are you doing here?"

"Immortal Chief, this is absolutely impossible!"

"Less nonsense! Come on, I'll show you a baby! ”