Chapter Forty-Eight: Whole Life? No, the clown is me.
Good guy, it's been more than ten minutes of crying and crying, and I haven't gotten to the point.
Tang Sanzang listened to the whole person badly.
The dungeon I encountered earlier did not have this kind of virtue!
When you encounter anything, you can do it directly, simply and directly.
Can't you skip it?
It's not a beginner's tutorial......
Tang Sanzang noticed that there seemed to be a very light-colored dialog box in front of the old king, which marked the words he said.
In the upper right corner, there is a Skip that is not easy to spot.
He didn't even think about it, he just clicked it neatly.
The old king, who was still crying a second ago, looked solemn as if he had changed his face.
"Elder Tang, I'll leave this matter to you!"
"It's a small thing!"
Tang Sanzang smiled and waved his hand, but in his heart he regretted that he hadn't discovered this dialog box earlier.
At this time, Tang Sanzang's nose itched, and he couldn't help but sneeze.
Woke myself up.
Good guy, it's a dream?
He stretched out his hand to scratch his nose, but suddenly felt his hand sink slightly.
Looking down, I don't know when an extra black iron bar appeared.
What is this?
The black is not slippery, but it is short and not long, and it looks like an iron rod.
I weighed it slightly, but I was surprised to find that the weight of this iron rod was just right, and it was quite easy to hold in my hand.
Tang Sanzang had a lot more thoughts, and he didn't throw it away.
The night is still long.
He rolled over and tried to get another good night's sleep.
In a few minutes, he was back to the strange and familiar scene.
Not surprisingly, he spotted the old king, smiling at himself at the stone table.
"Damn, don't you slash it! Revisiting? Brace? ”
The young Tang Sanzang felt a hint of ominousness.
"Elder Tang Sanzang Tang who came from the Eastern Soil Tang Dynasty and went to the Western Heaven to learn scriptures?"
"I'm not! I didn't! Don't talk nonsense! ”
Tang Sanzang subconsciously came to deny the three times.
When the old king heard this, however, he became even more agitated.
A hungry tiger pounced and grabbed Tang Sanzang, and said with tears in his eyes: "Three years! I've been waiting for you for three years! Elder Tang, do you know how I've spent the past three years?! ”
"Playing with the Blue Moon?"
Old King: ???
"Ahem! Don't worry about these details, Elder Tang. ”
The old king forcibly rounded the words back, brewing emotions and preparing for the next wave of tears.
Seeing that something was wrong, Tang Sanzang immediately called a halt.
"That's it! Your Majesty, don't be busy crying, the poor monk has something to ask you. ”
"Elder Tang, please ask, I must know everything and say everything."
"What do you mean by this dream? Why is there no end? ”
The old king smiled and shook his head.
"Elder Tang, because you suddenly ended the dream, I had to start anew."
Tang Sanzang was stunned.
Boy!
The co-author was forced to quit the copy just now, causing the previous plot guide to have to do it all over again?
Fortunately, he has a hundred tried and tested plot [Skip] Dafa.
Pressing the button again, the old king regained his solemnity.
In Tang Sanzang's hand, there was an extra iron rod.
"You've been strengthened, get on!"
Tang Sanzang looked at the old king with a suspicious expression.
"Tell me, is your true identity the king of the black chicken country, or the Anna in Overwatch?"
The question was clearly out of the ordinary, and the old king chose to remain silent.
Seeing that he couldn't ask a reason, Tang Sanzang was worth asking again: "Okay, where do you want me to go?" ”
The old king stretched out his hand and pointed to the chamber behind him.
"The monster is fierce, I hope Elder Tang will be cautious......"
Seeing that another long series of plots was about to be triggered, Tang Sanzang quickly used the [Skip] Dafa again.
The wooden door of the wing room suddenly opened.
Tang Sanzang grabbed two black and swarthy iron rods and walked in without looking back.
The room was so dark that it was almost impossible to see.
"What a broken house, the lighting conditions are so poor."
Tang Sanzang dug out of his pocket and pulled out a flashlight.
After the light was lit up with a snap, there was a black shadow in front of him, holding an axe high, aiming at Tang Sanzang's head as if it was about to be cut off.
"What the hell!"
He was the first to burst into a shout and suppressed the black shadow.
"Okay, don't learn, the yin behind the optical man, right?!"
Tang Sanzang turned on the preaching mode and continued to reprimand the black shadow.
Taking advantage of its inattention, it suddenly burst out, and the iron rod in its hand was suddenly thrown out, smashing at the black shadow's head.
There was only a muffled thud, and the black shadow was staggered and tilted to the side.
At the same time, the black iron rod in Tang Sanzang's hand exploded in response, bursting out with a cloud of golden light and dissipating into the air.
The old king, who was standing outside the door, was heartbroken and exclaimed, "Elder Tang, this key is used to unlock the lock, not for you to smash people!" ”
Key?
You call this thing a key?!
A look of embarrassment flashed across his face.
The performance he just performed was very much like those who directly skipped the beginner tutorial and entered the game......
Amitabha!
Tang Sanzang quickly stabilized his mood.
Fortunately, because the line was accidentally disconnected before, there was an extra iron rod key in his hand.
There's still a fight!
The black shadow was still smashed by the key for the first time, and the brain didn't understand why there was such a cerebral congestion operation.
It took him a while to react.
With a loud roar, he rushed towards Tang Sanzang.
Tang Sanzang unleashed an invincible tumbling stream!
MISS
MISS
MISS
……
The black shadow kept swinging the axe, but it didn't hit once.
If it weren't for the physical limitations, maybe Tang Sanzang would have kept rolling.
It was just this momentary pause, and the black shadow roared again and rushed up, swinging the axe according to Tang Sanzang.
"Black blind man, it's almost there!"
The golden light flashed in Tang Sanzang's hand, and the Zen staff appeared in his hand.
After blocking the black shadow's axe, Tang Sanzang also felt a little angry in his heart.
"Damn! In Lao Tzu's dream, can you still be bullied? ”
As soon as the words fell, the Zen staff turned into an indestructible Gatling.
"Da Da Da, Da ......"
didn't talk nonsense with this black shadow, Tang Sanzang directly pulled the trigger.
Bullets like a wild dragon hit the black shadow like rain, flashing a spark.
Didn't break the defense?
"Merit bullet!" Tang Sanzang gave an order to the system, replacing Gatling's spare ammunition with a more lethal merit bullet, "Come on!" Let's try, whether it's your head iron, or Lao Tzu's bullet is hard! ”
Dada, dada......
The merit bullet is sprinkled outwards as if it doesn't need money.
The black shadow couldn't hold back, and his whole body was clanged.
The first few breaths can still rely on his body to be weird and resist.
But the amount of merit bullets is too much.
No surprises, the defense was broken.
In the blink of an eye, the black shadow became full of holes and fell to the ground limply.
Only then did Tang Sanzang put away his weapon and lit a cigarette.
"The tiger is not powerful, when Lao Tzu is a sick cat?"
The old king, who stood at the stone table at the door, looked stupid.
"Elder Tang, as long as you embed the key in the black shadow body, you will be considered to have passed."
Tang Sanzang: ???
Co-authoring is just a disguised job?
Yes, this wave...... This wave is the clown who turned out to be myself.