Chapter 54: Your Name Is Red Boy? You're crazy!
After leaving the country of Wuji, the four masters and apprentices of Tang Sanzang continued to the west.
Not far from the border, you will once again be in the deep mountains and old forests.
There are a lot of poisonous insects and beasts along the way, but fortunately, these few people are all extraordinary.
didn't need Tang Sanzang to take action in person, just one of Sun Wukong's iron rods would be neatly beaten.
"Wukong, next time you encounter a tiger, just blast it away! I've been eating tiger meat for a few days, so I'm going to catch a few piranhas for a different taste. ”
Sun Wukong's face was bitter: "In this deep mountain and old forest, where did the piranha come from?" ”
"If you don't have it, go find it! Otherwise, what's the use of your fiery eyes? Pick it out and let me step on it, and I can still hear a sound. ”
“……”
Sun Wukong has a sentence of MM in his heart, but he doesn't dare to say it.
As he was talking, he heard the child's cry for help in the distance.
"Help-life-ahh
Tang Sanzang's face did not change, and he went all the way to the west.
The red boy's voice grew from small to large, and from large to small, and gradually disappeared.
Sha Wujing, who was carrying the burden, felt quite unbearable in his heart, and whispered: "Second Senior Brother, do we count this as seeing death and not saving us?" ”
"Senior Brother Sha, among our senior brothers, you are the most tired, do you know why?"
"Because I'm carrying a baggage?"
“…… Cough! I'm talking about the heart, the heart is tired! ”
"I see." Sha Wujing nodded, and said thoughtfully, "Because I carry my luggage all day long, Second Senior Brother, you don't let Master worry about it empty-handed, so I'm tired?" ”
Look at the day's chat!
Zhu Bajie prides himself on being able to speak, but when he is in a pair with Sha Wujing, he still feels that his blood pressure is soaring a little too fast and too high.
Fortunately, at this moment, the cry for help sounded again.
"Help, someone help me!"
Good guy, this time it was directly in front of Tang Sanzang's master and apprentice.
Seeing Tang Sanzang shaking his head again and again, he couldn't help but recall a picture of being pitted by sand sculpture netizens when he visited the forum in his previous life.
The title of the picture is very evocative, with these keywords: wild, bundle/tie, S/M, man/beast, Fu
y, multi/P, young/tooth, uniform/uniform, same/zhi.
A single twist is a super hot good thing, and together it is simply a blissful enjoyment of 1+1>2.
After I couldn't hold back the download, what appeared was the stills of Tang Sanzang's master and apprentice meeting the red boy in the old version of "Journey to the West".
What a liar!
In terms of the degree of badness, it is not far behind the "Hulu Brothers" / "News Network" that fooled netizens to download more than 300G under the guise of "Hataya Yui / Muto Blue Collection"!
Very good!
A gentleman takes revenge, it's never too late in the next life!
The revenge of the previous life, this life is just right to revenge!
"Sun Wukong, where is you/him/mother/wishful golden hoop stick? Pick it up for Lao Tzu! ”
Tang Sanzang, who was possessed by Li Yunlong, already had the consciousness of mowing the grass without equals.
"Here we are, Master!"
Although he didn't understand what was going on in front of him, Sun Wukong had already developed the habit of ordering and prohibiting him.
Once Tang Sanzang gave orders, even Jesus couldn't save it!
"Youkai, look for a fight!"
The Ruyi golden hoop rod rose against the storm, and changed into a thick iron rod hugged by three people, and it slammed down towards the red boy.
Boom ——!
Smoke and dust are everywhere.
"Master, it's done!"
Sun Wukong ran back with a smile to ask for credit.
Tang Sanzang hated the iron and gave him a violent shock.
"Bad apprentice, how many times has the teacher told you, there is no harm in smoking! Why can't I remember? ”
Sun Wukong knew that he was at a loss, so he had to cover his head and silently retreat to the side.
Before the smoke and dust cleared, I heard a noise of gongs and drums, and suddenly there was a shocking shout of killing in all directions.
Countless big demons and little demons rushed out one after another with sharp weapons in their hands, surrounding Tang Sanzang's master and apprentice.
The monsters were clustered around a white child with a pigtail and a red belly.
His immature face was filled with a strong murderous aura, and he grabbed a red tassel spear with thin arms and legs, and stepped on the shoulders of a virtuous bull demon.
"Monk Wuna, you dare to instigate the apostle to beat me?!"
"If you hit you, you will beat you, do you still have to pick a day?"
"You!" The red boy was trembling with anger, and looked at Tang Sanzang murderously, "Rude! If I don't cut your tongue and drink today, I won't call you a red boy! ”
After speaking, he stomped his foot and rushed towards Tang Sanzang.
Tang Sanzang stretched out his hand and waved it, and he slapped the red boy to the ground like a fly.
The red boy was smashed to the ground like a stone, and he couldn't pick it out.
This monk has some skills, I underestimate it!
This slap also woke up the red boy, the anger in his heart disappeared, and he was able to calm down and face the enemy carefully.
If you change your opponent, I'm afraid you will really let him get it.
It's a pity that he met Tang Sanzang.
Tang Sanzang, who is it?
Let's put it this way, in his last life, he spent five years in the cooking of the per capita "e-sports pianist", and both parents were there.
"Little guy, if you don't show some real skills, I won't go to Ling Zun's memorial service."
The red boy is concentrating on cultivation, and he wants to be a big demon, how could he ever hear such sour sarcasm?
Immediately, he was so angry that one Buddha was born, and the second Buddha ascended to heaven.
Tang Sanzang's hatred value skyrocketed.
This undying beam is completely finished!
The red boy's chest was rising and falling violently, and the hand holding the red tassel gun was trembling slightly.
His black and shiny hair was burning wildly for some reason.
Only...... It's infuriating.
"Hey, I mean, little guy, are you losing your hair?"
Tang Sanzang did not give up and continued to mend the knife.
"I'm going to kill you!!"
A cry of grief and indignation was mixed with a heavy cow moo.
"I've lost my mind."
Tang Sanzang, the initiator, shrugged his shoulders with a smile, and didn't treat him as a dish at all.
Fortunately, Red Boy also learned to be obedient this time, and the pioneer made the monsters who followed him attack.
Attempted employment ...... No, the demon sea tactics consumed the energy of Tang Sanzang's master and apprentice.
When they are exhausted, they go up and collect the heads.
The ideal is very plump, and the reality is very skinny.
The red boy never thought that the Zen staff in Tang Sanzang's hand would turn into a strange black iron rod.
The iron rod also emitted fire and thunder, and the monsters fell to the ground like mowing grass.
It didn't take long for the monsters that Red Boy had gathered for fifty years to gather, and they were all dead and wounded.
On the other hand, Tang Sanzang's master and apprentice, not to mention the consumption of physical strength, they didn't even move their nests!
"He actually hurt people with a secret weapon, despicable and shameless!"
"Amitabha, you little doll, how can you talk nonsense with your eyes open?" Tang Sanzang looked at the red boy with a grin, pointed to the monsters all over the ground, and added, "These are beasts, not people. Do you think I'm right, little brute? ”