Chapter Seventy-Two: Is This the Networking That Carbon-Based Organisms Can Integrate?
Only then did the three monsters realize that they had been tricked, and they were immediately furious!
Huli Daxian used his strength to infinitely large, his hands on the edge of the water tank, and with a burst of applause, he lifted it up, looking like he was about to smash it towards Tang Sanzang and the others.
Tang Sanzang wilted, and the golden light of the Zen staff flashed, turning into two spears.
I only heard a few snaps, snaps, and a big hole was punched in the middle of the water tank, and there was still a surplus of half a tank of Huanyuan soup (the medicinal name of urine), and he was drenched all over his head!
Suddenly, the stinking smell rose to the sky, and it smoked Yangli Daxian and Luli Daxian with tears, for fear of being affected, and hurriedly retreated to the side.
"Whew!"
Huli Daxian has been a national teacher for many years, how could he ever be so embarrassed?
He was so angry that he screamed.
When he raised his head to look again, there were only three bare lotus bases left, and the traces of Tang Sanzang and the others were long gone!
Impotent rage.
……
Paper can't contain fire, especially when something goes wrong.
Soon, the king of Chechi learned the news.
was so angry that he smashed seven or eight porcelains bought from Datang at a high price.
When his mood stabilized a little, he saw the porcelain that had been smashed by himself, and suddenly felt another pain in his flesh.
Tang Sanzang and the others were angered again.
"Bold monk! Dare to stir up the Sanqingguan and insult our teacher! The king was so angry that he cried out, "Capture them alive, and you will not spare them!" ”
When the three national teachers heard this, they felt a little balanced.
At this time, a small yellow door suddenly walked in.
"Your Majesty, four monks came outside, saying that they were going to the West Heaven to learn scriptures, and they came to exchange the customs clearance documents, and they are now waiting for the decree in front of the Wufeng Tower."
Monk?
Huli Daxian hurriedly pinched his fingers and calculated.
"Can't be wrong, it's these thieves and monks!"
"Yo, the road is narrow! There is a way in heaven that you don't take, and there is no way to break into hell! Luli Daxian smiled happily, "Your Majesty, don't let them go easily!" ”
"Humph! Your Majesty, bring them up! ”
"Okay, it's all according to the words of the national teacher! Bring these four demon monks to me! ”
Xiao Huangmen answered, turned around and shouted "Bring up", and the officers and soldiers guarding the city passed the order layer by layer.
So, under the swords of the soldiers, Tang Sanzang's master and apprentice entered the main hall.
"This ...... Your Majesty, didn't you say four demon monks? How can it be just two people? Oh, and a mouthful of pigs, a monkey? ”
Last night, the lights were dim and it was not clear, but today the sun is just right, Huli Daxian finally saw the appearance and dress of these four monks clearly, and was suddenly a little stunned, and couldn't help but ask out loud.
"You're a monkey, your whole family is a monkey!"
Sun Wukong didn't fight in one place, and said angrily, "My old grandson is a Lingming stone monkey who jumped out of the Three Realms and is not in the Five Elements!" It's not the same as the plague cat in this enclosure! ”
"You! You...... You uneducated monkey dare to speak disrespectfully in front of His Majesty?! ”
When Huli Daxian heard this, he trembled with anger, and pointed at Sun Wukong and said angrily.
"Shut up, shut up! Listen up, you guys who rushed to drink the soup! My grandson didn't scold, I scolded you. ”
"Oh, that's it......"
"Big brother! This stinky monkey scolds us for not being human! ”
"What?!"
Huli Daxian didn't know what was going on at first, or Luli Daxian's brain turned quickly, and he quickly woke up Huli Daxian.
After figuring out what was going on, he was so angry that his face turned red.
"Your Majesty, look! They're insulting in front of your dragon, push them out and behead them! "Yang Li Daxian arched the fire road.
When the king heard this, it seemed that this was indeed the case, and he immediately put on a straight face and said solemnly: "Yes, the second national teacher is right!" Come on, push them out, and behead them instantly! ”
"Wait a minute!" Tang Sanzang kicked the sword and axe hand in front of him away, "May I ask Your Majesty, what laws of your country have our four masters and apprentices violated?" ”
"This ......" The king was suddenly a little speechless, he looked at the three national teachers, came to his senses, and said angrily, "You foreign monks, I don't know what to do, you collided with the national teacher of my Che Chi country, and you dare to say that you are not guilty?" ”
"No, Your Majesty, are you mistaken? A few of us are monks from the Tang Dynasty in the East and went to the West to learn scriptures. It's just passing through your Chechi country, when did you see the national teacher of your country! ”
"Your Majesty, they are from the Tang Dynasty! Datang! ”
Or the queen is deaf and clear-sighted, and immediately extracted the key word from Tang Sanzang's words - Datang!
Good guys, I didn't expect these monks to have such a big background!
The prestige of the Tang Dynasty is rising, and the countries of the Western Regions dare not disagree.
If you want to shout "Datang Dad", you have to weigh your strength first.
Without thirty or forty brushes, Datang wouldn't even give him the opportunity to be a son, and he felt that he had fallen into his prestige.
Clearly, the queen's words woke up the king.
He couldn't help but stand up, stepped off the throne, and walked towards Tang Sanzang's master and apprentice.
Seeing that something seemed to be a little wrong, Huli Daxian hurriedly shouted: "Your Majesty! ”
The king also seemed to have noticed that he was a little out of shape, so he quickly retreated two steps, came to Huli Daxian's side, and said in a low voice: "National teacher, they are from the Tang Dynasty!" ”
"What about Datang?" Huli Daxian obviously didn't know what a terrifying existence Datang was in the hearts of the countries of the Western Regions.
Let's put it this way, just one sentence is enough - "the minister of the state, the king of the country who does not kneel"!
Just any envoy to the Western Regions can tear the king alive with his bare hands and destroy a country!
Datang is the row of noodles!
The current beautiful country, if it is converted to the Tang Dynasty, it is the younger brother of the younger brother!
Even if the beautiful country and the crisp lotus are combined, none of them are strong in the Tang Dynasty!
"Your Majesty! They let go of the monks who worked for us! ”
The king thought for a moment and smiled, "Uh...... It's okay, let's just go and look for it when we get away. ”
"Your Majesty! They also made a big fuss about the Sanqingguan and disturbed the purity of the Daomen! ”
The king's head was slightly sweating, and he smiled a little awkwardly, "Uh...... There is no hindrance, the world Buddhism is one family, and the family does not speak two words. ”
"Your Majesty! They also knocked down the statue of Sanqing, pretended to be the head of Sanqing, pretended to be holy water, and fed us urine! ”
The king didn't know how to get it round at this time, and it took a long time to wait Ai Ai said: "All the national teachers, I understand the truth. But they're from Datang! ”
That's right, they are from Datang.
What should I do?
"Your Majesty, this is Che Chi Country! is so far away from Datang, even if there are a few Tang monks, who will know? ”
The king was moved by these words.
Yes, no matter how good Datang is, it is also separated by lofty mountains!
is so far away, quietly killing a few monks of the Tang Dynasty, if you don't say it, I won't say it, who can know?
So, when he looked at Tang Sanzang's eyes, he quietly changed slightly.
Tang Sanzang smiled harmlessly and folded his hands.
"Amitabha, Your Majesty may not have heard of the poor monk, so the poor monk will introduce himself!
The poor monk actually has no prominent family background and background, but the poor monk's lay father is the daughter of the Tang Dynasty Champion Lang and the Tang Dynasty Prime Minister, and the poor monk's brother is Li Shimin, the king of the Tang Dynasty. ”
The words frightened the king so much that he almost went into cardiac arrest!
The Tang Dynasty champion Lang is the father, the daughter of the Tang Prime Minister is the mother, and there is a Tang King Li Shimin as a brother!
I'm Nima, don't you call this a prominent family background and background?!
The monarch stood unsteadily, sat on the ground, and looked at Tang Sanzang tremblingly, as if he had seen a ghost.
When Huli Daxian saw the appearance of the old monarch, he knew that he couldn't rely on him.
So he said angrily: "My generation is a cultivator of immortals, and these things in the world can't control us!" ”
"Hey, the cerebral axe, you have some point!" Tang Sanzang squinted and smiled.
"Then let's break the relationship between this immortal cultivation world.
The poor monk is the reincarnation of the chief disciple of the Buddha.
The great apprentice is the Monkey King who once made trouble in the Heavenly Palace.
The second apprentice is Marshal Tianpeng, who is in charge of the 800,000 Tianhe Water Army.
The third apprentice is the general of the rolling shutter in front of the Jade Emperor's throne.
And the white horse of the poor monk is Ao Lie, the third prince of the Dragon King of the West Sea. ”
Huli Daxian: ***** (Humen swear words)!
Yang Li Daxian: Is this a relationship between carbon-based organisms that can be moved?
Luli Daisen: Who am I? Where am I? What am I doing?