Chapter 91 Large-scale social death on-site teaching, Baojiao Baohui!
Tang Sanzang slowly opened his eyes and stared at the unfamiliar ceiling for a long time.
"Hmm...... Where am I? β
He got up from his bed and tried to survey his surroundings.
Huge screens, floor-to-ceiling bay windows, intricate brocades, and exquisite home decoration......
Yo, the dΓ©cor of this room looks very luxurious!
I didn't expect that there would be such a good inn in my daughter's country.
He rolled over from the bed and climbed up excitedly, looking here and there as if Grandma Liu had entered the Grand View Garden.
Yes, very much!
Although the overall design idea of the house is far from that of Datang, the pursuit and concept of beauty are the same.
When he found that there was a gilded toilet behind the screen, Tang Sanzang was not calm at once.
Even Li Shimin, the Tang Dynasty, has never used this kind of high-end goods!
And an inn in Xiliang's daughter country, far away in the Western Regions, actually has such a good thing!
From this, it can be speculated how strong the economic strength of this inn is.
Tang Sanzang was as happy as a baby of more than a hundred pounds, and played an adventure game in the room.
After a short while, there was a new discovery - a gilded bathtub!
Well, just using "big" to describe it is really a bit rude, and it has to be described as "big and big" to be accurate.
Solution?
What kind of bathtub is this, especially rounded up can be regarded as a swimming pool!
Tang Sanzang's impetuous heart suddenly calmed down.
He folded his hands and chanted a Buddha name.
Only then did he take advantage of the situation to pick himself up, plunge into the bathtub, and happily toss in the water like a pig worm.
The fly in the ointment is that the water seems to be a bit cool.
But if you just wake up and take a cold shower, you will be more excited mentally and physically, eh...... Then, it's still in the range of being able to bear!
Just as Tang Sanzang was swimming like a fish in the lotus pond-like bathtub, there was a slight sound of footsteps outside the door.
But Old Tang is playing hard now, of course, he didn't pay attention to this kind of detail.
At this moment, he happily moved a square stool on the edge of the bathtub, wanting to play a high platform diving.
Just as he was standing on the stool, the door opened.
"Ahh
Someone exclaimed.
Tang Sanzang turned his head and saw the heads of people outside the door, the girl of Yingying Yanyan.
The one who started was even more beautiful than a mortal!
Her eyes were as bright as amber, her face was delicate, and her hair was shining like nephrite in the sun.
She is as bright and moving as a phoenix with wings spreading.
Tang Sanzang twisted his head and looked at her in a daze.
And she also looked at Tang Sanzang with an incredulous expression.
This was Tang Sanzang's first encounter with the empress, and it didn't seem to be very good.
After all, where don't we meet in life!
In the eyes of the empress, this person was naked, his young body was burly and powerful, his muscles were strong and slender, and his whole body exuded the intoxicating aura of a hundred battles and tempers.
Of course, from her point of view, it seems...... It's weird.
Tang Sanzang's muscles all over his body and the big cannon under his crotch were all imprinted on the empress's beautiful eyes without reservation.
This kind of shocking feeling is comparable to Li Kui and Zhang Fei holding hands in the desert riding a square-wheeled bicycle and singing "Desert Camel".
This scene is really embarrassing!
Under the gaze of the empress and her personal guards, Tang Sanzang kicked his legs, and a carp was stiff and wanted to plunge into the bathtub and hide.
But I don't know if it's because of slippery ground or slippery feet, it backfired.
He snapped and slammed to the floor.
It's humiliating.
There was a peculiar premonition of social death.
Before fainting, the last thought that came to Tang Sanzang's mind turned out to be: Fortunately, he didn't fall on his back for a long time......
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Tang Sanzang slowly opened his eyes, facing the unfamiliar ceiling that was already somewhat familiar, and fell into contemplation again.
Clearly, he already knew where he was.
But what he didn't know was whether the group had just left.
There has been no movement for a long time, and it seems that it is all gone.
With such thoughts, Tang Sanzang slowly sat up from the bed and muttered to himself.
"I don't know if the little girl's skin is gone, damn! It is really ...... to prostitute the body of a poor monk for nothing Uh......"
Then he saw the Empress sitting on the chaise longue directly opposite, looking at him all the time.
Only...... It's embarrassing.
said bad things about her behind others' backs, and was caught on the spot.
As a client, Tang Sanzang felt that he was embarrassed that he was about to commit cancer, and with a pair of dexterous feet, he couldn't wait to pick out a Great Rift Valley on the sheets.
At this time, where did the three uncompetitive apprentices go?
Why didn't they show up when I needed them the most?
In such a situation, if you are alone, it will be difficult to deal with it......
Especially, in the face of such a goddess-level stunner who is incredibly beautiful.
Wait, her eyes seemed a little too calm.
Why is that?
I see.
She carries out the idea that "as long as you don't feel embarrassed, then it must be someone else who feels embarrassed".
At the critical moment, it is more shameless than anyone!
Tang Sanzang is still young and thin-skinned after all.
He glanced at the bathtub and had the idea of diving headlong into it.
A glance at the eyes of the ......
Okay!
The water in the bathtub was gone.
Bare, if this is a fierce man who plunges in, he must not hit a blue nose and swollen face?
The atmosphere became very awkward for a while.
As the initiator, Tang Sanzang felt that he had an obligation to break this deadlock.
So he cleared his throat and spoke.
"Ahem, ahem...... Uh, the inner ......"
Tang Sanzang, who was originally skillful, even had a moment when he was short of words.
Fortunately, there was also the Empress, and the deadlock was broken by her.
"You're awake."
The Empress's voice was cold, without the slightest emotion.
She was more like a statement of fact than a question.
"Amitabha, but the girl came to the rescue? Thanks to the girl's blessing, the poor monk is no longer in serious trouble. β
Tang Sanzang replied with a calm smile while quietly touching his clothes under the quilt.
Halfway through the dress, the empress suddenly waved her hand out of the window.
The heroic female soldiers rushed up and cleaned the clothes that Tang San had managed to put on again.
Tang Sanzang grabbed his last bottom line with both hands, and his face was flushed with anxiety.
"Wait, hear me! I can't help it, female donor! You are still young, and you must not go down the path of sin! β
Thorn -
As the piercing sound of the cloth shattering, Tang Sanzang's gaze turned cloudy.
Looking at the harsh sunlight outside, a voice sounded in his head at the right time.
"I remembered the day I ran in the sunset, it was my lost youth."