Chapter Ninety-Seven: The Fried Scorpion Essence Is Not Cuter Than a Cat?
After the happy ticket kidnapping session, when Tang Sanzang woke up, he sadly found that he had been tied up and played again without knowing it.
And it's also an advanced tortoiseshell binding.
Tut!
I didn't think I was still a craftsman.
This rope and this line can't be done without thirty-five years of hard work.
Tang Sanzang tried to shake his head, taking a look at the new place where he was detained.
As expected, it is another cave.
But the layout of this cave is quite like that.
There are all kinds of chairs and tables, and although the furnishings are a little anti-human, it is understandable considering that the cave owner is a youkai in the first place.
Well? Wait a minute.
Who is the sacredness of this cave master, and he actually opened his mind and put the gong bucket and the bamboo pillow in the same place, is it serious?
Take a closer look, there are really a lot of slots in this Broken Cave Mansion!
Gong bucket and bamboo pillow This is just a small meaning, there are more cerebral congestion operations.
Just when Tang Sanzang was indulging in the realistic version of "everyone comes to find faults", the stone gate of the cave house rumbled open.
The girl in white Shengxue walked in from outside with a pair of white feet.
She smiled at Tang Sanzang, her words mixed with a hint of guilt.
"The concubine didn't know that the holy monk would wake up so early, so she just went to bathe and change clothes."
"Out of the way, out of the way." Tang Sanzang shook his head and said, "There is a way that 'the wind knows the strength of the grass, and the board knows the sincere minister'." Female donor, you and I have frank fellowship, this kind of thing should not be avoided. ”
The girl in white was stunned for a moment, looking at Tang Sanzang with a puzzled look on her face.
She has only been enlightened for a short time, and she doesn't know much about human affairs.
After listening to Tang Sanzang's words, although he felt quite wrong in his heart, he was upright when he spoke, and he also quoted scriptures, so he was a little uncertain.
"What the holy monk said is very true, the little girl will have a bath and change clothes in the future, and she will not avoid the holy monk."
"Amitabha, good, good."
Tang Sanzang nodded with a Buddha smile on his face.
The plan is √
Unfortunately, happy times are always short-lived.
This monster and goblin, from Tang Sanzang's micro-expression, saw his thoughts, and knew that he had been deceived.
When he landed, his eyebrows were raised, and his voice became cold.
"I thought that you Tang Sanzang was a high-ranking monk, but I didn't expect your thoughts to be so dirty!"
She walked up to Tang Sanzang and pinched his chin with one hand.
"I'll drink it tonight! Wash it obediently and wait for the old lady to sleep first and then eat! ”
Yoh?
O female bodhisattva!
Tang Sanzang looked at the female monster with a smile: "So, this is still going to kill me!" Otherwise, why do you want me to be refreshed before I die? ”
The female goblin laughed angrily, and looked at Tang Sanzang with a flattering face.
"At this time, you can still talk and laugh about life and death, and you are worthy of being a holy monk who came all the way from the Tang Dynasty in the Eastern Soil, and he has a great bearing."
"Awards, awards." Tang Sanzang was praised to the itch, and his face was proud, "You're not bad, you deserve to be a 'femme fatale'." ”
As soon as the word femme fatale came out, the temperature of the entire cave house plummeted.
"Don't confuse me with that snake spirit of unknown origin!"
Tang Sanzang was happy in his heart, but he pretended to have no waves.
Oh yo yo?
I didn't expect to use an idiom casually, and I unintentionally touched her taboo line under the willow!
In that case, why not stir up a wave of flowers?
At times like these, fishing in troubled waters is the best solution!
So, Tang Sanzang, in the spirit of fearlessness of not being afraid of hardship and not afraid of death, frantically tried on the edge of death.
"It's obvious that I mind the snake spirit too much, but I frame people for unknown sources, no matter how you think about it, this kind of thing is funny enough!"
"Shut up!"
The female goblin's face can no longer be described as difficult to describe, if it weren't for the fact that Tang Sanzang's essence was necessary to conceive offspring, I think this goblin wouldn't mind performing a "strong hand splitting skull" for Tang Sanzang on the spot.
No one would believe that these five fingers like shallots could actually shatter his Heavenly Spirit Gai with a single blow of the knife.
In fact, the female goblin is so disgusted with the term "femme fatale" mainly because she and the snake spirit are juxtaposed.
What especially made her unbearable was that she was still inexplicably ranked behind the snake spirit.
This made her very angry.
After all, not far from her cave, there is a perennial snake spirit entrenched in her.
has been pinching her for two or three hundred years, although there are wins and losses in each other, but in general, the little scorpion spirit still loses more and wins less.
That's why I've been haunting it.
Tang Sanzang hit by mistake and hit the bull's-eye with a straight ball.
That is, the little scorpion essence has a good temper, if he changes to a short-tempered one, he will not be able to hide Tang Sanzang to the shark for a minute, and even the ashes will be raised to him.
The little scorpion grumbled angrily at the furniture that came from nowhere, and gradually lost its anger.
She walked back in front of Tang Sanzang and glared angrily.
This time, she no longer had the grace of Dong Shi, but chose to show her self.
"Great monk, listen up! Grandma is going to spoil you tonight and eat you! ”
In the end, after unloading the "idol baggage", she finally relaxed and sighed: "It's tiring to pretend to be innocent!" ”
Unexpectedly, after listening to her words, Tang Sanzang firmly shook his head and denied this arrangement.
"Nope."
"Huh?" The little scorpion spirit was a little surprised, "Great monk, are you stupid?" I didn't ask for your opinion! ”
"That's not going to work!" Tang Sanzang said, "As the in-depth experiencer of your plan, I have the right to put forward my reasonable demands. ”
Scorpion Essence: ???
What's going on?
I've never seen anything like this when I've grown this big.
After a stalemate, the little scorpion spirit was defeated, and he glared at Tang Sanzang angrily.
"Okay, big monk, if you have anything to say, while my aunt and grandmother haven't changed my mind, let's say it all!"
Tang Sanzang folded his hands with difficulty and said, "Good." ”
He cleared his throat and sorted out the logical context, and then spoke in a docile and smooth tone.
"Female donor, the poor monk is about to be coerced into the cave by you, but the poor monk still doesn't know your name as the female benefactor."
"Xie Zhi! I've told you my name a long time ago! That's not a pseudonym! ”
Also?
Tang Sanzang couldn't help but glance at the little scorpion spirit a few more times.
In these years, it is really rare for a female goblin who is away to walk the rivers and lakes with her real name!
"Okay, let's leave the name alone. This cave is ......."
"Hey, I haven't seen you for a few days, and Sister Scorpion is getting married?"
As soon as Tang Sanzang got up, his words were interrupted.
A tall woman with a smile like a flower, twisting her weak and boneless waist, walked in from outside the cave in a swaying posture.
What a stunner!
The fly in the ointment is that she is still spitting out the letter in her mouth as she walks, as if she is afraid that others will not know that she is a snake spirit.
Xie Zhi's face turned dark, and he said angrily: "Inexplicable guy, what are you doing!" ”
The snake spirit looked at Tang Sanzang directly, and said with a smile: "I heard that my sister caught Tang Sanzang, my sister naturally wants to come and say hello to my sister, you have a piece of the pie!" ”