Li Xiao put his hands in his trouser pockets and walked all the way to the basement. One million, Chu Xiaotian is one million as soon as he makes a move. Although Li Xiao doesn't need to worry about firewood, rice, oil, and salt like ordinary people, since he lives in the crowd, how can he lack such a thing as money! Not to mention anything else, Xiaoshan's candy money is a lot of expenses, this guy is small, his appetite is not bad, and he picks the most expensive kind to eat. Not to mention the cost of maintaining the daily maintenance of this villa.

Li Xiao sometimes feels like a diligent cow. No, it's worse than a cow, and the cow still has to eat grass, and he doesn't even have to eat grass, so he can only work.

Now I have a million in my pocket, and of course I have more bullish spirit on my body.

I walked to the door of the basement, and there was no sound inside. Li Xiao secretly wondered, he called it a day so soon? Old ghost, this old guy, I don't know what he used to sell Xiaoshan this time. Alas, this demon and ghost are really a pair of natural lazy worms, and they are so passionless to do such a promising thing as the flat people, so it is difficult for them not to know, if they have nothing to do, they will do more to use their hands and feet, and beat each other to break the blood flow, which will greatly help them increase their cultivation?

Li Xiao sighed in his heart, kicked the door open, and saw the old ghost walking around with a book in his hand, pacing and leisurely twisting a few goatees under his chin, watching with relish. Xiaoshan was lying on the boss's desk, a small ass pouting, and he didn't know what he was doing. Hearing the loud sound of Li Xiao kicking the door, the two of them didn't hear it. They have long been accustomed to Li Xiao's unique way of opening the door.

"Old ghost, I just made a big business and made a lot of money. Li Xiao proudly blew the smoke ring and said, "Just move your mouth and shake my three-inch tongue, haha! A whole million will be in hand." It's not that I'm boasting, but who else has the ability to do this? I worship myself too much. ”

The old ghost squinted one eye and gave him a disdainful look, but Xiaoshan simply listened and lay motionless on the table.

"Huh, what are you two guys doing, weird?"

In normal times, these two guys should have surrounded themselves and asked each other endlessly. Li Xiao walked to the table strangely, habitually reached out and grabbed the back of Xiao Shanzhen's neck, and was about to help it "move its position", but his hand stretched out, but he suddenly paused, looked down, his brows furrowed suddenly, and said unhappily: "Dead old ghost, what did you show Xiaoshan?"

"Didn't you say that Xiaoshan should read more books and gain more knowledge? Xiaoshan loves to read illustrations when he reads, so I had to find a book to show him. Don't all children like this? This is also what they like, and cultivate children's interests first. You see how seriously he reads it now! As the saying goes, there is a golden house in the book, and there is Yan Ruyu in the book. Xiaoshan now finally knows that reading is good, and it is not too late to make amends. Xiaoshan loves to learn, you should be happy to be a big brother, how can you pour cold water on it so much?"

The old ghost didn't look back, shaking his head, quite a bit of a private school pedant. If it weren't for the fact that he was wearing a non-mainstream explosive head and his body was torn by Xiaoshan, his appearance as an old pedant deceived some villagers in the mountains and wilderness, and there should be no problem with ignorant women and children.

Li Xiao said angrily: "I'm happy! I asked him to read more, but I didn't let him read this kind of book." Li Xiao grabbed the small mountain and threw it away, snatched the book, sat on the chair by himself, and said dissatisfiedly: "You old thing, you come and see it yourself, is this also a book for children?"

Xiaoshan stopped doing it, jumped on Li Xiao's head with a snort, tore his hair and shouted, "Give it back to me, I want to see it, I still want to see it!"

"Xiaoshan, don't make trouble, this old guy is poisoning you!" Li Xiao didn't pay attention to the hairstyle that was about to explode, opened the book casually, and said: "Look at it, look at it, what kind of mess is this? How can you read this kind of book?

On the page of the book is a picture of a figure drawn in plain ink, in which the large room is wide and the bed is half-hanging, and a young girl with a full body ** has her mouth slightly open, and the black silk is scattered, and a naked man is intertwined with her arms, hugging each other and sitting on the bed. Although this picture is painted in plain ink, it is vivid and vivid, and people can't help but think about it at a glance. With this picture, there is also a five-character ancient poem inscribed in small characters in Lishu next to it.

This "book" that makes Xiaoshan look at it with relish is an ancient Spring Palace picture album.

The old ghost came over at some point, and said with a smile: "'Su Xi doesn't comb his hair, his silk hair is draped over his shoulders, and he is tactful on his knees, where is it not pitiful?' Wonderful! Wonderful! It's really wonderful! Especially the word 'tactful' is the most expressive! This poem with this picture is simply full of artistic conception and makes people have endless aftertaste!"

"Wonderful your size!" Li Xiao gave him a roll of his eyes, turned to the next page in annoyance, shook his head and sighed: "Alas! What kind of trick is this? It's a pure pervert! You actually let Xiaoshan see this kind of thing, it's too much!" This picture is similar, except that the figure in the painting has changed, the girl in the picture is lying on her back on the bed, and the naked man has become a gray-haired old man.

"Eighteen brides and eighty langs, with pale hair and red makeup. The mandarin ducks are made into a double night, and a pear flower presses the begonia. The old ghost shook his head, couldn't support it, finished reading the inscription poem next to him, sighed with a smile, and said: "This poem is written by the famous Su Dongpo, this 'pear blossom' and 'begonia', the meaning is far-reaching, with this picture, people can't help but forget the troubles of Huafa being born early and getting old." It's fucking exciting!"

"And this one, tsk, tsk, tsk! What a mess, it's really not like words!"

Li Xiao shook his head again and again, this painting is too obscene and too excessive! The two protagonists in the picture are actually naked and swinging under the moonlight, and they are still hee-hee-hee......

"**A moment is worth a thousand gold, and the flowers are fragrant and the moon is cloudy. The sound of the song pipe building is thin, and the swing courtyard is deep at night. The old ghost high-fived and exclaimed: "This poem is said to have been written by Su Dongpo, but I remember that the last sentence should be 'The night is sinking'." The painter tampered with it slightly, although the rhythm had changed, but the meaning was significant, and it was well changed! It was wonderful! Wonderful, wonderful! wonderful......" The old ghost exclaimed loudly, "coo", and swallowed heavily.

"And this one, it's really shameless!"

"It's high! it's really high......"

"I'm cāo, this one is even more outrageous, what whore would actually draw something like this?"

"The painting is brilliant, and the poems complement each other......"

"This, this...... Look, is this an elephant?"

"The so-called fluttering immortals refer to this kind of realm, you see the ...... of this poem"

Li Xiao flipped through the pages one by one, and was indignant at the unknown prostitute author in ancient times, and he never got tired of it. The old ghost applauded and admired from the sidelines. The two of them were blowing and patting, expressing their opinions to themselves, and spitting was flying. Li Xiao suddenly noticed that his neck was cold, and when he turned his head, Xiao Shan had stopped his "daily work" of modifying his hairstyle at some point, and was squatting on his shoulder, looking at the album in his hand very intently, so that he didn't know that saliva was flowing from the corners of his mouth.

Li Xiao then remembered that he seemed to be a little misplaced, so he hurriedly stood up, closed the book, put it in the drawer under the table, and said with a straight face: "Xiaoshan, this kind of book is for adults to read, and you are not allowed to read this kind of book in the future, you know?"

"Hmph!" Xiao Shan angrily jumped onto the old ghost's shoulder, snorted, sucked back the saliva that hung on his lips like a noodle, raised a small face disdainfully, pouted and said, "If you don't look at it, don't look at it, what's so strange, I've watched it four times just now." ”

The old ghost raised his face, showed a flattering smile to Xiaoshan, and whispered: "This guy actually wants to hide himself and secretly look at him, don't pay attention to him, I still have it, I'll show you later." ”

"What do you say, old ghost?" Li Xiao tilted his eyes to look at him, his hands clasped together, and his knuckles snapped.

"Huh?" the old ghost reflexively stood up, shook his hand, and said, "No, didn't say anything, cough, cough...... Speaking of which, Li Xiao, you should care more about your little brother......"

Li Xiao subconsciously looked down.

The old ghost's mouth suddenly pulled down. This guy looks like a righteous man and a gentleman, and it turns out that he is also a fellow believer! Dare to love someone who is deeper than his own Taoism, and he can think of that aspect in such a sentence. The old ghost gave Li Xiao a disdainful look and said, "You guy, you will be serious, I don't know where you want to go, I'm talking about Xiaoshan!"

"Xiaoshan, what's wrong with Xiaoshan?" Li Xiao inexplicably glanced at the puffing little mountain, then looked at the old ghost, and then thought of the scene just now, and suddenly realized, and said, "Could it be that Xiaoshan...... It's only so young that it is in estrus? Doesn't it mean that the monster has not cultivated into a demon body, and there will be no **?" Li Xiao frowned in distress: "Then what can I do? Where can I find a mother mountain for him? There are a lot of female monkeys in the park, and it is not difficult to get one for it, but does Xiaoshan look up to others?"

With a "plop", the old ghost fell directly into the ground.

Li Xiao and Xiao Shan looked at each other, and their four eyes were fighting cocks at the same time. Oyama didn't know what the park's mother monkey had to do with her. Li Xiao felt very innocent, although he was a big brother, he really couldn't help with this kind of thing! Why did the old ghost become so angry?

"I've convinced you, you're really not an ordinary obscenity, my old ghost admires it very much, and I'm willing to bow down. The old ghost floated up from the ground and said weakly: "You are full of dirty thoughts, I can't tell you clearly, you take a good look at the hill and see what difference it is." "

Li Xiao walked over in two steps, grabbed the back of Xiaoshan's neck and lifted it up, and held it up in front of his eyes to look at it carefully. There was a little confusion in his eyes at first, then he turned into surprise, and after a while, he threw Xiaoshan up and said with a smile: "Haha, Xiaoshan is about to become a demon body! Yes, yes, it's really good!"

Xiaoshan lightly borrowed strength from the ceiling, and a heel bucket flipped down, landed on Li Xiao's shoulder, raised a small face, snorted loudly, and said proudly: "Then you don't need to say!"

Li Xiao laughed happily for a while, looked up at Xiao Shanzhen, who turned his nose towards the ceiling, the smile on his face gradually retracted, and asked a little uneasy about the old ghost: "I remember that you said that it takes about four hundred years for the mountain demon to grow into a demon? Xiaoshan is only a little more than two hundred years old, and it has reached the stage of condensation, will it be a little precocious?" Li Xiao glanced at the old ghost, and secretly said in his heart, could it be that this old man who is not ashamed often secretly shows Xiaoshan something that is not like words, so that it is stimulated to be so precocious?

The old ghost tugged at his goatee and said in an old-fashioned manner: "Alas, I really don't know anything! How can you believe what the book says! Demons are also the same as people, their talents are high and low, and their achievements are big and small, what's so strange?" Fortunately, the old ghost didn't know what was going on in Li Xiao's heart, otherwise he was afraid that he would be so angry that he would fall to the ground again.

"What the old ghost said makes sense, I know that I am the kind of mountain demon with high talent. Xiao Shan jumped to the ground with a snort and squeaked: "How can you believe what the book says? You see what some books write about our mountain: a monkey with a human face, one hand and one foot, and a height of two meters...... Look, am I two meters tall? Look, do monkeys have such beautiful fur?" Xiao Yama touched his fur narcissistically, and raised his two hands again: "Aren't these two hands? And here, I obviously have three legs......" Xiao Yama pouted his buttocks, subconsciously crossed his legs, and suddenly felt a little bad, and quickly sat down.

Li Xiao couldn't help but laugh out loud: "Your little thing is also a leg, at most a little toe." ”

Li Xiao laughed for a while, but his brows gradually twisted into a knot, he groaned for a while, and shouted, "Old ghost." ”

"What's the matter?" The old ghost rolled his eyelids, but found that Li Xiao's eyebrows were twisted together, looking very strict, and his heart couldn't help jumping, he walked over honestly, sat opposite Li Xiao, and asked a little nervously: "Did you go out just now and heard something bad." ”