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Kangxi's "palace" is actually in the center of the hunting ground with wooden stakes and cloth to set up a camp, in the middle of the erection of dozens of large and small curtains, the largest one in the middle is Kangxi's imperial hooves. Two large gauze lanterns hung high on the left and right of the camp entrance, illuminating the path leading to the center with dazzling lights. The candlelight in the palace was bright, and there were bursts of laughter.

Kangxi changed into his regular clothes and wore a uniform hat on his head, but the jade inlaid with a piece of turquoise jade into the lake on the hat realized the supremacy of the master, Kangxi sat cross-legged on the blanket in the south, and several elder brothers sat side to accompany him, Suo Etu, Mingzhu, Gao Shiqi, Mo Luo, etc. also sat cross-legged on the other side. Because of the abundance of hunting today, Kangxi was extremely happy in his heart, and sent a message to other close ministers who accompanied him to dine together.

At this time, the accompanying imperial chef told him that the venison had been roasted, and Kangxi ordered everyone to enjoy it, and everyone had their fingers moving, all of them knew that the venison roasted on the wildfire was fresh and tender, the aroma was attractive, and there was a different flavor, which was more appetizing than the imperial food cooked by the imperial kitchen in the palace, and several elder brothers were basically hungry for a day, but the emperor was beside him, and he didn't dare to be presumptuous, so he could only tear it up little by little, and the ministers also had to pay attention to the etiquette before the king, and they were taught by Confucius, the so-called: "Eat without words, sleep without words", and they were also silent. It's just that those guards don't pay so much attention to it, and they can't stop praising it while chewing.

Kangxi smiled and said: "Today I won't talk about the division between monarchs and ministers, you Aiqing might as well let go of some, there is no prohibition of laughter, you can tell some jokes and allusions one by one to help the fun." Let's start with the brothers, what you say is rewarding, and if you don't say it well, you will not be allowed to eat roast venison. ”

The ministers said yes, and then they all bowed their heads and thought about how they could make the emperor smile and get a big prize. The prince said: "Since the emperor Ama has an order, the sons will throw bricks and lead the jade, let's talk about one first." It is said that during the opening of Emperor Wen of Sui, Yang Su, the Duke of Yueguo, was appointed as Shangshuling. At that time, there was a person with the surname of six catties who wanted to meet Yang Su, so he took the name paper to Shangshu Province, met Hou Bai of Rulin Lang at the door, and asked Hou Bai to sign his name on his behalf. Hou Bai then wrote it as "six and a half catties". The famous paper quickly reached Yang Su's hand. Yang Su was surprised by this person's name, so he summoned out of the six catties and asked, "Your name is six and a half catties?" Yang Su took the famous paper and shook it in front of him: "Why is it written on it as six and a half catties?" out of the six catties explained: "I asked Hou Xiucai to write it at the door just now, probably because he wrote it wrong." At this point, everyone was already gone, and the prince continued: "Yang Su immediately summoned Hou Bai, pointed to the six catties and asked, "Why did you write the wrong person's name?" Hou Bai argued: "It's not wrong." Yang Su picked up the six-pound piece of famous paper, pointed to the three big characters of "six and a half catties" written by Hou Bai, and asked proudly: "You must have made a mistake." If it's not your fault, why is it that the surname of the person is six catties, and you are asked to write it on your behalf, but you write it as 'six and a half catties'?" Hou Bai suddenly realized and replied: "That's the case, I met him at the gate of Shangshu Province just now, he begged me to write, since he said that it was six catties, I figured out that it could only be six and a half catties, but I didn't expect it to be written wrong." Hearing this, everyone laughed and leaned back. Kangxi laughed and said: "What a Hou Xiucai, it's really a material to be a businessman, six and a half catties, it's not a loss." ”

The prince smiled: "The emperor is happy, and the sons and daughters are even less filial piety." ”

Kangxi said: "This joke is interesting, the prince said it well, and rewarded the prince with a yellow sheep hunted." ”

The prince hurriedly stood up and thanked him.

When the eldest brother saw that the crown prince had won the first place, he couldn't help but be a little anxious, and hurriedly said: "Huang Ama, there is also a joke here for the sons." ”

Kangxi looked at him, and he was really a little disgusted in his heart. Since the last time I knew that it was because of him that the prince had smashed the jade lingzhi that Annan had paid tribute to, and then used the fourth elder brother Yinzhen as a scapegoat, and the fourth elder brother was heavily blamed under the anger, he was already very dissatisfied with him, and even had the judgment that this son had sinister intentions, and this time he saw him jumping out again, so he said angrily: "It's okay, Yinzhen, you can tell me about it." ”

The eldest brother didn't notice that Kangxi's face was no longer good, and said to himself: "Erchen said that there was a big pirate in Fujian, named Zheng Guang, who later surrendered to the imperial court, and the imperial court granted him an official position. Once, Zheng Guang and his colleagues were chanting wine and writing poems together, and everyone recited poems, and they all urged Zheng Guang to compose poems. Zheng Guang was forced to be helpless, so he had to groan indiscriminately: "Regardless of civil officials and military attachés, civilian and military attaches are always average." Rank as an official and then be a thief, Zheng Guang as a thief and then as an official. ”

When everyone heard this, they all laughed, but Gao Shiqi had been paying attention to Kangxi's face, and when he saw that it was not good, he was solemn and silent.

The eldest brother was also laughing with everyone, but when he saw Kangxi's face, he became cramped.

Kangxi said coldly: "Yinchu, I heard a bit of sarcasm in this joke, according to you, the officials of the Qing Dynasty were officials first and then thieves, or were they thieves first and then officials?"

Everyone is extremely smart, and as soon as they heard it, they knew that Kangxi was using the topic to play the big brother, and they immediately fell silent, and they were all silent.

The eldest brother panicked, and hurriedly said: "Huang Ama, Erchen, Erchen didn't mean that." ”

Kangxi glanced at him with disgust, and said: "I have been paying attention to you for a day today, and you are really capable, why didn't you even shoot a yellow sheep?" Usually you always teach your younger brothers this and that wrong when shooting at the target, it seems that only you are the most outstanding, today even the fourth elder brother shot a yellow sheep, but you only hunted a few pheasants, so majestic." ”

The eldest brother lowered his head and was speechless, just biting his lip.

Kangxi said again: "You come here." ”

Big Brother Xun stood up and walked gently in front of Kangxi.

"Reach out. ”

The eldest brother stretched out his hand in confusion.

"Look at your hands with fine skin and tender meat, they can be compared to shallots. ”

When the prince heard this, he laughed out loud. Kangxi turned his head to look, and the prince hurriedly closed his mouth and put on a straight face.

Kangxi stretched out his hand and said, "Look at my hand!"

A big hand wearing a white jade wrench appeared in front of the eldest brother, and he saw that the hand was covered with thick cocoon flowers.

The eldest brother lowered his head in shame.

Kangxi continued: "You wait for a few elder brothers, sooner or later, they are the right-hand men of me and the prince, I don't want you to be like Zhao Kuo, or the kings of the former Ming Dynasty, just some wine bags and rice bags, I want you to be down-to-earth, stand up to the sky, practice real kung fu, and practice real skills." Anyway, I don't want to spoil the fun today, and I don't bother to talk about you, but your joke is not good and out of place, I punish you for standing and serving others, and there is no food for you here today. ”

The eldest brother stood aside stupidly. Try not to look at other people's wriggling mouths, but it is difficult to resist the smell of meat inside, and I can't suppress swallowing saliva into my stomach.

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