"Boom!"

"Poof!"

"Boom la la ......"

......

A series of strange voices rang out!

First of all, the low roar of the suction pump motor of the fecal suction truck outside the hospital wall, followed by the abnormal sound of a golden water column from the fecal suction pipe that has been installed with the "big to small adapter", and finally, after this water column soared for more than ten meters, it quietly dispersed in the sky above the corner of the small square in front of the physiotherapy center......

Long Haotian and "Fat Tip", who had just jumped out of the first Porsche Cayenne, suddenly felt some water droplets falling on their heads.

Almost subconsciously, Long Haotian frowned slightly, and muttered in his mouth: "Huh, is it raining? It was fine just now......

As he spoke, he and "Fat Tip" had already raised their heads and looked up at the sky.

Some of the splashes fell directly on his face, and some even fell into Long Haotian's mouth that was open because of the small dripping......

Immediately afterwards, a foul smell suddenly poured into the nasal cavity, choking Long Haotian's entire head with a "bang", and his brain was suddenly confused by the smell. Coincidentally, Long Haotian and "Fat Tip" had reflexively raised their hands to wipe the water droplets that fell on their faces and foreheads.

Start with a slight sticky, raise your hand and put it in front of your eyes to take a look...... Yellow? and...... Looks like a fingertip with a corner of white toilet paper the size of half a fingernail?

Caught off guard, Long Haotian and "Fat Tip" were completely dumbfounded, only to feel that their brains were a mess of paste, and people stayed there, and the environment around them was as if they had suddenly fallen into a big dung pit, and the stench hit people!

"Dragon...... Long Shao, good ...... It doesn't seem to be raining!"

"No, no...... That's right, this ...... Someone is raising this ...... Blowing dung......"

Hearing the movement outside, Jiang Yaohang and Hu Yidao, the leaders and deputy captains of the "Soul Eater Squad" who were about to push the door and get out of the car in the driver's seat of the two Porsche Cayenne, also subconsciously looked out, and happened to see some slimy substances in the water droplets that fell on the ground.

The two of them shivered together, and the car door that had just been pushed open was immediately closed again, and they stammered out this sentence with a green face, and immediately rolled up the window glass with numb hands and feet, and sat inside staring at Long Haotian and "Fat Tip" who were being baptized by dung juice outside, with an expression that they would never move if they were killed!

At the same time, Long Haotian and "Fat Tips", who were standing outside the car door, had already been drenched with the golden slime that continued to fall from the sky, and they heard the two words of Jiang Yaohang and Hu Yidao in their ears, which made them quickly wake up from their sluggishness.

Subconsciously looked down at the whole body as if they had just climbed up from the yellow mud pit, and the faces of the two people instantly turned into the bottom of the cauldron on the wood stove, and they were all dark and bright!

Manure juice?

What is the juice of the dung in the sky?

Did God eat a bad stomach?

"Ah......h

"Bah, Bah, Bah......"

There were a lot of question marks tangled in their minds, Long Haotian and Fat Jian howled miserably, and under the big mouth, more sticky yellow dung juice fell from the sky into their mouths, so disgusting that their stomachs surged, and they vomited indiscriminately.

Seeing this scene, not only Jiang Yaohang and Hu Yidao in the driver's seat of the two Porsche Cayenne had a green face, but even the "Jade Armor Heavenly Soldier" sitting in the back seat of the second car frowned, as if he had human nature, and he was stunned and did not jump out of the car.

The miserable howl and the movement of the fecal suction truck soon attracted many people inside and outside the hospital walls, all of them standing in the distance with pale faces and pointing, pinching their noses to look at Long Haotian and "Fat Tip" who were bent over and vomiting under the fecal juice spray, and their eyes were full of sympathy!

However, no one had the slightest intention of coming close to help.

Just kidding, what's the point of getting into a commotion? Right now, as long as you get a little closer, it's a golden stinking dung juice!

"Damn, Cao Sanhu, you kid is going to die......"

At the same time, a few people rushed over from the security room at the entrance of the hospital who heard the movement, and the leading Huang Dagou was followed by four or five security guards, all carrying long glue sticks in their hands.

It's not that I'm afraid, no one dares to get close to the courtyard wall at the moment, so I can only cut off the pollution source first and go around to the outside of the courtyard wall to clean up Cao Sanhu and his fecal suction truck.

Cao Sanhu saw that something was wrong, anyway, the expected goal was achieved, grinned, and hurriedly said hello to the guy in the cab, and after stopping the suction pump that sprayed fecal juice wildly, he immediately carried the fecal suction pipe to the rear compartment with the friend next to him, and hurriedly jumped into the cab.

"Cao Sanhu, Lao Tzu doesn't matter who you are, Ben Shao...... I have to ******...... ...... vomit"

Finally knowing the name of the initiator who drenched himself in dung, Long Haotian turned his head and roared hideously, his stomach turned over again, and after vomiting a few times, his eyelids rolled and he fell to the ground.

The third generation of "Daozi" level figures of the "Dragon Soul", one of the four ancient forces in China, and the demonic powerhouse of the early stage of the congenital realm among the young descendants of the ancient martial arts world, came to Jianghai for the first time, and was actually directly fainted by the dung juice that fell from the sky!

This matter must soon spread throughout the ancient martial arts world of China, and it will be difficult for Long Haotian not to become famous in the world!

......

When the security captain Huang Dagou led several security guards out of the hospital, Cao Sanhu outside the wall of the small square had already run away with a fecal suction truck, and a few people who came back quickly opened a fire closet outside the wall of the physiotherapy center, pulled out the water pipe and connected it to a fire hydrant faucet next to the green belt in the corner of the square.

When they were almost rushed, Jiang Yaohang and Hu Yidao, who were hiding in the car and didn't dare to move their nests from beginning to end, finally jumped down tremblingly, pinched their noses and stripped the "fat tip" and Long Haotian into naked pigs, and the stinking clothes were directly thrown into the corner of the courtyard wall, and then the two people who left only a pair of pants were washed as dead pigs, and then they were carried on the two carts brought by the medical staff and taken to the emergency department to rescue and gastric lavage.

When Zhou Xiaoya came out of the physiotherapy center, Long Haotian and "Fat Jian", who had fainted, had been pushed away by the medical staff in the hospital with a cart, so he didn't see the two of them at all, stood at the door of the physiotherapy center and chatted with Huang Dagou for a while, and then returned to the office upstairs.

After this turmoil, it is estimated that the people in the entire hospital have no appetite for dinner, and Zhou Xiaoya is naturally no exception, he really doesn't have such thick nerves!

Just imagine the dung juice in the sky dripping down like a downpour, and instantly drenching the two big living people into dung chickens and directly fainting the scene...... It's already chilling, and if you can still swallow calmly under this association, it will take quite a lot of courage!

Four hours later, as the sky gradually darkened, and the street lights were turned on one after another, Yamanla and Yin Ruyu came to the physiotherapy center together.

"Has Long Haotian ever been here?"

As soon as she entered Zhou Xiaoya's office, Yin Ruyu, who looked a little worried, opened her mouth and asked.

"Hmm, aren't you in charge of luring him in? Why did you come and ask me instead?"

Zhou Xiaoya was stunned for a moment, looking at Yin Ruyu who sat down on the office sofa with Yamanla, and felt confused.

"That kid seems to have become suspicious of me. ”

Frowning again, Yin Ruyu sighed before continuing: "Maybe I'm too anxious, so that he can faintly see what is boring, this kid obviously told me yesterday to book a ticket to Jianghai today, but for some reason, I called him this morning, but he didn't answer." Then from noon until now, it has been turned off......"

Speaking of this, the suspicious look on Yin Ruyu's face became more and more intense, and he raised his head and looked at Zhou Xiaoya: "I suspect that he has arrived in Jianghai, and he is probably suspicious of me, so he didn't choose to meet me, but quietly attacked you, so he hurriedly took Yaman over." ”

"After all, if he really borrowed a 'Jade Armor Heavenly Soldier' of the Innate Peak Realm from the 'Dragon Alliance' headquarters this time, without Yamanla present, even if you can win in the end, it is estimated that you will suffer a small loss......

"In view of this special situation, I have discussed with Yamanla, we will not return to Qinyuan Villa tonight, it is safer to stay here!"

Saying that, Yin Ruyu didn't know what to think of suddenly, her eyes inadvertently glanced at the direction of the lounge on the side of the office, her delicate cheeks flushed, and she gritted her teeth before saying, "We are sleeping, you ...... Sleep on the couch!"

"That's ...... Isn't that okay?"

With a heartbeat, Zhou Xiaoya secretly rejoiced, but his face was silent, so he said in embarrassment: "I love the bed, and I am used to sleeping in the room, and suddenly I want to sleep on the sofa, I'm afraid I won't be able to sleep, or ...... In the middle of the bed between the two of you, I'll make do with the edge of the bed, and I should be able to barely fall asleep with a little effort. ”

"No! it's not negotiable!"

His face sank, and Yin Ruyu glared at him fiercely!

Hmph! Can you barely fall asleep with a little effort? Can you use such a strong sleep to get a good night's sleep? It's so shameless!

"Bang!"

Just as Zhou Xiaoya grinned and wanted to say something more, the door of the office was suddenly kicked open, and Long Haotian, whose face was still full of green color, strode in with four people......